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Date: 02/03/11 02:02 PM

108 Responses to A Missouri Family Pet Ferret Ate What?!

  1. Profile photo of kangoala
    kangoala Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    Link: A Missouri Family Pet Ferret Ate What?! - Sure, ferrets are cute, but after reading this, how safe do you feel with one in your house?
  2. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
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    February 3, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    I owned ferrets for many years. I can safely say that, when properly raised, they are perfectly fine. This is just as shocking to hear as it would be to hear about the family dog doing it...
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    rikakitty Female 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    That`s drating awful.
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    I feel worse for the ferret, sorry.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    That is why we should stick with just dogs and cats
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    slipwax Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    That`s just disturbing
  7. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    Parenting FAIL.

    Pet owning FAIL.


    DOUBLE FAIL!!!
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    SapphireHart Female 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 2:16 pm
    "It jumped into the rocker thing" I like how these journalists really know their stuff!
  9. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    definitely a contender for parents of the year
  10. Profile photo of VirtualParty
    VirtualParty Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    That is simply horrifying...Imagine growing up without fingers..
  11. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    how is this possible!? ferrets aren`t normally agressive or bloodthirsty...
  12. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
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    February 3, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    I agree with msieg007, double Fail. Poor ferret and baby both are overly young and both had inadequate supervision.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    Wow. Horrible. I would maybe want no fingers rather than toe fingers...

    Ambrose sounds like the dumbest Chief of Police ever.
  14. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    WTF? I have a ferret, had 2...and my one was a biter when we first got him, but he never drew blood, he was just a pain in the ass until we broke him of the habit (the previous owners taught him it was okay to bite). I have my current one free roam in my bedroom. Maybe one day he will snap and chew my toes off while I sleep. O_O
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    Wow that is just sad and weird
  16. Profile photo of frEbAsnSuga
    frEbAsnSuga Female 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    Now that poor baby has to go through the rest of his life with a disability that he didn`t ask for. I don`t feel sorry for the rodent. The parents should have had it secured.
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    Have to agree with Msieg007.
  18. Profile photo of evanbartlett
    evanbartlett Male 30-39
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    February 3, 2011 at 2:48 pm
    frEbAsnSuga-So, it`s the ferret`s fault that the parents didn`t have it secured?

    One charge each of child neglect, and one charge of animal cruelty for the father. (??) For the child`s sake, I hope he is taken away, and for humanity`s sake, I hope those people never reproduce again.

    White trash, FTW.
  19. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 2:58 pm
    Seems simple to me.

    1. Shoot the parents.
    2. Use parts of them to replace the fingers and save the lives of many remotely decent people waiting on organ transplants.
    3. Find decent parents for the child.
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    They sound like a bunch of hicks. Let a series of unfortunate events and a lack of education on a pet induce a freakout and subsequent attempt to ban ferrets in yet another place, thanks to morons and helicopter parents.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    It`s an animal, it saw a potential meal and ate. Can`t be mad at it for it`s nature, it`s a drating animal. Granted, if it was my child I would cut the things head off, but still.
  22. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    Let me just add, as bad as it sounds, throwing the animal across the room does sound like a fairly normal reaction to seeing it eat your baby`s fingers.
  23. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 3:03 pm
    @SapphireHart
    I like how you really know your stuff! When a journalist writes a quote they don`t change the words.
  24. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    February 3, 2011 at 3:07 pm
    I HATE ferrets! Damn bitey-rat-things. Worst pet ever.
  25. Profile photo of iCart
    iCart Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    Guess who`s got two thumbs and bad parents?
  26. Profile photo of sneakyburger
    sneakyburger Female 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    Wow people actually believe a ferret could have done this?! No way a creature that small can bite though bone, even a babies bones. That just doesn`t make any sense. I`ve been bitten by ferrets before, it didn`t even come close to the bone. It broke the skin and bled a little bit. For it to actually chew though SEVEN of the babies fingers it would take hours upon hours... and if the parents didn`t notice the baby crying and screaming by then they should be in jail for neglect.

