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Date: 02/17/11 03:05 PM

75 Responses to A Look At Sex Injuries [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Kaida
    Kaida Female 13-17
    253 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 2:53 pm
    Link: A Look At Sex Injuries - That`s weird, all I ever suffer from is a sore right arm.
  2. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 3:12 pm
    The impossibility of the third "other story" made me suspicious, then I looked at the sources...
  3. Profile photo of fuad119
    fuad119 Male 18-29
    186 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    i use my left for that...
  4. Profile photo of FAKEBACON
    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    Needless to say, the doctor was having a rough day.
  5. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 3:26 pm
    "The average person has sex 5,100 times in a life time."
    Say what? O___O
    Unless they are counting oral and maybe masturbation, I don`t understand this.
    Or I`m just not getting laid enough. :/
  6. Profile photo of KtySpix
    KtySpix Male 18-29
    621 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 3:43 pm
    It`s always a good night when I wake up with random bruises. ;D
  7. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 3:46 pm
    @the_windy

    I can believe it. Me and my wife get it on about 3 times a week... Sometimes more, sometimes less. So 3 times is a good average. So lets say it stays like that til I`m 50 (oh I hope so) from ages 18 to 50 thats just shy of 5000 times.
  8. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 3:46 pm
    humorous, but i doubt much of the content is factual.
  9. Profile photo of tincel1372
    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    Drinking tea while having sex... hardcore.
  10. Profile photo of Johnny_Blaze
    Johnny_Blaze Male 18-29
    249 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    My thigh cramps up but that`s about it, I think I need to be more adventurous with the lady friend and take it to the stairs, or, dare I say it, the car?!
  11. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    Once set fire to an eiderdown quilt thanks to some romantic yet badly placed candles.

    Oh and if you plan on using a banana as a make-shift sex toy? Do not peel it first... my ex-girlfriend and I spent an uncomfortable three hours in casualty waiting for a chunk of banana to be removed. For some reason, I`m reminded of that one scene in Naked Gun with Al and the banana...
  12. Profile photo of Siolas
    Siolas Male 30-39
    138 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    they left out claw marks on the back, and bite marks on the neck. Oh and hair being pulled out. I would say these are more common than anything.
  13. Profile photo of shock-n-awe
    shock-n-awe Male 18-29
    197 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 3:55 pm
    5100 times sounds awfully ambitious
  14. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 3:57 pm
    @the_windy - You`re not alone. Even spread out over 40 years that would be over 10 times a month. Spread over 50 years (ewww) it`s over 9 times a month.

    I call BS on the whole thing though. They need to work on the Engrish, and I am sure that there are some "facts" that are far from accurate.
  15. Profile photo of VirtualParty
    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    5100 times eh? I have some catching up to do.
  16. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 4:01 pm
    Loves hurts don`t it?
  17. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    They forgot snapped banjo string. That really hurts.
  18. Profile photo of Eroneus
    Eroneus Male 18-29
    44 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    That last story is bullpoo
  19. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    that last story was all i really needed
  20. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 4:30 pm
    5100?

    I only have 7 more times and I`m done for life?
  21. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 4:34 pm
    Its so bizarre that they show the guy having the carpet burns
  22. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 5:01 pm
    "They forgot snapped banjo string. That really hurts."

    You forgot to mention the truly amazing amount of blood that results, too.
  23. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 5:02 pm
    "Angelmassb -
    Its so bizarre that they show the guy having the carpet burns"

    ...so you`ve never done it doggy style?
  24. Profile photo of geckoi
    geckoi Male 40-49
    209 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 5:09 pm
    Gerry your hand doesn`t count...
  25. Profile photo of starczar
    starczar Male 50-59
    50 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    They forgot beard rash on the inside of her thighs.
  26. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 6:01 pm
    Toilet??? really?? but why??
  27. Profile photo of HOBOMOE
    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 6:45 pm
    oh god, the last story. . .
  28. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    Smashed walls...? Why am I imagining some kind of over-the-top judo throw?
  29. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 6:55 pm
    so worth it :)
  30. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 7:07 pm
    Okay, so they make me feel afraid to ever have sex, EVER AGAIN.
  31. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 7:14 pm
    @starczar, beard rash is the worst. Definitely should have been included.
  32. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 7:23 pm
    Yeap, those sources sound legit
  33. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 7:27 pm
    Top injury #11: Pink sock
  34. Profile photo of tryit0nce
    tryit0nce Female 18-29
    101 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 7:34 pm
    lol@teacups ??
  35. Profile photo of UrielElOsO
    UrielElOsO Male 18-29
    79 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 8:24 pm
    Oh god, those last stories made me actually laugh out loud... lol...
  36. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 8:31 pm
    @Crucible
    I really expected that to be on here :P
  37. Profile photo of Reapergirl
    Reapergirl Female 18-29
    93 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 8:41 pm
    Made my morning :D
  38. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 8:44 pm
    Maybe not so common, but I would add "sore nipples from hooking up with a guy on ecstasy" to the list, lol
  39. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    Yeah, they had me up until the hotdog story... Come on now. Just get it out, it`s not like it could be THAT far up there.
  40. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 9:57 pm
    last one lol, but i bet he was still charged
  41. Profile photo of Trypno
    Trypno Male 18-29
    474 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 10:02 pm
    No broken penises? This was entertaining, but the random placement of the numbers irritated me, it distracted me from the actual images while I tried to hunt down the next number.
  42. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 10:11 pm
    Broken bed frame: check
    Carpet burns: check
  43. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 10:16 pm
    "The average person has sex 5,100 times in a life time."
    Say what? O___O
    Unless they are counting oral and maybe masturbation, I don`t understand this.

