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Date: 01/20/11 03:08 PM

119 Responses to Your Gardener Will Mow The Lawn `til The End [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    Link: Your Gardener Will Mow The Lawn `til The End - This letter was written by a gardener--a very religious gardener. Sorry, the month of May will not be pro-rated.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    January 20, 2011 at 3:13 pm
    Wow, that should be interesting
  3. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
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    January 20, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    I wouldn`t pay him after may :P
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    Jiaco Male 18-29
    31 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    So I guess he wants his paycheck for the last days in advance...
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    Skythe Male 18-29
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    January 20, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    "We will be running our business right up to that day."

    Good, I hope you plan to keep running it after that day as well because nothing is going to happen.
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    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 3:20 pm
    There`s a reason some people stay poor for generations...
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    comrade_b Male 18-29
    295 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    the gardener`s name is JESUS amirite?
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    memoryburner Male 13-17
    132 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    I wouldn`t hire them.
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    SHadowT1988 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    Not that I`m a religious person but it takes a fool and IDIOT not to take a quick glace into the Bible and notice that it clearly states that the judgement would happen when noone expects it, considering people are pulling these dates and thinking that it will end on these days is definitive that it will in fact NOT happen these days... sorry thats mah rant
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    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    On May 21, 2011 the lawn-mowers will rise up and slay all idiot gardeners! Homeowners can be prepared for a seriously good mulch!
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    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
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    January 20, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    i can think of no better way to spend earths last day than mowing somebody else`s lawn
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    January 20, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    Well why bother using them any more at all? Grass and flowers won`t start to grow before about March or April. Let it all go and use that money for beer and hookers.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    January 20, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    OK, but we pay at the end of the month.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    January 20, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    Now THAT`S dedication. :D
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    wickedsngr Female 18-29
    457 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    Not even gonna participate in the slightest of flame wars. To each his own. HOWEVER, this guy must have just skipped the part about the end of the world that said, ""No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."
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    rammo34 Male 18-29
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    January 20, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    HURRR
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    January 20, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    I would love to imagine that it would be a wake up call when nothing at all happens that day. But people just doesnt learn
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    lytle_lytle Male 18-29
    208 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    Time to start looking for a new gardner.


    If the world is ending in May, Why the heck would I care how my daisies and grass look?
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
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    January 20, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    I want to make him sign a contract saying he will continue his work until the end of the world and then pay him until May.

    Then: free gardening for life!
  20. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    January 20, 2011 at 3:43 pm
    NAKED PARTY!!!! May 19th-20th at my place. Ladies of IAB, who`s ready to make some bad decisions?
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    Rorschach_ Male 40-49
    115 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    Crackpot Christians, giving real ones a bad name all the time :/ At least 2 times the Bible Clearly States "But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."
    Matthew 24 & Mark 13
    So what Cult does this guy belong to?
  22. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36646 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 4:01 pm
    Attention All People with the SLUT GENE:

    Party at My Place May 20th.

    BYOB
  23. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    January 20, 2011 at 4:04 pm
    Actually, I believe the rebuilding of the Jewish Temple (Meaning the destruction of the islamic temple on the mount) would occur before the `rapture`. But as in all theological predictions, things don`t always occur as predicted.

    I hope to be out having a good BBQ in the park, that weekend.
  24. Profile photo of PhantomX9
    PhantomX9 Male 13-17
    78 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    just great one day after my birthday! drat that...
  25. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 4:11 pm
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    Selous Male 30-39
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    January 20, 2011 at 4:18 pm
    i thought we had till 2012 at least :(
  27. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 4:18 pm
    [quote">There is proof that the Earth was created in 11013 BC[/quote">
    Wrong!

