Athlete Overcomes Tragic Rape He Committed

Submitted by: zombunny 6 years ago Funny

Onion satire at its finest. What does this say about our society?
There are 29 comments:
Male 158
@Gothmo:
Well, What other language would have been appropriate?
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Female 1,324
lol I love The Onion. We talked about it in English
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Male 1,540
To be fair, she was asking for it.
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Male 36
who cares!
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Female 265
ooooo the onion <3

i wasnt happy about the fact i had to miss practice just because i raped someone
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Male 1,085
Good for him....oh wait.
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Male 236
Oddly enough, i just watched this last night. lol
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Male 3,819
I wonder what similar real life athlete and recent situation could have possibly inspired this parody.
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Male 25,416
The reporting was elite
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Male 2,690
This one was slightly amusing for the Onion.
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Male 515
i kinda hate my college for this, apparently rape is a big problem in the dorms, but the police and administration never seems to do anything about it.
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Female 28
"You mean this wasn`t Fox News?" Nice.
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Male 2,988
what a great kid. i`m sure it was very hard to overcome.
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Male 127
The Onion`s pretty funny most of the time. But every now and then they tip-toe over the line.

I get it, but I`m not laughing.
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Female 2,525
@darkhawk, that`s kinda the point of the video.
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Male 260
Jesus thank god its a joke. Tho, I`m not laughing... Rape is a serious problem that most ppl just ignore. That`s why the penalties for rape are so low, it`s retarded.
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Male 51
You mean this wasn`t Fox News?
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Male 270
Poor guy, he raped some girl...
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Male 1,299
Sportsdome is hilarious.

Enough Said.
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Male 256
The Onion - Bad jokes taken waaaaayyyyy to far and waaaaaayyyyyy toooooo llllllooooooonnnnngggggg to develop.....
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Male 5,194
The Onion. I actually thought this was real for a minute, shows how f-dup all these jock-worshipers are.
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Male 436
lmao at the end... "Brave kid"
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Male 19
*cough* Kobe *cough*
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Male 5,314
good for him to put such a traumatic event behind him.
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Male 1,598
Funny in a "sad but true" kind of way.
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Male 3,745
just so i can start the race war...lets turn him into a black guy for a second...
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Male 15,510
Ha ha love it or hate it, you must admit the Onion nail it again
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Male 1,548
Truly an inspirational sports story!
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Female 2,525
Link: Athlete Overcomes Tragic Rape He Committed [Rate Link] - Onion satire at its finest. What does this say about our society?
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