32 Mature People Truths [Pic]

Submitted by: basherrr 6 years ago in Funny

Some truths I didn"t realize til now. How many of these "truths" apply to you?
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Female 208
I think I`m guilty of pretty much every single one of these.....especially 16 and 24....:P
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Male 27
@Spider sol
On fridays and Saturday nights lots of people get drunk by drinker miller and due to their intoxication end up snogging (someone they probably wouln`t have snogged). It`s a joke.

(it`s not a funny joke, granted, but it is a joke none the less)
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Male 1,059
Lol. I agree with number 6 and definitely number 22 about the grocery bags. :-P
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Female 646
20 all the way
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Female 212
#21-Yes.
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Male 1,451
19: The word kiss beings with the letter k and always will. That`s the point...
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Female 5
Female 535
kimki: oh god yes.
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Female 122
Kimkio: about the font? Yes.
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Male 294
Like like like like!
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Male 5,413
Love the last one :P
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Female 160
I Stumbled on this just the other day! Freaky!
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Female 877
i don`t get #29

btw did anyone have the feeling that forum`s fonts are too small right after reading it?
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Female 25
This is amazing. xD
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Female 98
This was good!
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Male 91
"all except 26. Let ONE person in. but you only have to let in one. that`s the rule."

Not if they are flying up a lane that is supposed to merge in an attempt to get ahead of everyone else.
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Male 1,598
Best IAB post in a long time. Flawless
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Male 617
all except 26. Let ONE person in. but you only have to let in one. that`s the rule.
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Female 11
21. I`m 19 and it happens to me EVERYTIME! I hate it.....I literally forget about half of films I watched in past 10 years. What`s the point of watching them?
30. word
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Male 663
Everything is pretty accurate, except number 23. I wish every person that texts while driving would hit the center divider next time they do it, and not hurt anyone else...

how am I going to hit the center divider if I`m stopped at a red light?
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Male 2,220
1# I totally disagree, why should I be ashamed of anything that`s on my PC?

2# aw crap!
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Female 177
LOVE
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Male 511
I feel like half of these are stolen from Facebook pages.
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Male 75
#20 i thought was a little insensitive at first, but then i thought our ghetto (north end) is like ganton, los santos 1992
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Female 1,264
#9: So true.
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Male 37
Everything is pretty accurate, except number 23. I wish every person that texts while driving would hit the center divider next time they do it, and not hurt anyone else...
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Female 42
WOAH after reading that all the other text looks so small!
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Male 1,312
@DixxyRarr I am totally with you on that. I hate when you have a glass or open bottle of liquid that you knock over because then you have to get up to clean whatever it was
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Male 2,850
1.7 seconds? Slow coach!

If you`re not hitting that button before your conscious self has even caught up to realising the alarm is going off, then you`re not functioning properly.
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Male 247
#11 is usually before I actually get to work...
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Male 61
On the watch I always get confused by the little pointer.
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Female 2,674
The alarm clock one isn`t true for me. I`m all stupid in the morning... I knock tons of sh*t over trying to get to my alarm. Also, sometimes I`m so confused that I think it`s my lamp/fan/ipod. Eh..
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Male 15,510
Many accurate stuff there
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Female 16
These were all popular ruminations at ruminations.com.
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Male 6,694
I love # 17.
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Male 102
I do the "watch" one all the time.
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Male 801
Yup, I agree with most of these.
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Male 244
yes, most of em are true sadly.
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Female 449
The old "high school kids are getting dumber" saying is really starting to get just that.... old...
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Male 697
I don`t know why but this is actually one of my favourite IAB posts ever.
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Female 1,006
It`s all funny because it`s all true.
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Male 270
I can agree with some of those.
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Male 80
I`m sorry but these are all just popular facebook groups!
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Male 12,138
Check, check, and check. Man, I`m getting old.
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Male 1,164
13, 22 and the final one ring true to me in a way I cannot put to words.
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Male 3,147
Sounds like he`s been living my life....
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Male 1,834
all true
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Female 299
21 is very very true. My favorite movie as a kid was Batman and Robin.......
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Male 15,832
[quote]"I wouldn`t say kids these days are "dumber" as in having lower IQs..."
"High schoolers don`t get dumber and dumber every year..."[/quote]
You guys have obviously never seen Idiocracy, or if you have, you completely failed to grasp the point.
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Male 2,402
OHhhh...this is so true. I`m going to cut and paste for future reference.
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Male 1,815
I ride a bike sometimes, but never on the streets, waiting for stop lights and looking like a douche.
I ride free
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Male 145
I felt really old until the last one because I`m fairly sure my 68 year old uncle has woken up before his alarm clock everyday for the last 20 years.
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Male 254
every single one of those is true!
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Male 325
AWESOME.... PERIOD!
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Female 282
You hate biccyclists until you can tell the difference between those riding because they want to and those riding because they don`t have a car and it`s too far to walk.

