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Date: 01/13/11 08:38 PM

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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2011 at 8:39 pm
    Link: There`s A New Astrological Calendar FIXED - Apparently, the moon caused the earth to shift just enough to shift the astrological calendar. I`m not a Leo anymore?
  2. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 8:44 pm
    BULLpoo! I`ll -always- be a drating Leo! RAWR BITCHES! RAWR!
  3. Profile photo of Jeemo88
    Jeemo88 Male 18-29
    77 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 8:49 pm
    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    January 13, 2011 at 8:50 pm
    150 years ago there was a 13th sign but it got dropped `cause 13 is an unlucky number.

    what nimrods.
  5. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2011 at 8:56 pm
    If astrology was real, I`d still say fake.
  6. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 8:56 pm
    sounds fictional..i need more info than this pic....how did the moon cause the Earth to shift?
  7. Profile photo of Dead-Kittens
    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2011 at 8:58 pm
    true..bUT it only affects people born after 2012 if im not mistaken... capricorn FTL :\
  8. Profile photo of Wasabi13
    Wasabi13 Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 8:58 pm
    This is not a new development.
  9. Profile photo of Naitsirhc88
    Naitsirhc88 Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 8:58 pm
    I used to be on the cusp of Libra and Virgo. Now I`m Just a Virgo... I feel so unspecial now.
  10. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 8:59 pm
    so...is that starting now, or 24 years ago? kinda makes a difference.
  11. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
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    January 13, 2011 at 8:59 pm
    for the love of god, it`s only for people born after 09, if I see ONE more facebook update about people whining about some stupid sign that is inaccurate regardless, I will punch someone
  12. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:00 pm
    The hell? WTF is an Ophiuchus??? And why did someone decide there needs to be thirteen zodiac signs instead of the twelve?
  13. Profile photo of Dead-Kittens
    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:01 pm
    @Also every 2012 years a new era or "House" begins...moses said "kill all the people worshipping the ram god" taurus. Jesus fish = Pisces, and jesus said at the end of the era you come to a house and there you will find a man bearing a pitcher of water (aquarius). Pagaen Calender is based ENTIRELY on the seasons, its equinox` and solstices...not the yearly anniversary of the birth of jesus like everyone follows. so yeas...winter will someday be in June. this has been known for FAR longer than any christian beliefs lol (Aztec/mayans knew it lol).
  14. Profile photo of Dead-Kittens
    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:03 pm
    oop s Aries* not taurus lol.
  15. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:03 pm
    @Dead-Kittens
    Actually, I heard it was 2009, because that was the first time that Ophiuchus was visible to the naked eye

    But either way, I disagree. Gemini > Taurus
  16. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:06 pm
    Same here, Naitsirhc88, except I`m a Scorpio cusper.
  17. Profile photo of tridirk
    tridirk Male 50-59
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:08 pm
    So... when us older folks were born we were born under one sign and those born today under another.

    But, doesn`t your sign at the time of birth remain?
  18. Profile photo of rexiebun
    rexiebun Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    This is only if you follow the sidereal zodiac, as opposed to the tropical zodiac. The sidereal zodiac is based on constellations, but the tropical zodiac (which we use in the West) is fixed to the seasonal and doesn`t change. Ever. I was a Scorpio last month, and I am Scorpio next month. The freaking out is getting way old.
  19. Profile photo of KillerCactus
    KillerCactus Female 18-29
    138 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 9:13 pm
    :< I wont be a Taurus anymore
  20. Profile photo of Doorman
    Doorman Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:13 pm
    why scorpio has just 3 days and some of them has more than a month? Lame new astrological calendar.. i don`t believe on that!
  21. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:13 pm
    I refuse to change my sign, I was on the cusp of libra and scorpio, I will not change my sign
  22. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:19 pm
    Oh, I thought this was common knowledge since Da Vinci wrote about it. As well as the fact that astrology is nothing but pseudoreligious bullsh*t.
  23. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:23 pm
    Dudes, it`s astrology. If you come up with a new classification for different kinds of crap, it`s still crap.
  24. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:24 pm
    Maybe this controversy will cause people to stop giving a sh*t about ancient superstitious pseudoscience and refocus people`s efforts towards things that actually matter like science.
  25. Profile photo of RetroPoodle
    RetroPoodle Male 13-17
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:25 pm
    Screw this crap, I`m a Leo.
  26. Profile photo of miriamc
    miriamc Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:26 pm
    There`re two different zodiacs, one based on the alignment of the planets (the one that`s "changing"), and one based on the seasons; western civilization (read: us) follows the seasons one. Even if we were to follow the other, it`s supposedly not effectual unless you were born in or after 2009.
  27. Profile photo of Xpekt
    Xpekt Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:27 pm
    So what about the people who already had a tattoo of their previous sign? Hah.
  28. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:28 pm
    yes your sign at the time of birth does remain. All these people talking about how they are no longer this or that are wrong. Your sign is determined at the time of birth. This only holds true to new borns
  29. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:29 pm
    I`ve been showing this to all the people I know that got their sign tattooed on.
  30. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:32 pm
    Sounds completely made up. No factual evidence of this has arisen. Sounds like a rumor that just got out of hand. Even if it wasn`t...changes nothing.
  31. Profile photo of Protagoris
    Protagoris Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:37 pm
    I like that this is science telling pseudoscience it`s wrong even about it`s made up arbitrary meaning imposed on a vague system of pattern recognition.
  32. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:38 pm
    Ophuckus?
  33. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:39 pm
    Oh snap I`m an Ophiucus. WTF is that? Does that mean I`m reincarnated as Opie from Mayberry RFD?
  34. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:40 pm
    @davymid

