There`s A New Astrological Calendar FIXED [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Science

Apparently, the moon caused the earth to shift just enough to shift the astrological calendar. I"m not a Leo anymore?
There are 233 comments:
Female 404
ok, look. your sign has not changed, neither has mine, or anyone elses.

there are two kinds of astrology, western, and sidereal

http://news.blogs.cnn.com /2011/01/13/no-your-zodiac-sign -hasnt-changed/
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Female 307
This whole thing irks me, and I wasn`t big into astrology anyway, but at least I know some stuff about it.
Okay.. there`s been a 13th sign for like... EVER. But they never used it.. and anyway this isn`t even for the astrology that MOST people go by laoisdjasoljai

and wasn`t this started by one guy anyway?
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Female 6
Ophiuchus sounds like a bodily fluid.
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Male 51
"this only effects people born after 2009"

Phew. I was getting worried there. [/sarcasm]
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Female 627
this only effects people born after 2009
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Male 14
drat this poo! I want to stay a Taurus
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Female 126
I should tell my dad that he`s now an ophiuchus
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Female 14
Eastern/ Sidereal astrology, looks to the constellations as its guide. This is why there is a changing of signs and the addition of the 13th sign. The horoscopes people read is Western astrology and goes by the zodiac. These signs follow what early astrologers called star signs, whose reference points are the tropics that form a ring around the earth. The zodiac is based on our relationship to the sun, not the stars.
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Male 336
this is only applicable to those born Nov 2009 or later.
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Female 9,584
I`m still a leo, yay!
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Male 217
Noes. I want to keep being a gemini, not a taurus. Twins ftw.
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Male 41
i wonder women have the wrong birth sign tattooed on their(hip, ass, wrist, ankle, foot.
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Male 511
Nope, always gonna be a Leo. And who the drat cares enough to change it? It`s just a novelty to look at in the morning paper, astrology is a bunch of horseshhit.
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Male 199
@I-IS-BORED

You understand that the "old" zodiac calendar (the one you`ve lived with for most of your life) is thousands of years out-of-date compared to this "new" one, so in reality this calendar is much closer to your real zodiac sign than the one you`re used to.


This is of course assuming the zodiac has any credibility whatsoever, which it doesn`t.
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Male 3,745
scientist just want to control everything dont they...dicks...
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Male 41,069
ie: there is no "shift" it`s been like this for 3000 years already...
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Male 41,069
Anyhow, this information is NOT NEW, it`s been around for ages! The Sun transits 13 `star signs` not 12 has been known since the origin of the Zodiac, but they left Opiuchus OUT because they liked the number 12.
This book:



Deals with that, and was written in 1977, eh?
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Male 49
I will always be a RAM, not a fish!
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Male 2,419
what you are is based on what you were born under, changing the signs of future generations is not changing your sign
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Male 2,748
im still a cancer... screw it man. but i heard it was just for people born after 2009 or something
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Female 108
What a rubbish name though!!!
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Male 907
I`m not part of the Zodiac anymore does that mean I don`t exist?
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Male 244

I`m...
the same.

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Male 2,548
Aww no, I`m not going to stop telling people that `I am a Cancer` while smiling evilly. That`s pretty much the only perk of being born under a zodiac sign which shares the name of a horrible disease.
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Female 129
Nope I`m sticking with libra
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Female 27
Still the crazy, dual personality Gemini I always was lol
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Male 240
dude why is scorpio so short? i mean why not just lengthen that
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Male 236
Not Gemini anymore, Taurus now. That sucks, I go from two hot twin chicks to an effin bull.
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Female 22
PEOPLE. THE ASTRONOMERS SAID THEMSELVES THAT THEY ARE WRONG. THESE ARE ALL WRONG, AND THE OLD ZODIACS ARE STILL IN PLACE.

