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Date: 02/22/11 11:08 AM

55 Responses to 5-Year-Old Needs A Job Before Getting Married

  1. Profile photo of orange_panty
    orange_panty Female 18-29
    596 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 11:11 am
    Link: 5-Year-Old Needs A Job Before Getting Married - Cute little girl doesn`t want to marry a man until she has a job first. I can get behind that idea.
  2. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 11:15 am
    kids are dumb
  3. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    452 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 11:17 am
    Kids are smarter than some adults, it seems.
  4. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 11:21 am
    She been zombied by a feminist early. Later she will realize getting married without a job is a good gig (if you can get it)
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 11:22 am
    that was really stupid
  6. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36679 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 11:27 am
    "I do care that I do something special"

    `cuase raising children properly is a waste of time?

    This kid has no chance. Already brainwashed.
    Her mother needs to read this book.

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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 11:28 am
    this was dumb, what bs have the parents been feeding this kid?
  8. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 11:38 am
    She is gonna be high matinence !
  9. Profile photo of Schr0dinger
    Schr0dinger Male 50-59
    359 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 11:48 am
    I never could find that special woman who was too proud to let her man work.
  10. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 11:58 am
    I get the feeling Mom put her up to this.
  11. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    Oh how evil these girl`s parents are! Insisting that their daughter is independent and self-sufficient before she marries. What is this world coming to?!?!?

    You guys (and especially girls) ought to be ashamed of yourselves. I understood that people who use IAB tend to be archaic and moronic, but come on.
  12. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    Why is this little girl talking like that? Her parents need to back off and let her be a freaking child. It`s good they`re teaching her important life lessons like being independent, but use moderation people. I feel like they hammered the idea into her until she got it right.
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    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    Meepmaker, I`m pretty sure a woman who wants a career before marriage is going to be the opposite of high maintenance.
  14. Profile photo of screwzlooose
    screwzlooose Male 30-39
    385 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    yes! tons of win, here.
  15. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    @LemonTarte- Wrong. She`s five years old, if anything you`re being moronic and archaic for liking the fact that she`s been forced to do this by her parents.
  16. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    *I have no problem with girls wanting their man to have a job before marriage, but at this age? She`s far too young to be talking about this.
  17. Profile photo of needles_nny
    needles_nny Male 18-29
    153 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    wow, programing at its best
  18. Profile photo of MrHoobToYou
    MrHoobToYou Male 40-49
    405 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    Momma is a good coach.
  19. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    super cute. The things we think when we were little. I was so sure about things and set in my ways in alot off stuff like that when i was little too
  20. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    btw some kids are extreamly smart and know what they want by the age 4. Mind you the goals are high up there and never get reached. But that is just silly most off you think she is brainwashed. I baysat and worked at plently of daycares to see a few kids set in there ways like this. For goodness sakes I knew a 3 year old that was so strong in his mind that he was going to be a mommy! lol you think his parents braineswashed that in his head?
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    cruzzer2693 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    She`s gonna make one mans life a living hell some day!
  22. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    want want want, thats all it is with her
  23. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    win.
  24. Profile photo of evilmonkey
    evilmonkey Male 18-29
    143 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    her parents need to hold up on this poo until she`s mayyyybe 15 or so.
  25. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    >_<
    Okay, fine, she`s cute and she knows what she wants for herself but lordy, good luck finding a man that`ll deal with her.
  26. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    It was either this or one of those sick little childrens pageant so I guess is not that bad so far
  27. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 2:44 pm
    OMG I CAN PICTURE HER MOM NOW..... AND I HATE HER
  28. Profile photo of LittleMickey
    LittleMickey Female 18-29
    227 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    Awwwwwwww.
  29. Profile photo of yagovaggo
    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    @ EVILMONKEY - Nope.. you gotta gettem while their young!
  30. Profile photo of jennylu
    jennylu Female 18-29
    66 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 3:34 pm
    I have a feeling she was put up to that.
  31. Profile photo of SnapsForMe
    SnapsForMe Female 18-29
    217 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 3:57 pm
    She will have a job,in the kitchen.
  32. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    got her priorities straight.
  33. Profile photo of unicornsrus
    unicornsrus Female 13-17
    44 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 4:11 pm
    lolz
  34. Profile photo of faustsshadow
    faustsshadow Male 30-39
    433 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 5:10 pm
    def. seems forced/ put up to
  35. Profile photo of janus_games
    janus_games Male 18-29
    294 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    @snaps - so going to hell; but I laughed, so I`ll bring the suntan lotion

