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Date: 01/26/11 04:31 PM

103 Responses to This Poo Is Bananas! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Englandrocks
    Englandrocks Female 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    Link: This Poo Is Bananas! - How soon before you get sick of eating these things breakfast, lunch and dinner?
  2. Profile photo of cuttydiamond
    cuttydiamond Male 30-39
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    January 26, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    Who`s going to be the first non-nice individual to point out that they are plantains, not bananas. (I guess me)
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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    plantains... >.>
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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    Darn... cutty beat me to it...
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    Skythe Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 5:01 pm
    After waking up in my banana hut, on my banana bed, I reach over and grab a delicious banana breakfast.
    Then, after a refreshing banana shower, I make some banana coffee and walk my banana dog.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    January 26, 2011 at 5:07 pm
    Plantains??? Yes, we have no bananas, we have no...
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    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 5:11 pm

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    soulsender76 Male 30-39
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    January 26, 2011 at 5:12 pm
    Ring! Ring! Ring! Banana Phone!

    <Plantain Phones don`t ring!>
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    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 5:16 pm
    They`re more than likely going to be shipped. There, I`m done ruining things for you now.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
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    January 26, 2011 at 5:22 pm
    Wonder which one is the Tally-Man?
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    handys003 Male 50-59
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    January 26, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    I should hope so they are going to be shipped. Freaking banana trees grow like weeds where I`m from.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 5:33 pm
    Imagine all the patacon you could do with those
  13. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
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    January 26, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    this poo is bananas.
  14. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    January 26, 2011 at 5:37 pm
    daylight come and me wanna go home
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    madest Male 40-49
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    January 26, 2011 at 5:44 pm
    I had a day job a long time ago where I had to unload a boxcar full of bananas so this makes me wince.
  16. Profile photo of Goldfishgal
    Goldfishgal Female 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    Those are plantains....
  17. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    B-A-N-A-N-A-S...
  18. Profile photo of tlshaman
    tlshaman Male 13-17
    378 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 5:50 pm
    this banana is poops
  19. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 5:59 pm
    They`ve found Donkey Kong`s stolen banana hoard!
  20. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 6:10 pm
    Learn 2 plantains. Anyway, did you know that the breed of bananas that our parents ate were a different breed than the one we eat now but because of the extreme monoculture it was wiped out by disease? And it tasted better too.
  21. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
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    January 26, 2011 at 6:12 pm
    hey mr taliman tali me bananas
  22. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
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    January 26, 2011 at 6:20 pm
    @Goldfishgal
    They still come from the banana family.

    Hey why is a Plantain considered a vegetable and the banana are considered a fruit? Even though they come from the same banana family.
  23. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    January 26, 2011 at 6:29 pm
    Those are plantains.

    I`m sure someone already said it. I didn`t look.
  24. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 6:31 pm
    They aren`t considered a vegetable.

    Remember this forever: Seeds inside = Fruit. Seeds outside = vegetable.
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    I want to be there
  26. Profile photo of MSWright88
    MSWright88 Female 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    People think plantains are a vegetable because they aren`t sweet like bananas. They are actually starchy and taste very much like a raw potato when eaten raw. That`s why most times when it is consumed it is either grilled or fried, then seasoned.
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    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 6:58 pm
    Bananas,

    Bananas everywhere.
  28. Profile photo of trelina
    trelina Female 18-29
    249 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 6:59 pm
    @auburn

    not even close
  29. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    January 26, 2011 at 7:05 pm
    @trelina:

    Prove it. Tell me one vegetable that has seeds inside it. Tell me one fruit that has seeds on the outside.

    PS. Berries are not fruit or vegetables, they are flowers. Also, a potato is neither one. It`s a root.
  30. Profile photo of Thdot
    Thdot Male 30-39
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    January 26, 2011 at 7:09 pm
    @auburnjunky
    That is not true. If it has seeds it is a fruit. Vegetable is a culinary term, not a botanical term. Its definition has no scientific value.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 7:14 pm
    REALLY? NO mentions to Donkey Kong on the immediately displayed posts? Seriously IAB? I am dissapoint.
  32. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 7:20 pm
    Botanically speaking, the fruit is essentially the ovary of any angiosperm, so a tomato is a fruit, however for commercial/culinary purposes it is legally considered a vegetable. Of course there are other examples of this but the tomato argument is the one most people are familiar with. Auburn`s rule only applies to scientific douchebags, however it is how most angiosperms are classified. The culinary rule is generally that if you eat it before or during your meal it is a vegetable and if you eat it as a snack or for dessert and it`s sweet it is probably a fruit for all practical purposes. Also blueberries are fruit and not berries, just thought it was interesting.
  33. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    January 26, 2011 at 7:20 pm
    @thdot:

    This is taken from Wikipedia;

    "Lettuce (Lactuca sativa) is a temperate annual or biennial plant of the daisy family Asteraceae. It is most often grown as a leaf vegetable."
  34. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    January 26, 2011 at 7:21 pm
    kingpong it technically correct.