BTW, Aquarius is to the 18th, not 19th.
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Male 120
Aquarius???!!!??? wtf? no way! i`m still gunna stick with pisces.
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Male 59
Yeah this is crap, It is for only the people who beleive in the solar astronomy, the majority of the america`s and europe beleive in tropical astronomy. Which would have no change. But if not then yeah this is the right thing.
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Male 694
Pisces errywhere
i used to be teetering on the line between aries and pisces
also, wtf? a new sign? they can`t just do that! it`s like... cheating.. or something.
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Male 1,523
Yay, still pisces. I love that word, pisces pisces pisces...
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Male 150
meh, at least im no longer a crappy car.
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Male 1,351
Ehh, still Pisces.
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Female 1,264
Shift only valid for sidereal astrology. Solar astrology, that is, the zodiac, has no changes.
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Male 208
YAY, I am still a Capircorn (By one day)
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Male 205
drat no drat no drat NO! I am a Gemini, and that will never change! bweehehe
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Male 57
this is wrong, i am not a fish (pisces), i`m a RAM (Aries) >-(
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Male 12,365
[quote]I don`t want to be a libra, I LIKED BEING SCORPIO!!![/quote]

Since it`s all completely fictional anyway, just pick whatever sign you like. So what if some other people do it differently? It`s your completely unsubstantiated faith - make it up your own way. There isn`t an astrological inquisition that will execute you for heresy.
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Female 321
People always get the date for Sept 23 wrong, it`s supposed to be under Libra.
But whatever, I`m a virgo now.....hmm... :/
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Male 2,422
Such a quaint billion dollar industry.
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Male 705
Meh, don`t care about that bullcrap anyway.
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Female 3,574
Why do people keep claiming that changes to where the stars are in the sky don`t apply before 2009? Stars are constantly moving. It`s been 3000 years since zodiac signs were invented. The stars didn`t stay in one exact spot all that time and then just up and decide to change places in 2009. The dates the signs start and end didn`t move 20 days over at once. If you`re going to do by the sidereal zodiac, at least make sense.
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Female 1,048
Suxs to be born between Nov 30 & Dec 17! Can`t even pronouce the damn thing!!
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Male 2,033
"I was born under Taurus thus I still am Taurus."



No way! I was born under a VW bus!
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Male 197
You guuyyyss, RESEARCH! This DOES NOT APPLY to people born before 2009.
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Female 158
Of**kuchus >:|
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Male 491
Ah puck, I`m now one of those Gemini people.
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Female 52
I was a Gemini and now I`m Taurus... NOOOO :(
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Female 491
I was born under Taurus thus I still am Taurus.
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Female 676
I was a Cancer and now I`m a Gemini. I don`t know how accurate that is anymore, but at least I`m out from under that damn sign. No more Cancer jokes!
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Female 2,120
F-CK NO IM NOT A VIRGO
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Male 88
haha! Still a virgo, my bday is Sept 16! Woo, win for Josh.
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Female 136
It only changes if you follow eastern astrology which follows the stars. If you follow western astrology which follows the zodiac it has to do with the tropics around the earth.
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Male 1,547
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Female 66
I thought your sign was what you were born under. So if the earth "shifted" or whatever, that would not change what we are, but only the people born from here on out?
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Male 1,547
Would somebody please explain to me how they think that "the new horoscope" being only people born after 2009/2010/2012/whatthef ck makes ANY SENSE even if astrology were not arbitrary bullsh*t?

@sectsktn
Because the ecliptic of the earth and sun has changed. Some constellations are only passed through for a couple days because the ecliptic only goes through a small part of them.
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Female 173
I`m sorry....this is a fail in my book....Why would Scorpio be only 6 days long?
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Male 2,056
still the same
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Male 1,081
Aquarius --> Capricorn

