This Poo Is Bananas! [Pic]

Submitted by: Englandrocks 6 years ago in Funny

How soon before you get sick of eating these things breakfast, lunch and dinner?
There are 103 comments:
Male 26
That isn`t very many bananas. It is one truck full, however if the growing land had large trees and natural fertilizer (animals), the production area could be around that size with very little human input and mechanically assisted picking. Note the fuel for the truck was tricky, and required a very deep hole and a lot of fire.
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Male 371
Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs.
Bananas in pajamas are coming down in pairs.
Bananas in pajamas are chasing teddy bears...
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Female 68
Come Mr. Tally-man, tally me banana, daylight come and me wan go home....
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Male 141
Wonder how many banana spiders are in that picture.
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Male 5,189
B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
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Female 51
They look like plantains. Which are actually more savory than sweet. They taste good mashed with butter, eggs and bacon. yes.
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Male 10
suddenly . . .
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Female 235
You know what would go great with this? More bananas.
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Female 5,222
XD
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Male 1,231
Donkey Kong`s wet dream.
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Male 2,688

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Male 716
@mclovin LOL
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Male 91
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
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Male 91
"oh hurp durp those are plantains!"

umm, there is no formal botanical distinction between bananas and plantains, and the use of either term is based purely on how the fruits are consumed.
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Male 407
Dk would rape that
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Female 219
lol well i was gonna say i think those are plantains but everyone already beat meh too it so i think instead ill jus say holy poo batman
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Male 3,745
"oh hurp durp those are plantains!"

idgaf :| let me enjoy the joke...
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Male 6,693
I like a good banana just as much as the next guy but . . . DANG !
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Male 770
my God! those are not bananas! those are plantains! WE`RE DOOMED!
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Male 10,338
We`ve already established they are plantains guys lol.
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Male 5,194
Lulz @ SvampeBob !
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Male 946
@ 03Chris03
Hey pal, this isn`t "YNC". Let`s keep the racist comments off of here o.k.? That crap has never been funny.
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Male 3,076
they are searching for this bastard-->
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Male 2
why do they have bananas and not watermelons haaha
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Female 262
@Matholameu: LOL!

@sOrd3dvis1on.......you didn`t just say that did you...?
May god have mercy on your soul....
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Male 493
I think they`re setting up for Donkey Kong the Movie.
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Female 8,055
Yup- Plantains!
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Male 2,988
alright auburnjunky, i changed it to 9
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Male 2,388
I must be doing something wrong because all my bananas are yellow
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Female 414
aren`t those plantains?
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Male 376
Reminds me of the DK cave, in Donkey kong country on the snes
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Male 1,744
i think those are plantains
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Male 10,440
I actually found that music video sexy.
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Male 25,416
Now count them!
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Male 2,034
Just Donkey Kong`s stash. NBD
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Male 2,402
@shreza

Selling cars now?
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Male 2,402
@shreza

Selling cars now?
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Male 2,441
This sh-t is bananas B A N A N A S

I now realize most of you want to punch me. Please do.
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Male 2,688
Maybe I`m aging myself here, but....

"YES, We have no bananas.... We have no bananas today..."

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Female 7
Thats Too much....

May be you must see this :)
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Male 10,338
LOL change it to rule #9. I fudged it up.
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Male 586
D3rAnG3d "still kinda racist :/" ...and kinda unfunny :|
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Male 2,988
Thank you auburnjunky. your quote is now my new profile info.
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Female 850
b a n a n a s
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Male 407
Dk would rape that
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Male 1,116

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Male 42
Don`t tell kingkong
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Male 1,598
I would make a joke about bananas and black people, but I`ll take the slightly more tasteful and less racist route and go with a simple question...
Planet of the apes slave camp?... damn, still kinda racist :/
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Male 2,402
@CoyoteKing
They don`t spoil if you put them in the freezer.
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Male 10,338
Oops. 9th rule.
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Male 185
Those are plantains.
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Male 639
Actually 6th rule is no shirt, no shoes. could be the 9th rule though.
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Male 10,338
@gasmask:

6th rule of Fight Club: You do NOT question CoyoteKing.
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Male 694
"Bananas are neither fruit nor vegitable, but rather a hybrid of nuts, dairy, and meat products. Manufactured in a similar fasion as hotdogs. But due to their low prodution value they spoil quickly."

I haven`t seen more bullpoo in one place before in my life. Okay, that`s not true, but this is bullpoo.
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Male 1,249
The drating heading is not nearly as god damn funny as if they could actually say poo like drat and poo.
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Male 639
I will find a way if need be. Don`t worry about the details but it will happen if it becomes necessary.
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Male 10,338
My mom is dead yo.
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Male 639
Good, but I will cut your dick off and mail it to your mother with the scrotum as an envelope if you ever challenge me on some food related issue.
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Male 10,338
Hey Kingpong, I got nothin` but love for ya.

