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Date: 01/14/11 03:34 PM

68 Responses to Someone Doesn`t Know How Locks Work [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Bunny_Killer
    Bunny_Killer Male 13-17
    82 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    Link: Someone Doesn`t Know How Locks Work - Anyone else see anything wrong here?
  2. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    It`s the redneck anti-theft protection system! Didn`t you guys know that?
  3. Profile photo of tomboygirl12
    tomboygirl12 Female 13-17
    321 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    Oh, I definitely don`t see anything wrong here....yep. >->
  4. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    Spot the weakest link!
  5. Profile photo of Shottyb
    Shottyb Male 18-29
    13 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:48 pm
    HAve u ever tried pulling those tie wraps apart?? Id say stronger than a lock.. LOL
  6. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    I don`t see it.
  7. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    But you can cut them Shotty..
  8. Profile photo of MisterG
    MisterG Male 30-39
    633 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    Nothing wrong here...
  9. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:04 pm
    @Shottyb
    have you ever heard of scissors? or knives perhaps?
  10. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    he didn`t even clip off the rest of it
  11. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:29 pm
    This chain link fence...

    <puts on sunglasses>

    ...has the weakest link.


    YYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!
  12. Profile photo of thecranberry
    thecranberry Male 18-29
    731 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:31 pm
    "HAve u ever tried pulling those tie wraps apart?? Id say stronger than a lock.. LOL"

    Awesome.
  13. Profile photo of Pravda7
    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:33 pm
    This is the funniest fail in a long time.
  14. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    Shottyb: A lighter would melt that plastic in seconds.
  15. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    i think the link couldn`t reach the padlock, so they had to join it to the broken link with that plastic thing, if that makes any sense
  16. Profile photo of The-Brit
    The-Brit Male 50-59
    127 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:45 pm
    The lock would easily reach the unbroken part of the chain so why bother with that?
  17. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    For those of you missing it, notice how the two links don`t intertwine.
  18. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    Hurrr.
  19. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 5:02 pm
    who the drat was stupid enough to do this?
  20. Profile photo of museike
    museike Male 18-29
    84 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    Either the key had been lost and the owner used that as a temporary way for it to at least LOOK locked up from a distance.

    Or, as someone suggested on another website, was done after a theft so passers by don`t see a lock and chain hanging off the gate.
  21. Profile photo of Nlupu
    Nlupu Male 18-29
    229 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 5:12 pm
    the biggest lock, with the smallest zap strap... awesome. Some peoples kidz...
  22. Profile photo of ajd121
    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 5:13 pm
    Maybe they just want to keep the gate closed and prevent it from blowing open in the wind rather than trying to keep people out.
  23. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 5:32 pm
    Considering you can get past most security measures like this with a single tool or by simple climbing, the real fail here is thinking that these measures will prevent people from taking your poo.
  24. Profile photo of mamabouffant
    mamabouffant Female 18-29
    84 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 5:45 pm
    If I hadn`t seen the actual lock underneath, I would have said `only the fires of Mordor will break this chain now` :(
  25. Profile photo of bawbzilla
    bawbzilla Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 5:50 pm
    What everyone has failed to realize is that if he were to simply get rid of the three disconnected links of chain and hook the look on the links that are still attached it would still work.
  26. Profile photo of SexBobOmb
    SexBobOmb Female 18-29
    62 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 6:05 pm
    -looks at the picture-
    hmmm.
    -looks again-
    a zip tie to hold 2 links together....
    -stares at the picture-
    i don`t get....OH! you could just cut the tie and the huge lock would have no real Significance!

    yeah i`m slow^-^
  27. Profile photo of regalia13
    regalia13 Female 18-29
    212 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 6:33 pm
    @bawbzilla- It`s possible the chain itself isn`t long enough and there wouldn`t be enough slack to connect the chain.
  28. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    And the weakest link is...
  29. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    702 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:08 pm
    @SexBobOmb
    it`s okey, you`re hot <3 ;)
  30. Profile photo of birdawg68
    birdawg68 Male 40-49
    133 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:13 pm
    I`m gonna guess they lost the key and cut the chain. The zip tie is just as effective as a lock though. Anybody can cut a chain or lock pretty quickly if they want. Locks actually only work on honest people anyway.
  31. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:20 pm
    Hahaha it took me a little while to see it :-P