Now I can listen to Weird Al`s "That`s your Horoscope for Today" and compare a different part of it to me.
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Female 145
Does this apply only to people born after 2009 or does this apply to everyone?
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Male 1,547
@simplestools
"What is so logical about gods and religions"
Nothing, but you have to understand the rules of logic to understand that. With Astrology, you can easily demonstrate its falsehood to anybody without the need to resort to reasoning to defeat an infinitely regressing fallacies.
And no, they weren`t in the proper position when you were born. They were in the "proper position" 3000 years ago.
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Male 50
I think Helgarin and others are right. It doesn`t actually change your sign because the stars were in the proper position when you where born. Having said that, MiBelle816`s comment about the tramp stamps was pretty funny. And Volsunga, what exactly is so logical about God and religions? By the way, I don`t believe in either Astrology or God(s).
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Male 15,510
Yeah, I agree. The ones born under the 12 sign system should just keep it that way, the 13 sign one should be for the newborns for now on
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Female 47
If you really want to know what happened here go to this link:
HERE
I promise it`s not a virus, just an article explaining what this "new" calendar is and how it really hasn`t changed your horoscope.
Long article, but does a great job at explaining it all
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Male 1,547
Is anyone else bothered by the fact that more people posted here defending Astrology than defending God on religious posts? Astrology is demonstrably absurd and false. At least with gods, you have to understand a little bit of logic and reasoning to argue against it.
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Female 58
My birthday is August 16, so I would be a Leo either way. I think its hilarious that a bunch of chicks just had their tramp stamps ruined though
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Male 506
Like most people have said - I thought this was for people born beyond 2009?

I like being a Taurus :)
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Male 44
Guess i`m not a part of the Zodiac anymore. FREE AT LAST!
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Male 199
>Implying the old Astrological Calendars weren`t already incredibly out-of-date and inaccurate
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Female 2,695
i`m pretty sure these only apply is you were born after 2009.. even if i`m wrong, i refuse to be a cancer. i`m a leo, damnit.
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Female 20
This new list is only for people for people born after 2009.
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Female 751
I don`t want to be a libra, I LIKED BEING SCORPIO!!! |-(
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Male 126
I`m a Taurus now. Sweet. always wanted to be affiliated with a bull.
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Male 328
Aww wtf I`m not Gemini anymore!?!?!?!?
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Male 1,547
@righteous_D
"2. This actually only effects people who were born after a certain point (I can`t remember when offhand)."

that certain point you`re looking for is about the year 1100.
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Female 88
There is no 13th sign. Now, if by some chance, you do follow sidereal (where your sign relates to constellations, not the sun) for some odd reason, then yes, there is a 13th sign, for people born after a certain year. Astrology was taken out of context and made out to be a type of fortune teller in peoples eyes and it isn`t at all. Astrology and your sun sign were only meant to be an outline, not a guide or set way a person is
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Male 53
Srew this! I`M STILL A CANCER!
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Female 1,101
This is crap. Who decided this? A bunch of random PhD`s that`s who and there are a bunch more that disagree with them. Not that horoscopes matter one little bit anyway!

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Male 24
If you are in the united states this does not affect you. There are two zodiacs depending on where in the world you are.
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Male 772
Gotta love that half the comments are about how your sign hasn`t changed, the other half completely ignoring them and acting like the world ended.
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Male 84
I could say two things about this, each actually conflicts:
1. so those that follow their horoscopes and said "IT WAS SOO RIGHT!!"..
2. This actually only effects people who were born after a certain point (I can`t remember when offhand).
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Male 158
Heh.
I`m still unaffected as a pisces!
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Male 748
I don`t want to be a Libra. Libra sucks. :(
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Female 196
bollocks to this. I`m an aquarian. I was born an aquarian and I shall die an aquarian.
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Male 2,441
I`m a Cancer for life
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Female 584
A lot a people with their zodiac signs as tatts are going to be pissed
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Female 584
WTF? I`m a Sagittarius now?
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Female 3,574
...Babylonian astronomers at some point during the early 1st millennium BC divided the ecliptic into twelve equal zones we know as the zodiac. I didn`t say the constellations have only existed for that long.
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Male 807
3000 years eh PUI, religious much?
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Male 155
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Male 807
So, they adjusted the fake dates that absolutely mean nothing-next up Religion because these are the same sort of fairy tales
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Female 3,574
"This only works for people born in 2009 or later."