    Also it ATE the fingers? I don`t think so. Ferrets aren`t that big and unlike humans, other animals don`t generally keep eating if they are full.

    My guess? Their dog did it and to protect the dog they are blaming it on the ferret.
  27. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    February 3, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    gives new meaning to `finger food`, doesn`t it.
  28. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 3:26 pm
    This sounds seriously fishy. If you have ever been close to a ferret you would know this is not normal in the least.
  29. Profile photo of lilylilylily
    lilylilylily Female 13-17
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    February 3, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    Actually, I`ve heard a lot of stories of ferrets biting children..
  30. Profile photo of dweezil
    dweezil Female 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    I have two ferrets and I second sneakyburgers motion. You people really think a ferret could do this? Do you know how tiny a six month old ferret is? And yes I have been bitten by a ferret before. Theres no way a six month old ferret would have the jaw strength to do that... or a full grown ferret for that matter.
  31. Profile photo of ilurk
    ilurk Female 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    I would have smashed that ferret with a hammer, or something, until you couldn`t even make out what it was.
  32. Profile photo of drworm2002
    drworm2002 Male 30-39
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    February 3, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    @sneakyburger This is not the first time. They are known for eating things when they get hungry. This is why many states had laws, because of this.
  33. Profile photo of Fizban
    Fizban Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 4:01 pm
    Survival of the fittest: Ferrets > Babies
  34. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 4:18 pm
    This is disgusting. It makes my heart hurt.

    Also all you people saying it would be impossible for a ferret to do that, have you seen tiny baby fingers?
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 4:19 pm
    haha i liek that derp picture... but my cheez-its dont taste good anymore :(
  36. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 4:29 pm
    I used to have a ferret, he was bitten by a spider when he was about 6 years old and died. Anyway, I don`t think that little baby ferret would just up and do something like that. They probably hardly fed it. Those parents suck all around at life :(
  37. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
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    February 3, 2011 at 4:41 pm
    or the parents injured the baby, and then killed the ferret and blamed it, hoping for sympathy and to get in less trouble.
  38. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    February 3, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    They let the ferret run loose at night? Darwin strikes again!
    @dweezil the ferret could have gnawed the fingers off, think of that? Sickening I know, but I don`t trust ferrets farther than I can throw them, personally.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    February 3, 2011 at 4:52 pm
    @sneakyburger The DOG did it? Then the necropsy will likely clear the ferret, but I seriously doubt it. A dog could bite off the whole hand (unless it was a tiny dog, but how would a tiny dog get into the baby`s crib?) and wouldn`t nibble off fingers, off BOTH hands. Logic fail.

    gives new meaning to `finger food`, doesn`t it.
    Bad @Gerry1of1 BAD! Goto your `bad boy` corner at once!
  40. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 4:52 pm
    I was thinkink it ate the owners penis or something.
  41. Profile photo of Zanthax
    Zanthax Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 5:13 pm
    "I was thinkink it ate the owners penis or something."

    I`m sure you were, Mister No-Soul.
  42. Profile photo of Flying_cow_
    Flying_cow_ Male 30-39
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    February 3, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    I hate to break this to people, but ferret are rats, nasty vermin... My cats would eat those rotten buggers..
  43. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 6:06 pm
    "Do you know how tiny a six month old ferret is?"