    [quote">Judgment day will May 21,2011[/quote">
    Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy
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    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 4:27 pm
    What is with all this "World will in May 21st"?
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    sparklezthek Female 18-29
    38 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 4:30 pm
    May 21st is my brother`s birthday. i knew he was special
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    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    I think Duke Nukem Forever gets released around that day.
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    Ando Male 13-17
    374 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    Can`t wait to prove them wrong
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    addler Male 13-17
    777 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    "Can`t wait to prove them wrong"

    whoa, crazy... what are the odds somebody on IAB would know this guy???

    say hello from IAB next chance you get
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    snunicycler Male 18-29
    87 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 5:01 pm
    this is dumb. i`m a christian. we arent all like this
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    January 20, 2011 at 5:17 pm
    I want to see scientific evidence. oh its based on a story
  35. Profile photo of Neo20999
    Neo20999 Male 30-39
    84 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 5:22 pm
    I love things like this! It`s a win-win for me. If they`re right, nobody will be around to rub it in my face (as my face also won`t exist either). However, when it doesn`t happen, I`ll still be here to make fun of these nuts until the very end.
  36. Profile photo of krisley
    krisley Male 18-29
    525 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 5:23 pm
    THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!!!! but... not when you`d think. It`s actually December 20, 2012. Gonna catch all the conspiracy nuts WAYY off guard.
  37. Profile photo of Neo20999
    Neo20999 Male 30-39
    84 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 5:24 pm
    snunicycler, I know that the vast majority of Christians aren`t like this... just the same way the vast majority of Muslims are not fanatical lunatics with bombs on their chests (not being sarcastic). It`s always the extremists who ruin it for the rest of us. Extremism and naivete are the dangerous things.
  38. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
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    January 20, 2011 at 5:25 pm
    lol why do so many people base their lives of this ficticious nonsence.
  39. Profile photo of Neo20999
    Neo20999 Male 30-39
    84 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 5:30 pm
    I love things like this! It`s a win-win for me. If they`re right, nobody will be around to rub it in my face (as my face also won`t exist either). However, when it doesn`t happen, I`ll still be here to make fun of these nuts until the very end.
  40. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    January 20, 2011 at 5:35 pm
    If I had a Gardner, and I got a letter like this from him/her, I would seriously consider terminating my relationship with them. I mean, maybe not if they did a good job, but I don`t really like the idea of knowingly giving money to someone who`s going to give it to a Church that uses its financial resources to spread this kind of ignorance.
  41. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
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    January 20, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    "...thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee" - Revelation 3:3

    Well there goes that argument.
  42. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 6:05 pm
    Just be sure to schedule payment after the 21st eh?
  43. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    January 20, 2011 at 6:06 pm
    There`s some information I`d like - where are they getting their numbers from? They`re not actually in the Christian bible.

    I wonder if they`re aware of all the other Christians over the past 2000 years who were also sure that they knew when judgement day was coming...right up until that day passed and the next one started with nothing unusual happening.
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    MrTwidget Male 30-39
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    January 20, 2011 at 6:20 pm
    Good Lord.
  45. Profile photo of duderlydude
    duderlydude Male 30-39
    110 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 6:22 pm
    its armageddon for their business now
  46. Profile photo of mclovin973
    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 7:04 pm
    That`s my dads Bray hahah
  47. Profile photo of nymphria
    nymphria Female 18-29
    5 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    So what happens on May 22? How do you play that off.
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    Renaud- Male 18-29
    423 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 7:31 pm
    Is a single christian in the usa aware of the fact that the bible has been rewrote a couple of time and that each time they change pooloads of things just to make people subserviant to ``God``...
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 7:52 pm
    Well, guess I need to get started on that bucket list, only 4 months left.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    January 20, 2011 at 8:06 pm
    "Is a single christian in the usa aware of the fact that the bible has been rewrote a couple of time and that each time they change pooloads of things just to make people subserviant to "God``..."

