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Date: 02/21/11 01:10 PM

73 Responses to 1st Chapter Of Harry Potter/Sorcerer Stone [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of cheeseispunk
    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    Link: 1st Chapter Of Harry Potter/Sorcerer Stone - ...written on the wall of a public bathroom stall--really. The entire first chapter.
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    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    I mean, WTF else are you supposed to do when you`ve got constipation?
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    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    Psh, that could be anything.
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    Dead_Herring Male 18-29
    51 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    need higher res!
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 1:20 pm
    "There`s just one last thing to do before we release this book to America: put it in Word, and change every instance of the word "philosopher" to "sorcerer"... Right, print it!"
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 1:21 pm
    There are unbalanced people in the world. Never return to that stall. You may die.
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    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    wow, someone has waaaay too much free time, lol.
  8. Profile photo of comrade_b
    comrade_b Male 18-29
    295 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 1:24 pm
    Does anyone know where this was taken?
  9. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    Someone must have a serious case of the scoots to have enough time to write all that.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 1:31 pm

    it`s funny if you happen to be passing a stone while you`re in there
  11. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    Does anyone know where this was taken?

    Lara @ rentharrypotter says: “This is a picture of a bathroom stall at my school. The writing you see, that’s the first chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone/Philosopher’s Stone. I have no clue who wrote it, but whoever they are, they are my HERO.”
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    Turf_Moor Male 18-29
    270 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    That could be anything written up there
  13. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    they have impeccable writing!
  14. Profile photo of SwayzeCrazy4
    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    I wrote "Widdly Scuds" on the wall of my parks bathroom.
  15. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    I am proud.
  16. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    That could be anything written up there
    Damn you for reminding me to be skeptical!

    You`re probably right... it could be anything.
  17. Profile photo of CJ0135
    CJ0135 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 2:16 pm
    Now that`s dedication
  18. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 2:17 pm
    must of been a long poo...
  19. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 2:20 pm
    someone has way too much free time...
  20. Profile photo of mclovin973
    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    Someone took a long #2
  21. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
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    February 21, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    That guy must have had the worst case of sh*ts ever to have enough time to do that.
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    hopeislost Male 30-39
    196 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    @Volsunga...either that or his diet seriously lacks fibre
  23. Profile photo of nastyn800
    nastyn800 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    That`s awesome! I usually hate people that vandalize public property. Bathroom stall writing is usually some really dumb poo. "Ha! Take that society!"

    This is actually pretty cool though. I`d be stoked to be taking a dump in that stall. He or she should have written on the door though
  24. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    what kind of weirdo can be in a public bathroom that long without barfing?
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    must have eaten a whole wheel of cheese
  26. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 3:33 pm
    I would not have been able to write it that neatly. Skills.
  27. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    Somebody probably had bad tacos
  28. Profile photo of Snow_Crash
    Snow_Crash Female 18-29
    211 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 4:00 pm
    For those of us who hate public washroom because there is nothing to read, we salute you.
  29. Profile photo of comrade_b
    comrade_b Male 18-29
    295 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 4:01 pm
    bahaha gerry you crack me up
  30. Profile photo of shadowarrior
    shadowarrior Male 18-29
    226 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 4:14 pm
    HHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Nice.
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    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 4:21 pm
    I`m all for nerding out on Harry Potter...but why? Who wants to spend more time than necessary in a stinky public bathroom?
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    Somebody else poo their pants waiting for this stall.
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    rammo34 Male 18-29
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    February 21, 2011 at 5:01 pm
    At my high school there were detailed drawings of king kong being crucified in like 5 different bathrooms with KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS written all over the stall
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    Padiddle Female 13-17
    192 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 5:04 pm
    Someone was constipated
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    etrg92 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 5:22 pm
    This is handy for all those people who need to read something to deficate lmao
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    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 5:57 pm
    I have counted at least ten stalls on campus here that have "Toy Story 2 was OK" written
  37. Profile photo of Dagaz20
    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 5:59 pm
    I want to go to there
  38. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 6:08 pm
    In the girls bathroom at my school, someone wrote "ENEMIES OF THE HEIR BEWARE. YOU`LL BE NEXT MUDBLOODS."

