Religious Group Sets May 21, 2011 As Judgment Day

Submitted by: Pooptart19 6 years ago

Break out the unleavened bread and wine! It looks like Jesus is coming early!
There are 74 comments:
Female 192
lol bible belt
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Male 57
Wouldn`t that be funny if he was right?

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Now that I think about it... no. It wouldn`t.
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Female 346
So what made them decide such? There`s a new one every year.
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Male 131
Since the year I was born to the present day, there have been a total of 97 documented predictions for the end of the world from various different groups, so forgive me if I overlook this piece of News Fluff as just a bit of filler.
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Female 298
So what are these morons going to do when nothing happens? haha can`t talk yourself out of that one!
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Male 586
Crappit. I guess I better tell my wife that we won`t be celebrating our 1st anniversary the next day.
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Male 1,815
Pay your credit card bills. It`s what God wants.
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Male 382
This maybe the first time I`ve ever agreed with Gerry
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Male 37,902
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Male 25,416
so over it!
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Male 105
love the news woman at the very end... "oooookaaay.."
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Male 2,841
Nothing but pure stupidity.
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Male 353
Is gonna start eastern standard time, Pacific or as soon as the day rolls over at the prime meridian? I need this info.
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Male 373
im excited
i love how the predictions get closer and closer
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Male 1,013
Dude is a great public speaker! It`s no wonder that he got 10 people to follow him! Applesause anyone? I`ve got purple sneakers and a way at redemption!
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Female 1,515
I hope they kill themselves on May 20th 2011 so that we don`t have to be assaulted with stupidity any longer. "Uhn my calculations were a little off, I MEANT Oct 9 2011"...."Uhn, yeah turns out I forgot to add a few numbers, looks like the date is moved to next year guys! heheh" It just keeps going >.<
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Male 336
no, yesterday was judgement day. guess we all missed it.
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Male 179
My favorite was the guy about 1 minute in who was wearing an eye patch but not over any of his eyes.
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Male 2,419
@8BitHero
don`t respond after not watching videos, D/M/Y and M/D/Y were never used
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Male 5,190
Remember to post this May 21st :p
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Female 723
Agent00Smith - You make me smile :)
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Male 2,056
hey, at least i get my birthday!
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Male 2,579
prepare
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Male 5,413
It doesn`t quite work, because for us in the UK we go by
D/M/Y
So surely that doesn`t apply to everyone and his `calculations` were wrong
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Male 2,422
When I was growing up I went to schools mere miles away from a crazy cult just like this called the CUT (Church Universal and Triumphant) led by an absolutely batpoo insane woman named Elizabeth Clare Prophet. You can still find the bunkers they built to survive her many unfullfilled doomsday prophecies.
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Female 1,264
LOL

I have no more words.
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Male 2,402
Deut. 18:22

22 When a prophet speaketh in the name of the Lord, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that is the thing which the Lord hath not spoken, but the prophet hath spoken it presumptuously: thou shalt not be afraid of him.
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Male 255
it`s doomsday AGAIN!?!
Ok, time to go back to church

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Male 4,290
[quote]May 21 is going to come and go just like every other day.... and they are going to be redfaced... just like every other idiot who tried to predict the end of the world![/quote]
Redfaced? No they won`t. They`ll just say something like "God, in his infinite mercy, has spared us lowly mortals! Praise the Lord!".
These people NEVER admit they were talking crap.
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Female 10
Hope all these "true believers" set some money aside to redo all the graphics on their trucks on May 22, 2011.
It should say, "Yup, we`re dumb-a$$es!"
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Male 3,430
I had a group at my college proclaiming this. Bunch of BS if you ask me. All doomsday theories that is.
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Male 10,845
Now they`re citing 1 Thessolonians 5:1-5 as a rebuttal.


HEY MORONS I DON`T SEE A DATE IN THAT PASSAGE.
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Male 1,625
Then i`m having a naked party! Just in case... Ladies of IAB, who`s ready to make some bad decisions?
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Male 491
Oh poo, I`ve already booked that day off. Was going out to a movie and dinner.
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Female 437
Why do people still do this?? May 21 is going to come and go just like every other day.... and they are going to be redfaced... just like every other idiot who tried to predict the end of the world!
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Male 2,419
digbychicken
Male, 18-29, Europe
159 Posts Monday, January 03, 2011 12:42:13 PM
damn ill never get to 18!

