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  1. Profile photo of basherrr
    basherrr Male 18-29
    242 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 9:42 am
    Link: 32 Mature People Truths - Some truths I didn`t realize til now. How many of these `truths` apply to you?
  2. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 9:50 am
    Clear my history? No need! Thanks, Firefox private browsing option!
  3. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 9:51 am
    Quite funny and so true
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 9:52 am
    Aging has it`s highs and lows.

    My hairline is 3 inches higher
    and my ass is 3 inches lower.
  5. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 9:53 am
    There is a lot of truth in this list.
  6. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2011 at 9:55 am
    "Blue Ray"

    stopped reading there

    also
    "how do you fold a fitted sheet?"

    its really not that hard...
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    veislakt Male 18-29
    59 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 9:55 am
    Every kiss starts with Kay. K!-iss. I just get annoyed at people who can`t get the simplest of slogans.
  8. Profile photo of Dagaz20
    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 9:56 am
    number 24 and 28 are sooo true
  9. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 9:58 am
    AHAHA. That was great.
  10. Profile photo of inversegrav
    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 9:59 am
    true. every last one of them, i have experienced ant least once in te last week.
  11. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 10:01 am
    "There is great need for a sarcasm font."

    If one existed you`d still get people busting out wikipedia to contradict you.
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    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
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    February 6, 2011 at 10:08 am
    Soooo very true
  13. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 10:10 am
    Lol this is great! It`s like this came straight from my heart!
  14. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 10:14 am
    this made me and my husband laugh lots. omfg that means we`re old.
  15. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2011 at 10:18 am
    I`ve seen things like this all over the internet before.

    Also: No, there is absolutely no need for a sarcasm font. If you`re a skilled linguist, everybody will know exactly what your intention is.
  16. Profile photo of Zed68
    Zed68 Male 40-49
    1015 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 10:19 am
    So so true !!!!!!
  17. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 10:22 am
    #29 happened to me like 10 min ago >.<
  18. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 10:27 am
    Even when I`m on my bicycle I hate bicyclists.
  19. Profile photo of jaykray
    jaykray Male 13-17
    93 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 10:28 am
    I disagree with number 28.
  20. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 10:38 am
    I disagree with number 28.
    ...and that opinion is based on...what?
  21. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 10:43 am
    @ #16 I totally agree...I work at a hardware store and there is a really cute person that works there, I always try to get all dressed up do my makeup really nice, straighten my hair, etc. and then when I find out he`s not working that day, it`s like "all that effort for absoutley nothing" :(
  22. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 10:49 am
    I love this list. I can relate with just about every one of them. However, I`ve given up on trying to fold fitted sheets. They just end up in a ball in the linen closet.
  23. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 10:50 am
    Hahaha. This was awesome. 18... freezers should have lights.
  24. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 10:52 am
    #15 is too true.. stop dropping your phones and running away when I don`t answer! #20... what, you can`t deal with your own creation?
  25. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 10:53 am
    I disagree with number 28.

    You`re the only one. It isn`t just kids though, it`s adults too.
  26. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 10:54 am
    too true
  27. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2011 at 10:56 am
    "Also: No, there is absolutely no need for a sarcasm font. If you`re a skilled linguist, everybody will know exactly what your intention is."

    oh you. i see what you did there ;-)
  28. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 10:57 am
    I agree with #4 so much. And 6. 7, 8, 9... a lot of these are great.
  29. Profile photo of Ando
    Ando Male 13-17
    374 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 11:05 am
    32 is what i agreed with the most.
  30. Profile photo of k-two
    k-two Male 40-49
    122 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 11:18 am
    If I were a medic, I`d start treating him for sleep deprivation, burnout syndrome, and maybe add a prescription for therapy against misantrophy.

    Because I`m not, I just recommend a four week vacation on a peaceful sunny island.
  31. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    February 6, 2011 at 11:18 am
    That was cool
  32. Profile photo of shivna
    shivna Male 18-29
    53 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 11:22 am
    i whole hardheartedly agree with 15 and 18
  33. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 11:23 am
    "I disagree with number 28."

    Yeah, I memoraized them so I know what you`re talking about. NOT.