    And you know when you actually read the first chapter it seems significantly shorted than that entire thing.
  39. Profile photo of KPres
    KPres Male 30-39
    309 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 6:15 pm
    "Someone was constipated"

    In all fairness, it looks like it took two sittings, judging by the ink color.
  40. Profile photo of Silverflame
    Silverflame Male 18-29
    90 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 6:48 pm
    in all fairness, i would rather write that on the bathroom wall, at my day job, then actually doing my job
  41. Profile photo of popsiclemyk
    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
    531 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    i mean i have somthing to read
  42. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 7:22 pm
    Someone needs some fiber in their diet.
  43. Profile photo of Krowley
    Krowley Male 30-39
    696 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 7:41 pm
    Anyone ever think that this could be Rowling`s original 1st draft?
    This should be a landmark.

    And PS- Koklmerry- Nobody`s interested in your ugly effin knockoff purses. Please go die of something painful.
  44. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 8:22 pm
    Why?
  45. Profile photo of GreyYes
    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 8:40 pm
    yay for a variation in color.
  46. Profile photo of stephg08
    stephg08 Female 18-29
    198 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 10:01 pm
    i wonder how many sh*ts this took to write? :S
  47. Profile photo of LightShaded
    LightShaded Male 18-29
    423 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 10:02 pm
    This is something I do in a lot of bathrooms. It really bugs me when the store decides to paint over it, but only when i`m halfway through.

    I have a thing for "the book thief"
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    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1241 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 10:08 pm
    Clever way to get people to buy the book.
  49. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 10:49 pm
    When I went to university, the literary prose written on the walls of the cubicles in the library was somewhat less... well, literary.

    It was written in permanent marker and was never scrubbed off in seven years. I can remember it well, to this day.

    "Some come here to sit and think,
    Others come to sh*t and stink.
    I come here to wank my balls,
    And spray my jism on the walls"

    You know, looking back it on, it was beautiful in its own way. But it weren`t no Harry Potter.
  50. Profile photo of KwameAreeva
    KwameAreeva Male 70 & Over
    31 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 10:53 pm
    ......constipated much?
  51. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    February 21, 2011 at 11:05 pm
    lol davymid... you are full of surprises.
  52. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 12:27 am
    Wow. I wonder how long that took. Kinda impressive, in a why would you waste that much of you`re life doing something so pointless kinda way.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 1:16 am
    I would draw a troll face in front of it.
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    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 2:54 am
    too bad her handwriting was unreadable
  • Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
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    February 22, 2011 at 3:27 am
    Impressive yet depressing.
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    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 4:19 am
    Move over Ebooks, bathroom stall books are here!
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    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 4:29 am
    I would clean off a section of it, in a phallic shape, so that the negative space is a negative penis.
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 4:51 am
    someone had an epic poo or piss
  • Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 6:16 am
    @BrimstoneOne

    Epic defecation is epic ;)
  • Profile photo of Ches47
    Ches47 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 7:00 am
    So pathetic.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 7:56 am
    Bathtroom that comes with reading material.
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    HoorayForJay Male 18-29
    36 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 8:54 am
    Ches47: "So pathetic."

    Sod off, this is amazing. There are no bad things about this, only good.
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    thubanstar Female 50-59
    822 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 9:16 am
    I would call that epic.
  • Profile photo of SuperOnion
    SuperOnion Male 18-29
    151 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 9:44 am
    Damn, pretty awesome stuff.
  • Profile photo of bree416
    bree416 Female 18-29
    265 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 10:21 am
    thats either a lot of pateince or one hell of a poop
  • Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 10:48 am
    harry plopper?
  • Profile photo of NDLOgan
    NDLOgan Male 30-39
    218 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    Steve -

    Thank you for the Homerism.
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    METALLICAROX Male 18-29
    324 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    Wonder if when they were done, if they thought of dropping a kiwi fruit or some other piece of fruit from about 5 feet in the air after straining real hard...for the record, that gets comments and occasionally just out-right bust a gut hilarity.
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    42467 Male 18-29
    743 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    Well, atleast you`d have something to do while pooping
  • Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 7:09 pm
    They used two perfectly good pens in the process.

    Reduce Reuse Recycle people, Jesus.
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    Howler81 Male 30-39
    323 posts
    February 22, 2011 at 9:05 pm
    I keep trying to plot this point on the crazy/awesome graph. On the line. Go figure.
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    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 4:20 am
    Mexican restaurant?
  • Profile photo of Ovan-01
    Ovan-01 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    March 8, 2011 at 1:09 am
    holy poo.

    That`s all you can really say to that.
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