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Date: 02/24/11 10:14 AM

58 Responses to America, This Is Why Your Kids Are Doomed [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of goog!
    goog! Male 13-17
    320 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 10:16 am
    Link: America, This Is Why Your Kids Are Doomed - A photo of some kid`s homework assignment. He`s in for major disappointment very soon.
  2. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 10:20 am
    no punctuation(?)
  3. Profile photo of Nolif3
    Nolif3 Male 13-17
    12 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 10:23 am
    now thats being positive
  4. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 10:25 am
    ok... random title...
  5. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 10:31 am
    it shows confidence, thats not really a bad thing in society. this kid will probably go far.
  6. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 10:31 am
    Not sure what`s wrong with this. She`s a star because she just is!
  7. Profile photo of Turf_Moor
    Turf_Moor Male 18-29
    270 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 10:31 am
    I am what i am and that`s all that i am...
  8. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 10:36 am

    This explains why Bristol Palin was on Dancing With The `Stars`
  9. Profile photo of Lblaxplaya20
    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
    422 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 10:37 am
    First: This is quite possibly the worst post I`ve ever seen on I-A-B.
    Second: You are from America. You are a kid. Didn`t put those pieces together did you?
    Third: Stop poking fun at you`re own country just to try and get a few pity laughs out of people that don`t even matter. Have some pride in your country.
  10. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 10:38 am
    With kids being told that they`re special all the time, why is narcissism a surprise?
  11. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 10:38 am
    If you go up to a star and ask it why it is a star I don`t think it would reply with the whole scientific reasoning and processes behind what makes it a star.
    That is if stars could talk.
    I guess it would most likely not make a sound, Since you cant make sounds in space anyways.
  12. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 10:39 am
    That`s not from a kid it`s from Kanye Wests diary.
  13. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 10:43 am
    There`s nothing wrong with that... it shows a decent sense of self-belief, as long as it doesn`t lead to egotism and precociousness.

    Or was the child supposed to say "I am a celestial body of hot gases who radiates energy derived from thermonuclear reactions in my interior"?
  14. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 10:52 am
    Lblaxplaya20: Your comment was better than this post
  15. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 10:55 am
    This is actually a win, therefore you fail.
  16. Profile photo of TGPZarquon
    TGPZarquon Male 30-39
    166 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 10:59 am
    Seems sort of Zen to me...
  17. Profile photo of TGPZarquon
    TGPZarquon Male 30-39
    166 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 11:03 am
    The only sure-fire way to get something posted on I-Am-Bored:

    1.) Find (or create) some evidence of stupidity.
    2.) Give it a trolling title that somehow insults Americans

    Repeat as necessary.
  18. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 11:11 am
    I`m a . . . S U P E R S T A R !


  19. Profile photo of max5121
    max5121 Male 18-29
    272 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 11:15 am
    This post is dumb because...
    IT JUST AM.
  20. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 11:19 am
    This kid knows whats up.
  21. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 11:21 am
    Must be a Leo.
  22. Profile photo of Plangkye
    Plangkye Female 18-29
    258 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 11:24 am
    I spy an entitlement whore.
  23. Profile photo of SwayzeCrazy4
    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 11:25 am
    What else was he supposed to say? Was he supposed to write the ENTIRE reason for why stars exist?

    Boring post is boring.
  24. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 11:32 am
    Technically we are all stars, since all elements originally came from stars.
  25. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 11:34 am
    @TGPZarquon- From my experience IAB staff tend to change the descriptions and titles of submissions before posting them.
  26. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 11:41 am
    everyone from america is a star. i dont see what`s wrong with this..
  27. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 11:42 am
    Man, that kid is way too existential.
  28. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 11:44 am
    Just am, Justin? Justin Bieber????AAAAAAAAAAAA.....
  29. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 11:47 am
    Actually a bit of confidence ain`t no bad thing.

    Shine baby...
  30. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 11:54 am
    Undeserved confidence is counter productive to success. If kids feel they deserve success without hard work, talent, luck, nepitism, right place right time or some other random thing ... Oh wait, I guess anyone might be successful regardless. Whatever.
  31. Profile photo of DomTheDaring
    DomTheDaring Male 18-29
    70 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    Sad to think she`ll be picking $1 bill up off a stage in 20 years.
  32. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    hell yeah!
  33. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    Lazy kids cant think on anything else
  34. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    @Creabhain: Nepotism? You included nepotism in your list? Do you even know what that means? That`s EXACTLY how kids like this become successful.
  35. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    Man this kid is going to be ballin` when life knock them down and keeps on kicking...
  36. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 1:03 pm
    Kid is sick of all these patronizing, insipid questions on tests. "Ask me some REAL questions, and I`ll start giving you some real answers," that`s what he`s saying here.
  37. Profile photo of jwhalerfan
    jwhalerfan Male 30-39
    220 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 1:32 pm
    goog! this is why you are an idiot.
  38. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    I guess we are doomed if this is what teachers ask kids to do in school.
  39. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 2:02 pm
    True True
  40. Profile photo of soupkid
    soupkid Male 30-39
    264 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    So tired of America bashing on IAB. I mean, because its written in English, it is assumed that it was from America???
  41. Profile photo of Naitsirhc88
    Naitsirhc88 Male 18-29
    392 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    That kid`s not doomed. He confident.
  42. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    This isn`t doomed.... This is brilliant. That kid`s a pistol lmao
  43. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 2:35 pm
    we shouldn`t teach kids to be confident. that`s the whole problem. if they grow up thinking they`re already amazing they have to reason to improve or try at anything. if we teach them to excel, then their confidence isn`t empty and meaningless and they`ll grow up to be confident but strongheaded instead of douchy and ignorant
  44. Profile photo of baileymog
    baileymog Male 18-29
    17 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 2:48 pm
    "So tired of America bashing on IAB. I mean, because its written in English, it is assumed that it was from America??? "

    nope it`s because it`s retarded... jk
  45. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    Smart ass
  46. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 4:35 pm
    Black Star must have written this.
  47. Profile photo of Happy_Pandas
    Happy_Pandas Female 13-17
    307 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 5:02 pm
    It`s not like at five years old you have anything to seriously be confident about (as opposed to later in life), except maybe the fact that you can color inside of the lines, but let`s face it, that`s basic motor skills.

    I see no problem with this.
  48. Profile photo of Ando
    Ando Male 13-17
    374 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 5:17 pm
    Lol from the post and the comments.
    America, y we so uptight?
  49. Profile photo of gary8162
    gary8162 Male 40-49
    939 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    The reason this is so sad is due to the fact that this is from 10th grade "Creative Writing" class.
  50. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 8:44 pm
    The Chinamen are going to f***ing own us...
  51. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 8:54 pm
    This is cute if it`s a little kid...or Prince (purple crayon).
  52. Profile photo of itellifyou
    itellifyou Male 18-29
    161 posts
    February 24, 2011 at 11:36 pm
    It ould be better if it said, "i just is".
  53. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 1:14 am
    took the words right out of my mouth
  54. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 4:44 am
    sounds like a religious comeback
    "it just is"
  55. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 8:09 am
    its like will i am
  56. Profile photo of KPres
    KPres Male 30-39
    309 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 8:30 am
    Ahhh...the "self-esteem" movement of the 90s. Another fantastic advancement for American culture.
  57. Profile photo of MurphyBed
    MurphyBed Female 18-29
    126 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 11:32 pm
    Kid sounds like a dick.
  58. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 28, 2011 at 2:19 am
    :P

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