A Look At Sex Injuries [Pic]

Submitted by: Kaida 6 years ago in Science

That"s weird, all I ever suffer from is a sore right arm.
There are 75 comments:
Male 101
why would you think your grandma had lube? and if you found what you thought was lube there, wouldn`t you check it first?
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Female 211
I would like to think he farted out the bouncy ball :P
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Male 304
The last story is obviously fake, Intestines don`t work that way.
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Female 999
Wait, I call bs. What position was he in when the doctor came in to cough out a bouncy ball? what was he naked, chillin in the stirrups when the guy walked in?? WTF
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Male 67
i woulda thoughed bruised pelvis would be there but i guess thats just me
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Female 15
wow the tea cup was pretty random, i didnt think that many people actually used tea cups
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Male 531
heh heh couldnt read that with a straight face
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Male 554
Damn Spammers.
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Female 30
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Male 2,419
@Satkela
12 months a year, 480 months in 40 years (this is math you should be able to do without thinking about it, 12x4=48, 48x10=480). How in your head does 5100/480 come to 1?
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Female 322
That last one made me laugh just that it hit the guy in the head
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Female 79
Satkela,

Average lifespan: 78.4
Average age of virginity loss: 16.4
Average number of times people have sex in a lifetime: 5,100
If I calculated correctly that means that people have sex an average of 6 to 7 times a month.
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Female 584
5,100 that`s all? Damn what`s that like once a month for like 40 years?
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Male 2,085
Question: Since they named all the places most people have sex the the most dangerous places, where is the safest place?
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Female 178
carpet burn is the worst...
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Male 351
"5,100 times? Bull sh*t.
Maybe James Bond........."

I`m going to guess that you have not been very succesful. some are with you, others are at 10,000 times in their life to average out at 5100.
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Male 6,694
Storie 2. I went to High school with A girl we called " Weenie Woman ". Lol.
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Male 2,893
5,100 times? Bull sh*t.
Maybe James Bond.........
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Female 9,477
My health teacher once told my class a story on how on of her students got a glass Coke bottle stuck up her Vajaja.
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Female 21
I`m having some of that right now
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Female 220
I miss the injury days.
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Female 430
this is so crazy wow
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Male 1,240
So having sex in the bedroom is more dangerous than in a work closet or a toilet? Who knew.
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Male 1,297
i guess these are only the little injuries that we DIDNT want from sex
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Male 4,680
As a general rule, any infographic that uses the Cosmopolitan as a source should be taken with a pinch of salt. Or a whole bag of it.
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Female 61
what about bites and scratches? meow?
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Male 5,190
Ya I dun really believe the last 1 either.
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Male 959
The stats are totally made up. The frequency of sex for americans is about once every 3 days. The no of times in a lifetime is once every 3 days for 45 years. I find it hard to believe 60-65 year olds on average will be keeping this up. Then we get 240 million having sex a day. Assuming 3 billion sexually active adults in the world, this means everyone has sex once every 12.5 days...
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Male 5,094
I`m having serious trouble believing in the last one.
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Male 3,842
[quote]@LandoGriffin

I take it you spend a lot of time on your knees?[/quote]

Why, yes, with my wife`s legs up near my shoulders.
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Male 60
@LandoGriffin

I take it you spend a lot of time on your knees?
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Male 2,579
Wow I need to start getting laid
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Male 3,842
[quote]"The average person has sex 5,100 times in a life time."
Say what? O___O
Unless they are counting oral and maybe masturbation, I don`t understand this.[/quote]

