5-Year-Old Needs A Job Before Getting Married

Submitted by: orange_panty 6 years ago in Funny

Cute little girl doesn"t want to marry a man until she has a job first. I can get behind that idea.
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Female 1,234
LOL..I could see her as a ball busting C.E.O. of a billion dollar company someday..
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Male 23
Isin`t this the prequel to "16 and pregnant"?
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Male 382
Someone should tell her she isn`t supposed to marry if the MAN doesn`t have a job...
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Male 39,524

I predict she will keep cats.

Because she`ll never keep a man.
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Female 2,674
Oh she`s cute. My niece is just like this... all sass :)
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Male 3,369
She`s only five years old, and yet there on guys here on I-A-B that are already intimidated by her. LMAO!!
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Male 605
That`s just creepy.
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Male 243
I`m just waiting for the auto-tune version of this if there isn`t one already.
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Male 3,076
Can she make sandwiches?
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Male 400
Looks to me like Mom and Dad are bringing her up the right way..
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Female 133
My daughter will be there next year. Let`s hope she doesn`t grind my ears like this little girl does. The chances of that will be... slim.
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Male 2,402
Meh wait until she is 15. A job! Ugh that`s so not me. What was I thinking.
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Male 347
"Primary Wage: Penis"
i feel bad for laughing at that
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Male 356
She speaks very well for a 5 years old. Betcha she`d be a writer of some sort when she grows up.
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Male 40,269
Awww! She`s cute! I suspect "Mom" has something to do with her attitude tho...
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Male 1,582
"lol at virgins making sexist jokes"

Less QQ. A joke is a joke. Can`t handle it, give up the internets and join an Amish society.
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Male 559
lol at virgins making sexist jokes
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Male 1,582
Well she`ll have a job...

Title: Wife
Primary Location: Kitchen
Secondary Location: Bedroom
Required Skills: Must have extensive knowledge of sandwhich making. Must be able to shut mouth when men are talking. And of course, must be able to remain on knees for long periods of time.
Duties: Sandwich making, leg spreading, cleaning.
Primary Wage: Penis.
Benefits: Not getting the backhand if all duties are completed at an acceptable rate.

Any back-talking or failure to complete said duties, will result in a swift and firm backhand, or open-handed strike across the face.
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Female 1,203
yeah seems forced, but who knows.
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Male 392
I heard that girls were growing up faster these days, but I though they were talking about their bodies developing earlier. If this is what they meant I don`t see what the big hairy deal is.
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Male 294
@snaps - so going to hell; but I laughed, so I`ll bring the suntan lotion

If that`s the way she`s being raised, then kudos to the parent. We need more women like her.

That said, if she gets preggers in high school, this becomes awesome blackmail material.
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Male 604
def. seems forced/ put up to
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Female 44
lolz
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Female 1,401
got her priorities straight.
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Female 217
She will have a job,in the kitchen.
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Female 66
I have a feeling she was put up to that.
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Male 476
@ EVILMONKEY - Nope.. you gotta gettem while their young!
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Female 227
Awwwwwwww.
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Male 2,376
OMG I CAN PICTURE HER MOM NOW..... AND I HATE HER
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Male 15,510
It was either this or one of those sick little childrens pageant so I guess is not that bad so far
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Female 803
>_<
Okay, fine, she`s cute and she knows what she wants for herself but lordy, good luck finding a man that`ll deal with her.
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Male 143
her parents need to hold up on this poo until she`s mayyyybe 15 or so.
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Male 426
win.
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Male 25,417
want want want, thats all it is with her
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Male 5
She`s gonna make one mans life a living hell some day!
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Female 1,784
btw some kids are extreamly smart and know what they want by the age 4. Mind you the goals are high up there and never get reached. But that is just silly most off you think she is brainwashed. I baysat and worked at plently of daycares to see a few kids set in there ways like this. For goodness sakes I knew a 3 year old that was so strong in his mind that he was going to be a mommy! lol you think his parents braineswashed that in his head?
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Female 1,784
super cute. The things we think when we were little. I was so sure about things and set in my ways in alot off stuff like that when i was little too
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Male 405
Momma is a good coach.
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Male 153
wow, programing at its best
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Male 4,680
*I have no problem with girls wanting their man to have a job before marriage, but at this age? She`s far too young to be talking about this.
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Male 4,680
@LemonTarte- Wrong. She`s five years old, if anything you`re being moronic and archaic for liking the fact that she`s been forced to do this by her parents.
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Male 384
yes! tons of win, here.
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Female 2,525
Meepmaker, I`m pretty sure a woman who wants a career before marriage is going to be the opposite of high maintenance.
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Female 843
Why is this little girl talking like that? Her parents need to back off and let her be a freaking child. It`s good they`re teaching her important life lessons like being independent, but use moderation people. I feel like they hammered the idea into her until she got it right.
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Female 1,441
Oh how evil these girl`s parents are! Insisting that their daughter is independent and self-sufficient before she marries. What is this world coming to?!?!?

You guys (and especially girls) ought to be ashamed of yourselves. I understood that people who use IAB tend to be archaic and moronic, but come on.
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Female 781
I get the feeling Mom put her up to this.
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Male 359
I never could find that special woman who was too proud to let her man work.
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Male 6,694
She is gonna be high matinence !
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Female 3,001
this was dumb, what bs have the parents been feeding this kid?
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Male 39,524
[quote] "I do care that I do something special" [/quote]

`cuase raising children properly is a waste of time?

This kid has no chance. Already brainwashed.
Her mother needs to read this book.

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Male 2,516
that was really stupid
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Male 1,021
She been zombied by a feminist early. Later she will realize getting married without a job is a good gig (if you can get it)
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Female 452
Kids are smarter than some adults, it seems.
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Male 5,314
kids are dumb
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Female 596
Link: 5-Year-Old Needs A Job Before Getting Married [Rate Link] - Cute little girl doesn`t want to marry a man until she has a job first. I can get behind that idea.
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