How does that make any sense at all? So instead of the stars slowly shifting over the 3000 years since people started watching these constellations, the stars just changed position all of the sudden between 2008-2009? Really? Who makes up this crap?

YOUR ZODIAC SIGN DIDN`T CHANGE.
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Female 579
I`m a Cancer always. :I
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Female 97
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Male 72
This only works for people born in 2009 or later.
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Male 271
ugh heard this on the radio sadly the coolest radio station in houston lost a listener that day
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Male 795
I assure you, I`m am no Leo.
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Female 45
... This upsets me somehow. Is this real? ; ____ ;
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Male 1,764
Oh, so THIS is why astrology never worked before, but it`s all fixed now!
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Female 2,228
I`ve never believed that astrology determines our destinies, or anything like that, but one has to admit the archetypal portraits of human life it creates are fascinating. Like Aquarius, the archetypal Liberal and Capricorn the archetypal Conservative...

That being said, they can take my archer`s bow and quiver from me when they pry it out of my cold, dead hands. ;-)
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Male 1,547
@skullgrin
Holy sh*t! I didn`t think somebody was actually that stupid, I just thought they weren`t paying attention. The shift didn`t happen rapidly, your "signs" have been wrong for the last thousand years or so. The precession of the equinoxes is a slow, gradual process (~25000 year cycle).

Tropical/sidereal is complete BS. It`s just an attempt to cling to old beliefs when this comes up every few years. Why base your astrology on dates on an arbitrary calendar instead of the stars. I thought that was the point of Astrology.

The fact that so many give a sh*t so much about something so fake as to have a six page argument makes me lose a lot of faith in humanity.
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Female 876
umm.. riiiighhht..

every year they publish this stupid article once again. i remember seeing it in 1999-2000-2001...

i remember them adding a new sign and calling it "the snake" too. they give a title like "in fact there is 13 zodiac signs!" they say everyone`s sign is actually the previous one, etc..

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Male 5,189
"f*ck this, i was born a scorpio, and will be one forever."

^This.
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Female 250
this is gonna annoy a lot of people
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Female 2,769
I have never been into astrology- ever- yet I`m still upset I`m no longer a Gemini :/
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Male 4,680
And I`m still a badass half goat half shark. Awesome.
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Female 3,574
It`s all bullsh*t anyway.
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Male 3,060
ummm...i don`t speak spanish.
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Female 136
Seriously? people go look at the sidereal zodiac, you`ll notice that its different dates to the tropical zodiac (which is what we generally, in the west use)
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Male 833
and this matters why?
astrology is all bullpoo anyway
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Female 220
lol@ people with star sign tattoos.
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Male 46
How do you screw up a horoscope chart? That takes skills......
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Male 6,693
I dont know about all this.
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Male 26
The shift didn`t just happen last year all of a sudden. It took place over the past couple thousand years, so anyone alive today would in fact be affected by the new zodiac.
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Male 936
wow a lot of you people are retarded, your sign has not been changed, this only applies to people being born today...the shift in earths orbit today doesnt change where the earth was when you were born..
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Male 1,378
ok.
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Male 541
So pissed off. I used to be a badass motherdrating scorpio!

WTF EVEN IS A LIBRA!
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Male 535
what counts is the sign that you were BORN in! these new dates only account for newborn babies!
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Male 7,378
This just rocked my world.
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Female 136
Just thought I would point out that we typically use the tropical zodiac, rather than the sidereal zodiac. What you have in these dates above is the sidereal zodiac... Dont worry people.. nothing has changed. NOTHING. people need to do more research rather than posting willynilly
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Male 41,069
This is silly (not that astrology isn`t silly to begin with...) because this is just a chart of the "star signs" the sun actually travels through. Astrology just evens out the dates rather than use such a complicated system, which includes Ophiuchus! LOLZ!

vv Scorpio is only a week because the Sun `transits` through the tail, which is really thin eh?