    a six month old ferret is essentially fully grown
  44. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    February 3, 2011 at 6:14 pm
    Another good reason to require licenses to own a pet AND to have children.
  45. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
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    February 3, 2011 at 6:14 pm
    Umm. Ferrets aren`t rats. In fact, they eat rats. And snakes. They`re kin to mongoose. Not rats. And any idiot who owns a pet and isn`t responsible enough to watch it around children doesn`t deserve pets or children.
  46. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
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    February 3, 2011 at 6:17 pm
    And I have to agree with the others here. It is HIGHLY unlikely the ferret did this. I own two, and they will ONLY eat their special food. As in, they would literally starve if you left them with something else. And I`ve been bitten by them. It`s not hard enough to draw blood, much less tear ligaments or tendons.
  47. Profile photo of evilangel79
    evilangel79 Female 30-39
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    February 3, 2011 at 6:20 pm
    I agree that a ferret is completely capable of gnawing off tiny baby fingers...have you seen the teeth on those things?? But do you have any idea how long it would take the thing to gnaw off SEVEN fingers??? How to you sleep through the cries of child having its fingers EATEN??? And in defense of the ferret, it should have been in a cage to begin with and I can`t even imagine how hungry it had to have been to resort to eating a baby.
  48. Profile photo of trelina
    trelina Female 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 6:25 pm
    i hate to break it to you but a ferret is a ferret and a rat is a rat.
  49. Profile photo of leahers
    leahers Female 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 6:41 pm
    i have heard of this happening before, ferrets are terrible pets to have around small children.
  50. Profile photo of unicornsrus
    unicornsrus Female 13-17
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    February 3, 2011 at 7:23 pm
    i like the tone of the article.
  51. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 7:25 pm
    @leahers: Ferrets are not terrible things to have around small children. Bad parents/pet owners are.

    Ferrets are carnivores by nature, but unless they are live prey fed (which most owners don`t do) they generally have no interest in meat of any kind. I`ve tried feeding mine chicken and other meats but they are only interested in their kibble. Ferrets are quite sensitive in nature and if you don`t provide them with food they become sad and will develop stress ulcers and just wait for death via starvation. Unless this is a wild ferret that came into their home, it`s unlikely that a normal, healthy pet ferret would do this.

    Also, how fast do you think a 2 lb animal can chew that many fingers off? If you`ve ever been bitten by a ferret, you know it would take hours. My one used to grab my foot and try and "save" me from the shower. Yeah, it hurts when they grind their teeth into you, but I`ve never had them draw blood. A kittens teeth are far sharper than a fer
  52. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 7:44 pm
    I absolutely agree with CmdrBittles and evilangel79.


  53. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 8:04 pm
    So sad for that poor kid. Yet another example of some dumbf*ck parents making bad choices that screw up their kids :(
    All pets, even the really cute ones, are still irrational animals and should NEVER be left alone with children for any reason! This sort of thing happens way too often
  54. Profile photo of BakedBrotato
    BakedBrotato Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 8:11 pm
    I had a friend in high school who had a ferret that would go into his room at night and chew on his foreskin. He woke up to that on several occasions. I bet he`d sh*t his pants if he saw this story.
  55. Profile photo of sneakyburger
    sneakyburger Female 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 8:14 pm
    @5Cats: I`m not sure if your aware or not... but dogs chew things. Thats why they make chew toys for them. It just seems way more likely that this is the doing of a dog and not a ferret. Also according to the article the baby wasn`t in a crib.
    "It jumped into the rocker thing that the baby was sleeping in and ate seven of its fingers."
  56. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
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    February 3, 2011 at 8:18 pm
    This baby must have been screaming for HOURS while this was happening. What in the world is going on with the stupid parents? Were they sleeping with earplugs in or something?
  57. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 8:19 pm
    You know they tell you DON`T PUT YOUR FINGERS NEAR THESE THINGS!!!


    That should especially apply for LITTLE CHILDREN!
  58. Profile photo of SouthpawSlew
    SouthpawSlew Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 8:21 pm
    @BakedBrotato
    I refuse to believe this. He may have told you that, but it cannot be true. How do you wake up to that "on several occasions"? No way, the foreskin would be gone or the ferret would be, possibly both.
  59. Profile photo of snorlax13
    snorlax13 Female 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 8:22 pm
    I have a pet ferret that`s about 6 months now...this is totally sketchy and screams bad pet owner. *sigh* really unfortunate for that kid.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
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    February 3, 2011 at 8:24 pm
    ...........At least cats wait until you are dead.
  61. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
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    February 3, 2011 at 8:36 pm
    Really!? Ya think.
  62. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
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    February 3, 2011 at 8:46 pm
    I guess that kid gave pet ownership.... *puts on sunglasses* .....the finger.



