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67 Responses to Real Life Super Hero In Seattle Stops Crime

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 6:31 am
    Link: Real Life Super Hero In Seattle Stops Crime - Phoenix Jones, 22-years-old, roams the streets of Seattle in a rubber suit and keeps trouble at bay... seriously.
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    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 6:38 am
    *trying to remember a relevant line from Kick-Ass to reference*
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    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 6:39 am
    Brb Moving to Seattle.

    I want to join his crew.
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    digbychicken Male 18-29
    235 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 6:40 am
    hes not a super hero though is he he is just a hero he doesnt have powers
  5. Profile photo of cheezer
    cheezer Male 18-29
    112 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 6:41 am
    Vigilante, the bad guys and the law will be looking for him. This will not end well... but fair dues to em.
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    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 6:49 am
    He`s going to get shot one day.
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    smurfette69 Female 18-29
    300 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 6:50 am
    kick-ass he is not
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2197 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 6:53 am
    I admire and respect him. I do, however, fear for him.

    I hope he has Super Lawyer on retainer...
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    zombieland Male 18-29
    418 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 6:54 am
    vigilantly justice for the win. until he meets up with an armed criminal.
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 6:55 am
    I`ve been to Seattle.... not worth saving.
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    Goldfishgal Female 18-29
    426 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 7:21 am
    Definitely not Kick-Ass...However, kudos to this stupidly brave soul.
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    Boredhero78 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 7:24 am
    Okay...I`ve never been to Washington but based on the dudes clothes and the surrounding environment I`m willing to bet that that is a well-lit, upscale neighborhood. Im also betting that it was set-up. I mean come on guys. A dude in a well-made suit just happens to be in the right place at the right time and stop a thief in the act of a petty crime when someone happened to be there to see it. That`s either some amazing timing with extreme luck that the thief wasn`t a desperate criminal with a gun or completely over privileged nerd shenanigans. Either case, I bet you a million buck this dude stays away from the ghetto and rough parts of town.
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    PeRsOnAaNiMa Male 18-29
    192 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 7:30 am
    He broke a major rule! He showed them the hideout, and on cameras none-the-less.
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    jeffums Male 13-17
    110 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 7:48 am
    vigilantly justice for the win. until he meets up with an armed criminal.


    bulletproof vest
  15. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 7:59 am
    Lmao as GW said:

    "a superhero with no superpowers is just a crimefighter who likes to cosplay. FACT!"
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    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 8:14 am
    Where`s Hit Girl? She was much cooler! But gotta give it to the guy for his comittment. Hopefully some psycho doesn`t take him out.
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    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 8:23 am
    saw this in my newspaper, said something about military background and martial arts experiences,
    also pic
  18. Profile photo of Axejst
    Axejst Male 30-39
    130 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 8:49 am
    I`d rather take on a cop who has to follow certain protocol than some nutjob who wears his undies on the outside of his tights.

    Go get `em, son.
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    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 9:01 am
    angelmassb- GW=geekology writer?

    And I applaud this guys commitment. And wish I was as cool
  20. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 9:07 am
    uhh, close the damn door to your super-secret library cave dumbass

    seems like his archenemy, Lord Gayshortpants, has defeated him already
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    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 9:11 am
    Boredhero are you disputing the possiblity of a coincidence happening in a major city? I`d say the odds are pretty high that eventually Phoenix Jones would eventually run into a crime.