    Let`s say someone gets married at age 19 and has sex at a constant rate until age 70. That is 51 years of sex, so the average is 100 times a year. That is about twice a week every week for 51 years of marriage. I`ve been married nine years and I can tell you we didn`t keep up that pace once our first kid was born six years ago, but before the kid came along, sounds about right.
  44. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 10:21 pm
    Wow I need to start getting laid
  45. Profile photo of Palegallow
    Palegallow Male 18-29
    60 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 11:03 pm
    @LandoGriffin

    I take it you spend a lot of time on your knees?
  46. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 12:18 am
    @LandoGriffin

    I take it you spend a lot of time on your knees?

    Why, yes, with my wife`s legs up near my shoulders.
  47. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 2:17 am
    I`m having serious trouble believing in the last one.
  48. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 4:15 am
    The stats are totally made up. The frequency of sex for americans is about once every 3 days. The no of times in a lifetime is once every 3 days for 45 years. I find it hard to believe 60-65 year olds on average will be keeping this up. Then we get 240 million having sex a day. Assuming 3 billion sexually active adults in the world, this means everyone has sex once every 12.5 days...
  49. Profile photo of Manipura
    Manipura Female 18-29
    61 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 6:49 am
    what about bites and scratches? meow?
  50. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 7:16 am
    As a general rule, any infographic that uses the Cosmopolitan as a source should be taken with a pinch of salt. Or a whole bag of it.
  51. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 7:20 am
    i guess these are only the little injuries that we DIDNT want from sex
  52. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 8:42 am
    So having sex in the bedroom is more dangerous than in a work closet or a toilet? Who knew.
  53. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 9:22 am
    this is so crazy wow
  54. Profile photo of ilurk
    ilurk Female 18-29
    220 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 9:32 am
    I miss the injury days.
  55. Profile photo of bazzil
    bazzil Female 18-29
    21 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 9:34 am
    I`m having some of that right now
  56. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 9:58 am
    My health teacher once told my class a story on how on of her students got a glass Coke bottle stuck up her Vajaja.
  57. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 10:47 am
    5,100 times? Bull sh*t.
    Maybe James Bond.........
  58. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 12:30 pm
    Storie 2. I went to High school with A girl we called " Weenie Woman ". Lol.
  59. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    "5,100 times? Bull sh*t.
    Maybe James Bond........."

    I`m going to guess that you have not been very succesful. some are with you, others are at 10,000 times in their life to average out at 5100.
  60. Profile photo of dblond369
    dblond369 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    carpet burn is the worst...
  61. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2068 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    Question: Since they named all the places most people have sex the the most dangerous places, where is the safest place?
  62. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 1:32 pm
    5,100 that`s all? Damn what`s that like once a month for like 40 years?
  63. Profile photo of ashley6405
    ashley6405 Female 18-29
    79 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 3:18 pm
    Satkela,

    Average lifespan: 78.4
    Average age of virginity loss: 16.4
    Average number of times people have sex in a lifetime: 5,100
    If I calculated correctly that means that people have sex an average of 6 to 7 times a month.
  64. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    That last one made me laugh just that it hit the guy in the head
  65. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    February 18, 2011 at 8:40 pm
    @Satkela
    12 months a year, 480 months in 40 years (this is math you should be able to do without thinking about it, 12x4=48, 48x10=480). How in your head does 5100/480 come to 1?
  66. Profile photo of malvikaspicy
    malvikaspicy Female 13-17
    30 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 5:10 am
    What injury is this>>
  67. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 6:53 am
    Damn Spammers.
  68. Profile photo of popsiclemyk
    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
    531 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    heh heh couldnt read that with a straight face
  69. Profile photo of tipxs
    tipxs Female 18-29
    15 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 2:50 pm
    wow the tea cup was pretty random, i didnt think that many people actually used tea cups
  70. Profile photo of killgore2100
    killgore2100 Male 18-29
    67 posts
    February 19, 2011 at 7:21 pm
    i woulda thoughed bruised pelvis would be there but i guess thats just me
  71. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    February 20, 2011 at 3:05 am
    Wait, I call bs. What position was he in when the doctor came in to cough out a bouncy ball? what was he naked, chillin in the stirrups when the guy walked in?? WTF
  72. Profile photo of TIMESWORDSMN
    TIMESWORDSMN Male 13-17
    304 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 12:27 am
    The last story is obviously fake, Intestines don`t work that way.
  73. Profile photo of Snow_Crash
    Snow_Crash Female 18-29
    211 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 10:02 pm
    I would like to think he farted out the bouncy ball :P
  74. Profile photo of AaronianKen
    AaronianKen Male 18-29
    101 posts
    March 1, 2011 at 7:16 am
    why would you think your grandma had lube? and if you found what you thought was lube there, wouldn`t you check it first?

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