Remember The Texting Mall Fountain Lady This Week?

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago

You know how she was texting in the mall and fell tits first into that fountain? Now she"s all pissed at us. HA!
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Female 999
You know this vid was totally faked. She even stepped up into the fountain! How did anyone know who she was from the crappy security video? She`s so full of p00
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Male 185
I hope she`s sterile. tl;dr anyone notice the austin powers resemblance?
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Female 235
Hey, lady. That`s what happens when you don`t have the brains to pull your eyes away from your phone long enough to see where you`re going. You fall into sh-t. Deal.
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Male 405
T, T!
Learn to pronounce it!
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Male 294
oh no.. I`m on youtube!!!
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Male 325
OH and its still funny!
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Male 325
@tainteddeity You sir are the reason there are millions of frivolous suits out there. NO ONE would have known it was her unless she came out and told every one. As she did. She obviously was not hurt she got up and walked away. So some UNDER paid security guard decided it was funny and put it on you tube.. She could have done nothing and it wouldn`t have got as big as it is now.. SO STOP BLEEDING about it...
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Male 848
If it was me, I`d find it hilarious and then contact the security firm for compensation.
They totally shouldn`t have uploaded that footage onto youtube.
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Male 3,915
and now there is a viral video of her crying about it....
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Male 371
How much yer new phone cost, @$$tard?
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Male 474
Ah the simple hilarity and reality of life
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Male 136
hahahahahaha!!!! boo hoo hoo!!! get over it. you cant even tell it was her. i would of not said anything
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Male 579
No reason for that video to get out? There`s every reason for that video to be on the interwebs.
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Female 2,525
Oh, boo hoo. It could be a hell of a lot worse. Learn to laugh at yourself and you`ll be a happier person.
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Male 670
the internet claims another victim!
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Female 2,509
she was in court yesterday because she used a co-workers credit card (they work in the mall) and apparently she has a history of theft.
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Male 705
Even the news reporter knows she`s a f*cking retard.
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Female 833
lol @ gecibebele... so true. so true.
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Female 290
Daddy!!? They got me on Youtube bahaha
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Male 76
Got text from church-friend ey? That supposed to impress me? retard.
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Male 260
Stupid woman, this would have never happened if she was making sandwiches in the kitchen like shes supposed to lmao... although honestly i dont think theres a man out there that would marry an ugly woman like that anyways hahaha
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Male 306
Oh, say! can you see by the dawn`s early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight`s last gleaming;
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O`er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket`s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there:
Oh, say! does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O`er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
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Male 3,076
Screw you guys, I`m suing you.

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Female 683
Yeaaaah. NOW everyone knows who she is. Unleash the flying monkeys. Sick uhm. D<
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Male 1
she should of kept her mouth shut and no one would ever have know it was her to bad of a picture to see who shows you the intelligence of people these days unless she playing coy for the 15 minutes of fame
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Female 5,222
looks like those news anchors still think its hilarious
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Female 1,095
Come on lady, 99% of the youtube population didn`t even know who you were. Now that this video is on youtube everyone will see that you`re a giant emotional ninny. She just wants money for a mistake she made. I hate people like her.
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Male 2,085
@NotTHATbored: This was taken from a story on MSNBC
In the hours that followed Cathy Cruz Marrero`s appearance on `Good Morning America` today to talk about the fall and its aftermath, she was in court for a status hearing on charges of five felony counts, including theft by deception and receiving stolen property," reports ABC News.

Turns out Marrero`s been out on $7,500 bail since 2009, after being charged with running up more than $5,000 in purchases on a co-worker`s credit card. No wonder she had a lawyer handy.

Marrero`s next court date is April 21, and she`s facing about six months of house arrest and electronic monitoring, according to the Reading Eagle. So all y`all talking about how if she just shut up and went on with her life, nobody would know it was her in the fountain
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Male 44
@ NotTHATbored - It is true. I just read it on ABC news.

Also, the security guard was fired.