Anybody else see what`s wrong there?
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Male 5,194
How many other people watched this thinking it was an Onion spoof?
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Male 313
lol...fiizok You are wound way to tight. One religion is as important as another don`t you think?
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Male 9,306
Like I said before, you guys stay safe around that date. Mentally unbalanced people (like people who suffer mental illnesses and disorders) can be very dangerous when fear and panic come into play.

Stick with groups of friends when going out at night, and stop at "tipsy" or "buzzed" for good measure.
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Male 229
0:53>> Guy with eye patch... HA! See! All pirates are phoney`s!
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Male 591
Congrats, tridirk. You missed the point of this post, tried to hijack the thread, and paraded your own ignorance all at the same time.
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Male 2,085
Find out who these people are, maybe you get a good deal on their crap.
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Male 705
I`m a little creeped out that it`s my birthday.
I know it`s bullcrap, but it`s just weird that they chose my birthday.
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Male 313
We hear this type of "End of the world" stuff all the time on our news.

It usually comes from the religion called "Global Warming"

Quote by Al Gore, former U.S. vice president "The fate of mankind, as well as religion, depends on the emergence of a new faith in the future. Armed with such a faith, we might find it possible to resanctify the earth."
Quote by emeritus professor Daniel Botkin:"The only way to get our society to truly change is to frighten people with the possibility of a catastrophe.
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Male 10,845
DAMN YOU WORLD!! STOP TRYING TO TERRIFY ME!!!
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Male 10,845
[quote]Meteorologist Albert Porta predicted that the conjunction of 6 planets would generate a magnetic current that would cause the sun to explode and engulf the earth on DEC-17.[/quote]
lolwut?
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Male 161
I love the newscasters face in the last 5 seconds when they switch back to the studio. He just says "Ooookay."
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Male 591
I`m certain this prediction will be completely accurate, just as all the previous predictions of Judgment Day made over the past 100 years were completely accurate.

What? They weren`t?
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Male 6,737
Hah! I hope they`re faith is destroyed once they realise that it`s bullpoo.
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Male 809
Wow! I`ve never seen a lemming drive before!
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Male 15,510
Lmao I so really hope this get very big, and then when nothing happens, people will finally get serious, really
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Male 196
In case it hasn`t been brought up, these guys aren`t Biblically correct. But I`m going to go ahead and assume most of the folks on here thinks Christians and the Bible are ridiculous anyway, so it won`t matter.
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Female 5,222
if it happens it happens.. if not, thank god *drum beat*
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Male 1,256
Party on, Wayne.
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Male 1,931
Oh, look at the sheep! BAAH!
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Male 1,292
Lol
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Male 605
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Male 4,680
Found a couple of the cult`s youtube channels.

Apparently they`re offering free resources. Looks like my doomsday cult collection is about to grow a bit bigger...
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Male 3,061
I am a devout Christian and this is absolutely silly. I liked the part when the reporter said, "with a group of ten believers." If it happens on May 21st, I hope it`s pleasant outside. I don`t want the end of the world to happen and it be raining. YUCK!
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Male 235
damn ill never get to 18!
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Male 114
Notice how the guy is studdering on his responses? That`s because he`s preoccupied on thinking where and how big to buy his next wallet. This is purely a promotion to make some quick serious cash and then cashout on May 20th and simply say `oops`. LOL In April, their website will indeed be overwhelmed with advertiser spots engulfing the little stories sent in by followers LOL. This is great! He`s living the American dream. LOL Shoot, I can`t stop laughing LOL.
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Male 57
Well, on the positive side, when all these religious morons evaporate into heaven on May 21st, at least the rest of us will have some goddam peace and quiet for a while until the Earth explodes.

I say it`s worth it.
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Male 385
s0rd3dvis1on agreed
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Male 901
Pirate!!!! I saw it, they go to Walmart too!
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Male 4,807
God wants you to pay off your bills
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Male 7
dumb. so, so dumb.
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Male 379
what`s up with the guy with the eye patch on 00:53
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Male 2,388
just one year without judgement day please.
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Male 542
o_o
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Female 143
Oh god.
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Male 2,670
Nutjobs need hobbies too, I guess.
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Male 881
Offer these people a deal where you pay them 5 monthly installments of $1,000, but on 5/22/2011 you take ownership of all their possessions. Post the video of the offer so we can all laugh at them 5 months early.
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Male 683
0:17 Dammit, now I want Outback :`(
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Male 2,440
Link: Religious Group Sets May 21, 2011 As Judgment Day [Rate Link] - Break out the unleavened bread and wine! It looks like Jesus is coming early!
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