America, This Is Why Your Kids Are Doomed [Pic]

Submitted by: goog! 6 years ago in Misc

A photo of some kid"s homework assignment. He"s in for major disappointment very soon.
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Female 5,222
:P
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Female 126
Kid sounds like a dick.
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Male 309
Ahhh...the "self-esteem" movement of the 90s. Another fantastic advancement for American culture.
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Male 2,855
its like will i am
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Male 3,076
sounds like a religious comeback
"it just is"
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Male 589
took the words right out of my mouth
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Male 161
It ould be better if it said, "i just is".
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Female 1,236
This is cute if it`s a little kid...or Prince (purple crayon).
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Male 15,832
The Chinamen are going to f***ing own us...
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Male 946
The reason this is so sad is due to the fact that this is from 10th grade "Creative Writing" class.
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Male 373
Lol from the post and the comments.
America, y we so uptight?
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Female 307
It`s not like at five years old you have anything to seriously be confident about (as opposed to later in life), except maybe the fact that you can color inside of the lines, but let`s face it, that`s basic motor skills.

I see no problem with this.
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Male 1,081
Black Star must have written this.
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Male 2,506
Smart ass
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Male 17
"So tired of America bashing on IAB. I mean, because its written in English, it is assumed that it was from America??? "

nope it`s because it`s retarded... jk
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Male 610
we shouldn`t teach kids to be confident. that`s the whole problem. if they grow up thinking they`re already amazing they have to reason to improve or try at anything. if we teach them to excel, then their confidence isn`t empty and meaningless and they`ll grow up to be confident but strongheaded instead of douchy and ignorant
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Male 2,748
This isn`t doomed.... This is brilliant. That kid`s a pistol lmao
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Male 394
That kid`s not doomed. He confident.
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Male 264
So tired of America bashing on IAB. I mean, because its written in English, it is assumed that it was from America???
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Male 25,416
True True
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Female 4,039
I guess we are doomed if this is what teachers ask kids to do in school.
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Male 220
goog! this is why you are an idiot.
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Male 5,194
Kid is sick of all these patronizing, insipid questions on tests. "Ask me some REAL questions, and I`ll start giving you some real answers," that`s what he`s saying here.
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Male 2,229
Man this kid is going to be ballin` when life knock them down and keeps on kicking...
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Male 2,034
@Creabhain: Nepotism? You included nepotism in your list? Do you even know what that means? That`s EXACTLY how kids like this become successful.
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Male 15,510
Lazy kids cant think on anything else
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Female 8,043
hell yeah!
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Male 70
Sad to think she`ll be picking $1 bill up off a stage in 20 years.
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Male 440
Undeserved confidence is counter productive to success. If kids feel they deserve success without hard work, talent, luck, nepitism, right place right time or some other random thing ... Oh wait, I guess anyone might be successful regardless. Whatever.
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Male 2,220
Actually a bit of confidence ain`t no bad thing.

Shine baby...
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Male 2,145
Just am, Justin? Justin Bieber????AAAAAAAAAAAA.....
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Male 1,292
Man, that kid is way too existential.
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Female 407
everyone from america is a star. i dont see what`s wrong with this..
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Male 4,680
@TGPZarquon- From my experience IAB staff tend to change the descriptions and titles of submissions before posting them.
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Male 10,338
Technically we are all stars, since all elements originally came from stars.
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Male 234
What else was he supposed to say? Was he supposed to write the ENTIRE reason for why stars exist?

Boring post is boring.
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Female 258
I spy an entitlement whore.
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Male 6,693
Must be a Leo.
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Male 2,579
This kid knows whats up.
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Male 272
This post is dumb because...
IT JUST AM.
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Male 39,879
I`m a . . . S U P E R S T A R !


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Male 166
The only sure-fire way to get something posted on I-Am-Bored:

1.) Find (or create) some evidence of stupidity.
2.) Give it a trolling title that somehow insults Americans

Repeat as necessary.
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Male 166
Seems sort of Zen to me...
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Male 10,338
This is actually a win, therefore you fail.
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Male 1,021
Lblaxplaya20: Your comment was better than this post
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Male 769
There`s nothing wrong with that... it shows a decent sense of self-belief, as long as it doesn`t lead to egotism and precociousness.

Or was the child supposed to say "I am a celestial body of hot gases who radiates energy derived from thermonuclear reactions in my interior"?
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Male 14,331
That`s not from a kid it`s from Kanye Wests diary.
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Male 1,526
If you go up to a star and ask it why it is a star I don`t think it would reply with the whole scientific reasoning and processes behind what makes it a star.
That is if stars could talk.
I guess it would most likely not make a sound, Since you cant make sounds in space anyways.
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Male 1,547
With kids being told that they`re special all the time, why is narcissism a surprise?
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Male 422
First: This is quite possibly the worst post I`ve ever seen on I-A-B.
Second: You are from America. You are a kid. Didn`t put those pieces together did you?
Third: Stop poking fun at you`re own country just to try and get a few pity laughs out of people that don`t even matter. Have some pride in your country.
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Male 39,879

This explains why Bristol Palin was on Dancing With The `Stars`
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Male 270
I am what i am and that`s all that i am...
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Female 2,525
Not sure what`s wrong with this. She`s a star because she just is!
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Male 7,830
it shows confidence, thats not really a bad thing in society. this kid will probably go far.
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Male 1,587
ok... random title...
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Male 12
now thats being positive
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Female 397
no punctuation(?)
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Male 320
Link: America, This Is Why Your Kids Are Doomed [Pic] [Rate Link] - A photo of some kid`s homework assignment. He`s in for major disappointment very soon.
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