    YEAAAAHHH!!
  63. Profile photo of nnotdead
    nnotdead Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 8:51 pm
    is this for real? it seems like they are quoting one person, but are saying "said" ever other word.
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    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 9:04 pm
    I haven`t read the comments but you guys probably already came up with this conclusion but i think the dog did it and their covering up for it by blaming it on the ferret?
  65. Profile photo of w31rd0
    w31rd0 Female 13-17
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    February 3, 2011 at 9:12 pm
    :(
  66. Profile photo of Renaud-
    Renaud- Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 9:54 pm
    ``the parents were asleep and did not heard the baby cry`` you should read ``the parents were high crack/meth/smack and did not gave half a poo about the baby``
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
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    February 3, 2011 at 10:00 pm
    Before I read the article I expected it to be a rehash of a woman`s story on a plastic surgery show I saw last year. When she was a baby, the family ferret got into her crib and chewed her nose and part of the rest of her face off. Her theory was it smelled the milk on her breath and started chewing away. She was seeing a plastic surgeon to make all the work that had be done over the years to reconstruct her face look better. In the end, she couldn`t get the surgery because she wouldn`t quit smoking and the doctor refused to risk the surgery.
  68. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 10:22 pm
    To everyone saying a ferret couldn`t manage to chew through flesh/tendons of a BABY: Please explain how they manage to survive in the wild as carnivores with teeth that would have difficulty with a leaf.
  69. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 11:15 pm
    difficulty with a leaf.
    and that babies have very delicate and soft bones...

    damn that sucks
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 11:35 pm
    wow, that sucks
  71. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2011 at 11:45 pm
    Meh, i have two small children and two ferrets, both get free reign of the house, both have a lot of fun with each other... but they dont nibble on each other.

    The baby tried to eat the ferrets tail once, but i digress.

    Bad pet owners, bad parents. Could have happened with any animal.
  72. Profile photo of buuurrrd
    buuurrrd Female 18-29
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    February 4, 2011 at 12:55 am
    sad story.
    but did anyone else notice how it seems as though a child wrote the article, look ow many times the use the word `said` tey constantly say "ambrose said"
    like for e.g look at this bit :
    Ambrose said he wasn`t aware Tuesday of whether the family was made aware of the Shriner`s interest in baby`s case. The baby is the care of Children`s Mercy Hospital in Kansas City, Missouri, which is 25 miles west of Grain Valley, Ambrose said.


    they use ambrose said twice referring to te same thing hahahaaa
    i`m sorry it was just making me lol :`)
  73. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
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    February 4, 2011 at 1:39 am
    Could have happened with any animal.

    A frog perhaps? Or maybe a slug.
  74. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
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    February 4, 2011 at 2:06 am
    Hate to say it, but the people who say ferrets can`t do this are just being naieve. In the wild ferrets prey upon suckling young animals, and it is believed that they are attracted to the smell of milk that triggers this instinct.

    From PEDIATRICS Vol. 79 No. 4 April 1987, pp. 617

    "Some 33 infants and young children have been reported in California as having been attacked by pet European ferrets"
    "The animals seem attracted to babies, perhaps due to odors resembling those of suckling rabbits. Typically, attacks are made when parents are absent or asleep"
    "One infant died; others nearly bled to death. One lost her nose, another half of both ears. Up to hundreds of bites were rapidly inflicted on all parts of the face, the result resembling ground beef according to some observers, although al
  75. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
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    February 4, 2011 at 2:17 am
    Cont.