    You`re probably right about the ghetto, but it would take a team of doctors, teachers, policemen, firefighters, psychologists, and engineers to make a difference there.
    A man in a suit wouldn`t be able to accomplish much in the hood.
  22. Profile photo of Pravda7
    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 9:19 am
    I like the idea but the poor guy will get the crap beat out of him on day.
  23. Profile photo of Boredhero78
    Boredhero78 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 9:28 am
    @ premierwondr
    No, im not questioning a coincidence. Im sure it`s highly likly that he`d run into something somewhere. It just seems odd. Maybe I`ve seen too many movies but it wouldn`t be hard too have some guy with a slimjim stand near cars and then spring into action once they both realize someone is there. Maybe he was in the right place at the right time. Maybe the man who reported it to the news is a friend trying to help his buddy get famous. I`m sure it`ll all come out eventually.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 9:39 am
    Funny how alot of you people are even THINKING this dude could physically do anything to stop crime. A few half assed punches and this dude will be sweating like Rhino in his Titanium suit. There is a reason we have police, let them bumble around to benny hill music trying to stop a naked cracked running into the orphanage for his fix of ritalin.
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    Boredhero78 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 9:43 am
    to have*
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 10:01 am
    obviously the bullet proof vest protects his legs, arms, and head just by association
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    redser99 Male 30-39
    114 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 10:16 am
    I think suited crime fighter/crusader setup would be complete if he mentioned he had a cell phone to call the authorities. If his goal is to thwart crime in progress (ie: a mugging), the crook would leave the scene but the authorities need to be alerted otherwise.
  28. Profile photo of D-PAC
    D-PAC Male 18-29
    22 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 10:29 am
    somebody watched "Kick-ass"...
  29. Profile photo of Star_Beast
    Star_Beast Male 18-29
    127 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 10:56 am
    Where DOES he get those wonderful toys?!
  30. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25405 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 11:21 am
    Thats just cool, dangerous, but cool!
  31. Profile photo of ledouxrt
    ledouxrt Male 30-39
    321 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 11:40 am
    Those shoes are out of place. He needs some boots.
  32. Profile photo of mogman45
    mogman45 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    who`s gonna watch the watchmen?
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    mlsilver09 Female 18-29
    11 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    Haha, I`m so glad I`m from Seattle.
  34. Profile photo of brittneybop
    brittneybop Female 18-29
    23 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    WooT, that`s pretty bad-ass, I hope I see this guy around town sometime. And I agree ledouxrt, he needs some sweeter boots.
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    that secret lair ain`t so secret anymore
  36. Profile photo of MyJobSucks
    MyJobSucks Male 18-29
    177 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    we have one in Cincinnati but he`s not a badass. He`s a tool. He calls himself the Shadow Hare
  37. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    that guy is gonna get shot. or arrested.
  38. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    kickass anyone?
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    Mr_Pedo_Bear Male 70 & Over
    997 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 2:05 pm
    He aint got nothing on Angle Grinder Man Saving us from the most evil or criminals Wheel Clampers
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    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    Haha, would like to meet that guy when I head over to Seattle this summer :D
  41. Profile photo of Rubn_Tizzub
    Rubn_Tizzub Male 30-39
    88 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 3:32 pm
    Are these the new furries?
  42. Profile photo of simpletools
    simpletools Male 40-49
    50 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    His secret lair is in a comic book store! It would probably take me 10 minutes to google his location.
  43. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    dude can u say publicity whores...
  44. Profile photo of lastrogue
    lastrogue Male 18-29
    176 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 3:42 pm
    kudos for him. too bad vigilantism will never be completely accepted in our society...
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 3:43 pm
    Bravo to that guy. A few million or billion dollars and we have ourselves a genuine batman.
  46. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    =D
  47. Profile photo of Mailbox
    Mailbox Male 18-29
    255 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    headshot: you loose!
    Buddy I`m sorry. But this probably will happen if you fcuk with the wrong thugs!
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 4:28 pm
    I hope that he spends some time in a gym and on a mat practicing, his hearts in the right place, but I`d feel bad hearing about him getting jumped and beat down.
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    Purrie Male 18-29
    109 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    "Kick-Ass" IRL?

    And on a side-note, is it legal?
  50. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 5:40 pm
    haha oh the easily influenced by movies...
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    I submitted this story and video several days ago. Now I`ll be a troll from hell to the mods for their freaking cak ass attitude.

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    LilJackanape Female 60-69
    149 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 5:58 pm
    drat yes, i have been waiting for this since kick-ass
  53. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    Someone has been watching too much kick-ass
  54. Profile photo of Djarum
    Djarum Male 18-29
    307 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 7:32 pm
    uhhmmm.... Not so secret now.

    Next time I see him, I`ll be sure to kick his ass.
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    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 7:42 pm
    I wouldn`t be surprised if he got his own reality TV show soon.
  56. Profile photo of 2rdFFF
    2rdFFF Female 18-29
    1 post
    January 6, 2011 at 8:19 pm
    Now try that crap in New Orleans.
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    awesome
  58. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 9:22 pm
    I hope none of the 8 people doing this get hurt.
  59. Profile photo of RVIsh
    RVIsh Male 18-29
    251 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 9:32 pm
    Yaay, the Watchmen is real.
  60. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    January 7, 2011 at 4:23 am
    this is probably going to end tragically.
  61. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    January 7, 2011 at 5:26 am
    what a drating idiot, the average person stays out of it for good reason, they will get a bullet to the brain or have the joy of finding out what it`s like to choke in their own blood if they mess with criminals. if someone is willing to break laws they are willing to murder others.

    stay the drat out of it and leave it to the cops.


    just my 0.02€
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    austin1 Male 30-39
    288 posts
    January 7, 2011 at 9:41 am
    Kind of weird and killer at the same time!
  63. Profile photo of mattster42
    mattster42 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 7, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    This will end like that SNL Digital Short with Andy Samberg as the superhero.
  64. Profile photo of Kittycat101
    Kittycat101 Female 13-17
    150 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 2:20 am
    lolol, what an unsuspicious costume.
  65. Profile photo of dielaughing
    dielaughing Female 13-17
    129 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 12:52 am
    I give him a lot of credit and the outift is not too bad either.
  66. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 12:51 am
    0.o humans protecting other without the need for personal gain |-( there is still hope for humanity :-)
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    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 7:58 am
    I wanna see Phoenix Jones v. Big Ounce. Place your bets now!

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