Let`s say someone gets married at age 19 and has sex at a constant rate until age 70. That is 51 years of sex, so the average is 100 times a year. That is about twice a week every week for 51 years of marriage. I`ve been married nine years and I can tell you we didn`t keep up that pace once our first kid was born six years ago, but before the kid came along, sounds about right.
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Male 3,842
Broken bed frame: check
Carpet burns: check
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Male 474
No broken penises? This was entertaining, but the random placement of the numbers irritated me, it distracted me from the actual images while I tried to hunt down the next number.
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Male 25,416
last one lol, but i bet he was still charged
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Female 2,674
Yeah, they had me up until the hotdog story... Come on now. Just get it out, it`s not like it could be THAT far up there.
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Female 1,803
Maybe not so common, but I would add "sore nipples from hooking up with a guy on ecstasy" to the list, lol
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Female 93
Made my morning :D
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Male 337
@Crucible
I really expected that to be on here :P
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Male 79
Oh god, those last stories made me actually laugh out loud... lol...
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Female 101
[email protected] ??
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Male 1,815
Top injury #11: Pink sock
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Male 1,222
Yeap, those sources sound legit
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Female 2,525
@starczar, beard rash is the worst. Definitely should have been included.
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Female 463
Okay, so they make me feel afraid to ever have sex, EVER AGAIN.
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Female 587
so worth it :)
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Male 1,598
Smashed walls...? Why am I imagining some kind of over-the-top judo throw?
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Male 515
oh god, the last story. . .
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Female 1,784
Toilet??? really?? but why??
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Male 50
They forgot beard rash on the inside of her thighs.
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Male 209
Gerry your hand doesn`t count...
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Female 839
"Angelmassb -
Its so bizarre that they show the guy having the carpet burns"

...so you`ve never done it doggy style?
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Female 781
"They forgot snapped banjo string. That really hurts."

You forgot to mention the truly amazing amount of blood that results, too.
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Male 15,510
Its so bizarre that they show the guy having the carpet burns
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Male 38,483
5100?

I only have 7 more times and I`m done for life?
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Male 7,611
that last story was all i really needed
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Male 44
That last story is bullpoo
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Male 1,108
They forgot snapped banjo string. That really hurts.
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Male 10,855
Loves hurts don`t it?
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Male 787
5100 times eh? I have some catching up to do.
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Male 11,740
@the_windy - You`re not alone. Even spread out over 40 years that would be over 10 times a month. Spread over 50 years (ewww) it`s over 9 times a month.

I call BS on the whole thing though. They need to work on the Engrish, and I am sure that there are some "facts" that are far from accurate.
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Male 197
5100 times sounds awfully ambitious
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Male 138
they left out claw marks on the back, and bite marks on the neck. Oh and hair being pulled out. I would say these are more common than anything.
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Male 769
Once set fire to an eiderdown quilt thanks to some romantic yet badly placed candles.

Oh and if you plan on using a banana as a make-shift sex toy? Do not peel it first... my ex-girlfriend and I spent an uncomfortable three hours in casualty waiting for a chunk of banana to be removed. For some reason, I`m reminded of that one scene in Naked Gun with Al and the banana...
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Male 249
My thigh cramps up but that`s about it, I think I need to be more adventurous with the lady friend and take it to the stairs, or, dare I say it, the car?!
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Female 423
Drinking tea while having sex... hardcore.
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Female 3,598
humorous, but i doubt much of the content is factual.
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Male 1,341
@the_windy

I can believe it. Me and my wife get it on about 3 times a week... Sometimes more, sometimes less. So 3 times is a good average. So lets say it stays like that til I`m 50 (oh I hope so) from ages 18 to 50 thats just shy of 5000 times.
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Male 621
It`s always a good night when I wake up with random bruises. ;D
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Female 1,589
"The average person has sex 5,100 times in a life time."
Say what? O___O
Unless they are counting oral and maybe masturbation, I don`t understand this.
Or I`m just not getting laid enough. :/
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Male 586
Needless to say, the doctor was having a rough day.
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Male 299
i use my left for that...
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Male 1,548
The impossibility of the third "other story" made me suspicious, then I looked at the sources...
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Female 253
Link: A Look At Sex Injuries [Pic] [Rate Link] - That`s weird, all I ever suffer from is a sore right arm.
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