So relax Zodiac lovers, nothing has "changed" & anyhow, WHO would be the `official in charge` to order such a change? Madame Zola?
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Female 168
Cobra, I`m a Scorpio. I would have been a Virgo. HELL NO. Anyway, it is terribly ignorant of everyone to freak out about this. Apparently Fox News got hold of this and then things went a bit haywire when other people heard. UH-DUR.
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Male 425
Who gives a flying F*ck? All this s*it is retarded anyway.
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Female 412
No worries, either way my birthday still falls inside the virgo dates :)
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Male 289
Why is scrorpio now only a week long?
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Male 298
who cares about that rubbish anyway??? only an idiot would adhere to such a stupid and inaccurate idea of how you`re personality is formed... if you`re an inherently annoying tool don`t go blaming Jupiter...
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Female 4
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Male 60
http://goo.gl/2P5vD

This is a non-story for most of us.

That is all.
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Male 7,839
f*ck this, i was born a scorpio, and will be one forever.
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Male 229
pfff whatever
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Male 364
CrakrJak (aka Captain Obvious) - I think that was the joke.
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Male 756
crakrjak: i think that was the joke... ZOOOOOOM!

and it deosnt mean that you are now a different sighn, it means that people born from now on will have different signs.
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Male 76
So I don`t have a zodiac anymore? Born 4th of December.
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Male 3,477
"Iris, that`s a nice name, Iris."
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Male 182
Old school Virgo for life 9-14.

Dirty Leo never!
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Male 17,511
iceblock: [quote]God knows I will always be an Atheist Taurus[/quote]

That sentence contradicts itself.
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Female 1,148
I`m an Aries, ok? Not a piseces.
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Male 3,343
"wtf is the new Opiuchus?"

The original astrologists basically ignored a thirteenth constellation in the sky because they wanted 12 signs to go with 12 months--not that they lined up that way, anyway. So, the scientists who pointed this out added it.

Also, I think it`s the sign you were born under that matters. So we`re all still who we were before, and people being born today and later get the new signs. Not that I`m sure, as I`m not an astrologist.
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Male 777
Astrology`s bullpoo, but I like the symbolism of changing from a Virgo to a Leo.
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Female 53
No way man I am a Sagittarius all the way no way am I changing to a scorpio.I may fit the description but no way.
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Female 6
I will always be a pisces. End of story.
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Male 551
God knows I will always be an Atheist Taurus
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Male 53
beeing Sagittarius was the best....wtf is the new Opiuchus?
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Female 963
Decline.

I am an Aries, AND THERE`S NOTHING THE EARTH`S SHIFT CAN DO ABOUT IT.

D8
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Female 178
No way this can`t be true.
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Female 150
nooo, its not true :[ i like being a libra! Stupid Virgos!
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Male 426
I do not have the psychological traits of a leo. So now I feel that signs are all a lie and we are brought up to act like a certain sign. stupid...
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Female 188
noooooooooooooooooooooo
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Male 17,511
From Aquarius to Capricorn ? No way, I`m definitely a water sign.
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Male 1,067
I hope this isn`t true D: I like being Aries
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Female 225
I will never EVER be a Libra
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Male 2,988
"Perhaps we should also track the market value of NASCAR commemorative plates."