Talk about a win-win situation!
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Male 42
There is NO WAY anyone could have identified her. She saw it on youtube and thought she can cash in now. This is in a PUBLIC area with NO expectation of privacy. Just a whinny bi*ch trying to cash in.
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Female 154
"It was an ugly moment for her and no reason for that video to get out" So let`s put on the news and spread it more! Geeze. She needs to chill out, the bigger she whines about it the more people are going to laugh at her. She just needs to shut up and in less than a month nobody is going to care.
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Female 138
Meh, video of her falling in wasn`t funny.
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Female 87
Actually..it`s a security camera. It`s bad enough that they have cameras trained on our every move; when they start posting our humiliating moments on YouTube, they`re abusing their dubiously appointed power. She`s brave to protest.
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Male 44
Plus, she is on private property, not in public, though I don`t know how that changes things.
I think the problem the mall has is having security guards that feel it is okay to steal and share security video.
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Male 44
I hate frivoulous lawsuits. BUT...
There are a lot of comments saying that no one would have known it was her if she didn`t say anything, but in the interview she said that someone called her and told her she was on YouTube, which means someone knew that it was her before she said anything.
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Male 236
Welcome to the Internet, Lady. Enjoy your stay, in a few weeks we`ll all be bored from you anyway.
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Female 219
Sue.. pfft..I don`t think she will get much if anything she fell because of her own stupidity and if she works there then she would no there was no railing and plus she didn`t hurt anything but her pride, i hate people like this. Dumb B**CH
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Female 355
WFMZ 69 news, is our local news station! I made the mistake of going to 69news.com when they first started doing their own local weather broadcasts...the weather was apparently titties w/ a chance of balls.
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Male 221
look at the microphone... 69?
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Male 251
She calls her husband "Daddy"... I think that says it all.
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Male 3
Really? She`s texting while walking and falls into a fountain and she`s upset because people laughed or made comments? It`s funny, she`s not hurt and if she`d leave it alone...she`d be forgotten in a week.
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Male 110
this lady could be onto something - ticket to life of non-working by suing for your own stupidity! off to the mall i go
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Male 127
Clever.
Before - some dumb ass fell in a fountain.
Now - she can claim huge damages because the whole world knows who she is.
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Male 634
No one knew who she was before she went on TV to talk about it, what a dummy.
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Female 582
Seriously, how stupid can you be? Nobody, not even mall security, knew who you were. Then you get upset because they post a video of you when you were IN A PUBLIC PLACE? You just further embarrassed yourself virally on the internet.

I don`t know if you`re just an attention whore or a dumb ass or both, but you should be shot.
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Female 1,894
u cant even tell thats her!!!
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Male 32
so she goes from basically no one knowing who she was other than that lady that was busy texting and fell in a fountain to going on the local news and now every one knows who she is, and we get to laugh at her more.... how did she think... wait after both of her vids i dont think she does think...
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Male 2,402
Welcome to the New World Order lady. Your watched everyday in the city.
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Male 369
Suck it up! People get more enjoyment from those videos than shame even if you were laughed at. So what if you contributed! She probobly laughed at some worse ones herself.
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Male 24
I LOVE how the news reporters can barely hold a straight face. Does this lady actually think people are taking her seriously?
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Male 25,416
ha, everybody sues
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Male 2,440
So not only is she an idiot, but she`s also a litigious cûnt.

tsk tsk
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Female 1,101
So I hear that she has criminal charges for stealing pending against her already? Anyone know if that is true?
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Male 1,471
She`s living both American dreams.. She`s now famous, AND gets to sue somebody for millions of dollars!.. All `cause she fell into a fountain..
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Male 2,050
You saw pennies and coins and didn`t take any? You should have grabbed them and put them in the collection bin the next time you went to church.
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Male 1,249
She sounds like she is really upset with this instant money making opportunity.
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Male 288
did this lady hit her head on the bottom of that fountain because she is retarded! And I really want to stick that news lady!!
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Male 2,033
Huh, that was stupid of me. Of course, it was hardly the most popular video ever and people are already forgetting about it so maybe I should draw more attention to myself by being a total twat on national television. That will show them!
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Male 286
Giver her all the change in the fountain. I think that`s a fair settlement.
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Male 85
"daddy, they got me on youtube" will become a meme greater than the original video. Mark my words.
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Female 803
Hoooooodedoo. I`m keeping my fingers crossed that the judge throws it out because it`s her own fault.
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Male 91
what a drating idiot. i guess that every single person seen in `epic fail` videos should piss and moan and complain how they would like to sue. people like this make planet earth suck sometimes
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Female 73
classic case of stupid people not wanting to accept responsibility for their actions. you fell, it was hilarious, you weren`t hurt (except for your pride), now get over it!
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Male 2,988
"I did something really stupid and people laughed at me. My life is ruined! The only think that can help rebuild it is money so I`m going to have to sue someone for my mistake."

Hopefully the money she gets from sueing can be used for some acting classes, that fake cry was terribad.
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Male 294
I`d kind of like to know how exactly she can sue. I mean, you have video evidence that it happened, so it`s not slander. There`s no reasonable expectation of privacy, and she`s on private property.

