1st Chapter Of Harry Potter/Sorcerer Stone [Pic]

Submitted by: cheeseispunk 6 years ago in Misc

...written on the wall of a public bathroom stall--really. The entire first chapter.
There are 73 comments:
Male 42
holy poo.

That`s all you can really say to that.
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Male 496
Mexican restaurant?
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Male 325
I keep trying to plot this point on the crazy/awesome graph. On the line. Go figure.
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Male 1,595
They used two perfectly good pens in the process.

Reduce Reuse Recycle people, Jesus.
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Male 743
Well, atleast you`d have something to do while pooping
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Male 324
Wonder if when they were done, if they thought of dropping a kiwi fruit or some other piece of fruit from about 5 feet in the air after straining real hard...for the record, that gets comments and occasionally just out-right bust a gut hilarity.
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Male 218
Steve -

Thank you for the Homerism.
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Male 1,153
harry plopper?
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Female 265
thats either a lot of pateince or one hell of a poop
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Male 151
Damn, pretty awesome stuff.
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Female 836
I would call that epic.
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Male 36
Ches47: "So pathetic."

Sod off, this is amazing. There are no bad things about this, only good.
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Male 6,693
Bathtroom that comes with reading material.
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Male 302
So pathetic.
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Male 2,862
@BrimstoneOne

Epic defecation is epic ;)
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Male 2,229
someone had an epic poo or piss
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Female 1,427
I would clean off a section of it, in a phallic shape, so that the negative space is a negative penis.
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Male 1,292
Move over Ebooks, bathroom stall books are here!
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Male 2,841
Impressive yet depressing.
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Female 876
too bad her handwriting was unreadable
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Male 3,076
I would draw a troll face in front of it.
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Male 493
Wow. I wonder how long that took. Kinda impressive, in a why would you waste that much of you`re life doing something so pointless kinda way.
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Male 10,440
lol davymid... you are full of surprises.
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Male 31
......constipated much?
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Male 12,138
When I went to university, the literary prose written on the walls of the cubicles in the library was somewhat less... well, literary.

It was written in permanent marker and was never scrubbed off in seven years. I can remember it well, to this day.

"Some come here to sit and think,
Others come to sh*t and stink.
I come here to wank my balls,
And spray my jism on the walls"

You know, looking back it on, it was beautiful in its own way. But it weren`t no Harry Potter.
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Female 1,329
Clever way to get people to buy the book.
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Male 423
This is something I do in a lot of bathrooms. It really bugs me when the store decides to paint over it, but only when i`m halfway through.

I have a thing for "the book thief"
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Female 198
i wonder how many sh*ts this took to write? :S
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Female 418
yay for a variation in color.
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Male 11,739
Why?
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Male 696
Anyone ever think that this could be Rowling`s original 1st draft?
This should be a landmark.

And PS- Koklmerry- Nobody`s interested in your ugly effin knockoff purses. Please go die of something painful.
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Female 9,572
Someone needs some fiber in their diet.
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Male 531
i mean i have somthing to read
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Male 90
in all fairness, i would rather write that on the bathroom wall, at my day job, then actually doing my job
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Male 309
"Someone was constipated"

In all fairness, it looks like it took two sittings, judging by the ink color.
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Male 404
In the girls bathroom at my school, someone wrote "ENEMIES OF THE HEIR BEWARE. YOU`LL BE NEXT MUDBLOODS."

And you know when you actually read the first chapter it seems significantly shorted than that entire thing.
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Female 382
I want to go to there
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Male 772
I have counted at least ten stalls on campus here that have "Toy Story 2 was OK" written
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Male 43
This is handy for all those people who need to read something to deficate lmao
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Female 192
Someone was constipated
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Male 1,116
At my high school there were detailed drawings of king kong being crucified in like 5 different bathrooms with KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS written all over the stall
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Male 2,868
Somebody else poo their pants waiting for this stall.
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Female 497
I`m all for nerding out on Harry Potter...but why? Who wants to spend more time than necessary in a stinky public bathroom?
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Male 226
HHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Nice.
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Male 295
bahaha gerry you crack me up
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Female 211
For those of us who hate public washroom because there is nothing to read, we salute you.
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Male 25,416
Somebody probably had bad tacos
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Female 354
I would not have been able to write it that neatly. Skills.
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Male 3,060
must have eaten a whole wheel of cheese
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Female 850
what kind of weirdo can be in a public bathroom that long without barfing?
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Male 174
That`s awesome! I usually hate people that vandalize public property. Bathroom stall writing is usually some really dumb poo. "Ha! Take that society!"

This is actually pretty cool though. I`d be stoked to be taking a dump in that stall. He or she should have written on the door though
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Male 196
@Volsunga...either that or his diet seriously lacks fibre
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Male 1,547
That guy must have had the worst case of sh*ts ever to have enough time to do that.
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Male 407
Someone took a long #2
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Male 1,598
someone has way too much free time...
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Male 553
must of been a long poo...
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Male 35
Now that`s dedication
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Male 10,440
[quote] That could be anything written up there [/quote]
Damn you for reminding me to be skeptical!

You`re probably right... it could be anything.
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Female 2,120
I am proud.
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Male 234
I wrote "Widdly Scuds" on the wall of my parks bathroom.
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Female 3,696
they have impeccable writing!
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Male 270
That could be anything written up there
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Male 15,510
[quote] Does anyone know where this was taken? [/quote]

Lara @ rentharrypotter says: “This is a picture of a bathroom stall at my school. The writing you see, that’s the first chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone/Philosopher’s Stone. I have no clue who wrote it, but whoever they are, they are my HERO.”
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Male 39,880

it`s funny if you happen to be passing a stone while you`re in there
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Male 1,678
Someone must have a serious case of the scoots to have enough time to write all that.
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Male 295
Does anyone know where this was taken?
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Female 751
wow, someone has waaaay too much free time, lol.
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Male 4,014
There are unbalanced people in the world. Never return to that stall. You may die.
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Male 1,929
"There`s just one last thing to do before we release this book to America: put it in Word, and change every instance of the word "philosopher" to "sorcerer"... Right, print it!"
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Male 51
need higher res!
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Male 965
Psh, that could be anything.
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Male 1,299
I mean, WTF else are you supposed to do when you`ve got constipation?
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Female 380
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