    Nope. not a single one. This is because once a christian realizes this, they wise up and opt out. Prime example = me.
  51. Profile photo of jessly424
    jessly424 Female 13-17
    62 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 8:07 pm
    haha i guess i just wasn`t meant to graduate
  52. Profile photo of noxert323
    noxert323 Male 18-29
    226 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 8:13 pm
    Is that technically not wrong.
    the world WAS created in 11 013 BC
    it was there, so it had been created.
    as far as may 2011 I can`t say, we`re not there.
  53. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
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    January 20, 2011 at 8:21 pm
    I`m actually pretty excited for the rapture. Just think of all the rad parties us heathens will have when the Christians are all gone.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 8:21 pm
    Gerry1of1: God bless the Slut Gene! I. Will. Be. There.
    Is it BYO-Sluts too?
  55. Profile photo of ZefSoFresh
    ZefSoFresh Male 18-29
    52 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 8:36 pm
    Oh well! May 21? might as well smokin` again! Pass me a heater! No way this guy could be wrong.(How much will this guy feel like a jacka*s on May 22?)
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
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    January 20, 2011 at 9:00 pm
    so if the world doesn`t end in may does that mean the remainder of his service will be free? I say win for his customers.
  57. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 9:05 pm
    Crakrjak: Actually, I believe the rebuilding of the Jewish Temple (Meaning the destruction of the islamic temple on the mount) would occur before the `rapture`.
    Wow. Just wow. You`ve made it quite clear how much you loathe/hate/fear Muslims Crakrjak, but that`s just... wow.

    You truly believe that the Holy Rapture for Christians (and Jews, confusingly) will only come when the temple of Islam has been toppled, forthwith, conquering the Temple of the Mount from the Muslims in the name of Jesus?

    Man, you`re more insane than I thought you were. And I already made up my mind that you were pretty insane.
  58. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
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    January 20, 2011 at 9:25 pm
    @Davymid: At the risk of sounding insane, I`m pretty sure that a "new temple" is one of the conditions in the bible or some junk for the rapture to occur. Just saying. Haters gonna hate.
  59. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    January 20, 2011 at 9:57 pm
    Crakrjak: Actually, I believe the rebuilding of the Jewish Temple (Meaning the destruction of the islamic temple on the mount) would occur before the `rapture`.


    Davymid: Wow. Just wow. You`ve made it quite clear how much you loathe/hate/fear Muslims Crakrjak, but that`s just... wow.


    Wow. Just wow. You sure read a lot into that Davy. Let`s keep the drama down to just `hysterical` level, shall we.
  60. Profile photo of mastrmind
    mastrmind Male 18-29
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    January 20, 2011 at 10:02 pm
    That date was made by a 70 or 80 year old man, who based upon his own reading and knowledge of the bible, came down to the conclusion that May 21 2011 is the end.

    Seems legit to me, I mean, when are old people wrong?

    Sadly, theres a moderately sized movement in the US going on to inform as many people as they can that the endtime is coming.

    They don`t cite the other end-times that have come and gone, most notably the few in the late 1800`s that everyone beleived in.

  61. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    January 20, 2011 at 10:08 pm
    Woah there cowboys. Maybe I`m reading too much into it. I assure, I`m far from hysterical. I`m positively mellow.

    It just struck me that the destruction of the Islamic place of worship as a forerunner to the reclamation of that holy site on the part of Christianity/Judaism/whatever, reeked to me of Holy War.

    And for all the reasons that wars should be fought, one group`s holiness over another should be the least of them. Surely?
  62. Profile photo of Purrie
    Purrie Male 18-29
    109 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 10:15 pm
    yeah! Religion! YEAH! YEAH!!! YEAH COMMENT FLAME WAR! YEAH!!!!!
  63. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2080 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 10:19 pm
    So people who make their living studying theology and the bible are morons.
  64. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    January 20, 2011 at 10:25 pm
    @davy:

    It says that has to occur in the bible.

    You think he is insane for his beliefs?

    Shame on you.
  65. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 10:48 pm
    You think he is insane for his beliefs?

    Yes.

    Does anyone take the cracker seriously? I didn`t think so.
  66. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    January 20, 2011 at 10:52 pm
    vv AJ, shame on how about you shut the f*ck up?