    I forgot about blueberries, as they are closer to grapes than they are raspberries, blackberries, or strawberries.
  35. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    January 26, 2011 at 7:22 pm
    "Auburn`s rule only applies to scientific douchebags,"

    HAHAHA this made me smile.
  36. Profile photo of lisalezah
    lisalezah Female 18-29
    255 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 7:26 pm
    There is no formal botanical distinction between bananas and plantains, and the use of either term is based purely on how the fruits are consumed.
  37. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 7:29 pm
    Damn straight I`m right. And vegetable is most definitely a botanical term used to (generally) describe short leafy plants with shallow roots.
  38. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 7:31 pm
    auburnjunky: How about you list all your fascinating (read boring) comments in one post so the top 5 is not taken up by one person!
  39. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 7:35 pm
    I once took a botanical class... this was a long time ago (and I`m not going to google before I comment)... but I remember that strawberries were considered `inside out` because their seeds are on the outside. And it also seemed like most things I thought were vegetables, were not. And they were mostly defined by being green and fibrous.
    And apples and pears are called pomes (which is one of my favorite words in all the world).

    ....
  40. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 7:36 pm
    this is driving me bananas, aren`t they a type of grass? or am i just making a monkey of myself?
  41. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 7:40 pm
    Bananas are neither fruit nor vegitable, but rather a hybrid of nuts, dairy, and meat products. Manufactured in a similar fasion as hotdogs. But due to their low prodution value they spoil quickly.


  42. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 7:40 pm
    coldCanuck, the plant is an herb but the fruit is a berry, and berries are fruits.
  43. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 7:42 pm
    @kingpong:

    Your mother told you, if you don`t have anything nice to say, then STFU! ;)
  44. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 7:47 pm
    @Auburn, my entire family thrives on being dicks to each other, so she definitely never said that, but I know my poo about food and feel it is my duty to illuminate the path of the unenlightened in the ways of comestibles.
  45. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 7:50 pm
    Hey Kingpong, I got nothin` but love for ya.

    I mean fivezones when I posted the STFU. Sorry.
  46. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 7:54 pm
    Good, but I will cut your dick off and mail it to your mother with the scrotum as an envelope if you ever challenge me on some food related issue.
  47. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 7:56 pm
    My mom is dead yo.
  48. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 7:59 pm
    I will find a way if need be. Don`t worry about the details but it will happen if it becomes necessary.
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    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 7:59 pm
    The drating heading is not nearly as god damn funny as if they could actually say poo like drat and poo.
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    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 8:02 pm
    "Bananas are neither fruit nor vegitable, but rather a hybrid of nuts, dairy, and meat products. Manufactured in a similar fasion as hotdogs. But due to their low prodution value they spoil quickly."

    I haven`t seen more bullpoo in one place before in my life. Okay, that`s not true, but this is bullpoo.
  51. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    January 26, 2011 at 8:04 pm
    @gasmask:

    6th rule of Fight Club: You do NOT question CoyoteKing.
  52. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 8:05 pm
    Actually 6th rule is no shirt, no shoes. could be the 9th rule though.
  53. Profile photo of pyrrhios
    pyrrhios Male 30-39
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    January 26, 2011 at 8:06 pm
    Those are plantains.
  54. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    January 26, 2011 at 8:18 pm
    Oops. 9th rule.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
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    January 26, 2011 at 8:21 pm
    @CoyoteKing
    They don`t spoil if you put them in the freezer.
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    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 8:23 pm
    I would make a joke about bananas and black people, but I`ll take the slightly more tasteful and less racist route and go with a simple question...
    Planet of the apes slave camp?... damn, still kinda racist :/
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    xblackstarx Male 13-17
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    January 26, 2011 at 8:39 pm
    Don`t tell kingkong
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    rammo34 Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 8:41 pm

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    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 8:48 pm
    Dk would rape that
  60. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 9:03 pm
    b a n a n a s
  61. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 9:04 pm
    Thank you auburnjunky. your quote is now my new profile info.
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    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 9:16 pm
    D3rAnG3d "still kinda racist :/" ...and kinda unfunny :|
  63. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    January 26, 2011 at 9:23 pm
    LOL change it to rule #9. I fudged it up.
  64. Profile photo of shreza
    shreza Female 13-17
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    January 26, 2011 at 9:31 pm
    Thats Too much....

