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Date: 01/01/11 08:36 PM

55 Responses to This Mobile ATM Van Looks Completely Safe [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 8:37 pm
    Link: This Mobile ATM Van Looks Completely Safe - What could go possible wrong with your finances here?
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    LanceVance Male 13-17
    46 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 8:42 pm
    anybody gonna call that number??
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 8:52 pm
    They cant even fit a normal wheel to it. Why would I put my card in it?
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    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
    311 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 8:52 pm
    I wonder how many people actually fell for this...
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 9:07 pm
    What purpose does a mobile ATM machine have with utility ladders?
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    savemejebus Female 30-39
    143 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 9:11 pm
    No f`ing way lmfao
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    madhatter83 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 9:15 pm
    only in LA...
  8. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 9:36 pm
    Not armored? You`re just asking for trouble.
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36216 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 9:41 pm
    I hate to One Up anybody.... much.... but I can top this.

    Here`s a Mobile Sperm Bank.


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    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 9:41 pm
    eh, phone number, license plate, picture of vehicle and owners/users of said vehicle..set :P

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    MizMeg Female 18-29
    98 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 10:02 pm
    someone should call it..
  12. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 10:10 pm
    Looks legit.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 10:35 pm
    Not armored? You`re just asking for trouble.

    Not if you`re packing a couple of 9mm`s.
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    ChickODee Female 18-29
    152 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 10:42 pm
    Not only are these "What could possibly go wrong?" jokes getting old, this isn`t even funny. Also, the epic amount of reposts is really off-putting as well.
  15. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 11:10 pm
    "Not if you`re packing a couple of 9mm`s."

    You mean the weakest gun you can carry? 9mm is like a pellet gun. If you want to do any damage you have to empty the entire clip and then some.
  16. Profile photo of Kagenbesexy
    Kagenbesexy Male 18-29
    69 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 11:31 pm
    So I can come and shoot you a couple times with a 9mm? No problem right? it`s just a bb gun
  17. Profile photo of IrishJesus
    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 12:57 am
    9mm rounds are like BB`s? Have you seen 9mm rounds? They`re no 45`s, but they make 22`s look like tinker toys, which makes BB`s look like...well, nothing.

    Anyone who takes a shot from a 9mm in the torso has a very good chance of getting a critical wound, as with 45`s. Sounds to me like someone has a size complex.
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    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 1:02 am
    Corpsecrank you are a perfect example of why gun controls are required.
  19. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 1:14 am
    Ah, America. The land where everyone has a handgun in their car. America, god bless you. If only every vehicle had a loaded gun hidden in the glove-box, the world would be so much better than it is now. There`d be no crime for a start.

    Right?

    Right.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2346 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 1:18 am
    corpsecrank

    you don`t know much about guns, that is very obvious. First off, a 9mm is not even close to the weakest gun you can carry. 32`s have much less muzzle velocity and yet still have stopping power. By comparison, a 9mm is much more powerful. While it is not the most powerful handgun out there, it has more than enough power to penetrate ANY part of the human body, including the skull (which only takes 10psi to do) or the sternum, which is the closest part of the body to natural armor.

    many cops (have 4 in my family) carry 9mm. Why? because they have ample stopping power, are lightweight and highly accurate at more than 25 yards, which for a handgun is very good.

    learn something about guns, then make the comment.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2346 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 1:21 am
    Davymid,

    Ah Canada, the land where...umm..where....uhhh...crap, there is not a damn thing special or significant enough about Canada to make a comment like this...sorry.

    back to obscurity with you!
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 2:21 am
    My god- how does this so rapidly turn into a spat about guns? What connection is there between an old white van and guns???
  23. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 2:58 am
    Wow didn`t expect my comment to trigger a debate on firepower. BOOM!!!


    But honestly I think they`ll need SMGs for security.
  24. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 3:09 am
    Imagine the atm fees!
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 4:02 am
    Sniff I smell a scam
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 5:16 am
    Don`t you ever think of how stupid and primitive a gun is sometimes? Using a small explosion to propel a little piece of metal, the technology has barely changed since the days of muskets and cannons. I really don`t understand why many Americans have such a fixation on them. Surely in these modern times you don`t need to kill a person to stop them?