    I merely pointed out some weird versions of the biblical interpretation of the second coming of Christ, such as here.

    As stated in that article, a subset of Christians don`t believe the *rapture* will come (hope I`m not a passenger in a plane with a Christian pilot on that day, since he`ll literally disappear to be caught up in the clouds).

    Of course, Crakrjak will point out that those who believe different from him are not "True Christians". And I will in turn retort that that`s a "No True Scotsman Logical Fallacy". And Crakrjak will in turn retort that the "No True Scotsman" fallacy is a lie perpetreted by homosexual pagan muslims. And so it goes on.

    Yes, I assert, I think religious people are f*cking mental.
  67. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    January 20, 2011 at 10:54 pm
    "AJ, shame on how about you shut the f*ck up?"

    Hehehehe. I win.
  68. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 10:55 pm
    You think so?
  69. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 10:56 pm
    Dude. I was pokin` at ya. C`mon man.
  70. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    January 20, 2011 at 10:56 pm
    Fair enough. Peace, bro. Love, no malice here.
  71. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    January 20, 2011 at 10:58 pm
    Peace? No! More Fire! We want more fire!!
  72. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 11:01 pm
    Sorry Lazy. We`re all in the hot tub by now, drinking beers and reminiscing on tales of tales untold, flames unflung, and homies no-homo.

    Join us in the IAB Hot-Tub of Eternal Warmth. We cool, despite our differences. Right, guys?
  73. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 11:18 pm
    We try to be bro! (cuts eyes @madest)
  74. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
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    January 20, 2011 at 11:19 pm
    what happens after the end of the world? do I have to cut my own grass? Perhaps I should get a goat.
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    PastorFuzz Male 30-39
    6 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 11:30 pm
    Woah! It`s been bumped up to May 2011? Sweet. I`m totally maxing out my credit cards in May.

    No BYOB for my End of the World Party. Everyone`s invited and it`s all covered!!! :D
  76. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 11:42 pm
    Cant wait to see these nuts proved wrong.
  77. Profile photo of elbat
    elbat Female 18-29
    188 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 11:44 pm
    It all went by so fast...
  78. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
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    January 21, 2011 at 12:44 am
    I thought it was meant to be Dec. 12th, 2012? I guess these loonies can`t wait for the apocalypse!
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    Mantolwen Female 18-29
    387 posts
    January 21, 2011 at 1:00 am
    When I first heard about these nutters, I thought it was a joke. Then I found out they were here in the UK too. Since the Bible makes it dead clear that we won`t know when it will happen ("like a thief in the night") I`m not sure where the date is coming from. Not even Jesus knew, so why would God let ordinary humans know?

    I wonder what will happen when May 21 2011 comes and goes?
  80. Profile photo of AaronianKen
    AaronianKen Male 18-29
    101 posts
    January 21, 2011 at 1:31 am
    "Cant wait to see these nuts proved wrong."

    same, but you just know when it doesn`t happen they`ll be like "oh we did a few calculations wrong, it`s coming next year" or something
  81. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
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    January 21, 2011 at 2:07 am
    @KMeTG no, that`s what the Mayans predicted and apparently, everything they believed was wrong, whereas everything Christians believe is supposedly right.
  82. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
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    January 21, 2011 at 2:43 am
    Mantolwen- they are slowly pitching up here- but at least they are still outnumbered. If we all agree to just laugh and point at the buggers they may leave PDQ!
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    madduck Female 50-59
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    January 21, 2011 at 2:48 am
    Oh- and 5cats, serious theologians are not morons. People who believe that the bible is literally true and a handwritten note from god are total cretins and should be laughed at. I have plenty of time for religion and religious scholars, they have much to say of interest. Fundamentalists, born agains and the like are a waste of good oxygen, if we take them seriously we endanger ourselves.
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
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    January 21, 2011 at 4:32 am
    Theres always something else going on during my birthday that overshadows it, FML! :(

