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Date: 02/05/11 11:35 AM

41 Responses to All In Life Can Be Learned From Super Mario [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 9:19 am
    Link: All In Life Can Be Learned From Super Mario - The only education you have ever needed can be found on your NES.
  2. Profile photo of Schr0dinger
    Schr0dinger Male 50-59
    359 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 11:41 am
    Its funny because its all so true.
  3. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    Umm... Is Bowser biting Peach`s ass?
  4. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    Sigh. She`s always in another castle.
  5. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    "Umm... Is Bowser biting Peach`s ass?"

    Why do you think she keeps going back to his castle?
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 12:17 pm

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    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    Mario`s clearly set in the far off future. He travels by pipe fighting evolved reptiles and mushrooms in order to save the princess and start the human race again...
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mushrooms
  9. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    good sound advice
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    Wow, that makes sense?
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    UrusaiBaka Male 18-29
    53 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    Most people can relate to the "Seven times out of eight, the princess you`re looking for is in another castle." That`s a actual true life lesson O_O
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    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    penultimate one seems to imply peach is having an affair with bowser
  13. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 2:20 pm
    goombas arent mushrooms and you dont get coins from brick walls, you get them from question mark cubes
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    Every since I started playing this game as a kid, I`ve made a habit of squashing every turtle I see by jumping on its back.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    "dont get coins from brick walls, you get them from question mark cubes"

    Not true- there are plenty of hidden coin blocks that look like brick in Super Mario Bros.
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    TheShape Male 30-39
    568 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    skullgrin
    "goombas arent mushrooms and you dont get coins from brick walls, you get them from question mark cubes."

    There are bricks you get coins from, and the faster you hit them, the more you get.
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    PfulHouse Male 30-39
    371 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    @skullgrin (from the manual)

    Little Goomba

    A mushroom who betrayed the Mushroom Kingdom. One stomp and he dies.

    (100 pts.)

    RTFM
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    PfulHouse Male 30-39
    371 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    I wish I could bit Peach`s ass...
  19. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    Maybe you should learn to differentiate between reality and a computer game.
  20. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 5:25 pm
    This reminds me of the threads of gaming forums
    Basically threads like:
    Real life gaming logic
    You know you`ve played too many games when etc.
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    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1053 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    There is nothing more exciting than the life of a plumber
  22. Profile photo of muhtalikuh
    muhtalikuh Male 18-29
    241 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 7:34 pm
    meh
  23. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 7:36 pm
    the better mario infograph is `mario 3 was staged`
  24. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 8:49 pm
    *read infographic*
    *sigh at unoriginal jokes*
    *see "Dorkly" watermark at the bottom and understand why*
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    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
    531 posts
    February 5, 2011 at 10:07 pm
    Heh nice 1 dude
  26. Profile photo of bomb_tom
    bomb_tom Male 18-29
    522 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 1:53 am
    this is just bad. you can`t just expect the feeling of nostalgia from incorporating super mario into a post to make up for the lame jokes.
  27. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 2:07 am
    @IkeRay,
    I cannot find that infographic.
  28. Profile photo of CptHaddock
    CptHaddock Female 18-29
    68 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 2:15 am
    Most overrated game ever? Yes!
  29. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 10:48 am
    cpthaddock, that "overrated" game saved gaming. if it werent for the NES and that cartridge who knows where we would be as gamers.
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    deadbass72 Male 18-29
    166 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    @bomb tom,
    I am in complete agreement with you.
  31. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    @CptHaddock No way! A lot of fun still.
  32. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    Overrated? Hell no. Classic is more like it!
  33. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    "cpthaddock, that "overrated" game saved gaming. if it werent for the NES and that cartridge who knows where we would be as gamers."

    Probably still on the one system that didn`t suck dick and still doesn`t: the PC.

    When people were playing pooty mario, I was playing doom. When people were playing pooty super mario, I was playing quake. When people were playing pooty n64, I was playing Giants: Citizen Kabuto, and Tribes 2. When people were...well you get the point.

    Console gaming is bullpoo. No control over your content. No modifications. No growth. You pay for a particular product that you can do nothing with. Oblivion on the PC S]-[its all over the console game because of all the mods it has. The game can be modded to do nearly anything on the PC. Console version? Oh, you gotta pay for this crap.

    Screw console gaming. It`s made gaming cheap and pathetic, and caters to casual fags who can barely shorthop in smash brothers.
  34. Profile photo of jennylu
    jennylu Female 18-29
    66 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    There was the poisonous mushroom that you couldn`t eat.
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    thecranberry Male 18-29
    731 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    @ SPrinkZ

    I CAN, in fact, short hop in ssbm, and that comment was still the most sad, nerdrage-tastic pile of elitism I`ve ever seen.
    your comment in a nut-shell: "HOW ARE YOU HAVING FUN OVER THERE!? I LIKE SOME THING DIFFERENT, AND THEREFORE BETTER."
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    zombieland Male 18-29
    418 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 8:00 pm
    Plumbers are retards.
  37. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 11:01 pm
    When people were playing pooty mario, I was playing doom. When people were playing pooty super mario, I was playing quake. When people were playing pooty n64, I was playing Giants: Citizen Kabuto, and Tribes 2.
    And when you were paying several thousand bucks for high-end gaming PCs capable of running that sh*t, I was spending a couple hundred on consoles, on which I have had immense amounts of fun gaming.

    Try not to be an elitist dick.

    Love,
    A Fellow Gamer.
  38. Profile photo of DomTheDaring
    DomTheDaring Male 18-29
    70 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 11:10 am
    SprinkZ: Your mom called. She wants you to move out of her basement.
  39. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 6:45 pm
    @SPrinkZ

    Someone`s bitter about console games...
  40. Profile photo of Jonix
    Jonix Female 18-29
    74 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 9:15 am
    @SPrinkZ

    I also prefer PC gaming because of all the mods and "cheat codes" and such. Also because I`m a fan of RPGs, and those can be infinitely more fun on the PC because it`s easier to point and click and press "i" for inventory and etc.

    BUT console gaming has its perks. Especially when you have friends. Like REAL friends. Can be a lot of fun. Don`t hate. I probably prefer PC gaming just due to my gaming style and preference in genres.

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