Holy balls! We can do that now?! I`m rich! And all you mocked the south....!
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Male 1
For those who care this is caused by precession. The Earth bulges at the equator, and so the Sun`s gravity induces a torque which pulls the equator towards the ecliptic. This causes the Earth to "wobble" like a spinning top does. When you look at a spinning top, you`ll notice that the top part doesn`t always point in the same direction, and the same thing happens with the Earth`s poles. A top takes less than a second to go in a full circle, the Earth takes 26,000 years. Because of this precession, the stars appear to change their position over thousands of years, e.g. the North Star wasn`t always the North Star, it would have been located somewhere else in the night sky long ago. Astrological signs are determined by the suns position in the sky relative to the stars, which change their location over thousands of years, so the astrological signs shift with them. Astrological signs were created 3000 years ago. They have shifted. This isn`t new, your sign has been wrong for a lo
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Female 8,111
So once upon a time there were only 12 types of people, and 12 different thinga happened on each day. Now there are 13 types of person with 13 things happening- WOW!!!!! Gosh - how complicated this stuff all is. ( yawns and has 2nd coffee)
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Male 247
7 days for scorpio, I feel even more exclusive now.
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Male 101
what if there was a girl with a sex change operation on the same date of birth? Would their penis be a Leo while they were a Virgo? Talk about a clash of the Titans...
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Male 225
with 13 instead of 12 signs, horoscope shows will last longer now??? DOH
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Male 359
Does anyone with an IQ over 87 even care?

Perhaps we should also track the market value of NASCAR commemorative plates.
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Male 94
www.palmbeachpost.com

The story behind it.
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Male 171
I`ll just continue living my life regardless, I guess.
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Male 720
And btw it only applies to those born recently.
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Male 720
God damnit is it possible to not hear about this for more than 5 minutes?
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Female 298
um.. isnt this vedic astrology?

and re - tokiokoos - the sun actually spends very little time superimposed over the constellation of scorpio. it does actually spend the rest of the time in the constellation of ophiuchus. But - in the western astrology there are intentionally only 12 signs and they are divided up into relatively equal sections irrespective how long the sun actually spends superimposed over a given constellation.
The constellations arent located in neat equally spaced sections of twelve such that the sun moves through them uniformly.
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Male 1,505
Oh, this is neat! <--The only reaction astrology deserves.
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Male 25,416
Not sure about this, have not heard anything outside of IAB
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Male 1,252
To everyone thats calling this "astrology" and refering to it as "fortune telling bullpoo"...its entirely something different..this is entirely astronomy and nothing to do with fortune telling.

@ LadyIsis your probably right lol.
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Male 4,004
I went from Taurus to Aries, both are known for short tempers and stubbornness....Both of which are true about me...
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Male 2,690
From Cancer to Gemini, ignoring it.
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Female 412
When I first heard about this (and mind you; this has not made its way across the pond to Holland yet, a Dutch-language google search only came up with an Onion-like article talking about a new constellation called `the nose picker` since it looks like a person picking their nose, and the `author` was `the milk man, Yankee Doodle`) I was like: Why is there need for another sign? Does the sun suddenly spend *less* time in the other signs? If this is so, how is this possible? Has the sun`s distance to the earth increased? Have the constellations suddenly shrunk, making them smaller so the sun can`t be in them for a full month?? Can anybody explain that to me?

I say this is complete and utter bullsh*t.
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Male 649
Seriously people stop being morons! This story pops up every few years. Last time it did it was 2007. Look it up! You are still the same sign that you were born with. Also the zodiac is full of crap any way. Stop being morons!
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Female 838
bastards! I`m still a Cancer you can`t make me a damn gemini
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Female 1,652
I just made the cutoff mark for still being a Leo.
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Male 10,440
I`m far too skeptical to care or get any sort of joke about any of this. You might as well be showing me a 409x453 gray rectangle.
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Female 34
Huh. I`m a Virgo either way. Hah.
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Female 470
I`m actually a spot-on Pisces. Eff you, new zodiac. I will NOT be an Aquarius. I can`t change my personality on the spot. :P

But since it only affects people after 2009...I`M GOOD! :)
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Male 2,344
So I`m a Gemini now...Which is stupid because if Cancer "described me so well", then Gemini can`t really fit the bill, therefor I`m not a Gemini. Time shift or not, things should be left to how they traditionally were.