    But your opinion is so important to me that I will go back and look up #28.... NOT

    Blog FAIL
  34. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
    403 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 11:27 am
    1 2 3 4 5 7 9 10 11 12 13 15 16 18 21 22 23 24 25 27 28 31 31 are all totaly true

    @ jakray

    I assure you, each year`s freshmen get progressively stupider
  35. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 11:44 am
    @k-two
    a medic wouldn`t do any of that
  36. Profile photo of JonasQuim
    JonasQuim Male 18-29
    115 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 11:46 am
    *Cyclist
  37. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 11:56 am
    @Gerry1of1. What the drat is your problem?

    Anyway... These are all completely true.
  38. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 11:57 am
    @DrProfessor. Yeah, if you`re a skilled linguist, everybody will know exactly what your intention is.
    /sarcasm.
  39. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 12:01 pm
    21 When I re-watch old movies I realize I was just watching them for the voices and pretty lights when I was younger.
    25 Always so awkward. I think it`s twice, three times you`re pushing it.
  40. Profile photo of Locke357
    Locke357 Male 18-29
    128 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 12:01 pm
    This is great! I totally relate to 6, 9, 12, 21, 24, 28, and 31
  41. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7565 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    Ok, 27 is wrong, men take note. 30 is also wrong, as a pedestrian and a cyclist I can say with confidence that cars are the problem. They are noisy too.
  42. Profile photo of 1gr8slice
    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 12:12 pm
    #2 & #11 - so true they could almost qualify as Laws of Nature.
  43. Profile photo of dynamites111
    dynamites111 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    Does anyone know why freezers DON`T have lights?
  44. Profile photo of niceguy191
    niceguy191 Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2011 at 12:17 pm
    It`s funny `cuz it`s true!

    As far as #5 goes though...
    how to fold a fitted sheet?
  45. Profile photo of mclovin973
    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    2,10,27
  46. Profile photo of PapSett
    PapSett Female 50-59
    63 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    Amen! I think almost all of these apply to me... I passed `mature` several years ago... :-(
  47. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    @dynamites111
    My best guess it`s that it would brake going from
    freezing to having a source of heat inside
  48. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2011 at 12:47 pm
    hahaha. pretty good
  49. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
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    February 6, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    22, guilty
  50. Profile photo of TheShgn2
    TheShgn2 Male 13-17
    626 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    All of these apply to me, except the freezer one. My freezer does have a light.
  51. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    Maturity sucks.
  52. Profile photo of steven8124
    steven8124 Male 50-59
    116 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    So true!
  53. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    all of them especially nr 24!
  54. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 1:35 pm
    Pretty much agree with all of them, except 14. When an item of clothing says "Do not machine wash or tumble dry", I wash and tumble dry as per usual anyway. I have never yet managed to ruin a piece of clothing.
  55. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 1:37 pm
    my freezer has a FEW lights. i win, do i get a medal or something for this?
  56. Profile photo of 3000000Juice
    3000000Juice Male 18-29
    11 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    @solvent
    "Maturity sucks"
    >13-17
  57. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    This actually made me laugh out loud. I am sitting alone in my apartment at the moment, and I`m laughing aloud. Kudos.

    >moefreak
    I`ve had the opposite happen to me quite a lot...
  58. Profile photo of leighbears
    leighbears Female 18-29
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    February 6, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    these all come from ruminations.com specifically the all time most "gourmet"
  59. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    #28- Nope just you!
  60. Profile photo of Krowley
    Krowley Male 30-39
    696 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    Internet wisdom.... always in list form
  61. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    @People who agree with #28

    Sorry fellas, but the world`s actually getting smarter.
  62. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 2:01 pm
    Many of these aren`t for "mature" people...

    Texting while driving? Seriously? I don`t know many people over 25 who do this.

    #28, Dumb & dumber High School kids....I think this of College Kids....=/
  63. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    High school kids are actually gradually getting smarter. Everyone is. Every generation thinks that they are smarter than the next, but it just isn`t mathematically true.

    Flynn Effect, people.


    ...And there`s no typo, now. Nobody saw it.
  64. Profile photo of xTxAxSxHxAx
    xTxAxSxHxAx Female 13-17
    75 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    Bicyclist, seriously?
    It`s cyclist.
  65. Profile photo of janeenie
    janeenie Female 18-29
    123 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    i`m glad that i`m not the only one who takes 30 bags in each hand just so i don`t have to go down to the car again to get the rest of the groceries.
  66. Profile photo of SapphireHart
    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    So many truths!
    But yeah I wouldn`t say this was specifically for "mature" people.
  67. Profile photo of KPres
    KPres Male 30-39
    309 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    "i`m glad that i`m not the only one who takes 30 bags in each hand just so i don`t have to go down to the car again to get the rest of the groceries."