    Come on man haven`t you trolled an astrologer yet? Try it it`s fun.
  35. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:40 pm
    Oh my god I used to be an idontcare but now I have to be a idontgivafack?! this is BULLSHT!!!!
  36. Profile photo of 3002-3038
    3002-3038 Female 18-29
    632 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 9:42 pm
    :/
    why couldn`t this happen sooner

    i wished i`d been born a taurus
  37. Profile photo of kj36
    kj36 Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:45 pm
    It only affects people born after 2009!!!
  38. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:46 pm
    isn`t this proof that this is all a sham? if your bday really matched what the description said about you, then it changing now either means that you`ll have a sudden and massive personality change or it was wrong up until this point
  39. Profile photo of razordragon
    razordragon Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:48 pm
    Use the "new" one anyway, the Babylonians simply ignored Serpentarius, it was always there.
  40. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:53 pm
    ..I never particularly liked being a Virgo anyway. I think I like being a Leo! lol
  41. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:53 pm
    I came across this: Ophiuchus


    Many people are envious of this subject as he progresses well throughout life. "Yeah I`m retired early"

    A seeker of wisdom and knowledge: "Yeah"

    Many people are jealous of this person: "Yeah you know all the I-A-Ber`s are!"

    Tends to go for the more flamboyant in dress sense, favoring bright colors. "Yeah I have my Aloha Shirts." "Wow 4 for 4"

    Authority looks upon him well. "Oops! Buzz wrong I`m a rebel."

    Would make a great architect or builder. "Buzz! Wrong again. I`m a vet."

    Number 12 is this persons lucky number. Buzz! Tried in Vegas a few times was burned!"

    This person will have a big family but leave home at an early age. "Wrong on big family right on early age." Cancels out

    Not everything true is it.
  42. Profile photo of OdessaMW
    OdessaMW Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:54 pm
    Still a Gemini.
  43. Profile photo of SherbertFizz
    SherbertFizz Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:55 pm
    Still Capricorn :)
  44. Profile photo of HoneyPunch
    HoneyPunch Female 13-17
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    January 13, 2011 at 9:58 pm
    Libra fits me 50000 times better than Scorpio. I`m the least sexy and mysterious person I know.
  45. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 10:01 pm
    @Skullgrin, tridirk, TxP, etc.
    Do you really think the Earth suddenly changes its alignment to this new astrological chart? No, it has been this way for the last thousand years or so (since it`s a slow, gradual process). The whole concept of Astrology is the star you are born under somehow has an influence on your personality/destiny/whathef ckeveryouwant. So now people spread rumors about something that`s bullsh*t to begin with because they just don`t want their arbitrary symbol that doesn`t do anything to change. That`s how people came up with the tropical/sidereal BS the first time this came up a few centuries ago, which is even more pseudoscience because now its not even based on stars, but dates on an arbitrary calendar.

    Look at how many people are either pissed about it changing or refusing to change despite the fact that this knowledge is centuries old. It`s basically a religion.
  46. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
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    January 13, 2011 at 10:02 pm
    Yeah, the zodiac is off by way more than the pic.
  47. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
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    January 13, 2011 at 10:07 pm
    Bull pucky stuff...
  48. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 10:08 pm
    Still piscis, i fcking hate being a fish
  49. Profile photo of Freik
    Freik Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 10:15 pm
    @Volsunga
    Exactly what I was thinking. This does more to explain some human psychology than anything else.
    If someone is really interested in putting a name to their personality, I find the Myers-Briggs test to be fairly accurate.
  50. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 10:17 pm
    What? Now I`m a Taurus. Damn you new Astrological Calendar!
  51. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 10:18 pm
    wow, this is amazing!!! /sarcasm


    it`s still completely worthless information /not sarcasm
  52. Profile photo of turbopuppy
    turbopuppy Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2011 at 10:24 pm
    Sooooo.... I was a gemini - born 5/21. Does this mean the world won`t end as scheduled too?
  53. Profile photo of SkyeDragon
    SkyeDragon Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 10:25 pm
    It doesn`t count for people born BEFORE 2011...
  54. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    January 13, 2011 at 10:28 pm
    So I`m a Gemini now...Which is stupid because if Cancer "described me so well", then Gemini can`t really fit the bill, therefor I`m not a Gemini. Time shift or not, things should be left to how they traditionally were.

