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Date: 01/03/11 11:47 AM

74 Responses to Religious Group Sets May 21, 2011 As Judgment Day

  1. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 11:44 am
    Link: Religious Group Sets May 21, 2011 As Judgment Day - Break out the unleavened bread and wine! It looks like Jesus is coming early!
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    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 11:56 am
    0:17 Dammit, now I want Outback :`(
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    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 11:57 am
    Offer these people a deal where you pay them 5 monthly installments of $1,000, but on 5/22/2011 you take ownership of all their possessions. Post the video of the offer so we can all laugh at them 5 months early.
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2372 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 11:59 am
    Nutjobs need hobbies too, I guess.
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    savemejebus Female 30-39
    143 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    Oh god.
  6. Profile photo of Discobiscuit
    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 12:01 pm
    o_o
  7. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 12:01 pm
    just one year without judgement day please.
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    stagefreak Male 18-29
    379 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 12:06 pm
    what`s up with the guy with the eye patch on 00:53
  9. Profile photo of keith17
    keith17 Male 30-39
    7 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    dumb. so, so dumb.
  10. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    God wants you to pay off your bills
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    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    Pirate!!!! I saw it, they go to Walmart too!
  12. Profile photo of mrpuddle
    mrpuddle Male 18-29
    385 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    s0rd3dvis1on agreed
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    Cats_Suck Male 18-29
    57 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    Well, on the positive side, when all these religious morons evaporate into heaven on May 21st, at least the rest of us will have some goddam peace and quiet for a while until the Earth explodes.

    I say it`s worth it.
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    redser99 Male 30-39
    114 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 12:36 pm
    Notice how the guy is studdering on his responses? That`s because he`s preoccupied on thinking where and how big to buy his next wallet. This is purely a promotion to make some quick serious cash and then cashout on May 20th and simply say `oops`. LOL In April, their website will indeed be overwhelmed with advertiser spots engulfing the little stories sent in by followers LOL. This is great! He`s living the American dream. LOL Shoot, I can`t stop laughing LOL.
  15. Profile photo of digbychicken
    digbychicken Male 18-29
    235 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    damn ill never get to 18!
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    I am a devout Christian and this is absolutely silly. I liked the part when the reporter said, "with a group of ten believers." If it happens on May 21st, I hope it`s pleasant outside. I don`t want the end of the world to happen and it be raining. YUCK!
  17. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    Found a couple of the cult`s youtube channels.

    Apparently they`re offering free resources. Looks like my doomsday cult collection is about to grow a bit bigger...
  18. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    A list of people who predicted the world was going to end.. You gotta love true believers.

  19. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    Lol
  20. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    Oh, look at the sheep! BAAH!
  21. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 1:12 pm
    Party on, Wayne.
  22. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    if it happens it happens.. if not, thank god *drum beat*
  23. Profile photo of NoArms5534
    NoArms5534 Male 18-29
    196 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    In case it hasn`t been brought up, these guys aren`t Biblically correct. But I`m going to go ahead and assume most of the folks on here thinks Christians and the Bible are ridiculous anyway, so it won`t matter.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 1:27 pm
    Lmao I so really hope this get very big, and then when nothing happens, people will finally get serious, really
  25. Profile photo of AtheistAlien
    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    Wow! I`ve never seen a lemming drive before!
  26. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    Hah! I hope they`re faith is destroyed once they realise that it`s bullpoo.
  27. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    I`m certain this prediction will be completely accurate, just as all the previous predictions of Judgment Day made over the past 100 years were completely accurate.

    What? They weren`t?
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    Norsak Male 18-29
    161 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    I love the newscasters face in the last 5 seconds when they switch back to the studio. He just says "Ooookay."
  29. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    Meteorologist Albert Porta predicted that the conjunction of 6 planets would generate a magnetic current that would cause the sun to explode and engulf the earth on DEC-17.
    lolwut?
  30. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    DAMN YOU WORLD!! STOP TRYING TO TERRIFY ME!!!
  31. Profile photo of tridirk
    tridirk Male 50-59
    313 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    We hear this type of "End of the world" stuff all the time on our news.

    It usually comes from the religion called "Global Warming"

    Quote by Al Gore, former U.S. vice president "The fate of mankind, as well as religion, depends on the emergence of a new faith in the future. Armed with such a faith, we might find it possible to resanctify the earth."
    Quote by emeritus professor Daniel Botkin:"The only way to get our society to truly change is to frighten people with the possibility of a catastrophe.
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    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    I`m a little creeped out that it`s my birthday.
    I know it`s bullcrap, but it`s just weird that they chose my birthday.
  33. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    Find out who these people are, maybe you get a good deal on their crap.
  34. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    Congrats, tridirk. You missed the point of this post, tried to hijack the thread, and paraded your own ignorance all at the same time.
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    Nlupu Male 18-29
    229 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    0:53>> Guy with eye patch... HA! See! All pirates are phoney`s!
  36. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    Like I said before, you guys stay safe around that date. Mentally unbalanced people (like people who suffer mental illnesses and disorders) can be very dangerous when fear and panic come into play.