    Sometimes the weight from all the plastic bags leaves little imprints on the underside of my knuckles. It actually gets painful, but I will not make 2 trips.
  68. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 3:18 pm
    That grocery bag thing is so true. Even if my hands are loaded with bags and I can`t get the door open I never make two trips.
  69. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    25 is so frustrating!!

    i`m tired of asking what someone said and have them talk in the same quiet mumble....ugh! It`s like they don`t realize that nobody can hear a mumbled whisper from 5 feet away....
  70. Profile photo of kula35
    kula35 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 3:42 pm
    A few of these are dead on.
  71. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    February 6, 2011 at 3:50 pm
    thats as old as the web
  72. Profile photo of daninicki
    daninicki Female 18-29
    185 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    I loled several times...thank you.
  73. Profile photo of bstevenson89
    bstevenson89 Female 18-29
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    February 6, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    this actually described me perfectlyl...it`s eerie
  74. Profile photo of Antithet
    Antithet Male 18-29
    41 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    It`s like someone took all the annoying facebook "likes" that everyone joins and put them on one page....
    What joy
  75. Profile photo of dynamites111
    dynamites111 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 4:35 pm
    I wouldn`t say kids these days are "dumber" as in having lower IQs, but they seem to have less common sense and are generally more ignorant of their surroundings. They only care about Facebook, cell phones and "pwning" ppl in online games.
  76. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    #1 and #4
  77. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 4:49 pm
    Dynamites, teenagers have always only cared about inane bullpoo, though. That`s not new. The thing they arbitrarily focus on may be different, but you can`t tell me that teens in the `50s had well-thought out opinions, and didn`t make stupid decisions.
  78. Profile photo of Llamaz
    Llamaz Male 13-17
    339 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 4:57 pm
    High schoolers don`t get dumber and dumber every year, society does.
  79. Profile photo of NewYorkHippi
    NewYorkHippi Female 13-17
    151 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 5:00 pm
    Is it sad that I agreed to all of these except #29 (for obvious reasons)? XD
  80. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 5:07 pm
    its so true XD! I love it!!
  81. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2011 at 5:34 pm
    "High schoolers don`t get dumber and dumber every year, society does."

    agreed. when i was starting highschool as a freshman we had Outkast, 50 Cent, LP (their rap/rock/tech), and (ugh) Nickleback...

    now its Lil Wayne, Gucci Mayne, NEW LP, and other crap that i want no part of...i could kill those bastards...nobody remembers the old days...
  82. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 5:37 pm
    Huh. The first thoroughly enjoyable link I have seen here in a while. Kudos.
  83. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2011 at 5:40 pm
    too true, all of it
  84. Profile photo of mysticalrose
    mysticalrose Female 18-29
    158 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 5:59 pm
    Loved this
  85. Profile photo of Psychodelli
    Psychodelli Male 18-29
    164 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 6:13 pm
    Yea, except for number 4, ill be damned if they take away my naps.
  86. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
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    February 6, 2011 at 6:28 pm
    "Yea, except for number 4, ill be damned if they take away my naps."

    First off, I think you are referring to number 3, not number 4.

    Secondly, I think you missed the point of that statement entirely. They person is saying that they regret protesting the naps they had to take as a child.
  87. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 6:30 pm
    I had no idea that I wasn`t the only one who did some of these things. Awesome!
  88. Profile photo of Dragonluna
    Dragonluna Female 13-17
    158 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 7:06 pm
    I relate to at least two-thirds of this.
  89. Profile photo of nachoseller
    nachoseller Male 13-17
    45 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 7:06 pm
    too true
  90. Profile photo of noxert323
    noxert323 Male 18-29
    226 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 7:24 pm
    I disagree with a lot of this.
    There`s a lot of "I hate," and "nothing worse"
    I guess I`m an optimist.
  91. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 7:42 pm
    Yup. Especially the one about watching movies. When people ask me if I saw a movie or read a book there`s a moment of hesitation while I decide if I was old enough to understand it.
  92. Profile photo of FaLa620
    FaLa620 Male 30-39
    80 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 7:42 pm
    This is quite possibly the most truthful thing I`ve ever read on IAB. Good stuff.
  93. Profile photo of MrHouse
    MrHouse Male 18-29
    11 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 7:45 pm
    @30
    As a bicyclist I can say I hate both drivers and pedestrians
  94. Profile photo of mitha
    mitha Male 18-29
    269 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 7:54 pm
    "@30
    As a bicyclist I can say I hate both drivers and pedestrians"