    Unless every Zodiac sign is intentionally totally open to everyone so that it`s a mind game to make people think that there`s is true, then this just doesn`t work, changing the Zodiac signs.
  55. Profile photo of penguinazul
    penguinazul Female 18-29
    470 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 10:32 pm
    I`m actually a spot-on Pisces. Eff you, new zodiac. I will NOT be an Aquarius. I can`t change my personality on the spot. :P

    But since it only affects people after 2009...I`M GOOD! :)
  56. Profile photo of BlindMelon
    BlindMelon Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 10:36 pm
    Huh. I`m a Virgo either way. Hah.
  57. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 10:44 pm
    I`m far too skeptical to care or get any sort of joke about any of this. You might as well be showing me a 409x453 gray rectangle.
  58. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 10:45 pm
    I just made the cutoff mark for still being a Leo.
  59. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
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    January 13, 2011 at 10:56 pm
    bastards! I`m still a Cancer you can`t make me a damn gemini
  60. Profile photo of pariahnola
    pariahnola Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 11:02 pm
    Seriously people stop being morons! This story pops up every few years. Last time it did it was 2007. Look it up! You are still the same sign that you were born with. Also the zodiac is full of crap any way. Stop being morons!
  61. Profile photo of TokioKoos
    TokioKoos Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 11:07 pm
    When I first heard about this (and mind you; this has not made its way across the pond to Holland yet, a Dutch-language google search only came up with an Onion-like article talking about a new constellation called `the nose picker` since it looks like a person picking their nose, and the `author` was `the milk man, Yankee Doodle`) I was like: Why is there need for another sign? Does the sun suddenly spend *less* time in the other signs? If this is so, how is this possible? Has the sun`s distance to the earth increased? Have the constellations suddenly shrunk, making them smaller so the sun can`t be in them for a full month?? Can anybody explain that to me?

    I say this is complete and utter bullsh*t.
  62. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 11:16 pm
    From Cancer to Gemini, ignoring it.
  63. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 11:16 pm
    I went from Taurus to Aries, both are known for short tempers and stubbornness....Both of which are true about me...
  64. Profile photo of Dead-Kittens
    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2011 at 11:20 pm
    To everyone thats calling this "astrology" and refering to it as "fortune telling bullpoo"...its entirely something different..this is entirely astronomy and nothing to do with fortune telling.

    @ LadyIsis your probably right lol.
  65. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2011 at 11:33 pm
    Not sure about this, have not heard anything outside of IAB
  66. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
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    January 13, 2011 at 11:47 pm
    Oh, this is neat! <--The only reaction astrology deserves.
  67. Profile photo of miasmaat
    miasmaat Female 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 11:48 pm
    um.. isnt this vedic astrology?

    and re - tokiokoos - the sun actually spends very little time superimposed over the constellation of scorpio. it does actually spend the rest of the time in the constellation of ophiuchus. But - in the western astrology there are intentionally only 12 signs and they are divided up into relatively equal sections irrespective how long the sun actually spends superimposed over a given constellation.
    The constellations arent located in neat equally spaced sections of twelve such that the sun moves through them uniformly.
  68. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 11:50 pm
    God damnit is it possible to not hear about this for more than 5 minutes?
  69. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
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    January 13, 2011 at 11:51 pm
    And btw it only applies to those born recently.
  70. Profile photo of button_guy
    button_guy Male 18-29
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    January 14, 2011 at 12:00 am
    I`ll just continue living my life regardless, I guess.
  71. Profile photo of DrRitchie
    DrRitchie Male 18-29
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    January 14, 2011 at 12:01 am
    www.palmbeachpost.com

    The story behind it.
  72. Profile photo of Schr0dinger
    Schr0dinger Male 50-59
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    January 14, 2011 at 12:07 am
    Does anyone with an IQ over 87 even care?

    Perhaps we should also track the market value of NASCAR commemorative plates.
  73. Profile photo of bluevayero
    bluevayero Male 18-29
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    January 14, 2011 at 12:22 am
    with 13 instead of 12 signs, horoscope shows will last longer now??? DOH
  74. Profile photo of TurkeyInButt
    TurkeyInButt Male 18-29
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    January 14, 2011 at 12:23 am
    what if there was a girl with a sex change operation on the same date of birth? Would their penis be a Leo while they were a Virgo? Talk about a clash of the Titans...
  75. Profile photo of Chojiro
    Chojiro Male 18-29
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    January 14, 2011 at 12:31 am
    7 days for scorpio, I feel even more exclusive now.
  76. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
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    January 14, 2011 at 12:36 am
    So once upon a time there were only 12 types of people, and 12 different thinga happened on each day. Now there are 13 types of person with 13 things happening- WOW!!!!! Gosh - how complicated this stuff all is. ( yawns and has 2nd coffee)
  77. Profile photo of Gorran
    Gorran Male 18-29
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    January 14, 2011 at 12:38 am
    For those who care this is caused by precession. The Earth bulges at the equator, and so the Sun`s gravity induces a torque which pulls the equator towards the ecliptic. This causes the Earth to "wobble" like a spinning top does. When you look at a spinning top, you`ll notice that the top part doesn`t always point in the same direction, and the same thing happens with the Earth`s poles. A top takes less than a second to go in a full circle, the Earth takes 26,000 years. Because of this precession, the stars appear to change their position over thousands of years, e.g. the North Star wasn`t always the North Star, it would have been located somewhere else in the night sky long ago. Astrological signs are determined by the suns position in the sky relative to the stars, which change their location over thousands of years, so the astrological signs shift with them. Astrological signs were created 3000 years ago. They have shifted. This isn`t new, your sign has been wrong for a lo
  78. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
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    January 14, 2011 at 12:38 am
    "Perhaps we should also track the market value of NASCAR commemorative plates."