    Stick with groups of friends when going out at night, and stop at "tipsy" or "buzzed" for good measure.
  37. Profile photo of tridirk
    tridirk Male 50-59
    313 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 2:45 pm
    lol...fiizok You are wound way to tight. One religion is as important as another don`t you think?
  38. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    How many other people watched this thinking it was an Onion spoof?
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    digbychicken
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    159 Posts Monday, January 03, 2011 12:42:13 PM
    damn ill never get to 18!

    Anybody else see what`s wrong there?
  40. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 3:37 pm
    Why do people still do this?? May 21 is going to come and go just like every other day.... and they are going to be redfaced... just like every other idiot who tried to predict the end of the world!
  41. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    Oh poo, I`ve already booked that day off. Was going out to a movie and dinner.
  42. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 4:39 pm
    Then i`m having a naked party! Just in case... Ladies of IAB, who`s ready to make some bad decisions?
  43. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 4:48 pm
    Now they`re citing 1 Thessolonians 5:1-5 as a rebuttal.


    HEY MORONS I DON`T SEE A DATE IN THAT PASSAGE.
  44. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3277 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 4:59 pm
    I had a group at my college proclaiming this. Bunch of BS if you ask me. All doomsday theories that is.
  45. Profile photo of Yeoouch
    Yeoouch Female 50-59
    10 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 5:09 pm
    Hope all these "true believers" set some money aside to redo all the graphics on their trucks on May 22, 2011.
    It should say, "Yup, we`re dumb-a$$es!"
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    May 21 is going to come and go just like every other day.... and they are going to be redfaced... just like every other idiot who tried to predict the end of the world!
    Redfaced? No they won`t. They`ll just say something like "God, in his infinite mercy, has spared us lowly mortals! Praise the Lord!".
    These people NEVER admit they were talking crap.
  47. Profile photo of Mailbox
    Mailbox Male 18-29
    255 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 5:14 pm
    it`s doomsday AGAIN!?!
    Ok, time to go back to church

  48. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 5:16 pm
    Deut. 18:22

    22 When a prophet speaketh in the name of the Lord, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that is the thing which the Lord hath not spoken, but the prophet hath spoken it presumptuously: thou shalt not be afraid of him.
  49. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 5:42 pm
    LOL

    I have no more words.
  50. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 5:48 pm
    When I was growing up I went to schools mere miles away from a crazy cult just like this called the CUT (Church Universal and Triumphant) led by an absolutely batpoo insane woman named Elizabeth Clare Prophet. You can still find the bunkers they built to survive her many unfullfilled doomsday prophecies.
  51. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 6:00 pm
    It doesn`t quite work, because for us in the UK we go by
    D/M/Y
    So surely that doesn`t apply to everyone and his `calculations` were wrong
  52. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 7:05 pm
    prepare
  53. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    hey, at least i get my birthday!
  54. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 7:29 pm
    Agent00Smith - You make me smile :)
  55. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 7:52 pm
    @8BitHero
    don`t respond after not watching videos, D/M/Y and M/D/Y were never used
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    minimullen34 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 7:56 pm
    My favorite was the guy about 1 minute in who was wearing an eye patch but not over any of his eyes.
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    ilfg Male 18-29
    336 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 8:12 pm
    no, yesterday was judgement day. guess we all missed it.
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    inaria Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2011 at 8:50 pm
    I hope they kill themselves on May 20th 2011 so that we don`t have to be assaulted with stupidity any longer. "Uhn my calculations were a little off, I MEANT Oct 9 2011"...."Uhn, yeah turns out I forgot to add a few numbers, looks like the date is moved to next year guys! heheh" It just keeps going >.<
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    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 9:54 pm
    Dude is a great public speaker! It`s no wonder that he got 10 people to follow him! Applesause anyone? I`ve got purple sneakers and a way at redemption!
  60. Profile photo of Ando
    Ando Male 13-17
    374 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 11:41 pm
    im excited
    i love how the predictions get closer and closer
  61. Profile photo of Crawdaddy197
    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
    353 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 1:42 am
    Is gonna start eastern standard time, Pacific or as soon as the day rolls over at the prime meridian? I need this info.
  62. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 3:23 am
    Nothing but pure stupidity.
  63. Profile photo of CadillacJack
    CadillacJack Male 18-29
    105 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 4:07 am
    love the news woman at the very end... "oooookaaay.."
  64. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 5:59 am
    so over it!
  65. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    January 4, 2011 at 6:28 am
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    DJDoubleb Male 30-39
    382 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 9:04 am
    This maybe the first time I`ve ever agreed with Gerry
  67. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    Pay your credit card bills. It`s what God wants.
  68. Profile photo of FAKEBACON
    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    Crappit. I guess I better tell my wife that we won`t be celebrating our 1st anniversary the next day.
  69. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    So what are these morons going to do when nothing happens? haha can`t talk yourself out of that one!
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    trello Male 30-39
    131 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 3:56 am
    Since the year I was born to the present day, there have been a total of 97 documented predictions for the end of the world from various different groups, so forgive me if I overlook this piece of News Fluff as just a bit of filler.
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    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 5:16 pm
    So what made them decide such? There`s a new one every year.
  72. Profile photo of weeedoodle
    weeedoodle Male 13-17
    57 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 8:01 pm
    Wouldn`t that be funny if he was right?

    ...

    Now that I think about it... no. It wouldn`t.
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    Padiddle Female 13-17
    192 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    lol bible belt

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