I`d counter sue, just to make sure the video gets played to the jury.

I would accept that case without a second thought.
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Male 684
if she had been driving and killed a bunch of people no one would be laughing. So everyone that goes to the mall where this happened, remember who to blame when they don`t allow cellphones in the mall:)
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Male 7,378
Stupid newsman! There was [quote]EVERY[/quote]reason to post it to youtube! She`s in a public domain. There is no right to privacy. She ought not sue, she`ll be a two time loser.

Clearly she loves the attention and the fake crocodile tears for being posted to youtube are just ridiculous. Without youtube there`d be no interview honey.
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Male 551
@bacon_pie
Bwahahaha... Oh man, thanks to you my
keyboard is full of dr pepper. lol
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Male 34
ugh that accent is so effing annoying!
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Male 426
she`s just embarrassed she`s a dumb b!tch. BOO HOO! If someone put me on you tube for falling into a fountain and i got that many hits. that would be awesome.
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Male 17,512
According to most states laws, You have no expectation of privacy in a public space. Also, She would have to prove damages, hurt feelings don`t count monetarily.

So basically it`s going to be tough for her to make a viable case for damages.
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Female 838
Oh STFU you wouldn`t have been able to know it was her if it weren`t for her going public. She probably told some people that this had happened and next thing you know they could watch it happening. I love the way she was trying to impart blame on the mall at the beginning by saying "there was nothing for me to grab or hold onto"
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Male 177
Crying and calling her dad? Like she never laughed at someone falling over on America`s Funniest Home Videos.
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Male 55
dumb bitch if you ask me, although you didnt
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Female 4,039
Some people have no sense of humor - or any kind of sense.
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Male 15,510
Sue everybody!
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Male 3,061
what happened to austin powers!?
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Male 105
Hellooo... ever hear of Peripheral vision lady? In my high school of over 2,000 students, I could navigate packed halls to my next class while reading a paperback book, and I never found myself unexpectedly on the floor....
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Male 3,472
How do ya think Pamela felt? F her!
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Female 1,101
Give me a break, you can`t even tell who she is in that video! She`s the one who decided to go on the news and let everyone know who she was! Plus she was in public where you can expect to be recorded!
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Male 295
I was on.... YOUTUBE!! NOOOOOOOO!
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Male 5,194
Bad acting at 1:20. Screw her and her fake boo-hoo emo BS.
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Male 247
Not very funny since I have an IQ of over 20.
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Male 1,360
reprted dude pussed out hella hard in this video.
"and there`s no reason this video should`ve gotten out"
STFU
it would`ve been better for her to stay off the news tho, it`d keep the world from seeing her face.
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Male 675
Waitwaitwait... she -works- there? If you work there and something like that still happens, I`m sorry, its insanely funny, the internet deserves to see. And hell, no one knew who she was (at least that I`m aware of) until now when she stepped forward. And she called her "daddy" too? I assume she was about to say husband but she never finished that statement and went straight to mentioning how she calls him daddy... lady, you`re really painting a high class picture of yourself, it was a funny incident, laugh, haha, get over it. It shows more class for you to be able to point and laugh at yourself than it does for you to point at and blame others when you`ve made a dumb mistake.
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Male 2,441
This could have all been avoided if she wasn`t a complete moron. But then who would we have to laugh at :)
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Male 2,841
Looks like somebody lost their sense of humor.
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Male 382
She had to text back and is to stupid to walk and see where she is going. Bitch is to stupid to own a phone
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Male 10,845
Why do we at IAB give a 5h17?

Seriously people just fu<king watch where you`re fu<king going, and don`t text in the process.
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Male 142
I got a call from everybody telling me I was on utube and ooovan...oovan....oovan...crybabybitch
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Male 602
I`m just glad to know that she has never laughed at someone doing something stupid on the internet before. That whole...glass house thing.