    If that`s the way she`s being raised, then kudos to the parent. We need more women like her.

    That said, if she gets preggers in high school, this becomes awesome blackmail material.
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    Naitsirhc88 Male 18-29
    392 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 6:43 pm
    I heard that girls were growing up faster these days, but I though they were talking about their bodies developing earlier. If this is what they meant I don`t see what the big hairy deal is.
  37. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 7:08 pm
    yeah seems forced, but who knows.
  38. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 7:23 pm
    Well she`ll have a job...

    Title: Wife
    Primary Location: Kitchen
    Secondary Location: Bedroom
    Required Skills: Must have extensive knowledge of sandwhich making. Must be able to shut mouth when men are talking. And of course, must be able to remain on knees for long periods of time.
    Duties: Sandwich making, leg spreading, cleaning.
    Primary Wage: Penis.
    Benefits: Not getting the backhand if all duties are completed at an acceptable rate.

    Any back-talking or failure to complete said duties, will result in a swift and firm backhand, or open-handed strike across the face.
  39. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 7:37 pm
    lol at virgins making sexist jokes
  40. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 7:41 pm
    "lol at virgins making sexist jokes"

    Less QQ. A joke is a joke. Can`t handle it, give up the internets and join an Amish society.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 8:00 pm
    Awww! She`s cute! I suspect "Mom" has something to do with her attitude tho...
  42. Profile photo of MCMXCIII
    MCMXCIII Male 18-29
    356 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 9:48 pm
    She speaks very well for a 5 years old. Betcha she`d be a writer of some sort when she grows up.
  43. Profile photo of SoberGuy
    SoberGuy Male 18-29
    347 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 10:03 pm
    "Primary Wage: Penis"
    i feel bad for laughing at that
  44. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 10:29 pm
    Meh wait until she is 15. A job! Ugh that`s so not me. What was I thinking.
  45. Profile photo of frEbAsnSuga
    frEbAsnSuga Female 18-29
    133 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 10:55 pm
    My daughter will be there next year. Let`s hope she doesn`t grind my ears like this little girl does. The chances of that will be... slim.
  46. Profile photo of PoopNoodle
    PoopNoodle Male 40-49
    400 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 11:16 pm
    Looks to me like Mom and Dad are bringing her up the right way..
  47. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 1:05 am
    Can she make sandwiches?
  48. Profile photo of ZiggZagg
    ZiggZagg Male 13-17
    243 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 4:12 am
    I`m just waiting for the auto-tune version of this if there isn`t one already.
  49. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 4:21 am
    That`s just creepy.
  50. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 6:22 am
    She`s only five years old, and yet there on guys here on I-A-B that are already intimidated by her. LMAO!!
  51. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 7:42 am
    Oh she`s cute. My niece is just like this... all sass :)
  52. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36679 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 9:03 am

    I predict she will keep cats.

    Because she`ll never keep a man.
  53. Profile photo of DJDoubleb
    DJDoubleb Male 30-39
    382 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 9:31 am
    Someone should tell her she isn`t supposed to marry if the MAN doesn`t have a job...
  54. Profile photo of DecoyOctopus
    DecoyOctopus Male 18-29
    23 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 9:58 am
    Isin`t this the prequel to "16 and pregnant"?
  55. Profile photo of Pinkminx22
    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1091 posts
    February 23, 2011 at 10:24 am
    LOL..I could see her as a ball busting C.E.O. of a billion dollar company someday..

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