    Holy balls! We can do that now?! I`m rich! And all you mocked the south....!
  79. Profile photo of meganmakeart
    meganmakeart Female 18-29
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    January 14, 2011 at 12:52 am
    I will never EVER be a Libra
  80. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
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    January 14, 2011 at 12:53 am
    I hope this isn`t true D: I like being Aries
  81. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    January 14, 2011 at 1:41 am
    From Aquarius to Capricorn ? No way, I`m definitely a water sign.
  82. Profile photo of elbat
    elbat Female 18-29
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    January 14, 2011 at 1:44 am
    noooooooooooooooooooooo
  83. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
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    January 14, 2011 at 1:47 am
    I do not have the psychological traits of a leo. So now I feel that signs are all a lie and we are brought up to act like a certain sign. stupid...
  84. Profile photo of Kittycat101
    Kittycat101 Female 13-17
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    January 14, 2011 at 1:55 am
    nooo, its not true :[ i like being a libra! Stupid Virgos!
  85. Profile photo of wingz1206
    wingz1206 Female 18-29
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    January 14, 2011 at 2:27 am
    No way this can`t be true.
  86. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
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    January 14, 2011 at 2:32 am
    Decline.

    I am an Aries, AND THERE`S NOTHING THE EARTH`S SHIFT CAN DO ABOUT IT.

    D8
  87. Profile photo of JonnyRobbie
    JonnyRobbie Male 18-29
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    January 14, 2011 at 2:33 am
    beeing Sagittarius was the best....wtf is the new Opiuchus?
  88. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
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    January 14, 2011 at 2:39 am
    God knows I will always be an Atheist Taurus
  89. Profile photo of CaraJ
    CaraJ Female 13-17
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    January 14, 2011 at 2:41 am
    I will always be a pisces. End of story.
  90. Profile photo of wldcrow
    wldcrow Female 18-29
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    January 14, 2011 at 2:43 am
    No way man I am a Sagittarius all the way no way am I changing to a scorpio.I may fit the description but no way.
  91. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
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    January 14, 2011 at 2:45 am
    Astrology`s bullpoo, but I like the symbolism of changing from a Virgo to a Leo.
  92. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    January 14, 2011 at 3:00 am
    "wtf is the new Opiuchus?"

    The original astrologists basically ignored a thirteenth constellation in the sky because they wanted 12 signs to go with 12 months--not that they lined up that way, anyway. So, the scientists who pointed this out added it.

    Also, I think it`s the sign you were born under that matters. So we`re all still who we were before, and people being born today and later get the new signs. Not that I`m sure, as I`m not an astrologist.
  93. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
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    January 14, 2011 at 3:24 am
    I`m an Aries, ok? Not a piseces.
  94. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    January 14, 2011 at 3:29 am
    iceblock: God knows I will always be an Atheist Taurus

    That sentence contradicts itself.
  95. Profile photo of soulsender76
    soulsender76 Male 30-39
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    January 14, 2011 at 3:42 am
    Old school Virgo for life 9-14.

    Dirty Leo never!
  96. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
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    January 14, 2011 at 4:25 am
    "Iris, that`s a nice name, Iris."
  97. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
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    January 14, 2011 at 4:26 am

    Depends on the way you look at it, not just this chart.
  98. Profile photo of Kanchan
    Kanchan Male 13-17
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    January 14, 2011 at 4:27 am
    So I don`t have a zodiac anymore? Born 4th of December.
  99. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
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    January 14, 2011 at 4:27 am
    crakrjak: i think that was the joke... ZOOOOOOM!

    and it deosnt mean that you are now a different sighn, it means that people born from now on will have different signs.
  100. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
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    January 14, 2011 at 4:28 am
    CrakrJak (aka Captain Obvious) - I think that was the joke.
  101. Profile photo of Nlupu
    Nlupu Male 18-29
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    January 14, 2011 at 4:33 am
    pfff whatever
  102. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    January 14, 2011 at 4:35 am
    f*ck this, i was born a scorpio, and will be one forever.
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    03swalker Male 18-29
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    January 14, 2011 at 4:45 am
    http://goo.gl/2P5vD

    This is a non-story for most of us.

    That is all.
  104. Profile photo of AlexaR28
    AlexaR28 Female 18-29
    4 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:46 am
    Not true. Don`t Worry.
  105. Profile photo of pdjr
    pdjr Male 40-49
    298 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:58 am
    who cares about that rubbish anyway??? only an idiot would adhere to such a stupid and inaccurate idea of how you`re personality is formed... if you`re an inherently annoying tool don`t go blaming Jupiter...
  106. Profile photo of DracObi
    DracObi Male 18-29
    289 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:59 am
    Why is scrorpio now only a week long?
  107. Profile photo of SapphireHart
    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 5:04 am
    No worries, either way my birthday still falls inside the virgo dates :)
  108. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 5:13 am
    Who gives a flying F*ck? All this s*it is retarded anyway.
  109. Profile photo of parmonie
    parmonie Female 18-29
    168 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 5:14 am
    Cobra, I`m a Scorpio. I would have been a Virgo. HELL NO. Anyway, it is terribly ignorant of everyone to freak out about this. Apparently Fox News got hold of this and then things went a bit haywire when other people heard. UH-DUR.
  110. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32800 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 5:19 am
    This is silly (not that astrology isn`t silly to begin with...) because this is just a chart of the "star signs" the sun actually travels through. Astrology just evens out the dates rather than use such a complicated system, which includes Ophiuchus! LOLZ!

    vv Scorpio is only a week because the Sun `transits` through the tail, which is really thin eh?

