This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 84 [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 6 years ago in Funny

Damn, Antonio Cromartie, how about keeping it in your pants for a while.
There are 44 comments:
Female 71
i don`t think i`m eva gonna b able to stop laughin`!!♥
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Male 6,694
8 baby momma. Dang!
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Male 171
The Steelers are gonna own.
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Female 1,380
@wildcats2008 get over it...a lot of people do that...really not that big a deal. lol
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Male 1,206
"It states the names in the bottom....two don`t have any"

That`s because he couldn`t remember their names on the HBO show "Hard Knocks". What a great dad.
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Male 237
@ JUGGALETTEx0

Please stop referring to a team as "your team" and "we are going to win the Super Bowl" That is, unless you`re last name is Kraft and related to the family that actually owns the Patriots...thank you
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Female 1,380
Cmon Brady......kick the jets asses tomorrow......We`re gonna be 2011 superbowl champs.....I drating loveee my pats <3 and Brady is absoutley gorgeous as well!
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Male 2,506
racust
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Male 53
It states the names in the bottom....two don`t have any
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Male 1,451
That`s why we have anal.
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Male 1,151
This fool has nothing on Shawn Kemp. google that poo
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Male 503
why you so racist, Television?
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Male 3,076
hahaha * XD
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Male 373
From Wikipedia "Cromartie has fathered nine children with eight women living in six states, and has been named in at least five paternity suits in the past two years"
Ah, sport stars. It`s a good life, it just might be better if they could tolerate contraception every now and again.
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Male 37,794
MALE SLUT!
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Male 491
Semen is just like fertilizer, it`s no good if you don`t spread it around.
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Male 243
he had to be black...
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Male 25,416
Wow, what the?
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Male 2,748
8 mothers??? what??? his dad should learn to stay married
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Male 462
asterisk means pregnant with in vitro twins. It`s never certain how many time the embryo`s gonna split, could end up with twins, quadruplets, all the way up to octuplets
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Male 3,842
The asterisk means "pending" since they aren`t born yet.
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Female 362
I`m pretty sure the * and the ??? mean that one of the mothers is pregnant with twins. Names haven`t been picked out, and there`s the * because it`s possible something could go wrong in the pregnancy, resulting in him having 8 or 7 kids.
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Male 1,523
They don`t know the name of two of their kids?
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Female 2,525
Why was this even on TV?
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Male 2,441
Lol I remember watching Cromartie on Hard Knocks this season. So funny watching him go the the waterpark with all of them.
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Male 1,625
Going for the high score?
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Male 914
"Then they should be called wives. These two got set up for all sorts of jokes with this infographic."

Unless he was married 8 times, you`re a complete idiot.
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Male 2,988
9*? Are there possibly more he doesn`t know about?
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Male 96
8 mothers meaning there are 8 different mothers of Cromartie`s kids... not that he has 8 mothers.
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Male 258
@LW

Because they`re not wives, they are mothers. That`s why.
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Male 10,855
@Lw


Then they should be called wives. These two got set up for all sorts of jokes with this infographic.
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Male 721
9 kids with 8 different woman I guess?
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Male 15,510
Angelina Jolie would accept that challenge
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Male 21
The asterisk scares me... To me, it implies he may have more, unknown to him or the public. "Uh... I thinks I have nine.."
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Male 13
those are the mothers of the children you morons
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Male 10,855
Since when does one guy have more than 2 mothers?



Also the asterisk on kids seems to me a really bad sign.
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Male 263
Well, at least he has more kids than interceptions. Zing!
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Female 75
why is there a * by the 9?
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Male 633
8 mothers, you only have one true mother?
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Female 2,674
How is this a relevant stat to the sport? Dumb.

Also- can the IAB comments please knock it off with the `TNB` posts. We all know what it stands for, and you all claim that it`s not offensive, but I`m offended. It`s obnoxious, immature and this isn`t /b/.
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Male 11,740
Hmmmm.....I wonder if this is shopped. Nah, they always show stats like that when comparing players.

:rolls eyes:
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Male 901
lol, he`s gotta win to feed his kids!
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Male 1,548
inb4 continued discussion of TNB from other post.
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Female 1,338
Link: This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 84 [Pic] [Rate Link] - Damn, Antonio Cromartie, how about keeping it in your pants for a while.
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