All In Life Can Be Learned From Super Mario [Pic]

Submitted by: cobrakiller 6 years ago in Funny

The only education you have ever needed can be found on your NES.
There are 41 comments:
Female 74
@SPrinkZ

I also prefer PC gaming because of all the mods and "cheat codes" and such. Also because I`m a fan of RPGs, and those can be infinitely more fun on the PC because it`s easier to point and click and press "i" for inventory and etc.

BUT console gaming has its perks. Especially when you have friends. Like REAL friends. Can be a lot of fun. Don`t hate. I probably prefer PC gaming just due to my gaming style and preference in genres.
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Female 1,264
@SPrinkZ

Someone`s bitter about console games...
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Male 70
SprinkZ: Your mom called. She wants you to move out of her basement.
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Male 12,138
[quote]When people were playing pooty mario, I was playing doom. When people were playing pooty super mario, I was playing quake. When people were playing pooty n64, I was playing Giants: Citizen Kabuto, and Tribes 2.[/quote]
And when you were paying several thousand bucks for high-end gaming PCs capable of running that sh*t, I was spending a couple hundred on consoles, on which I have had immense amounts of fun gaming.

Try not to be an elitist dick.

Love,
A Fellow Gamer.
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Male 418
Plumbers are retards.
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Male 730
@ SPrinkZ

I CAN, in fact, short hop in ssbm, and that comment was still the most sad, nerdrage-tastic pile of elitism I`ve ever seen.
your comment in a nut-shell: "HOW ARE YOU HAVING FUN OVER THERE!? I LIKE SOME THING DIFFERENT, AND THEREFORE BETTER."
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Female 66
There was the poisonous mushroom that you couldn`t eat.
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Male 2,306
"cpthaddock, that "overrated" game saved gaming. if it werent for the NES and that cartridge who knows where we would be as gamers."

Probably still on the one system that didn`t suck dick and still doesn`t: the PC.

When people were playing pooty mario, I was playing doom. When people were playing pooty super mario, I was playing quake. When people were playing pooty n64, I was playing Giants: Citizen Kabuto, and Tribes 2. When people were...well you get the point.

Console gaming is bullpoo. No control over your content. No modifications. No growth. You pay for a particular product that you can do nothing with. Oblivion on the PC S]-[its all over the console game because of all the mods it has. The game can be modded to do nearly anything on the PC. Console version? Oh, you gotta pay for this crap.

Screw console gaming. It`s made gaming cheap and pathetic, and caters to casual fags who can barely shorthop in smash brothers.
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Male 2,441
Overrated? Hell no. Classic is more like it!
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Male 493
@CptHaddock No way! A lot of fun still.
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Male 166
@bomb tom,
I am in complete agreement with you.
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Male 7,813
cpthaddock, that "overrated" game saved gaming. if it werent for the NES and that cartridge who knows where we would be as gamers.
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Female 68
Most overrated game ever? Yes!
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Male 1,067
@IkeRay,
I cannot find that infographic.
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Male 522
this is just bad. you can`t just expect the feeling of nostalgia from incorporating super mario into a post to make up for the lame jokes.
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Male 531
Heh nice 1 dude
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Male 1,548
*read infographic*
*sigh at unoriginal jokes*
*see "Dorkly" watermark at the bottom and understand why*
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Male 2,703
the better mario infograph is `mario 3 was staged`
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Male 241
meh
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Male 1,071
There is nothing more exciting than the life of a plumber
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Male 5,413
This reminds me of the threads of gaming forums
Basically threads like:
Real life gaming logic
You know you`ve played too many games when etc.
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Male 769
Maybe you should learn to differentiate between reality and a computer game.
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Male 371
I wish I could bit Peach`s ass...
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Male 371
@skullgrin (from the manual)

Little Goomba

A mushroom who betrayed the Mushroom Kingdom. One stomp and he dies.

(100 pts.)

RTFM
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Male 569
skullgrin
"goombas arent mushrooms and you dont get coins from brick walls, you get them from question mark cubes."

There are bricks you get coins from, and the faster you hit them, the more you get.
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Male 2,868
"dont get coins from brick walls, you get them from question mark cubes"

Not true- there are plenty of hidden coin blocks that look like brick in Super Mario Bros.
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Male 2,868
Every since I started playing this game as a kid, I`ve made a habit of squashing every turtle I see by jumping on its back.
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Male 936
goombas arent mushrooms and you dont get coins from brick walls, you get them from question mark cubes
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Male 628
penultimate one seems to imply peach is having an affair with bowser
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Male 53
Most people can relate to the "Seven times out of eight, the princess you`re looking for is in another castle." That`s a actual true life lesson O_O
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Male 5,189
I like this. I do.
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Male 25,417
Wow, that makes sense?
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Male 2,988
good sound advice
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Male 1,834
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mushrooms
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Male 1,596
Mario`s clearly set in the far off future. He travels by pipe fighting evolved reptiles and mushrooms in order to save the princess and start the human race again...
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Male 2,220

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Male 540
"Umm... Is Bowser biting Peach`s ass?"

Why do you think she keeps going back to his castle?
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Female 2,674
Sigh. She`s always in another castle.
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Male 10,855
Umm... Is Bowser biting Peach`s ass?
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Male 359
Its funny because its all so true.
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Male 7,813
Link: All In Life Can Be Learned From Super Mario [Pic] [Rate Link] - The only education you have ever needed can be found on your NES.
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