When you realize the difference, and even more so when you WERE one of those forced-bike riders, you feel really bad for them. Riding a bike with a deadline sucks.
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Male 269
Most of this list is true btw, though i don`t get the title... Nothing of it strikes me as particularly mature.
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Male 269
"@30
As a bicyclist I can say I hate both drivers and pedestrians"

fact is, everyone tends to hate everyone else in traffic.
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Male 11
@30
As a bicyclist I can say I hate both drivers and pedestrians
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Male 80
This is quite possibly the most truthful thing I`ve ever read on IAB. Good stuff.
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Male 759
Yup. Especially the one about watching movies. When people ask me if I saw a movie or read a book there`s a moment of hesitation while I decide if I was old enough to understand it.
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Male 226
I disagree with a lot of this.
There`s a lot of "I hate," and "nothing worse"
I guess I`m an optimist.
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Male 45
too true
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Female 158
I relate to at least two-thirds of this.
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Male 842
I had no idea that I wasn`t the only one who did some of these things. Awesome!
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Male 2,528
"Yea, except for number 4, ill be damned if they take away my naps."

First off, I think you are referring to number 3, not number 4.

Secondly, I think you missed the point of that statement entirely. They person is saying that they regret protesting the naps they had to take as a child.
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Male 164
Yea, except for number 4, ill be damned if they take away my naps.
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Female 157
Loved this
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Male 1,744
too true, all of it
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Male 2,033
Huh. The first thoroughly enjoyable link I have seen here in a while. Kudos.
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Male 3,745
"High schoolers don`t get dumber and dumber every year, society does."

agreed. when i was starting highschool as a freshman we had Outkast, 50 Cent, LP (their rap/rock/tech), and (ugh) Nickleback...

now its Lil Wayne, Gucci Mayne, NEW LP, and other crap that i want no part of...i could kill those bastards...nobody remembers the old days...
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Female 5,222
its so true XD! I love it!!
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Female 151
Is it sad that I agreed to all of these except #29 (for obvious reasons)? XD
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Male 338
High schoolers don`t get dumber and dumber every year, society does.
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Male 658
Dynamites, teenagers have always only cared about inane bullpoo, though. That`s not new. The thing they arbitrarily focus on may be different, but you can`t tell me that teens in the `50s had well-thought out opinions, and didn`t make stupid decisions.
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Female 4,086
#1 and #4
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Male 76
I wouldn`t say kids these days are "dumber" as in having lower IQs, but they seem to have less common sense and are generally more ignorant of their surroundings. They only care about Facebook, cell phones and "pwning" ppl in online games.
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Male 41
It`s like someone took all the annoying facebook "likes" that everyone joins and put them on one page....
What joy
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Female 1
this actually described me perfectlyl...it`s eerie
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Female 185
I loled several times...thank you.
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Male 3,982
thats as old as the web
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Male 159
A few of these are dead on.
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Male 3,915
25 is so frustrating!!

i`m tired of asking what someone said and have them talk in the same quiet mumble....ugh! It`s like they don`t realize that nobody can hear a mumbled whisper from 5 feet away....
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Female 1,095
That grocery bag thing is so true. Even if my hands are loaded with bags and I can`t get the door open I never make two trips.
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Male 309
"i`m glad that i`m not the only one who takes 30 bags in each hand just so i don`t have to go down to the car again to get the rest of the groceries."

Sometimes the weight from all the plastic bags leaves little imprints on the underside of my knuckles. It actually gets painful, but I will not make 2 trips.
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Female 412
So many truths!
But yeah I wouldn`t say this was specifically for "mature" people.
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Female 122
i`m glad that i`m not the only one who takes 30 bags in each hand just so i don`t have to go down to the car again to get the rest of the groceries.
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Female 75
Bicyclist, seriously?
It`s cyclist.
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Male 658
High school kids are actually gradually getting smarter. Everyone is. Every generation thinks that they are smarter than the next, but it just isn`t mathematically true.

Flynn Effect, people.


...And there`s no typo, now. Nobody saw it.
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Male 4,004
Many of these aren`t for "mature" people...

Texting while driving? Seriously? I don`t know many people over 25 who do this.

#28, Dumb & dumber High School kids....I think this of College Kids....=/
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Male 10,855
@People who agree with #28

Sorry fellas, but the world`s actually getting smarter.
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Male 696
Internet wisdom.... always in list form
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Male 10,855
#28- Nope just you!
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Female 3
these all come from ruminations.com specifically the all time most "gourmet"
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Male 2,552
This actually made me laugh out loud. I am sitting alone in my apartment at the moment, and I`m laughing aloud. Kudos.

>moefreak
I`ve had the opposite happen to me quite a lot...
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Male 11
@solvent
"Maturity sucks"
>13-17
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Female 298
my freezer has a FEW lights. i win, do i get a medal or something for this?
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Female 1,963
Pretty much agree with all of them, except 14. When an item of clothing says "Do not machine wash or tumble dry", I wash and tumble dry as per usual anyway. I have never yet managed to ruin a piece of clothing.
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Male 3,076
all of them especially nr 24!
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Male 116
So true!
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Male 2,841
Maturity sucks.
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Male 626
All of these apply to me, except the freezer one. My freezer does have a light.
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Male 2,390
22, guilty
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Male 1,196
hahaha. pretty good
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Male 551
@dynamites111
My best guess it`s that it would brake going from
freezing to having a source of heat inside
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Female 63
Amen! I think almost all of these apply to me... I passed `mature` several years ago... :-(
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Male 407
2,10,27
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Male 169
It`s funny `cuz it`s true!

