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Date: 01/20/11 01:23 PM

35 Responses to What Hobo Signs Say About The Hobo [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of goog!
    goog! Male 13-17
    320 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    Link: What Hobo Signs Say About The Hobo - You see dozens of homeless people holding their signs every week, but what do those signs say about that person?
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 1:33 pm
    Blah, Blah, Blah, Who reads this crap?
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    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    At least they still have their sense of humor.
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    AntiTrollMan Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 1:37 pm
    Funny, but lacking lol. I like number 3 tho
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    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    What`s the point of the right part of this picture anyway?
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    janus_games Male 18-29
    294 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    #3 looks like she has a pretty mouth...

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    ilurk Female 18-29
    220 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    The only time I gave a bum money was when he walked up to me and said, "excuse me miss, but can I have a dollar. I`m going to be honest, I need some vodka" it was new years eve and I was pissed I was spending the night alone so I gave him 5. He was like gee thanks! And ran inside the gas station. My fiancé once gave a bum a fake rolex. The dude flipped lol.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 2:05 pm
    The time traveler guy doesn`t look homeless at all. He looks like a hobo poser. I`d never give him money. It`s so annoying when I see people begging for money who clearly don`t need it.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    I`m taking notes. This could be me if I don`t find a decent paying job.


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    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 2:49 pm
    Judging by #6`s bandage, people can obviously hit him.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    #3 looks like she has a pretty mouth

    Yeah, pretty infected with herpes
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32810 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    I found a "hobo camp" of 4 local "homeless youths" in the bushes by the river. Beer cans and pizza boxes strewn as far as the eye could see. Must have been $12 in cans (at $0.10 a piece) and those 3 guys and 1 girl are on the streets year after year. Why work? Beg, live for free in a tent and in the winter go home to your parents.

    Sickening. NEVER give money to these leeches!
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    how do they get nikko pens? im so curious
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    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 3:18 pm
    TRAIN YOURSELF TO HAVE A RADIO VOICE.

    Get job, house, and media attention.
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    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 4:24 pm
    in prague the hobos just lay there on their knees with arms out ... they dont say anything and dont hassle anyone .... i dont mind slinging em some shrapnel
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 5:48 pm
    I`m suprised there isn`t one addressing the Veteran signs. Those are the ones I see all the time.
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 6:02 pm
    Yar.. haha. Be "corteous"
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    MajChase Male 18-29
    28 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 10:06 pm
    Those $4 karate lessons can`t be very good.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 11:03 pm
    @Gerry1of1 Haha nice! XD
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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 11:06 pm
    ...They misspelled `too` in "don`t take yourself to seriously".
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    CrashCity Male 18-29
    31 posts
    January 21, 2011 at 4:49 am
    i swear ive seen that karate sign in Sf, but the guy was in a wheel chair when i saw it
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    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    January 21, 2011 at 6:34 am
    If these people are creative enough to do this, I`m sure they wouldn`t have a problem flipping burgers.
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    January 21, 2011 at 7:59 am
    I remember this homeless dude in San Francisco holding up a sign that read:

    Please Donate to the United Negro Hamburger Fund



    I gave him five bucks and bought him a giant san fran burrito.
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    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    January 21, 2011 at 9:51 am
    Too bad homeless people will never see this handy guide since, you know, they don`t have computers.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    January 21, 2011 at 11:01 am
    That`s so good stuff! :D
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    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    January 21, 2011 at 11:24 pm
    Some people who do this are simply panhandlers and aren`t actually homeless. If you hit the right spots, it`s possible to make a lot of money by making up a story and sitting around doing nothing all day. I don`t think it makes it right, but some people will do anything to avoid real work, particularly if they can get more money than they could have in a real job.
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    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    January 22, 2011 at 2:36 am
    :/ how about a sign that says "homeless" or "need food"?
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    January 22, 2011 at 4:18 pm
    "Assuage your white liberal guilt: $1"
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    tomboygirl12 Female 13-17
    321 posts
    January 23, 2011 at 2:41 pm
    zombunny: We should recruit people from IAB to make flyers to hand out to hobos all over the world.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 8:01 am
    I like the time traveler one.
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    webgirl9m9 Female 13-17
    11 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 5:34 pm
    lol time traveler in need of flux compasitor
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    NeogodHobo Male 18-29
    3 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    greenbatman says : I don`t think it makes it right, but some people will do anything to avoid real work, particularly if they can get more money than they could have in a real job.

    I say : Who are you to think what we do is not right. Why would I have to work If I dont need too. You guys(most people) are all dratin brainwash in a society of fake freedom ! I think its smart to go work for 2 hours ( Squeejeing ) and having the 25 dollar I need for my whole day..instead of exhausting myself for a government and Society I dont even believe in !
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    NeogodHobo Male 18-29
    3 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 1:15 pm
    5cats also says : Why work? Beg, live for free in a tent and in the winter go home to your parents.

    Sickening. NEVER give money to these leeches!

    I say : First of all lady, Those who have parents to go back in the winter, get beat up by us. who are not fake. Twinkies, Poser, we dont like them either. But know this : We do not have family to go back to winter. You dont see us because YOU dont leave your precious warm house in wintertime. Some of these kids ( my friend ) got parents who try killin em, who threats with knife theyr own son. Some of us just got lost in Drugs and parents dont want them anymore. Some of us just really disaprove the society we live in.

    You, lady, are a sheep. You do what people tell you without even thinkin of it im pretty sure. Never occured to you to think of : Why is that kids in the street ?
    You guys always want more and more money. for more and more useless stuff. Why would I have to work, All I need in one day is Human F
  34. Profile photo of NeogodHobo
    NeogodHobo Male 18-29
    3 posts
    February 17, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    Human Food, Dog Food and Beer ( Or weed ) Go sit beside the track and wait for a train, go sit beside the river and let my dogs play all day long in the nature. forest.

    NOT work all day in something I hate, hating my life and beeing too stress, thats not for me.

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