    So relax Zodiac lovers, nothing has "changed" & anyhow, WHO would be the `official in charge` to order such a change? Madame Zola?
  111. Profile photo of IAFYM
    IAFYM Female 18-29
    132 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 5:40 am
    Just thought I would point out that we typically use the tropical zodiac, rather than the sidereal zodiac. What you have in these dates above is the sidereal zodiac... Dont worry people.. nothing has changed. NOTHING. people need to do more research rather than posting willynilly
  112. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 5:53 am
    This just rocked my world.
  113. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
    535 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 6:07 am
    what counts is the sign that you were BORN in! these new dates only account for newborn babies!
  114. Profile photo of Webz
    Webz Male 18-29
    542 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 6:07 am
    So pissed off. I used to be a badass motherdrating scorpio!

    WTF EVEN IS A LIBRA!
  115. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 6:21 am
    ok.
  116. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 6:28 am
    wow a lot of you people are retarded, your sign has not been changed, this only applies to people being born today...the shift in earths orbit today doesnt change where the earth was when you were born..
  117. Profile photo of Dartamis
    Dartamis Male 18-29
    26 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:02 am
    The shift didn`t just happen last year all of a sudden. It took place over the past couple thousand years, so anyone alive today would in fact be affected by the new zodiac.
  118. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:04 am
    I dont know about all this.
  119. Profile photo of joemamma123
    joemamma123 Male 40-49
    46 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:10 am
    How do you screw up a horoscope chart? That takes skills......
  120. Profile photo of ilurk
    ilurk Female 18-29
    220 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:21 am
    lol@ people with star sign tattoos.
  121. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:23 am
    and this matters why?
    astrology is all bullpoo anyway
  122. Profile photo of IAFYM
    IAFYM Female 18-29
    132 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:27 am
    Seriously? people go look at the sidereal zodiac, you`ll notice that its different dates to the tropical zodiac (which is what we generally, in the west use)
  123. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:37 am
    ummm...i don`t speak spanish.
  124. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:37 am
    It`s all bullsh*t anyway.
  125. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:41 am
    And I`m still a badass half goat half shark. Awesome.
  126. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 8:20 am
    I have never been into astrology- ever- yet I`m still upset I`m no longer a Gemini :/
  127. Profile photo of Holly69
    Holly69 Female 18-29
    250 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 8:22 am
    this is gonna annoy a lot of people
  128. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 8:26 am
    umm.. riiiighhht..

    every year they publish this stupid article once again. i remember seeing it in 1999-2000-2001...

    i remember them adding a new sign and calling it "the snake" too. they give a title like "in fact there is 13 zodiac signs!" they say everyone`s sign is actually the previous one, etc..

  129. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 8:36 am
    @skullgrin
    Holy sh*t! I didn`t think somebody was actually that stupid, I just thought they weren`t paying attention. The shift didn`t happen rapidly, your "signs" have been wrong for the last thousand years or so. The precession of the equinoxes is a slow, gradual process (~25000 year cycle).

    Tropical/sidereal is complete BS. It`s just an attempt to cling to old beliefs when this comes up every few years. Why base your astrology on dates on an arbitrary calendar instead of the stars. I thought that was the point of Astrology.

    The fact that so many give a sh*t so much about something so fake as to have a six page argument makes me lose a lot of faith in humanity.
  130. Profile photo of QueenZira
    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 8:43 am
    I`ve never believed that astrology determines our destinies, or anything like that, but one has to admit the archetypal portraits of human life it creates are fascinating. Like Aquarius, the archetypal Liberal and Capricorn the archetypal Conservative...

    That being said, they can take my archer`s bow and quiver from me when they pry it out of my cold, dead hands. ;-)
  131. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 8:48 am
    Oh, so THIS is why astrology never worked before, but it`s all fixed now!
  132. Profile photo of Kirakid
    Kirakid Female 18-29
    45 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 8:55 am
    ... This upsets me somehow. Is this real? ; ____ ;
  133. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 8:57 am
    I assure you, I`m am no Leo.
  134. Profile photo of IseeingI2I
    IseeingI2I Male 18-29
    271 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 9:02 am
    ugh heard this on the radio sadly the coolest radio station in houston lost a listener that day
  135. Profile photo of Skillet89
    Skillet89 Male 18-29
    72 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 9:03 am
    This only works for people born in 2009 or later.
  136. Profile photo of EvilCheeseXY
    EvilCheeseXY Female 18-29
    97 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 9:07 am
    No, it HASN`T changed

    FIXED :3

  137. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 9:09 am
    I`m a Cancer always. :I
  138. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 9:10 am
    "This only works for people born in 2009 or later."

    How does that make any sense at all? So instead of the stars slowly shifting over the 3000 years since people started watching these constellations, the stars just changed position all of the sudden between 2008-2009? Really? Who makes up this crap?

