What Hobo Signs Say About The Hobo [Pics]

Submitted by: goog! 6 years ago in Funny

You see dozens of homeless people holding their signs every week, but what do those signs say about that person?
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Male 3
Human Food, Dog Food and Beer ( Or weed ) Go sit beside the track and wait for a train, go sit beside the river and let my dogs play all day long in the nature. forest.

NOT work all day in something I hate, hating my life and beeing too stress, thats not for me.
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Male 3
5cats also says : Why work? Beg, live for free in a tent and in the winter go home to your parents.

Sickening. NEVER give money to these leeches!

I say : First of all lady, Those who have parents to go back in the winter, get beat up by us. who are not fake. Twinkies, Poser, we dont like them either. But know this : We do not have family to go back to winter. You dont see us because YOU dont leave your precious warm house in wintertime. Some of these kids ( my friend ) got parents who try killin em, who threats with knife theyr own son. Some of us just got lost in Drugs and parents dont want them anymore. Some of us just really disaprove the society we live in.

You, lady, are a sheep. You do what people tell you without even thinkin of it im pretty sure. Never occured to you to think of : Why is that kids in the street ?
You guys always want more and more money. for more and more useless stuff. Why would I have to work, All I need in one day is Human F
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Male 3
greenbatman says : I don`t think it makes it right, but some people will do anything to avoid real work, particularly if they can get more money than they could have in a real job.

I say : Who are you to think what we do is not right. Why would I have to work If I dont need too. You guys(most people) are all dratin brainwash in a society of fake freedom ! I think its smart to go work for 2 hours ( Squeejeing ) and having the 25 dollar I need for my whole day..instead of exhausting myself for a government and Society I dont even believe in !
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Female 11
lol time traveler in need of flux compasitor
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Male 6,694
I like the time traveler one.
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Female 321
zombunny: We should recruit people from IAB to make flyers to hand out to hobos all over the world.
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Male 15,832
"Assuage your white liberal guilt: $1"
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Male 787
:/ how about a sign that says "homeless" or "need food"?
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Female 728
Some people who do this are simply panhandlers and aren`t actually homeless. If you hit the right spots, it`s possible to make a lot of money by making up a story and sitting around doing nothing all day. I don`t think it makes it right, but some people will do anything to avoid real work, particularly if they can get more money than they could have in a real job.
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Male 5,413
That`s so good stuff! :D
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Female 2,525
Too bad homeless people will never see this handy guide since, you know, they don`t have computers.
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Male 886
I remember this homeless dude in San Francisco holding up a sign that read:

Please Donate to the United Negro Hamburger Fund



I gave him five bucks and bought him a giant san fran burrito.
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Male 537
If these people are creative enough to do this, I`m sure they wouldn`t have a problem flipping burgers.
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Male 5,190
The time traveler one is my favorite.
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Male 31
i swear ive seen that karate sign in Sf, but the guy was in a wheel chair when i saw it
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Male 1,226
...They misspelled `too` in "don`t take yourself to seriously".
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Male 3,076
@Gerry1of1 Haha nice! XD
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Male 28
Those $4 karate lessons can`t be very good.
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Female 1,478
Yar.. haha. Be "corteous"
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Male 2,988
I`m suprised there isn`t one addressing the Veteran signs. Those are the ones I see all the time.
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Male 1,197
in prague the hobos just lay there on their knees with arms out ... they dont say anything and dont hassle anyone .... i dont mind slinging em some shrapnel
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Female 1,043
TRAIN YOURSELF TO HAVE A RADIO VOICE.

Get job, house, and media attention.
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Male 25,416
how do they get nikko pens? im so curious
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Male 38,438
I found a "hobo camp" of 4 local "homeless youths" in the bushes by the river. Beer cans and pizza boxes strewn as far as the eye could see. Must have been $12 in cans (at $0.10 a piece) and those 3 guys and 1 girl are on the streets year after year. Why work? Beg, live for free in a tent and in the winter go home to your parents.

Sickening. NEVER give money to these leeches!
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Male 3,842
[quote]#3 looks like she has a pretty mouth[/quote]

Yeah, pretty infected with herpes
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Male 705
Judging by #6`s bandage, people can obviously hit him.
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Male 38,792
I`m taking notes. This could be me if I don`t find a decent paying job.


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Female 3,562
The time traveler guy doesn`t look homeless at all. He looks like a hobo poser. I`d never give him money. It`s so annoying when I see people begging for money who clearly don`t need it.
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Female 220
The only time I gave a bum money was when he walked up to me and said, "excuse me miss, but can I have a dollar. I`m going to be honest, I need some vodka" it was new years eve and I was pissed I was spending the night alone so I gave him 5. He was like gee thanks! And ran inside the gas station. My fiancé once gave a bum a fake rolex. The dude flipped lol.
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Male 294
#3 looks like she has a pretty mouth...

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Male 588
What`s the point of the right part of this picture anyway?
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Male 2
Funny, but lacking lol. I like number 3 tho
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Male 965
At least they still have their sense of humor.
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Male 4,807
Blah, Blah, Blah, Who reads this crap?
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Male 320
Link: What Hobo Signs Say About The Hobo [Pics] [Rate Link] - You see dozens of homeless people holding their signs every week, but what do those signs say about that person?
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