    From Bitten: True Medical Stories of Bites and Stings

    “In 1988, physicians in Denver, Colorado reported three cases of severe facial injuries to infants from attacks by pet ferrets. All three involved babies less than five months old, left briefly unattended in their cribs. In one of the cases, a three-month-old girl was placed in her crib with her bottle. In just a few minutes, the family ferret managed to climb in and chew off forty percent of both her ears. Another patient in the series, a six-week-old boy, lost most of his left ear and, in another report, a baby girl lost her nose to a ferret attack.”

  76. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
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    February 4, 2011 at 2:24 am
    Apparently the child had been bitten twice before by the ferret.

    Update with video
  77. Profile photo of nilam
    nilam Female 18-29
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    February 4, 2011 at 3:36 am
    last one is must watch....
  78. Profile photo of aznclueless
    aznclueless Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2011 at 3:37 am
    Seven?! Seriously? These parents just made this kid`s life that much harder.
  79. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    February 4, 2011 at 5:19 am
    @mr Peabody - there is no such thing as a wild ferret - do you mean polecat? Since when has suckling animals been a large part of their diet?
    Aren`t they more likely to be attracted by a noise resembling that of a distressed rabbit than the smell of milk.
    Also this `hundreds of rapid bites` smells of bs - typical mustelidae biting technique is a single fatal bite to the back of the neck.
    Not saying a ferret can`t inflict nasty wounds on a child, but, please, stop with the hysteria now.
  80. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    February 4, 2011 at 5:26 am
    I`m sure the ferret was "tamed" and "domesticated". The parents have decided to get rid of the ferret and get a fennec fox instead.
  81. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    February 4, 2011 at 5:41 am
    As for the ferret owners who do not think their pet can break skin with its teeth. You do know when your pet bites you its just an affectionate nibble right?

    My family used to have an alsation-rottweiler cross who bit me on the face whilst I was 18 months old, during a powercut. I`ve still got the faint scars 40 years later, but the fact that I`m still here proves it wasn`t on purpose...
  82. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2011 at 5:44 am
    I definitely can`t show this to my friend. She is a ferret fanatic.
    The owners of the ferret were probably not taking care of it right or something. Most animals wont bite or attack unless threatened, starved, etc. I`ve held a few LARGE pythons that could eat my whole goddamn hand (that had been fed a healthy meal) and not gotten bit.
  83. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2011 at 5:50 am
    "The parents have decided to get rid of the ferret and get a fennec fox instead."
    No they got a honey badger when they saw this photo:

    They just thought it had to be such a cute, peaceful animal.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
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    February 4, 2011 at 6:19 am
    When I read the link title I was like, well, at least it won`t be a baby. :O
  85. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
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    February 4, 2011 at 6:44 am
    @slothofDoom: Bra-farking-vo!
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    daninicki Female 18-29
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    February 4, 2011 at 6:59 am
    I can see some child and animal neglect charges, probably some drug charges, and a long battle with DCS in the future for these people. I am so sorry for this baby, but at least she is young enough to forget this. She`ll have an interesting story one day with no memory of the pain. But then again, she`ll also have to write with her toes.
  87. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    February 4, 2011 at 7:50 am
    Ferrets stink.
  88. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
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    February 4, 2011 at 8:06 am
    Poor kid, forced to be raised by idiots.
  89. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2011 at 8:26 am
    WTF, thats just bad parenting and a freaky ferret, poor baby, thats just stupid parenting
  90. Profile photo of sarmar
    sarmar Female 18-29
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    February 4, 2011 at 8:54 am
    @AnImbroglio

    So they eat rats and snakes but have a hard time chewing through soft baby skin and bones?
    Dogs bite but I`ve never heard of one just eating someone`s fingers. Yes, dogs have eaten people, but they usually eat about half.
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    Dragonluna Female 13-17
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    February 4, 2011 at 9:22 am
    1. Dumbasses you don`t deserve a ferret, get a license and learn how to care for it properly.
    2. Dumbasses you don`t deserve a baby, get a license and learn how to care for it properly.
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
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    February 4, 2011 at 9:50 am
    @MattPrince
    "@mr Peabody - there is no such thing as a wild ferret - do you mean polecat?"
    I did not write the articles referenced, but a ferret is a "domesticated" polecat, and any domesticated animal still will retain behaviors from their wild cousins.

