Why Must Kids Shave Their Bikini Bottom? [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 6 years ago Weird

Is SpongeBob SquarePants the new Pedobear?
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Female 160
I had a Spiderman one. Hehe, yay transsexual childhood play! Whoohoo!
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Female 130
My little sister had a Dora the explorer one, she loved it and would pretend to shave her face hahaha, it was cute.
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Male 1,451
I had something like this when I was a kid. Oddly enough, I hate shaving. I don`t think they are related, I just have sensitive skin and my face turns bright red for days after I shave.
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Female 258
It`s only going to be a matter of time before that kid decides to play with daddy`s razor play set.
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Male 3,842
Believe me, my little boy watches me shave every morning, we got him something like this (only without any licensed brand name) and he loves it.
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Male 374
"...so what, this is encouraging kids to play with razors?
Why?
Who would have thought of a razor as a toy in the first place?
What is wrong with the world?"

It`s not a real razor dummy. It`s just a toy. It`s no different to playing with plastic knives.
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Female 635
lmao
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Male 405
...so what, this is encouraging kids to play with razors?
Why?
Who would have thought of a razor as a toy in the first place?
What is wrong with the world?
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Male 25,416
Spongebob marketing has failed
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Male 705
Ages 3+.
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Male 975
drat yeah Inter knows what I`m talking about.
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Male 1,153
Thats why my razor wasn`t working...Dammit mum you said it was a real one!
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Male 2,441
I used to have a Power Rangers version. Needless to say it was awesome.
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Male 12,138
[quote]It`s not as bad as the Dora the Explorer Brazilian Waxing Kit, though.[/quote]
ckelly, you`re my new favourite person.
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Male 3,076
haha nice! XD
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Female 1,652
If I had a daughter, I would buy this for her.
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Male 159
I had one of those kits when I was really young. It was spiderman or something like that though.
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Male 121
The joke is that Mr. Krabs livves in bikini bottom. like an ass std.
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Male 2,419
@W2
That`s the standard warning label for a can containing something under pressure. The thing that says not to puncture it or heat it up.
durp durp
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Female 3,696
wahhh haha so cute <3 :D Just like Daddy XD
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Female 220
I get the pun, but I would still totally buy this for my son.
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Male 975
I used to have a make believe Power Rangers shaving kit when I was really young.
It was fun because I could shave like dad, duh.
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Male 11
It`s not as bad as the Dora the Explorer Brazilian Waxing Kit, though.
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Male 537
What is up with the extremely retarded spongebob?
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Male 1,197
haha, easy to figure out the IABers that have children :)
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Male 244
I <3 long dangerous list of what not to do under spongebob.
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Male 28
its so kids these days dont get mr krabs in their bikini bottoms...
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Female 238
I want oneeee!!! :O
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Male 15,510
It just had to happen
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Female 737
Clever pun. I`m shocked it was marketed with that title. I mean, <i>no one</i> saw that and thought "Maybe this is a little too clever/risqué and inappropriate for kids?"
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Male 37,888
or let Uncle Chad help you shave your binkini bottom.....
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Male 12,138
I was watching Spongebob for the first time with my kid the other day, when Spongebob happily shouted to his buddy "See you next tuesday!"

I was like - wow.
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Male 38
I used to get this all the time as a kid. I loved them. The same way they have fake lawn care equipment, or cooking equipment, or anything else. We learn by imitating others.
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Male 1,598
I don`t think many people got the "Bikini Bottom" pun.
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Male 123
...bikini bottom is where they live.
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Male 2,402
Are they freaking serious?
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Male 2,121
Well if they didn`t have the fake razor and foam then there would be nothing in the box. That`d be stupid... =P
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Male 575
I had a teenage mutant ninja one. It rocked... as much as a fake razor can rock...
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Male 291
Eugenius obviously never watched Spongebob
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Female 142
awe, that`s adorable
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Female 3,562
But why do they need a fake razor and a special fake foam? Regular bubble bath wasn`t fun enough?
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Male 2,419
It`s obviously not a real razor, it`s so boys can do the imitating their father thing.
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Female 3,562
If anyone wants to know, Bikini Bottom is the name of the place spongebob lives. Also, why the hell do kids want to pretend to shave?
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Male 422
I really hope you were trying to make a pun with that bikini bottom remark. That`s where spongebob lives obviously.
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Male 1,620
Link: Why Must Kids Shave Their Bikini Bottom? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Is SpongeBob SquarePants the new Pedobear?
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