    On topic: lol
  27. Profile photo of Fincherian
    Fincherian Male 18-29
    39 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 5:33 am
    Killing people hasn`t changed since forever.
  28. Profile photo of FinePoint
    FinePoint Male 18-29
    161 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 5:45 am
    and with only a $1.75 surcharge how can you say no?! :D
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 6:44 am
    If anyone is looking at this post, thinking, "Hmmm, that doesn`t look all that unsafe to me", I`d like to tell you about a great investment opportunity that I have for you! Just hit me up IM-style and I`ll tell you where to send the money, er, I meant, your *investment*. ;-)
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    NightHack Male 18-29
    204 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 7:37 am
    Danthew: spoken like someone who knows absolutely nothing about guns. The "little pieces of metal" themselves have changed drastically over the years as have the methods by which said projectiles are expelled. Read a book.
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    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 7:50 am
    "Danthew: spoken like someone who knows absolutely nothing about guns. The "little pieces of metal" themselves have changed drastically over the years as have the methods by which said projectiles are expelled. Read a book."

    Your comment is motivated by your affection for firearms. Please do not have an affection for functional firearms.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 8:08 am
    "Not only are these "What could possibly go wrong?" jokes getting old, this isn`t even funny. Also, the epic amount of reposts is really off-putting as well."

    Yeah, well YOU`RE getting old and offputting.
  33. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 8:13 am
    Git yo monnies rite herr niga!
  34. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 8:32 am
    It dispenses banks?
  35. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 8:49 am
    Anyone who falls for that deserves all their money to be stolen
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    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 9:31 am
    Looks legit. I wish that would roll past my neighbourhood, i need my monnies
  37. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 9:57 am
    no way id use this...put your card in get some BS thing asking for your pin and then they drive off with your card and pin number...
  38. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 10:20 am
    Since young kids have debit/credit cards prob. works better than candy.
  39. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 10:35 am
    My only question is:
    Why the f*ck is there a ladder on top?
  40. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 11:35 am
    cool concept, but noone would trust it!
  41. Profile photo of Helgarin
    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 11:44 am
    Good idea I think but it needs to be developed a tad bit more :/
  42. Profile photo of DaDooode
    DaDooode Male 18-29
    141 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 12:06 pm
    Seems legit to me
  43. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    @Nighthack Well you`re right. Coming from England I really don`t know a lot about guns. But I`m aware that they have changed since the days of muskets. My point still stands though, all these "improvements" and still it is an explosion driving a piece of metal into whatever you`re aiming at. As for your advice for me to "read a book", short of reading a gun manual I fail to see how that would educate me in gun technology. And not that it matters, but I do read.
  44. Profile photo of Bored-er
    Bored-er Female 18-29
    148 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    the otha side fool!!
  45. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 6:22 pm
    Looks like a Phishing machine!!!
  46. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 8:07 pm
    "OTHA side, foo`!" = lulz!
  47. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 8:45 pm
    My dad will read about these and tell me to watch out for them in a week.
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    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 12:07 am
    Dispenses banks?
  49. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 2:30 am
    I`d stick in a card that says "screw black people" and just see if anyone jumps out in a rage.
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    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 7:05 am
    @danthew
    Don`t you ever think of how stupid and primitive a computer is sometimes? Using a minuscule electrical current to activate switches, The technology has barely changed since the days of Z machines and punch cards. I really don`t understand why the Western world has such a fixation on them. Surely in these modern times you don`t need to email someone to talk to them.

    On topic: looks legit...
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    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 8:43 am
    V Win V
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    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 6:24 pm
    I wonder what the ATM charge is?
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 9:13 am
    Otha Side Fool ! LOL
  54. Profile photo of DiegoDeFuego
    DiegoDeFuego Male 18-29
    241 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:59 am
    "As for your advice for me to "read a book", short of reading a gun manual I fail to see how that would educate me in gun technology."

    Or you could read a book on the evolution of fire arms. Or read you could pick up the "G" or "F" section of the encyclopedia and flip around in it. You could ask someone who might be knowledgeable. You could watch one of the history channels many shows about firearms. Or since you are already on the internet you could do a little research on it. There`s lots of options.

    and your attitude that something is so simple and primitive that it is below you and your "modern" life is annoying.

  55. Profile photo of KPres
    KPres Male 30-39
    309 posts
    January 7, 2011 at 7:18 am
    Welcome to the unintended consequences of regulating credit card interest rates.

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