    Ferrets have been used for hunting and and controlling rabbit populations.

    "For millennia, the main use of ferrets was for hunting, or ferreting. With their long, lean build, and inquisitive nature, ferrets are very well equipped for getting down holes and chasing rodents and rabbits out of their burrows. Caesar Augustus sent ferrets or mongooses (named "viverrae" by Plinius) to the Balearic Islands to control the rabbit plagues in 6 BC."

    "In 1877, farmers in New Zealand demanded that ferrets be introduced into the country to control the rabbit population, which was also introduced by humans."
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
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    February 4, 2011 at 10:01 am
    Cont.

    "Concern was raised that these animals would eventually prey on indigenous wildlife once rabbit populations dropped, and this is exactly what happened to New Zealand bird species which previously had no mammalian predators."

    "Ferrets are obligate carnivores. The natural diet of their wild ancestors consisted of whole small prey, i.e., meat, organs, bones, skin, feathers, and fur."

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    HumboldtPie Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2011 at 10:13 am
    that was one of the most poorly written articles I`ve ever read
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    February 4, 2011 at 10:20 am
    Honestly, how can any one here blame the parents? Who among you would *EVER* suspect a ferret is gonna eat your goddamn baby`s fingers!? Yes it sucks horribly for the kid, but quit acting like *ANY* of you retards would have seen this coming!
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
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    February 4, 2011 at 10:21 am
    cont.
    "Ferrets have four types of teeth (the number includes maxillary (upper) and mandibular (lower) teeth)

    * Twelve small teeth (only a couple of millimeters) located between the canines in the front of the mouth. These are known as the incisors and are used for grooming.

    * Four canines used for killing prey.

    * Twelve premolar teeth that the ferret uses to chew food -- located at the sides of the mouth, directly behind the canines. The ferret uses these teeth to cut through flesh, using them in a scissors action to cut the meat into digestible chunks.

    * Six molars (two on top and four on the bottom) at the far back of the mouth are used to crush food.

    I find it amazing that people refuse to entertain the idea that their beloved pets are still animals and can behave like animals. There is enough evidence to suggest that ferrets are hunters and kill and eat the flesh of prey.

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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
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    February 4, 2011 at 10:39 am
    and finally,

    "Not saying a ferret can`t inflict nasty wounds on a child, but, please, stop with the hysteria now."

    Please tell that to the baby with no fingers.

    Getting off soapbox now.
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    February 4, 2011 at 10:47 am
    @slayer - strangely enough, Honey Badger or Ratel, are meant to make quite good pets.

    @Mr Peabody - my problem with this story is not whether a ferret is capable of chewing fingers off, it`s more about why it would choose to do so, and how it managed to do so without waking up the mother who was present. This story is much more about `bad parents` than `demonic ferret`. However if you want to sensationalise ferrets as the big bad go ahead. When treated well, they are pretty docile animals.
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    February 4, 2011 at 10:51 am
    Also - I would like to meet the fooker that thought introducing ferrets/foxes/cats/pigs to NZ was a good idea. Or for that matter the moron that introduced harlequin ladybirds to mainland Europe. Or just about any idiot that thinks biological controls are a good idea.
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
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    February 4, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    @MattPrince

    What you and others appear to be missing is that it`s not a matter of the ferrets choice, or how it is treated. It is the ferrets instinct to do this whether domesticated or not. The fact that the Journal of Pediatrics thought it necessary to document 33 cases of babies under 5 months being horrifically attacked by ferrets attests to this. It`s not sensationalism, it`s what ferrets do instinctively if given the chance. It`s the same thing that makes my domesticated couch potato dog snatch a low flying bird out of the air and attempt to devour it (true story). The whole point of this is not to demonize ferrets, but to inform people that ferrets and babies should not be left alone together. I am sure that if the parents had heard the warnings about ferrets they would have taken better precautions to protect their child. As to why the parents did not hear or react sooner is anyone`s guess, but this is definitely not the first time that ferrets have attacked babies.
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
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    February 4, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    @MattPrince

    You asked why it would choose to do so. Well here may be your answer:

    "The main reason to feed raw is because raw is what ferrets were evolved to eat. Humans have been cooking their meat for a very, very long time. Ferrets were only introduced to processed and cooked foods in the last 25 years or so. And, as ferrets have been introduced to processed foods, they have started to die earlier and have more health problems."