    Ahh well, at least i have an L to get F`d unlike most of the people here who can`t look at a picture without turning it into a flame war.
  85. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    January 21, 2011 at 4:57 am
    @CaptainPabst: You think this guy has actually read the Bible? Most Christains haven`t, that`s why they go to church.
  86. Profile photo of koolnews
    koolnews Male 30-39
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    January 21, 2011 at 5:47 am
    see the problem Religion Is Like A Penis
  87. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
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    January 21, 2011 at 6:22 am
    Man, is he going to have a crappy May 22, 2011...
  88. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
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    January 21, 2011 at 7:35 am
    those are facts
  89. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
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    January 21, 2011 at 7:58 am
    "People who believe that the bible is literally true and a handwritten note from god are total cretins and should be laughed at."

    correction people who would be hypocrytical and tell you that you were going to hell for saying such things are cretins and should be laughed at...

    just because Christians believe in something that you don`t doesn`t make us any stupider than anyone else and it doesn`t give anyone any right to say other wise just like just because we are Christians doesn`t mean we are allowed to say such things to people.

    P.S. the Bible was written by more than one person and was NEVER written by God :)

    P.S.S God bless you :D
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    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    January 21, 2011 at 8:46 am
    Better arrange for alternative lawn care beginning late May. Pretty sure dude will be punching out via koolaid if God doesn`t get him first...
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    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    January 21, 2011 at 9:18 am
    FOR F*CKS SAKE, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY?
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    nastyn800 Male 18-29
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    January 21, 2011 at 9:44 am
    I`m going to throw any chance of being politically correct out the window and state that anyone who believes this is a drating moron
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
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    January 21, 2011 at 10:49 am
    So I still get to play Dead Space 2 and Marvel VS Capcom 3. Alright alright I`m good then :)
  94. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    January 21, 2011 at 11:30 am
    woot.. and I get to play duke nukem forever before the world ends..
  95. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    January 21, 2011 at 11:35 am
    Weewwwt. :D I`ll be 20 before the world ends!
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    madduck Female 50-59
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    January 21, 2011 at 11:53 am
    Ok, I apologise- but actually collegbound, but you know- I still think I am right. I have no problem with Christians at all- only those who cannot see the evidence that is there. But to believe that the bible is literally true- every word of it is silly, if only because the bible contradicts itself. If you cannot see the inconsistencies and contradictions then you are stupid ( not you personally!) Fanatics and fundamentalists of all stripes are dangerous, we do not want or need them- to get rid of them, lets ridicule them. It is kinder than many alternatives.is
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    D-PAC Male 18-29
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    January 21, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    Damn, I`ve just planned my vacation in July... LMAO!
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    Gorodetsky Male 18-29
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    January 21, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    Right up to that day, that we won`t need money anymore. Wait, why am I cutting your grass?
    Religion, you`re so funny.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    January 21, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    How come SOOO MANY super-super-super-devout religious types predict all sorts of dates for the end of the world, but forget that the Bible says "NO ONE knows the hour... I come like a thief in the night". Or perhaps all these nutcases TALK it but don`t actually read up on it...
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    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    January 21, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    @Lionhart2, as a super-super-super-devout religious type I agree with you; we do not know the exact date the world will be ending.

    Hmm love to see the world end in both 2011 and 2012 :P
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    January 21, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    "Ok, I apologise- but actually collegbound, but you know- I still think I am right. I have no problem with Christians at all- only those who cannot see the evidence that is there. But to believe that the bible is literally true- every word of it is silly, if only because the bible contradicts itself. If you cannot see the inconsistencies and contradictions then you are stupid ( not you personally!) Fanatics and fundamentalists of all stripes are dangerous, we do not want or need them- to get rid of them, lets ridicule them. It is kinder than many alternatives.is"

    i was just bustin ur balls/vagina :P

    tbh as a christian i could careless about anything like this.