    In my defense, I was expecting the chain rigging to be pointless (ex. wrapping the chain around something that allows it to be easily slid off)
  32. Profile photo of Theyoyoguy
    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
    462 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:47 pm
    uhh how hard is it to solder a chain link to another one for god`s sake.
  33. Profile photo of sylphies
    sylphies Female 18-29
    282 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:50 pm
    @regalia13 - plausible argument, however, if that were the case, there wouldn`t be so much slack on the chain that it could hang down like that. I`ve had to use this kind of chain to lock my bike, and when there was barely enough slack, the links would be tight together and make a more uniform ring shape. There`s plenty of slack that they should be able reach the link without the twist tie.
  34. Profile photo of blckhawk1234
    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:53 pm
    @sexbobomb

    it`s okay. Just do not reproduce.
  35. Profile photo of TheLegend
    TheLegend Male 18-29
    84 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 8:59 pm
    blckhawk1234 are you kidding me shes perfect! i think im in love lol
  36. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 9:27 pm
    fail
  37. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 10:23 pm
    lmao, i could probably kick that and break it...
  38. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 10:27 pm
    ha ha ha! Failed indeed!
  39. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 10:34 pm
    That extra was probably used cause without it, the strand was too small, but both extra links werent needed so they just tied that one extra link...?
  40. Profile photo of Adi_Noor
    Adi_Noor Male 18-29
    191 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 10:41 pm
    looks more fun if someone really tries to break that lock!
  41. Profile photo of kharing
    kharing Male 18-29
    10 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 11:05 pm
    I think too many people are focused on the extra link... and not on the zip tie.
  42. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 11:13 pm
    "who the drat was stupid enough to do this?"

    Probably an intellectual braintrust on par with the people that are convinced we need an explanation as to what is wrong with this picture.
  43. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 1:35 am
    hahaha, judging by the comments on here, most people are also too retarded to know how a chain lock works...
  44. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 2:38 am
    lolz, what is the point in having a massive strong chain if your just gonna replace a chink with a zip tie
  45. Profile photo of Mr_Pedo_Bear
    Mr_Pedo_Bear Male 70 & Over
    997 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 4:05 am
    Shopped! I`ve seen a lot of shops in my day and I can tell because of the pixels, its in the pixels people!
  46. Profile photo of apermal
    apermal Male 18-29
    322 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 4:23 am
    "Saturday, January 15, 2011 2:38:24 AM
    lolz, what is the point in having a massive strong chain if your just gonna replace a chink with a zip tie "

    Hello Captain Obvious, where have you been today?
  47. Profile photo of ZiggZagg
    ZiggZagg Male 13-17
    243 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 4:46 am
    if this was shopped why would you take a picture of a chained up gate?
  48. Profile photo of philipd412
    philipd412 Male 30-39
    49 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 4:48 am
    The one link has bolt cutter marks on it! LOL
  49. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33126 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 5:12 am
    Well, if you lost the key, and the zip-tie is not in plain sight, it still serves it`s purpose.
  50. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 6:39 am
    no amount of duct tape and paper clips could get you out of this one!
  51. Profile photo of inversegrav
    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 6:48 am
    Brilliant
  52. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 7:00 am
    The link left of the zip tie is a perfect example of why weak people should not use bolt cutters.
  53. Profile photo of furryblob
    furryblob Male 18-29
    574 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 9:07 am
    You`re only as strong as your weakest link.
  54. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7611 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 9:24 am
    Should`ve used bailer twine.
  55. Profile photo of Forplay2k
    Forplay2k Male 50-59
    660 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 11:49 am
    The thing about that is it looks locked from the other side.
  56. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 11:51 am
    What everyone has failed to realize is that if he were to simply get rid of the three disconnected links of chain and hook the look on the links that are still attached it would still work.
    What you fail to realize is that everyone realizes that.
  57. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    What do you mean they cut though the chain last night? No worries, I have a fool proof plan...
  58. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    Don`t underestimate the strength of zip-ties. I`ve got some holding up the exhaust system on the driver`s side of my truck.
    The other half has a coat hanger involved...
  59. Profile photo of milo126
    milo126 Male 18-29
    103 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 5:03 pm
    kinda looks like this is the side with the hinge. so it never seperates anyways. right?
  60. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 11:40 pm
    Hey everyone, it`s because the guy uses a zip tie and a lock together. Pick one or the other. /troll

    Many of you are on the trolltrain to failtown.
  61. Profile photo of Yawn-Man
    Yawn-Man Male 18-29
    51 posts
    January 16, 2011 at 2:17 am
    Maybe he realised the chain was too long and decided to shorten it... And... hmmm... accidentally brought a zip-loc instead of the key to the lock???
  62. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    January 16, 2011 at 4:39 am
    He`d be really locky to have no one break into his meth lab.
  63. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    January 16, 2011 at 8:26 am
    he he I didnt see it at first.
    Then I was like ROFLMAO
  64. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    January 16, 2011 at 8:31 am
    the link with the zip tie looks to have "attack" by a bolt cutter

    if they want in badly enough, a cut zip tie is way easier to replace than a chain or chain links.

  65. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    January 16, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    "He`d be really locky to have no one break into his meth lab."


    better zip it before someone finds out.
  66. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 16, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    lol
  67. Profile photo of sylphies
    sylphies Female 18-29
    282 posts
    January 16, 2011 at 7:00 pm
    @regalia13 - plausible argument, however, if that were the case, there wouldn`t be so much slack on the chain that it could hang down like that. I`ve had to use this kind of chain to lock my bike, and when there was barely enough slack, the links would be tight together and make a more uniform ring shape. There`s plenty of slack that they should be able reach the link without the twist tie.
  68. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 17, 2011 at 8:08 am
    Really ?

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