I think she just wanted an interview in hopes someone would autotune it and she could make a mint.
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Male 10,440
She`s very Orange too.
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Male 391
I`m with Skythe, if she was so embarassed, why is she on TV talking about it? Why is she so butthurt that people are laughing at her for this? Does she honestly think she`s the only one who`s ever been mocked for doing something stupid? Puh-lease.
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Male 13
While she may be able to sue due to lack of response to the incident from the mall`s security, the courts have already ruled that if you are out in public you have NO right to privacy and if you are videotaped in a public area you can NOT sue for damages. That ruling stemmed from a Girls Gone Wild video back in the 90s where a girl was filmed and then a relative bought a copy and saw her on it.
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Male 126
There wasn`t anything in the video that personally identified who she was. Seems like she decided to be interviewed so the whole world could put a face to the video.
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Male 10,440
Funny? yes. 15 minutes of fame? Yes. Sue the mall? Well... it`s a mall, its not an individual. It`s not like she`s suing a person. She`s not gonna win though. Emotional damages are next to worthless.
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Male 5,413
So, just because she`s from Church I should care? XD Laugh at it and move on. It`s funny.
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Male 965
You`re so embarrassed by it that you... go on television to talk about how embarrassed you are?
Haha, yeah...no.
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Male 645
yep that`s the news today...
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Male 2,552
She has a legal right to sue this time. The security guard should`ve known better than to put that on YouTube. She should be suing the guard who let it out; not the mall.
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Male 54
It`s Austin Powers !!!!!!1!
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Male 1,929
I also have no idea how anyone would know it was her, other than people who actually know what civies she wears enough to recognise her, who surely she wouldn`t care about knowing anyway. She can`t be suing. The didn`t put a video out of *her* falling into a fountain; they put a video out of *someone* falling into a fountain, and then she went "OMG that`s MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!".
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Male 540
"It could have been any of us."

Sure, if any of us were stupid enough to fall into a fountain.
At her place of work no less, it should hardly have been surprising.

Also, how delicious is the hypocrisy of the station showing this?

You don`t get to end a piece with "...and there was no reason for that video to get out." if it started with "...video we showed you a little earlier this week..."

*Woman falls over* is not news, so it was clearly being shown in the first place for the purposes of laughing at her.
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Female 2,674
From the first video, I thought she was just kinda clumsy. But now from this video, I`m convinced she`s a f*cking retard.
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Male 37,888
no one knew it was her until she came forward and said "I am the stupid cow who did that".

Humiliation is self-inflicted here.
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Male 36,410
She`ll sue, it`s always about the money. If she were ACTUALL embarrased she wouldn`t go on TV and cry about it!
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Female 3,001
meh, i would see the funny side if i was her. im pretty oblivious to things, i go running and ran into a tree once, i told everyone cause i thought it was hilarious.

you gotta laugh at yourself if you do stupid things, stupid is as stupid does.
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Female 133
I agree with her anger. However, I have no clue how anyone would know that was her. The mall shouldn`t have posted the video without her permission. And she just fell in the pool, it isn`t that terrible. It`s not like her pants fell down or the she fell and broke her neck and everyone is laughing. Not like that at all. It`s harmless. It could have been any of us.
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Female 676
Was she going to say she calls her husband Daddy? Who the drat calls their husband Daddy?
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Female 843
And if security had released it to some show where she could make money off it (like America`s Funniest Home Videos) then she wouldn`t have any problem with it. It`s all about the money.
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Male 242
A person that goes to church walking blindly? WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT?
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Male 2
@FoSchizle

Exactly!
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Male 1,548
This is why old media is dead. We don`t need an interview with every single assh*le that gets in a viral video.
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Male 132
I can`t believe you can sue people for being offended.
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Male 10,339
I CALLED IT!

Stupid bitch.
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Male 352
1. It was funny and she agrees
2. No one knew who she was until she went on the news.
3. If that happened to me I would so put it on Youtube myself.
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Male 1,244
If she never went on the news, nobody would`ve known it was her... IDIOTS! >.>
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Male 330
How the heck could anyone tell that was her to begin with? If she hadn`t told people what had happened, they never would have known.
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Male 4,807
Oh yea lady....Just wait and see what happens to this interview on youtube.
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Male 1,178
booh-drating-hoo suck it up woman, you made a fool out of yourself and people found it funny. That`s life, get over it...
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Male 1,222
If you dont want to be on youtube while doing something embarrassing, dont do anything embarrassing
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Female 1,380
She should get an iphone and download this app.
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Male 864
"No reason for that video to get out."

I think the fact that she`s stupid and fell into a fountain is reason enough...
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Male 425
don`t text and walk. that`s like rule number one; if you were texting and driving and drove into a fountain, we`d still put u on youtube.
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Male 3,314
She`s not mad at us, she`s mad at mall security for releasing the video and what they said about her.
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Male 29
What a turd.
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Male 1,523
she just wanted to get on the news.
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Male 19,854
Link: Remember The Texting Mall Fountain Lady This Week? [Rate Link] - You know how she was texting in the mall and fell tits first into that fountain? Now she`s all pissed at us. HA!
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