Transform Your iPhone Into A Stun Gun

Submitted by: CrakrJak 6 years ago in Funny

It"s 90,000 volts of zappiness--here"s how it works.
There are 33 comments:
Male 301
Guys, he is wearing an MIT shirt. It`s legit.
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Male 1,548
faek, but what you CAN do is rip apart an old disposable camera and expose the leads that are supposed to go to the flash. charge the flash and it will be a powerful stun gun.
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Male 5,413
Well if anyone had an IPhone I would just punch them in the face with my cheese grater anyway.
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Male 6,694
Dont taze me bro. ! ! !
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Male 217
I-IS-BORED: I never disagreed with crakrjak, I just shot down his theory that a 7V iphone could instantly turn into a 90 KV stun gun with the accessory just because a police taser uses a 9V battery.

I never disagreed with the fact that police tasers indeed use 9V batteries, I just pointed out that they take awhile to charge the capacitor, and that they are not instant energy machines like the media would like us to believe.
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Male 5,624
F*CK THESE GUYS! I AM GONNA SUE!!
This violates my Touch Pro2 defibrillator patent!
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Male 2,419
And NONE of this changes the fact that it`s a viral ad campaign, STUN fone. STUN as in the guys that did Conan`s advertisements.
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Male 2,419
@RPGillespie
Wtf? You just corrected the idiots that keep saying "step up transformer" by pointing out that a stun gun makes use of a capacitor and then you go on to call it impossible by the laws of physics? And where exactly did CrakrJak say anything that you just disagreed with? All he said was police tazers have 9V batteries.
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Male 2,419
@CJ
The 20 pounds is referring to K3vin (note the K3vin in front of that entire paragraph) saying that it`s a step up transformer from 7V to 90KV, such a transformer would have 90,000 turns on one side for every 7 turns on the other (HUGE coil). Maybe you should read all of his post. At the very least read this part

"CrakrJak: Yes, Police tazers use 9V batteries, but the difference is that police tazers use that battery to charge a high-voltage capacitor. Once a tazer is discharged, it takes a while for the capacitor to recharge."

He didn`t say a capacitor weighs 20 pounds, he didn`t even disagree with you so I`m not sure why he made the response.

For future reference, when making an html joke the end tag is written </sarcasm>.
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Male 336
where`s the android version? ;)
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Male 17,512
RPGillespie: Yeah, Those stun guns that cops use weigh 20 pounds. <sarcasm>

The amperage is not what disrupts the muscles in the human body, with a taser. The high voltage interferes with the natural signal the human nervous system uses.

High amperage kills, tasers are designed to deliver low amperage so they won`t be lethal.
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Male 1,625
Pshhhh. I wanna see an iphone lightsaber.
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Male 217
Also, the following people fail for ridiculing 5Cats when he was correct:
CrakrJak
K3vin (By the way, even though a transformer could in theory step up the voltage to 90,000 volts (and you`d need about 20 pounds of copper coils to do this), so much current would be lost in the process that you wouldn`t feel a thing if someone tried to "stun" you. After all, current is what actually "shocks" you)
Ru1n
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Male 217
Also, aside from the fact that this "invention" defies the laws of physics, a quick google search of this device reveals it as a hoax (If you don`t believe me just google `stun fone hoax`).
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Male 217
Wow, Photoshopped... I mean After Effected. It`s obvious that this is fake. The iphone has a 7V battery output, yet it is able to *instantly* produce 90,000 volts across the two leads as soon as it`s plugged in? FAKE!

CrakrJak: Yes, Police tazers use 9V batteries, but the difference is that police tazers use that battery to charge a high-voltage capacitor. Once a tazer is discharged, it takes a while for the capacitor to recharge.
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Male 339
@jamie76: really? one of the worst phones out there... your kidding right? dont get me wrong i have a droid and love it, but really... the iphone? the worst? whats your basis for this?
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Male 1,266
@5cats.. ah yes i forgot that the black belt has a -15% electricity damage status to it`s equip
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Male 2,345
too bad you have to buy one of the worse phones out there to use it...
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Male 17,512
5Cats: they use 9 volt batteries in most police tazers. So yeah, a 7 volt battery can do this, it just won`t be as powerful.
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Male 15,510
Random fun!
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Male 25,417
Thats scary but the iphone batteries dont last so as long as your getting mugged when you walk outside your house witha fully charged phone your safe, just dont rely on it at the next block
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Male 487
@5Cats

You fail

Step up transformer

derp
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Male 76
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Male 44
@5Cats Congratulations, you know nothing about electricity. :)
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Male 14,331
So fake and lame when the kung fu guy got "shocked" he had ahold of the other guys arm do the math.
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Male 592
not what happens when you get shocked.
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Male 40,277
Fake! A 7 volt battery cannot produce 90K volts, eh?
Plus that `black belt` went down kinda easy...
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Male 2,419
Fake btw
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Male 3,327
If you are not being attacked, as the poor woman who`s idiot boyfriend cheated on her was not, and you use this or any other type of stun gun, it`s is assault. Right or wrong, deserved or undeserved, it`s assault, so keep that in mind before you turn your iPhone on your cheating partner.
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Male 79
wow i`m surprised that that this is actually real...
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Female 165
Real? o.O
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Male 180
I`ll laugh when people shock themselves while they`re on their phones.
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Male 17,512
Link: Transform Your iPhone Into A Stun Gun [Rate Link] - It`s 90,000 volts of zappiness--here`s how it works.
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