I mean fivezones when I posted the STFU. Sorry.
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Male 639
@Auburn, my entire family thrives on being dicks to each other, so she definitely never said that, but I know my poo about food and feel it is my duty to illuminate the path of the unenlightened in the ways of comestibles.
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Male 10,338
@kingpong:

Your mother told you, if you don`t have anything nice to say, then STFU! ;)
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Male 639
coldCanuck, the plant is an herb but the fruit is a berry, and berries are fruits.
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Male 2,988
Bananas are neither fruit nor vegitable, but rather a hybrid of nuts, dairy, and meat products. Manufactured in a similar fasion as hotdogs. But due to their low prodution value they spoil quickly.


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Male 296
this is driving me bananas, aren`t they a type of grass? or am i just making a monkey of myself?
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Female 2,674
I once took a botanical class... this was a long time ago (and I`m not going to google before I comment)... but I remember that strawberries were considered `inside out` because their seeds are on the outside. And it also seemed like most things I thought were vegetables, were not. And they were mostly defined by being green and fibrous.
And apples and pears are called pomes (which is one of my favorite words in all the world).

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Male 1,021
auburnjunky: How about you list all your fascinating (read boring) comments in one post so the top 5 is not taken up by one person!
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Male 639
Damn straight I`m right. And vegetable is most definitely a botanical term used to (generally) describe short leafy plants with shallow roots.
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Female 255
There is no formal botanical distinction between bananas and plantains, and the use of either term is based purely on how the fruits are consumed.
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Male 10,338
"Auburn`s rule only applies to scientific douchebags,"

HAHAHA this made me smile.
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Male 10,338
kingpong it technically correct.

I forgot about blueberries, as they are closer to grapes than they are raspberries, blackberries, or strawberries.
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Male 10,338
@thdot:

This is taken from Wikipedia;

"Lettuce (Lactuca sativa) is a temperate annual or biennial plant of the daisy family Asteraceae. It is most often grown as a leaf vegetable."
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Male 639
Botanically speaking, the fruit is essentially the ovary of any angiosperm, so a tomato is a fruit, however for commercial/culinary purposes it is legally considered a vegetable. Of course there are other examples of this but the tomato argument is the one most people are familiar with. Auburn`s rule only applies to scientific douchebags, however it is how most angiosperms are classified. The culinary rule is generally that if you eat it before or during your meal it is a vegetable and if you eat it as a snack or for dessert and it`s sweet it is probably a fruit for all practical purposes. Also blueberries are fruit and not berries, just thought it was interesting.
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Male 4,793
REALLY? NO mentions to Donkey Kong on the immediately displayed posts? Seriously IAB? I am dissapoint.
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Male 657
@auburnjunky
That is not true. If it has seeds it is a fruit. Vegetable is a culinary term, not a botanical term. Its definition has no scientific value.
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Male 10,338
@trelina:

Prove it. Tell me one vegetable that has seeds inside it. Tell me one fruit that has seeds on the outside.

PS. Berries are not fruit or vegetables, they are flowers. Also, a potato is neither one. It`s a root.
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Female 249
@auburn

not even close
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Male 1,081
Bananas,

Bananas everywhere.
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Female 45
People think plantains are a vegetable because they aren`t sweet like bananas. They are actually starchy and taste very much like a raw potato when eaten raw. That`s why most times when it is consumed it is either grilled or fried, then seasoned.
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Male 2,579
I want to be there
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Male 10,338
They aren`t considered a vegetable.

Remember this forever: Seeds inside = Fruit. Seeds outside = vegetable.
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Male 10,338
Those are plantains.

I`m sure someone already said it. I didn`t look.
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Male 2,402
@Goldfishgal
They still come from the banana family.

Hey why is a Plantain considered a vegetable and the banana are considered a fruit? Even though they come from the same banana family.
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Male 2,056
hey mr taliman tali me bananas
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Female 3,562
Learn 2 plantains. Anyway, did you know that the breed of bananas that our parents ate were a different breed than the one we eat now but because of the extreme monoculture it was wiped out by disease? And it tasted better too.
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Female 527
They`ve found Donkey Kong`s stolen banana hoard!
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Male 378
this banana is poops
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Male 3,745
B-A-N-A-N-A-S...
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Female 426
Those are plantains....
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Male 7,378
I had a day job a long time ago where I had to unload a boxcar full of bananas so this makes me wince.
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Male 39,929
daylight come and me wanna go home
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Female 1,356
this poo is bananas.
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Male 15,510
Imagine all the patacon you could do with those
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Male 2,402
I should hope so they are going to be shipped. Freaking banana trees grow like weeds where I`m from.
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Male 3,477
Wonder which one is the Tally-Man?
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Male 1,958
They`re more than likely going to be shipped. There, I`m done ruining things for you now.
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Male 182
Ring! Ring! Ring! Banana Phone!

<Plantain Phones don`t ring!>
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Male 683

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Male 8,300
Plantains??? Yes, we have no bananas, we have no...
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Male 965
After waking up in my banana hut, on my banana bed, I reach over and grab a delicious banana breakfast.
Then, after a refreshing banana shower, I make some banana coffee and walk my banana dog.
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Male 1,244
Darn... cutty beat me to it...
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Male 1,244
plantains... >.>
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Male 23
Who`s going to be the first non-nice individual to point out that they are plantains, not bananas. (I guess me)
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Female 491
Link: This Poo Is Bananas! [Pic] [Rate Link] - How soon before you get sick of eating these things breakfast, lunch and dinner?
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