    YOUR ZODIAC SIGN DIDN`T CHANGE.
  139. Profile photo of canusuck
    canusuck Male 30-39
    790 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 9:13 am
    So, they adjusted the fake dates that absolutely mean nothing-next up Religion because these are the same sort of fairy tales
  140. Profile photo of steve17
    steve17 Male 13-17
    155 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 9:13 am
    http://i.imgur.com/wcQPC.png
  141. Profile photo of canusuck
    canusuck Male 30-39
    790 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 9:14 am
    3000 years eh PUI, religious much?
  142. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 9:26 am
    ...Babylonian astronomers at some point during the early 1st millennium BC divided the ecliptic into twelve equal zones we know as the zodiac. I didn`t say the constellations have only existed for that long.
  143. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 9:41 am
    WTF? I`m a Sagittarius now?
  144. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 9:43 am
    A lot a people with their zodiac signs as tatts are going to be pissed
  145. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 9:52 am
    I`m a Cancer for life
  146. Profile photo of Skyler92
    Skyler92 Female 18-29
    196 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 9:54 am
    bollocks to this. I`m an aquarian. I was born an aquarian and I shall die an aquarian.
  147. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 9:58 am
    I don`t want to be a Libra. Libra sucks. :(
  148. Profile photo of GeniusSolar
    GeniusSolar Male 13-17
    158 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 10:15 am
    Heh.
    I`m still unaffected as a pisces!
  149. Profile photo of Righteous_D
    Righteous_D Male 18-29
    84 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 10:19 am
    I could say two things about this, each actually conflicts:
    1. so those that follow their horoscopes and said "IT WAS SOO RIGHT!!"..
    2. This actually only effects people who were born after a certain point (I can`t remember when offhand).
  150. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 10:21 am
    Gotta love that half the comments are about how your sign hasn`t changed, the other half completely ignoring them and acting like the world ended.
  151. Profile photo of asscobb
    asscobb Male 18-29
    24 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 10:22 am
    If you are in the united states this does not affect you. There are two zodiacs depending on where in the world you are.
  152. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 10:22 am
    This is crap. Who decided this? A bunch of random PhD`s that`s who and there are a bunch more that disagree with them. Not that horoscopes matter one little bit anyway!

  153. Profile photo of Tehorn
    Tehorn Male 18-29
    53 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 10:30 am
    Srew this! I`M STILL A CANCER!
  154. Profile photo of XxSpitfirexX
    XxSpitfirexX Female 18-29
    88 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 10:34 am
    There is no 13th sign. Now, if by some chance, you do follow sidereal (where your sign relates to constellations, not the sun) for some odd reason, then yes, there is a 13th sign, for people born after a certain year. Astrology was taken out of context and made out to be a type of fortune teller in peoples eyes and it isn`t at all. Astrology and your sun sign were only meant to be an outline, not a guide or set way a person is
  155. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 10:38 am
    @righteous_D
    "2. This actually only effects people who were born after a certain point (I can`t remember when offhand)."

    that certain point you`re looking for is about the year 1100.
  156. Profile photo of HeadiesRusH
    HeadiesRusH Male 18-29
    328 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 10:44 am
    Aww wtf I`m not Gemini anymore!?!?!?!?
  157. Profile photo of TheGodofFail
    TheGodofFail Male 13-17
    126 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 10:44 am
    I`m a Taurus now. Sweet. always wanted to be affiliated with a bull.
  158. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 10:46 am
    I don`t want to be a libra, I LIKED BEING SCORPIO!!! |-(
  159. Profile photo of Katie16LV
    Katie16LV Female 18-29
    20 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 10:47 am
    This new list is only for people for people born after 2009.
  160. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 10:50 am
    i`m pretty sure these only apply is you were born after 2009.. even if i`m wrong, i refuse to be a cancer. i`m a leo, damnit.
  161. Profile photo of hammerdrop
    hammerdrop Male 13-17
    199 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 11:01 am
    >Implying the old Astrological Calendars weren`t already incredibly out-of-date and inaccurate
  162. Profile photo of Hawcon
    Hawcon Male 18-29
    44 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 11:01 am
    Guess i`m not a part of the Zodiac anymore. FREE AT LAST!
  163. Profile photo of Helgarin
    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 11:04 am
    Like most people have said - I thought this was for people born beyond 2009?

    I like being a Taurus :)
  164. Profile photo of MiBelle816
    MiBelle816 Female 18-29
    58 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 11:08 am
    My birthday is August 16, so I would be a Leo either way. I think its hilarious that a bunch of chicks just had their tramp stamps ruined though
  165. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 11:31 am
    Is anyone else bothered by the fact that more people posted here defending Astrology than defending God on religious posts? Astrology is demonstrably absurd and false. At least with gods, you have to understand a little bit of logic and reasoning to argue against it.
  166. Profile photo of onewhosinz
    onewhosinz Female 30-39
    47 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 11:37 am
    If you really want to know what happened here go to this link:
    HERE
    I promise it`s not a virus, just an article explaining what this "new" calendar is and how it really hasn`t changed your horoscope.
    Long article, but does a great job at explaining it all
  167. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 11:48 am
    Yeah, I agree. The ones born under the 12 sign system should just keep it that way, the 13 sign one should be for the newborns for now on
  168. Profile photo of simpletools
    simpletools Male 40-49
    50 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 11:54 am
    I think Helgarin and others are right. It doesn`t actually change your sign because the stars were in the proper position when you where born. Having said that, MiBelle816`s comment about the tramp stamps was pretty funny. And Volsunga, what exactly is so logical about God and religions? By the way, I don`t believe in either Astrology or God(s).
  169. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 12:22 pm
    @simplestools
    "What is so logical about gods and religions"
    Nothing, but you have to understand the rules of logic to understand that. With Astrology, you can easily demonstrate its falsehood to anybody without the need to resort to reasoning to defeat an infinitely regressing fallacies.
    And no, they weren`t in the proper position when you were born. They were in the "proper position" 3000 years ago.
  170. Profile photo of morningkiwi
    morningkiwi Female 18-29
    146 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    Does this apply only to people born after 2009 or does this apply to everyone?
  171. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    Aquarius --> Capricorn