Unless every Zodiac sign is intentionally totally open to everyone so that it`s a mind game to make people think that there`s is true, then this just doesn`t work, changing the Zodiac signs.
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Female 281
It doesn`t count for people born BEFORE 2011...
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Male 158
Sooooo.... I was a gemini - born 5/21. Does this mean the world won`t end as scheduled too?
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Male 5,314
wow, this is amazing!!! /sarcasm


it`s still completely worthless information /not sarcasm
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Male 10,855
What? Now I`m a Taurus. Damn you new Astrological Calendar!
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Male 67
@Volsunga
Exactly what I was thinking. This does more to explain some human psychology than anything else.
If someone is really interested in putting a name to their personality, I find the Myers-Briggs test to be fairly accurate.
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Male 1,222
Still piscis, i fcking hate being a fish
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Male 1,793
Bull pucky stuff...
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Male 798
Yeah, the zodiac is off by way more than the pic.
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Male 1,547
@Skullgrin, tridirk, TxP, etc.
Do you really think the Earth suddenly changes its alignment to this new astrological chart? No, it has been this way for the last thousand years or so (since it`s a slow, gradual process). The whole concept of Astrology is the star you are born under somehow has an influence on your personality/destiny/whathef ckeveryouwant. So now people spread rumors about something that`s bullsh*t to begin with because they just don`t want their arbitrary symbol that doesn`t do anything to change. That`s how people came up with the tropical/sidereal BS the first time this came up a few centuries ago, which is even more pseudoscience because now its not even based on stars, but dates on an arbitrary calendar.

Look at how many people are either pissed about it changing or refusing to change despite the fact that this knowledge is centuries old. It`s basically a religion.
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Female 124
Libra fits me 50000 times better than Scorpio. I`m the least sexy and mysterious person I know.
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Female 277
Still Capricorn :)
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Female 99
Still a Gemini.
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Male 2,402
I came across this: Ophiuchus


Many people are envious of this subject as he progresses well throughout life. "Yeah I`m retired early"

A seeker of wisdom and knowledge: "Yeah"

Many people are jealous of this person: "Yeah you know all the I-A-Ber`s are!"

Tends to go for the more flamboyant in dress sense, favoring bright colors. "Yeah I have my Aloha Shirts." "Wow 4 for 4"

Authority looks upon him well. "Oops! Buzz wrong I`m a rebel."

Would make a great architect or builder. "Buzz! Wrong again. I`m a vet."

Number 12 is this persons lucky number. Buzz! Tried in Vegas a few times was burned!"

This person will have a big family but leave home at an early age. "Wrong on big family right on early age." Cancels out

Not everything true is it.
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Female 3,696
..I never particularly liked being a Virgo anyway. I think I like being a Leo! lol
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Male 336
Use the "new" one anyway, the Babylonians simply ignored Serpentarius, it was always there.
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Male 610
isn`t this proof that this is all a sham? if your bday really matched what the description said about you, then it changing now either means that you`ll have a sudden and massive personality change or it was wrong up until this point
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Female 240
It only affects people born after 2009!!!
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Female 631
:/
why couldn`t this happen sooner

i wished i`d been born a taurus
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Male 4,793
Oh my god I used to be an idontcare but now I have to be a idontgivafack?! this is BULLSHT!!!!
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Male 2,402
@davymid