As far as #5 goes though...
how to fold a fitted sheet?
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Male 76
Does anyone know why freezers DON`T have lights?
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Male 364
#2 & #11 - so true they could almost qualify as Laws of Nature.
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Female 7,952
Ok, 27 is wrong, men take note. 30 is also wrong, as a pedestrian and a cyclist I can say with confidence that cars are the problem. They are noisy too.
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Male 128
This is great! I totally relate to 6, 9, 12, 21, 24, 28, and 31
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Male 1,081
21 When I re-watch old movies I realize I was just watching them for the voices and pretty lights when I was younger.
25 Always so awkward. I think it`s twice, three times you`re pushing it.
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Male 2,121
@DrProfessor. Yeah, if you`re a skilled linguist, everybody will know exactly what your intention is.
/sarcasm.
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Male 2,121
@Gerry1of1. What the drat is your problem?

Anyway... These are all completely true.
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Male 115
*Cyclist
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Male 2,419
@k-two
a medic wouldn`t do any of that
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Female 403
1 2 3 4 5 7 9 10 11 12 13 15 16 18 21 22 23 24 25 27 28 31 31 are all totaly true

@ jakray

I assure you, each year`s freshmen get progressively stupider
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Male 39,248
[quote]"I disagree with number 28."[/quote]

Yeah, I memoraized them so I know what you`re talking about. NOT.

But your opinion is so important to me that I will go back and look up #28.... NOT

Blog FAIL
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Male 53
i whole hardheartedly agree with 15 and 18
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Male 25,417
That was cool
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Male 122
If I were a medic, I`d start treating him for sleep deprivation, burnout syndrome, and maybe add a prescription for therapy against misantrophy.

Because I`m not, I just recommend a four week vacation on a peaceful sunny island.
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Male 373
32 is what i agreed with the most.
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Female 697
I agree with #4 so much. And 6. 7, 8, 9... a lot of these are great.
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Male 5,314
"Also: No, there is absolutely no need for a sarcasm font. If you`re a skilled linguist, everybody will know exactly what your intention is."

oh you. i see what you did there ;-)
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Male 5,314
too true
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Male 11,739
[quote]I disagree with number 28.[/quote]

You`re the only one. It isn`t just kids though, it`s adults too.
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Male 2,591
#15 is too true.. stop dropping your phones and running away when I don`t answer! #20... what, you can`t deal with your own creation?
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Male 493
Hahaha. This was awesome. 18... freezers should have lights.
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Female 843
I love this list. I can relate with just about every one of them. However, I`ve given up on trying to fold fitted sheets. They just end up in a ball in the linen closet.
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Female 1,380
@ #16 I totally agree...I work at a hardware store and there is a really cute person that works there, I always try to get all dressed up do my makeup really nice, straighten my hair, etc. and then when I find out he`s not working that day, it`s like "all that effort for absoutley nothing" :(
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Male 15,832
[quote]I disagree with number 28.[/quote]
...and that opinion is based on...what?
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Male 93
I disagree with number 28.
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Male 2,868
Even when I`m on my bicycle I hate bicyclists.
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Female 1,515
#29 happened to me like 10 min ago >.<
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Male 1,015
So so true !!!!!!
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Male 3,894
I`ve seen things like this all over the internet before.

Also: No, there is absolutely no need for a sarcasm font. If you`re a skilled linguist, everybody will know exactly what your intention is.
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Female 833
this made me and my husband laugh lots. omfg that means we`re old.
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Male 1,523
Lol this is great! It`s like this came straight from my heart!
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Male 531
Soooo very true
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Male 5,189
Very great list. Im so #32 x10. xD
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Male 1,610
"There is great need for a sarcasm font."

If one existed you`d still get people busting out wikipedia to contradict you.
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Male 770
true. every last one of them, i have experienced ant least once in te last week.
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Female 1,148
AHAHA. That was great.
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Female 382
number 24 and 28 are sooo true
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Male 59
Every kiss starts with Kay. K!-iss. I just get annoyed at people who can`t get the simplest of slogans.
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Male 2,703
"Blue Ray"

stopped reading there

also
"how do you fold a fitted sheet?"

its really not that hard...
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Male 12,365
There is a lot of truth in this list.
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Male 39,248
Aging has it`s highs and lows.

My hairline is 3 inches higher
and my ass is 3 inches lower.
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Male 2,441
Quite funny and so true
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Male 4,290
Clear my history? No need! Thanks, Firefox private browsing option!
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Male 242
Link: 32 Mature People Truths [Pic] [Rate Link] - Some truths I didn`t realize til now. How many of these `truths` apply to you?
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