    Now I can listen to Weird Al`s "That`s your Horoscope for Today" and compare a different part of it to me.
  172. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    still the same
  173. Profile photo of Sectsktn
    Sectsktn Female 30-39
    173 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    I`m sorry....this is a fail in my book....Why would Scorpio be only 6 days long?
  174. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    Would somebody please explain to me how they think that "the new horoscope" being only people born after 2009/2010/2012/whatthef ck makes ANY SENSE even if astrology were not arbitrary bullsh*t?

    @sectsktn
    Because the ecliptic of the earth and sun has changed. Some constellations are only passed through for a couple days because the ecliptic only goes through a small part of them.
  175. Profile photo of jennylu
    jennylu Female 18-29
    66 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    I thought your sign was what you were born under. So if the earth "shifted" or whatever, that would not change what we are, but only the people born from here on out?
  176. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    Science!
  177. Profile photo of SillyBella
    SillyBella Female 18-29
    136 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    It only changes if you follow eastern astrology which follows the stars. If you follow western astrology which follows the zodiac it has to do with the tropics around the earth.
  178. Profile photo of J2daosh
    J2daosh Male 18-29
    88 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    haha! Still a virgo, my bday is Sept 16! Woo, win for Josh.
  179. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    F-CK NO IM NOT A VIRGO
  180. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    I was a Cancer and now I`m a Gemini. I don`t know how accurate that is anymore, but at least I`m out from under that damn sign. No more Cancer jokes!
  181. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    I was born under Taurus thus I still am Taurus.
  182. Profile photo of lenjiah
    lenjiah Female 18-29
    52 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    I was a Gemini and now I`m Taurus... NOOOO :(
  183. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    Ah puck, I`m now one of those Gemini people.
  184. Profile photo of Dragonluna
    Dragonluna Female 13-17
    158 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    Of**kuchus >:|
  185. Profile photo of enolamron
    enolamron Male 18-29
    197 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 2:14 pm
    You guuyyyss, RESEARCH! This DOES NOT APPLY to people born before 2009.
  186. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    "I was born under Taurus thus I still am Taurus."



    No way! I was born under a VW bus!
  187. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    Suxs to be born between Nov 30 & Dec 17! Can`t even pronouce the damn thing!!
  188. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 2:39 pm
    Why do people keep claiming that changes to where the stars are in the sky don`t apply before 2009? Stars are constantly moving. It`s been 3000 years since zodiac signs were invented. The stars didn`t stay in one exact spot all that time and then just up and decide to change places in 2009. The dates the signs start and end didn`t move 20 days over at once. If you`re going to do by the sidereal zodiac, at least make sense.
  189. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    Meh, don`t care about that bullcrap anyway.
  190. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:37 pm
    Such a quaint billion dollar industry.
  191. Profile photo of tomboygirl12
    tomboygirl12 Female 13-17
    321 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    People always get the date for Sept 23 wrong, it`s supposed to be under Libra.
    But whatever, I`m a virgo now.....hmm... :/
  192. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    I don`t want to be a libra, I LIKED BEING SCORPIO!!!

    Since it`s all completely fictional anyway, just pick whatever sign you like. So what if some other people do it differently? It`s your completely unsubstantiated faith - make it up your own way. There isn`t an astrological inquisition that will execute you for heresy.
  193. Profile photo of Mario561
    Mario561 Male 18-29
    57 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:31 pm
    this is wrong, i am not a fish (pisces), i`m a RAM (Aries) >-(
  194. Profile photo of Delos
    Delos Male 18-29
    205 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    drat no drat no drat NO! I am a Gemini, and that will never change! bweehehe
  195. Profile photo of lytle_lytle
    lytle_lytle Male 18-29
    208 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:34 pm
    YAY, I am still a Capircorn (By one day)
  196. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    Shift only valid for sidereal astrology. Solar astrology, that is, the zodiac, has no changes.
  197. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    Ehh, still Pisces.
  198. Profile photo of redspade
    redspade Male 13-17
    150 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 5:10 pm
    meh, at least im no longer a crappy car.
  199. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 6:00 pm
    Yay, still pisces. I love that word, pisces pisces pisces...
  200. Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 6:43 pm
    Pisces errywhere
    i used to be teetering on the line between aries and pisces
    also, wtf? a new sign? they can`t just do that! it`s like... cheating.. or something.
  201. Profile photo of dmonman
    dmonman Male 13-17
    59 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 6:59 pm
    Yeah this is crap, It is for only the people who beleive in the solar astronomy, the majority of the america`s and europe beleive in tropical astronomy. Which would have no change. But if not then yeah this is the right thing.
  202. Profile photo of Porkchop275
    Porkchop275 Male 18-29
    120 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:55 pm
    Aquarius???!!!??? wtf? no way! i`m still gunna stick with pisces.
  203. Profile photo of gcoiteux
    gcoiteux Female 13-17
    22 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 8:01 pm
    PEOPLE. THE ASTRONOMERS SAID THEMSELVES THAT THEY ARE WRONG. THESE ARE ALL WRONG, AND THE OLD ZODIACS ARE STILL IN PLACE.

