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Date: 01/03/11 03:51 PM

62 Responses to Warning Coffee Drinkers, Crotch Wetters [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of sheepskull
    sheepskull Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    Link: Warning Coffee Drinkers, Crotch Wetters - Coffee drinking while warming your crotch just got a lot less convenient.
  2. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 3:55 pm
    I now know how to say "crotch area" in 3 different languages. Awesome.
  3. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    d`area de oolala? loll shopppped
  4. Profile photo of athyle
    athyle Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 4:02 pm
    lol the french translation is funny
  5. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 4:04 pm
    Oolala.
    Knakkers.
    Priceless.
  6. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 4:26 pm
    Unless you`re into that sort of thing.
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    softpuppy Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 4:33 pm
    It`s for people who hold the cup between their thighs for a moment when they`re trying to move some stuff on their desks.
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    CaptainPat Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 4:37 pm
    i like how the german one is like "no dropping zeh hot coffeh on ze knockers"
  9. Profile photo of Kleidermotte
    Kleidermotte Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 4:49 pm
    The "german" one is, as far as I know, Dutch. In Germany it would say something like "Achtung, nicht zwischen die Beine schütten" (Not so unfriendly and harsh at all, is it?) :)
  10. Profile photo of Kleidermotte
    Kleidermotte Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 4:49 pm
    schuetten
  11. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 4:52 pm
    Wow I was wondering what they meant by Oolala.
  12. Profile photo of Unbreakable
    Unbreakable Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    no way. if this is real, it`s brilliant...in all three languages!
  13. Profile photo of Sheraf
    Sheraf Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 5:16 pm
    The french part is hilarious!!!
    "Pourer" isn`t even a word. It`s a lame translation of pouring. Same for Area... and I can`t even start on "oolala"...

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    SlimPickins Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 5:20 pm
    it is like the fake Swedish text at the beginning of "quest for the holy grail" á_á
  15. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 5:42 pm
    `It makes...`
    IT MAKES WHAT!?
  16. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
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    January 3, 2011 at 5:44 pm
    someone stupid did it.
  17. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    Really America?
  18. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 5:59 pm
    i believe this is just a terrible shoop
    if it was in dutch it would be: Giet op bifurcatiegebied

    if it were german it would be: vermeiden Gießen auf Schrittbereich

    and if it where french it would be: ne pas verser dans la zone de l`entrejambe

    and i can`t get any match with any of those words on google, so either they spelled it wrong or it`s fake

    just correct me if i am wrong, because i`m terrible with foreign grammar except English
  19. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 5:59 pm
    The German version, hilarious!
  20. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 6:00 pm
    Why are people trying to translate this? It`s all in jest if you just read it out loud
  21. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 6:04 pm
    @farts: because some people are not smart enough to know this is just a joke
  22. Profile photo of Lelio
    Lelio Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 6:07 pm
    Hold up, everybody, let me see if I can suck the fun out of this by pointing out the errors in translation.
  23. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 6:16 pm
    @Angelmassb
    If this was in America, it would be in English with Spanish under it.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 6:32 pm
    ahahahaha craqcked me up
  25. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 6:43 pm
    hahaha knakkers
  26. Profile photo of rustedbrolly
    rustedbrolly Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 6:48 pm
    @Rammo34
    If this was in America, it would be in Spanish with English under it.
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    SuperOnion Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 7:04 pm
    They only have warnings because someone was stupid enough to do it.
  28. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    Touché, rustedbrolly.
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    inaria Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 8:21 pm
    Someone sued McDonalds I think because they put their coffee in between their legs as they were driving and it burned their crotch. That`s why they have to put those stupid warnings now.
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    jbwhite Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 8:59 pm
    Oh, well I`ve been doing this all wrong.
  31. Profile photo of sylphies
    sylphies Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 9:32 pm
    The German translation is hilarious.

    I mean. KNAKKERS. It rolls off the tongue so splendidly.
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    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 9:35 pm
    The translations are hilarious!

    @Kleidermotte - It`s not Dutch though it looks like a Dutch person tried to translate it into German!

    @Kribbe - Bifurcatie gebied... Uhm that`s too smart for most people here in Holland to understand even if it did mean crotch (...) and furthermore you just said to DO pour in on the crotch!
  33. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 10:20 pm
    "Someone sued McDonalds I think because they put their coffee in between their legs as they were driving and it burned their crotch. That`s why they have to put those stupid warnings now."

    Yeah it was like some 70-80 year old woman and the coffee gave her 3rd degree burns. I mean yeah why the hell was it in her crotch in the first place but that coffee was -way- too hot as well. So both parties were at fault in a way.
  34. Profile photo of Cygna
    Cygna Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 10:23 pm
    That`s not german either - I think it`s a made-up language
  35. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 10:37 pm
    I`d like to point out that just because the translations are fake doesn`t mean this is fake. Coffee shop could just be having some fun, which seems likely considering the warning itself.
  36. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36647 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 11:06 pm
    Nidonemo: Yeah it was like some 70-80 year old woman and the coffee gave her 3rd degree burns. I mean yeah why the hell was it in her crotch in the first place

    It wasn`t in her lap. She was holding it and the coffee was so hot it burned through the bottom of the cup. Ate through it`s own container.