    fact is, everyone tends to hate everyone else in traffic.
  95. Profile photo of mitha
    mitha Male 18-29
    269 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 7:56 pm
    Most of this list is true btw, though i don`t get the title... Nothing of it strikes me as particularly mature.
  96. Profile photo of sylphies
    sylphies Female 18-29
    282 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 7:56 pm
    You hate biccyclists until you can tell the difference between those riding because they want to and those riding because they don`t have a car and it`s too far to walk.

    When you realize the difference, and even more so when you WERE one of those forced-bike riders, you feel really bad for them. Riding a bike with a deadline sucks.
  97. Profile photo of random882
    random882 Male 18-29
    325 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 8:01 pm
    AWESOME.... PERIOD!
  98. Profile photo of crackyhoss
    crackyhoss Male 18-29
    254 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 8:29 pm
    every single one of those is true!
  99. Profile photo of HalfSandwich
    HalfSandwich Male 18-29
    145 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 8:29 pm
    I felt really old until the last one because I`m fairly sure my 68 year old uncle has woken up before his alarm clock everyday for the last 20 years.
  100. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2011 at 8:32 pm
    I ride a bike sometimes, but never on the streets, waiting for stop lights and looking like a douche.
    I ride free
  101. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
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    February 6, 2011 at 8:36 pm
    OHhhh...this is so true. I`m going to cut and paste for future reference.
  102. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 8:58 pm
    "I wouldn`t say kids these days are "dumber" as in having lower IQs..."
    "High schoolers don`t get dumber and dumber every year..."
    You guys have obviously never seen Idiocracy, or if you have, you completely failed to grasp the point.
  103. Profile photo of lockedup
    lockedup Female 18-29
    299 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 9:03 pm
    21 is very very true. My favorite movie as a kid was Batman and Robin.......
  104. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 10:27 pm
    all true
  105. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 10:37 pm
    Sounds like he`s been living my life....
  106. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2011 at 10:57 pm
    13, 22 and the final one ring true to me in a way I cannot put to words.
  107. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 11:43 pm
    Check, check, and check. Man, I`m getting old.
  108. Profile photo of sariel
    sariel Male 18-29
    80 posts
    February 6, 2011 at 11:47 pm
    I`m sorry but these are all just popular facebook groups!
  109. Profile photo of Turf_Moor
    Turf_Moor Male 18-29
    270 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 12:03 am
    I can agree with some of those.
  110. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 12:49 am
    It`s all funny because it`s all true.
  111. Profile photo of MikeyNiv
    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 3:28 am
    I don`t know why but this is actually one of my favourite IAB posts ever.
  112. Profile photo of lUnderground
    lUnderground Female 18-29
    449 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 3:48 am
    The old "high school kids are getting dumber" saying is really starting to get just that.... old...
  113. Profile photo of W2
    W2 Male 13-17
    244 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 4:03 am
    yes, most of em are true sadly.
  114. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 4:48 am
    Yup, I agree with most of these.
  115. Profile photo of FrameRaid
    FrameRaid Male 30-39
    102 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 6:29 am
    I do the "watch" one all the time.
  116. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 6:39 am
    I love # 17.
  117. Profile photo of lawsonj123
    lawsonj123 Female 40-49
    16 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 7:25 am
    These were all popular ruminations at ruminations.com.
  118. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 7:26 am
    Many accurate stuff there
  119. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 7:55 am
    The alarm clock one isn`t true for me. I`m all stupid in the morning... I knock tons of sh*t over trying to get to my alarm. Also, sometimes I`m so confused that I think it`s my lamp/fan/ipod. Eh..
  120. Profile photo of DieZahl23
    DieZahl23 Male 18-29
    61 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 8:15 am
    On the watch I always get confused by the little pointer.
  121. Profile photo of GurnBlanston
    GurnBlanston Male 40-49
    247 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 9:42 am
    #11 is usually before I actually get to work...
  122. Profile photo of Musuko42
    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 10:33 am
    1.7 seconds? Slow coach!