    the only thing that i argue is that God is supposed to be a being that creates miracles therefore anything that is said to have happened in the Bible could very well have happened. thanks for the apology :)
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    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    January 21, 2011 at 4:54 pm
    @Lionhart, I think maybe it just makes them feel better. Like, if they can prepare for a religious apocalypse, they can feel in control about life situations. I dunno... I feel kinda bad for the dude. 30 yrs studying. too long.
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    dre5922 Male 18-29
    259 posts
    January 21, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    Aww crap, there goes my trip to vegas in the end of may as I turn 21 on the 27th...
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    January 21, 2011 at 9:04 pm
    the world ends on my birthday? f*ck yeah!!
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 21, 2011 at 10:10 pm
    tbh as a christian i could careless about anything like this.
    Couldn`t. You *couldn`t* care less. Not you could care less.

    Analogy:

    I couldn`t care less < I could care less, therefore I care at least a bit.

    I don`t give a sh*t < I give several sh*ts, therefore there is a state of being where I couldn`t give any more sh*ts than I am currently giving.

    Sorry, pet peeve of mine. And it`s friday night and I`m a little drunk. I know, shutting up now.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    January 21, 2011 at 11:56 pm
    Hey Davy.

    I don`t give a sh*t means I don`t even give 1 sh*t.

    I got what you were trying to do.

    Sorry that just made me giggle.
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    dielaughing Female 13-17
    129 posts
    January 22, 2011 at 1:30 am
    May 21, 2011? Oooh that`s not going to work for me, can we reschedule? How about August 13th? Around 4ish?
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    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    January 22, 2011 at 4:16 am
    Davy, I have the same pet peeve.

    @image: take a list of every year from 0 to 2012 and somebody somewhere wrote a book about the world ending in that year.
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    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    January 22, 2011 at 6:07 am
    Xerasia-- No, the WORLD does not end. All the "Christians" disappear but the damned get to stay and keep living the drated up lives they have already started. Good luck! ;-)
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    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    January 22, 2011 at 7:15 am
    oh darn, just before my b-day....i`ll celebrate early
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    Wizensilver Male 13-17
    405 posts
    January 22, 2011 at 7:16 am
    "There is proof that the earth was created in 11,013BC"
    The word `proof` is thrown around a lot these days...
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    panda_chaos Female 18-29
    235 posts
    January 22, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    How well do you do against hordes of zombies? Will you still be able to trim the hedges?
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    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    January 22, 2011 at 1:21 pm
    @"just because Christians believe in something that you don`t doesn`t make us any stupider than anyone else and it doesn`t give anyone any right to say other wise just like just because we are Christians doesn`t mean we are allowed to say such things to people."

    believing anything is true without empirical evidence is the epitome of ignorance.

    believing things that are contrary to empirical evidence is far worse...

    believing things that contradict themselves...
    I dont even know how to address that...
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    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    January 22, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    LMAO, 2 days before my brothers birthday! Gutted mate.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    January 22, 2011 at 6:19 pm
    "believing things that contradict themselves...
    I dont even know how to address that..."

    why is it so hard to accept that, even if you are an Atheist, that the idea of God is that he can create miracles? thats why he was/is called a miracle worker. he does whatever the drat he wants whenever the drat he wants...

    "believing anything is true without empirical evidence is the epitome of ignorance. "

    not believing in God because something didn`t go your way is also the epitome of ignorance...not saying that this is you in general but i am saying that 90% of atheists that I`VE met are atheists because they had an experience that "God would`nt help with"
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    tomboygirl12 Female 13-17
    321 posts
    January 23, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    This needs to be reposted on May 21 this year. Just saying.
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    whatevs Female 13-17
    126 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 8:36 am
    i grow tiresome of these religious debates that insult everyone and convince no one...
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    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    @"just because Christians believe in something that you don`t doesn`t make us any stupider than anyone else and it doesn`t give anyone any right to say other wise just like just because we are Christians doesn`t mean we are allowed to say such things to people."

    believing anything is true without empirical evidence is the epitome of ignorance.

    believing things that are contrary to empirical evidence is far worse...

    believing things that contradict themselves...
    I dont even know how to address that...

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