    May be you must see this :)
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    January 26, 2011 at 10:08 pm
    Maybe I`m aging myself here, but....

    "YES, We have no bananas.... We have no bananas today..."

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    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 10:24 pm
    This sh-t is bananas B A N A N A S

    I now realize most of you want to punch me. Please do.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
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    January 26, 2011 at 10:46 pm
    @shreza

    Selling cars now?
  68. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
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    January 26, 2011 at 10:50 pm
    @shreza

    Selling cars now?
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 11:09 pm
    Just Donkey Kong`s stash. NBD
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    January 26, 2011 at 11:09 pm
    Now count them!
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 11:11 pm
    I actually found that music video sexy.
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 11:35 pm
    i think those are plantains
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    Yoeri Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 11:40 pm
    Reminds me of the DK cave, in Donkey kong country on the snes
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    Zepher Female 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 11:42 pm
    aren`t those plantains?
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 11:44 pm
    I must be doing something wrong because all my bananas are yellow
  76. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 12:21 am
    alright auburnjunky, i changed it to 9
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    madduck Female 50-59
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    January 27, 2011 at 12:28 am
    Yup- Plantains!
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    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
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    January 27, 2011 at 12:39 am
    I think they`re setting up for Donkey Kong the Movie.
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    Lyannovitch Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 1:08 am
    @Matholameu: LOL!

    @sOrd3dvis1on.......you didn`t just say that did you...?
    May god have mercy on your soul....
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    03Chris03 Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 1:33 am
    why do they have bananas and not watermelons haaha
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 3:40 am
    they are searching for this bastard-->
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    gary8162 Male 40-49
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    January 27, 2011 at 7:12 am
    @ 03Chris03
    Hey pal, this isn`t "YNC". Let`s keep the racist comments off of here o.k.? That crap has never been funny.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    January 27, 2011 at 7:15 am
    Lulz @ SvampeBob !
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    January 27, 2011 at 7:43 am
    We`ve already established they are plantains guys lol.
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    inversegrav Male 30-39
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    January 27, 2011 at 7:46 am
    my God! those are not bananas! those are plantains! WE`RE DOOMED!
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    January 27, 2011 at 7:47 am
    I like a good banana just as much as the next guy but . . . DANG !
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    collegebound Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 9:03 am
    "oh hurp durp those are plantains!"

    idgaf :| let me enjoy the joke...
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    ericka225 Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 10:24 am
    lol well i was gonna say i think those are plantains but everyone already beat meh too it so i think instead ill jus say holy poo batman
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    mclovin973 Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 11:46 am
    Dk would rape that
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    Nintenutts Male 13-17
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    January 27, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    "oh hurp durp those are plantains!"

    umm, there is no formal botanical distinction between bananas and plantains, and the use of either term is based purely on how the fruits are consumed.
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    Nintenutts Male 13-17
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    January 27, 2011 at 1:15 pm
    Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
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    regediT Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 1:33 pm
    @mclovin LOL
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    January 27, 2011 at 1:35 pm

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    mal_BB Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 2:53 pm
    Donkey Kong`s wet dream.
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    XD
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    panda_chaos Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 7:46 pm
    You know what would go great with this? More bananas.
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    kdpyle Male 13-17
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    January 27, 2011 at 9:29 pm
    suddenly . . .
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    MichiPenny Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 11:49 pm
    They look like plantains. Which are actually more savory than sweet. They taste good mashed with butter, eggs and bacon. yes.
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    Micktrex Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 6:48 am
    Wonder how many banana spiders are in that picture.
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    Facehooker Female 30-39
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    January 28, 2011 at 1:33 pm
    Come Mr. Tally-man, tally me banana, daylight come and me wan go home....
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    PfulHouse Male 30-39
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    January 28, 2011 at 1:37 pm
    Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs.
    Bananas in pajamas are coming down in pairs.
    Bananas in pajamas are chasing teddy bears...
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    aersixb9 Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2011 at 10:57 pm
    That isn`t very many bananas. It is one truck full, however if the growing land had large trees and natural fertilizer (animals), the production area could be around that size with very little human input and mechanically assisted picking. Note the fuel for the truck was tricky, and required a very deep hole and a lot of fire.
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