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Date: 01/04/11 09:46 AM

33 Responses to Transform Your iPhone Into A Stun Gun

  1. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 9:11 am
    Link: Transform Your iPhone Into A Stun Gun - It`s 90,000 volts of zappiness--here`s how it works.
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    elderban99 Male 40-49
    180 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 9:52 am
    I`ll laugh when people shock themselves while they`re on their phones.
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    Blutdurstig Female 18-29
    165 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 9:53 am
    Real? o.O
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    rgu3t0 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 10:11 am
    wow i`m surprised that that this is actually real...
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 11:00 am
    If you are not being attacked, as the poor woman who`s idiot boyfriend cheated on her was not, and you use this or any other type of stun gun, it`s is assault. Right or wrong, deserved or undeserved, it`s assault, so keep that in mind before you turn your iPhone on your cheating partner.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 11:17 am
    Fake btw
  7. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32786 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 11:47 am
    Fake! A 7 volt battery cannot produce 90K volts, eh?
    Plus that `black belt` went down kinda easy...
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    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 11:55 am
    not what happens when you get shocked.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    So fake and lame when the kung fu guy got "shocked" he had ahold of the other guys arm do the math.
  10. Profile photo of Ru1n
    Ru1n Male 18-29
    44 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    @5Cats Congratulations, you know nothing about electricity. :)
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    weebazweebaz Male 30-39
    76 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    proper stun gun lol
  12. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 12:22 pm
    @5Cats

    You fail

    Step up transformer

    derp
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    Thats scary but the iphone batteries dont last so as long as your getting mugged when you walk outside your house witha fully charged phone your safe, just dont rely on it at the next block
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    Random fun!
  15. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    5Cats: they use 9 volt batteries in most police tazers. So yeah, a 7 volt battery can do this, it just won`t be as powerful.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    too bad you have to buy one of the worse phones out there to use it...
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    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    @5cats.. ah yes i forgot that the black belt has a -15% electricity damage status to it`s equip
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    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    @jamie76: really? one of the worst phones out there... your kidding right? dont get me wrong i have a droid and love it, but really... the iphone? the worst? whats your basis for this?
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    RPGillespie Male 13-17
    217 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 4:14 pm
    Wow, Photoshopped... I mean After Effected. It`s obvious that this is fake. The iphone has a 7V battery output, yet it is able to *instantly* produce 90,000 volts across the two leads as soon as it`s plugged in? FAKE!

    CrakrJak: Yes, Police tazers use 9V batteries, but the difference is that police tazers use that battery to charge a high-voltage capacitor. Once a tazer is discharged, it takes a while for the capacitor to recharge.
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    RPGillespie Male 13-17
    217 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 4:18 pm
    Also, aside from the fact that this "invention" defies the laws of physics, a quick google search of this device reveals it as a hoax (If you don`t believe me just google `stun fone hoax`).
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    RPGillespie Male 13-17
    217 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    Also, the following people fail for ridiculing 5Cats when he was correct:
    CrakrJak
    K3vin (By the way, even though a transformer could in theory step up the voltage to 90,000 volts (and you`d need about 20 pounds of copper coils to do this), so much current would be lost in the process that you wouldn`t feel a thing if someone tried to "stun" you. After all, current is what actually "shocks" you)
    Ru1n
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 5:02 pm
    Pshhhh. I wanna see an iphone lightsaber.
  23. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    RPGillespie: Yeah, Those stun guns that cops use weigh 20 pounds. <sarcasm>

    The amperage is not what disrupts the muscles in the human body, with a taser. The high voltage interferes with the natural signal the human nervous system uses.

    High amperage kills, tasers are designed to deliver low amperage so they won`t be lethal.
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    ilfg Male 18-29
    336 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    where`s the android version? ;)
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 11:49 pm
    @CJ
    The 20 pounds is referring to K3vin (note the K3vin in front of that entire paragraph) saying that it`s a step up transformer from 7V to 90KV, such a transformer would have 90,000 turns on one side for every 7 turns on the other (HUGE coil). Maybe you should read all of his post. At the very least read this part

    "CrakrJak: Yes, Police tazers use 9V batteries, but the difference is that police tazers use that battery to charge a high-voltage capacitor. Once a tazer is discharged, it takes a while for the capacitor to recharge."

    He didn`t say a capacitor weighs 20 pounds, he didn`t even disagree with you so I`m not sure why he made the response.

    For future reference, when making an html joke the end tag is written </sarcasm>.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 11:49 pm
    @RPGillespie
    Wtf? You just corrected the idiots that keep saying "step up transformer" by pointing out that a stun gun makes use of a capacitor and then you go on to call it impossible by the laws of physics? And where exactly did CrakrJak say anything that you just disagreed with? All he said was police tazers have 9V batteries.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 11:51 pm
    And NONE of this changes the fact that it`s a viral ad campaign, STUN fone. STUN as in the guys that did Conan`s advertisements.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:13 am
    F*CK THESE GUYS! I AM GONNA SUE!!
    This violates my Touch Pro2 defibrillator patent!
  29. Profile photo of RPGillespie
    RPGillespie Male 13-17
    217 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 7:19 am
    I-IS-BORED: I never disagreed with crakrjak, I just shot down his theory that a 7V iphone could instantly turn into a 90 KV stun gun with the accessory just because a police taser uses a 9V battery.

    I never disagreed with the fact that police tasers indeed use 9V batteries, I just pointed out that they take awhile to charge the capacitor, and that they are not instant energy machines like the media would like us to believe.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 9:14 am
    Dont taze me bro. ! ! !
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    Well if anyone had an IPhone I would just punch them in the face with my cheese grater anyway.
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    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    faek, but what you CAN do is rip apart an old disposable camera and expose the leads that are supposed to go to the flash. charge the flash and it will be a powerful stun gun.
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    spazking Male 18-29
    301 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 6:15 pm
    Guys, he is wearing an MIT shirt. It`s legit.

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