    And she was just the first person in a class action suit representing over a dozen people this happened to. McDonalds public relations spread the story wide that she was just a moron.

    I`m a wealth of useless trivia like that.
  37. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 11:50 pm
    "It wasn`t in her lap. She was holding it and the coffee was so hot it burned through the bottom of the cup. Ate through it`s own container. "

    You`re sure? I heard a completely different story.

    SAUCE PLZ!
  38. Profile photo of Ando
    Ando Male 13-17
    374 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 12:32 am
    `oolala` and `knakkers` aren`t words for crotch area in different langauges?
  39. Profile photo of metalm0rgan
    metalm0rgan Male 18-29
    110 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 2:52 am
    Every line is a British mickey-take of the Different Language.

  40. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 4:18 am
    Darn it! Foiled again.
  41. Profile photo of malkav4
    malkav4 Male 30-39
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    January 4, 2011 at 4:38 am
    The "pourez pas dans l`area de oolala" looks like french, but it means absolutely nothing. But we can say "houlala! c`est chaud" when we pour hot coffe on our genitals
  42. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2011 at 5:36 am
    HAHA "area de oolala" XD
  43. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    January 4, 2011 at 5:41 am
    Translation of all three warnings: "Please don`t sue us!" Lolz!

    Actually, the "Coffee Lawsuit" has a lot of merit, @Gerry1of1 got his trivia wrong tho, unless he`s thinking of a different one...
    A 79 year old had the coffee in her lap, when she tried to pull the tab on the top, the whole cup sploosed on her, causing 3rd degree burns! Ouchie! The Judge & Jury agreed the coffee was too hot for safety`s sake. There were over 700 other Mac-burn cases, so it`s not an isolated incident, eh?
  44. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 5:47 am
    Thats a good warning, something to definately consider
  45. Profile photo of Mailbox
    Mailbox Male 18-29
    255 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 5:54 am
    So what will it be Ladies? The danger of a burned crotch area or the punishing hand of your husband?


  46. Profile photo of gladhatter
    gladhatter Male 50-59
    219 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 6:00 am
    On your "knakkers"?
  47. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
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    January 4, 2011 at 6:09 am
    oont ze knakkers.. Hehe..
  48. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    January 4, 2011 at 7:17 am
    And thats just what I was going to do.
  49. Profile photo of spankmywilly
    spankmywilly Female 18-29
    41 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 8:01 am
    L`area De Oolala?
  50. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2011 at 8:20 am
    thats not even a word
  51. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2011 at 9:11 am
    hahaa I love the "french" and "german" translations. The last translation, supposed to be German? sounds like Clouseau.
  52. Profile photo of MeAndMySnail
    MeAndMySnail Male 13-17
    54 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 9:29 am
    Ghehee. Knakkers. I believe that means something like these little sausages, you know, frankfurters or something? But I`m dutch so I`m not 100% sure (;
  53. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 10:52 am
    good thing they warned me...
  54. Profile photo of Chaoskitty
    Chaoskitty Female 18-29
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    January 4, 2011 at 11:24 am
    its not german (i am^^) its netherlands
  55. Profile photo of swimmer7
    swimmer7 Male 13-17
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    January 4, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    i love how the translations are completely wrong..
  56. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    L`area de Oohlala? Well, probably depends on the person.
  57. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 3:03 pm
    "its not german (i am^^) its netherlands"
    first off the language is called dutch not "netherlands"(thats the country name). and secondly it`s not dutch. it seems to be very gramatically incorrect german.
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    itzazoom Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    @kralmir: I am german(not proud of it considering kitty down there). If its not dutch i dont know what it is, but its not German. (the only German words in there are "nein" (no) and "kaffe" (coffee, but its spelled "kaffee" in German).
  59. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 5:43 pm
    OMG you people really don`t realize that it is INTENDED to be funny IT IS INTENDED TO BE FUNNY... READ THEM OUT LOUD BEFORE YOU SPOUT OFF AT THE MOUTH (or keyboard)
  60. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    January 4, 2011 at 8:11 pm
    Tsk! The third translation is OBVIOUSLY in Austrian! Obama said so!
  61. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
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    January 5, 2011 at 5:42 pm
    hehehehehe, oolala and knakkers...
  62. Profile photo of minigeko
    minigeko Male 18-29
    149 posts
    January 7, 2011 at 7:17 pm
    It`s not any other language... it just wants to sound german, read it out loud in a german-type voisce

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