    "Another reason to feed raw (complete with bones) is that it keeps the teeth clean. Raw food takes a lot more chewing than cooked food, and the raw bones keep the teeth clean and sharp. Chewing and gnawing is also an emotionally rewarding activity for many animals. Dogs obviously enjoy spending hours gnawing at bones. It relaxes them.

    Ferrets don`t seem to have the same strong need to gnaw, but baby ferrets do! In my experience, baby ferrets who have been given raw and whole prey to eat do not bite humans as
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
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    February 4, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    cont.

    much. They get the need to bite worked out while feeding themselves. In fact, a raw chicken wing (cut into thirds) is great for teething, too. It`s small enough for them to handle easily, and contains a higher bone-to-meat ratio than other things."

    Ferret Nutrition
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    El_Chinche Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    I don`t think it`s fair to demonize ferrets like this, the parents are clearly the ones to blame. Any animal given the right environment can turn viciousWe can go on all day about which animals are more statistically dangerous to own, but at the end of the day it is the owner`s responsibility to ensure the pet is happy and safe and safe to be around. There are no bad pets just bad owners.
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    February 4, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    Mr Peabody, seem to think that ferrets have evolved specifically to hunt human babies. If ferrets have an instinctive prey image, it will be one with big furry ears, not some screaming pink slug.

    As for the ferrets prefer raw food - no sh*t! Can`t they cook?

    Anyway, should small kids be left unsupervised with cats, dogs, ferrets, or any other pet - no.

    Is there much risk leaving a well fed, healthy, ferret with a small kid - no, not much risk, just not a risk worth taking.
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
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    February 4, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    No animal should be left with small children unsupervised, and any animal can become violent under the right circumstances. But the point is that ferrets have demonstrated a specific type of unprovoked attack on small children that usually is quite disfiguring and goes beyond just biting.
    My original responses were to demonstrate that these animals are quite capable of doing this as several people had made posts like this:

    "Wow people actually believe a ferret could have done this?! No way a creature that small can bite though bone, even a babies bones."

    I just posted the evidence that it is possible and has happened more than once. I am not out to demonize ferrets, they are animals and should be treated and respected as such.

    And finally

    Girls who`s face was eaten by ferret
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    February 4, 2011 at 7:23 pm
    wow
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
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    February 5, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    And finally

    Girl who`s face was eaten by ferret
    ---------------

    Yep, that`s the girl I was talking about. She couldn`t get the plastic surgery the article talks about because she refused to stop smoking beforehand. Her boyfriend figured she really didn`t believe the surgery would make her look any better so she didn`t bother trying to quit. Although, I suspect it didn`t help that her boyfriend also smoked and probably didn`t stop smoking in front of her...because that`s how generally inconsiderate smokers are.
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    simbha Male 30-39
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    February 5, 2011 at 10:09 pm
    My wife and I have raised six ferrets over the past 20 years. They are wonderfully intelligent creatures who can be very loving pets. We`ve never had cause to believe that any of them would hurt any person.

    Having said that, any animal (including humans) can be dangerous if abused or neglected. This sounds like the case here. It`s unfortunate, really. Most people find ferrets in pet stores in glass cages and think that they`re caged animals. Some ferrets are left in cages their whole lives. We never had more than two at a time. The first few slept in cages but with the doors open so they could roam about. The last two just had the run of the house and only used small dog crates as litter boxes. It`s a shame that people think these should be caged pets.
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