    BTW, Aquarius is to the 18th, not 19th.
  204. Profile photo of Arvz
    Arvz Male 18-29
    236 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 8:02 pm
    Not Gemini anymore, Taurus now. That sucks, I go from two hot twin chicks to an effin bull.
  205. Profile photo of ninjabot
    ninjabot Male 13-17
    241 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 8:05 pm
    dude why is scorpio so short? i mean why not just lengthen that
  206. Profile photo of Porcelyn
    Porcelyn Female 18-29
    27 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 8:52 pm
    Still the crazy, dual personality Gemini I always was lol
  207. Profile photo of dielaughing
    dielaughing Female 13-17
    129 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 9:02 pm
    Nope I`m sticking with libra
  208. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 9:07 pm
    Aww no, I`m not going to stop telling people that `I am a Cancer` while smiling evilly. That`s pretty much the only perk of being born under a zodiac sign which shares the name of a horrible disease.
  209. Profile photo of W2
    W2 Male 13-17
    244 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 9:51 pm

    I`m...
    the same.

  210. Profile photo of bordo
    bordo Male 50-59
    907 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 9:57 pm
    I`m not part of the Zodiac anymore does that mean I don`t exist?
  211. Profile photo of sirgurl
    sirgurl Female 18-29
    108 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 10:14 pm
    What a rubbish name though!!!
  212. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 10:38 pm
    im still a cancer... screw it man. but i heard it was just for people born after 2009 or something
  213. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 1:11 am
    what you are is based on what you were born under, changing the signs of future generations is not changing your sign
  214. Profile photo of philipd412
    philipd412 Male 30-39
    49 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 4:54 am
    I will always be a RAM, not a fish!
  215. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32800 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 6:09 am
    Anyhow, this information is NOT NEW, it`s been around for ages! The Sun transits 13 `star signs` not 12 has been known since the origin of the Zodiac, but they left Opiuchus OUT because they liked the number 12.
    This book:



    Deals with that, and was written in 1977, eh?
  216. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32800 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 6:10 am
    ie: there is no "shift" it`s been like this for 3000 years already...
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 7:34 am
    scientist just want to control everything dont they...dicks...
  218. Profile photo of hammerdrop
    hammerdrop Male 13-17
    199 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 9:32 am
    @I-IS-BORED

    You understand that the "old" zodiac calendar (the one you`ve lived with for most of your life) is thousands of years out-of-date compared to this "new" one, so in reality this calendar is much closer to your real zodiac sign than the one you`re used to.


    This is of course assuming the zodiac has any credibility whatsoever, which it doesn`t.
  219. Profile photo of Trojan
    Trojan Male 18-29
    511 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 10:45 am
    Nope, always gonna be a Leo. And who the drat cares enough to change it? It`s just a novelty to look at in the morning paper, astrology is a bunch of horseshhit.
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    schmaples Male 18-29
    41 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 11:02 am
    i wonder women have the wrong birth sign tattooed on their(hip, ass, wrist, ankle, foot.
  221. Profile photo of newbzoorz
    newbzoorz Male 13-17
    217 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 11:55 am
    Noes. I want to keep being a gemini, not a taurus. Twins ftw.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    I`m still a leo, yay!
  223. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    336 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    this is only applicable to those born Nov 2009 or later.
  224. Profile photo of delayna_6
    delayna_6 Female 18-29
    14 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    Eastern/ Sidereal astrology, looks to the constellations as its guide. This is why there is a changing of signs and the addition of the 13th sign. The horoscopes people read is Western astrology and goes by the zodiac. These signs follow what early astrologers called star signs, whose reference points are the tropics that form a ring around the earth. The zodiac is based on our relationship to the sun, not the stars.
  225. Profile photo of whatevs
    whatevs Female 13-17
    126 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 6:49 pm
    I should tell my dad that he`s now an ophiuchus
  226. Profile photo of Madhouse221
    Madhouse221 Male 13-17
    14 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    drat this poo! I want to stay a Taurus
  227. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 10:13 pm
    this only effects people born after 2009
  228. Profile photo of Yawn-Man
    Yawn-Man Male 18-29
    51 posts
    January 16, 2011 at 3:02 am
    "this only effects people born after 2009"

    Phew. I was getting worried there.
  229. Profile photo of reaperinpink
    reaperinpink Female 18-29
    6 posts
    January 16, 2011 at 6:33 am
    Ophiuchus sounds like a bodily fluid.
  230. Profile photo of Happy_Pandas
    Happy_Pandas Female 13-17
    307 posts
    January 16, 2011 at 6:49 am
    This whole thing irks me, and I wasn`t big into astrology anyway, but at least I know some stuff about it.
    Okay.. there`s been a 13th sign for like... EVER. But they never used it.. and anyway this isn`t even for the astrology that MOST people go by laoisdjasoljai

    and wasn`t this started by one guy anyway?
  231. Profile photo of adlinbaby
    adlinbaby Female 18-29
    404 posts
    January 16, 2011 at 11:36 pm
    ok, look. your sign has not changed, neither has mine, or anyone elses.

    there are two kinds of astrology, western, and sidereal

    http://news.blogs.cnn.com /2011/01/13/no-your-zodiac-sign -hasnt-changed/

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