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Date: 02/09/11 01:30 PM

29 Responses to Athlete Overcomes Tragic Rape He Committed

  1. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    Link: Athlete Overcomes Tragic Rape He Committed - Onion satire at its finest. What does this say about our society?
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    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 1:37 pm
    Truly an inspirational sports story!
  3. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    Ha ha love it or hate it, you must admit the Onion nail it again
  4. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    just so i can start the race war...lets turn him into a black guy for a second...
  5. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    Funny in a "sad but true" kind of way.
  6. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    good for him to put such a traumatic event behind him.
  7. Profile photo of MrBland
    MrBland Male 13-17
    19 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    *cough* Kobe *cough*
  8. Profile photo of wtmac
    wtmac Male 30-39
    436 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    lmao at the end... "Brave kid"
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    The Onion. I actually thought this was real for a minute, shows how f-dup all these jock-worshipers are.
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    SaintsFan Male 30-39
    256 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    The Onion - Bad jokes taken waaaaayyyyy to far and waaaaaayyyyyy toooooo llllllooooooonnnnngggggg to develop.....
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    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 4:14 pm
    Sportsdome is hilarious.

    Enough Said.
  12. Profile photo of c3rv4
    c3rv4 Male 18-29
    270 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 4:37 pm
    Poor guy, he raped some girl...
  13. Profile photo of TopSmurff
    TopSmurff Male 18-29
    51 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 5:02 pm
    You mean this wasn`t Fox News?
  14. Profile photo of darkhawk
    darkhawk Male 70 & Over
    260 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 5:58 pm
    Jesus thank god its a joke. Tho, I`m not laughing... Rape is a serious problem that most ppl just ignore. That`s why the penalties for rape are so low, it`s retarded.
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    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 6:04 pm
    @darkhawk, that`s kinda the point of the video.
  16. Profile photo of Hat-Trick
    Hat-Trick Male 18-29
    128 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 7:17 pm
    The Onion`s pretty funny most of the time. But every now and then they tip-toe over the line.

    I get it, but I`m not laughing.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 7:21 pm
    what a great kid. i`m sure it was very hard to overcome.
  18. Profile photo of FinalReport
    FinalReport Female 18-29
    28 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 7:28 pm
    "You mean this wasn`t Fox News?" Nice.
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    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 7:34 pm
    i kinda hate my college for this, apparently rape is a big problem in the dorms, but the police and administration never seems to do anything about it.
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 10:12 pm
    This one was slightly amusing for the Onion.
  21. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 1:26 am
    The reporting was elite
  22. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 2:08 am
    I wonder what similar real life athlete and recent situation could have possibly inspired this parody.
  23. Profile photo of Arvz
    Arvz Male 18-29
    236 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 5:02 am
    Oddly enough, i just watched this last night. lol
  24. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 7:08 am
    Good for him....oh wait.
  25. Profile photo of bree416
    bree416 Female 18-29
    265 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 8:37 am
    ooooo the onion <3

    i wasnt happy about the fact i had to miss practice just because i raped someone
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    Vithooshan Male 18-29
    36 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 9:24 am
    who cares!
  27. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 9:49 am
    To be fair, she was asking for it.
  28. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    February 10, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    lol I love The Onion. We talked about it in English
  29. Profile photo of turbopuppy
    turbopuppy Male 30-39
    158 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 9:03 am
    @Gothmo:
    Well, What other language would have been appropriate?

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