Come on man haven`t you trolled an astrologer yet? Try it it`s fun.
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Male 2,402
Oh snap I`m an Ophiucus. WTF is that? Does that mean I`m reincarnated as Opie from Mayberry RFD?
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Male 1,451
Ophuckus?
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Male 38
I like that this is science telling pseudoscience it`s wrong even about it`s made up arbitrary meaning imposed on a vague system of pattern recognition.
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Male 4,004
Sounds completely made up. No factual evidence of this has arisen. Sounds like a rumor that just got out of hand. Even if it wasn`t...changes nothing.
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Male 1,815
I`ve been showing this to all the people I know that got their sign tattooed on.
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Male 936
yes your sign at the time of birth does remain. All these people talking about how they are no longer this or that are wrong. Your sign is determined at the time of birth. This only holds true to new borns
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Male 134
So what about the people who already had a tattoo of their previous sign? Hah.
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Female 153
There`re two different zodiacs, one based on the alignment of the planets (the one that`s "changing"), and one based on the seasons; western civilization (read: us) follows the seasons one. Even if we were to follow the other, it`s supposedly not effectual unless you were born in or after 2009.
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Male 59
Screw this crap, I`m a Leo.
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Male 1,547
Maybe this controversy will cause people to stop giving a sh*t about ancient superstitious pseudoscience and refocus people`s efforts towards things that actually matter like science.
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Male 12,138
Dudes, it`s astrology. If you come up with a new classification for different kinds of crap, it`s still crap.
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Male 541
I was fine being Aquarius, I don`t wanna effing be a Capricorn now. :(
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Male 1,547
Oh, I thought this was common knowledge since Da Vinci wrote about it. As well as the fact that astrology is nothing but pseudoreligious bullsh*t.
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Male 586
I refuse to change my sign, I was on the cusp of libra and scorpio, I will not change my sign
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Male 58
why scorpio has just 3 days and some of them has more than a month? Lame new astrological calendar.. i don`t believe on that!
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Female 138
:< I wont be a Taurus anymore
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Female 121
This is only if you follow the sidereal zodiac, as opposed to the tropical zodiac. The sidereal zodiac is based on constellations, but the tropical zodiac (which we use in the West) is fixed to the seasonal and doesn`t change. Ever. I was a Scorpio last month, and I am Scorpio next month. The freaking out is getting way old.
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Male 313
So... when us older folks were born we were born under one sign and those born today under another.

But, doesn`t your sign at the time of birth remain?
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Female 1,478
Same here, Naitsirhc88, except I`m a Scorpio cusper.
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Female 403
@Dead-Kittens
Actually, I heard it was 2009, because that was the first time that Ophiuchus was visible to the naked eye

But either way, I disagree. Gemini > Taurus
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Male 1,252
oop s Aries* not taurus lol.
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Male 1,252
@Also every 2012 years a new era or "House" begins...moses said "kill all the people worshipping the ram god" taurus. Jesus fish = Pisces, and jesus said at the end of the era you come to a house and there you will find a man bearing a pitcher of water (aquarius). Pagaen Calender is based ENTIRELY on the seasons, its equinox` and solstices...not the yearly anniversary of the birth of jesus like everyone follows. so yeas...winter will someday be in June. this has been known for FAR longer than any christian beliefs lol (Aztec/mayans knew it lol).
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Male 527
The hell? WTF is an Ophiuchus??? And why did someone decide there needs to be thirteen zodiac signs instead of the twelve?
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Female 1,190
for the love of god, it`s only for people born after 09, if I see ONE more facebook update about people whining about some stupid sign that is inaccurate regardless, I will punch someone
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2,885
so...is that starting now, or 24 years ago? kinda makes a difference.
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Male 394
I used to be on the cusp of Libra and Virgo. Now I`m Just a Virgo... I feel so unspecial now.
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Male 35
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Male 1,252
true..bUT it only affects people born after 2012 if im not mistaken... capricorn FTL :\
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Male 605
sounds fictional..i need more info than this pic....how did the moon cause the Earth to shift?
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Male 10,338
If astrology was real, I`d still say fake.
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Male 40,207
150 years ago there was a 13th sign but it got dropped `cause 13 is an unlucky number.

what nimrods.
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Male 77
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??
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Male 9,305
BULLpoo! I`ll -always- be a drating Leo! RAWR BITCHES! RAWR!
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Male 20,987
Link: There`s A New Astrological Calendar FIXED [Pic] [Rate Link] - Apparently, the moon caused the earth to shift just enough to shift the astrological calendar. I`m not a Leo anymore?
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