    If you`re not hitting that button before your conscious self has even caught up to realising the alarm is going off, then you`re not functioning properly.
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 12:06 pm
    @DixxyRarr I am totally with you on that. I hate when you have a glass or open bottle of liquid that you knock over because then you have to get up to clean whatever it was
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    SeniorMooCow Female 13-17
    42 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 1:58 pm
    WOAH after reading that all the other text looks so small!
  125. Profile photo of architrex
    architrex Male 18-29
    37 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 5:20 pm
    Everything is pretty accurate, except number 23. I wish every person that texts while driving would hit the center divider next time they do it, and not hurt anyone else...
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    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 6:31 pm
    #9: So true.
  127. Profile photo of dumbassbufet
    dumbassbufet Male 13-17
    75 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 7:12 pm
    #20 i thought was a little insensitive at first, but then i thought our ghetto (north end) is like ganton, los santos 1992
  128. Profile photo of Trojan
    Trojan Male 18-29
    511 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 7:22 pm
    I feel like half of these are stolen from Facebook pages.
  129. Profile photo of KittKnickers
    KittKnickers Female 18-29
    177 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 10:11 pm
    LOVE
  130. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 11:12 pm
    1# I totally disagree, why should I be ashamed of anything that`s on my PC?

    2# aw crap!
  131. Profile photo of wake_n_bake
    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 11:14 pm
    Everything is pretty accurate, except number 23. I wish every person that texts while driving would hit the center divider next time they do it, and not hurt anyone else...

    how am I going to hit the center divider if I`m stopped at a red light?
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    little_flowe Female 18-29
    11 posts
    February 8, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    21. I`m 19 and it happens to me EVERYTIME! I hate it.....I literally forget about half of films I watched in past 10 years. What`s the point of watching them?
    30. word
  133. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    February 8, 2011 at 5:42 pm
    all except 26. Let ONE person in. but you only have to let in one. that`s the rule.
  134. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    February 8, 2011 at 6:22 pm
    Best IAB post in a long time. Flawless
  135. Profile photo of Fizzlez
    Fizzlez Male 18-29
    91 posts
    February 8, 2011 at 7:31 pm
    "all except 26. Let ONE person in. but you only have to let in one. that`s the rule."

    Not if they are flying up a lane that is supposed to merge in an attempt to get ahead of everyone else.
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    nikki_noo Female 18-29
    98 posts
    February 8, 2011 at 9:35 pm
    This was good!
  137. Profile photo of anshakitty
    anshakitty Female 18-29
    25 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 1:50 am
    This is amazing. xD
  138. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 8:30 am
    i don`t get #29

    btw did anyone have the feeling that forum`s fonts are too small right after reading it?
  139. Profile photo of Sillabub_0
    Sillabub_0 Female 13-17
    160 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 9:52 am
    I Stumbled on this just the other day! Freaky!
  140. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 11:24 am
    Love the last one :P
  141. Profile photo of Ranakamarth
    Ranakamarth Male 18-29
    294 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    Like like like like!
  142. Profile photo of joanielspeak
    joanielspeak Female 18-29
    122 posts
    February 9, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    Kimkio: about the font? Yes.
  143. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    February 11, 2011 at 3:51 am
    kimki: oh god yes.
  144. Profile photo of andieee
    andieee Female 30-39
    5 posts
    February 12, 2011 at 12:34 pm
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3zLR2WhV4o
  145. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    February 12, 2011 at 4:08 pm
    19: The word kiss beings with the letter k and always will. That`s the point...
  146. Profile photo of LastJuggalo
    LastJuggalo Female 18-29
    212 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 12:36 am
    #21-Yes.
  147. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 10:19 am
    20 all the way
  148. Profile photo of coolthing97
    coolthing97 Male 18-29
    1057 posts
    February 13, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    Lol. I agree with number 6 and definitely number 22 about the grocery bags. :-P
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    dazza666 Male 18-29
    19 posts
    February 14, 2011 at 7:56 am
    @Spider sol
    On fridays and Saturday nights lots of people get drunk by drinker miller and due to their intoxication end up snogging (someone they probably wouln`t have snogged). It`s a joke.

    (it`s not a funny joke, granted, but it is a joke none the less)
  150. Profile photo of kokuryuha
    kokuryuha Female 18-29
    208 posts
    March 5, 2011 at 4:46 pm
    I think I`m guilty of pretty much every single one of these.....especially 16 and 24....:P

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