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Date: 01/27/11 09:53 AM

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  1. Profile photo of deanimal90
    deanimal90 Female 13-17
    125 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 9:55 am
    Link: Portrait Of The New Nuclear Family? - So long to the days of Mom, Dad and 2.5 kids....
  2. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36204 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 9:59 am
    16 & Pregnant: Season 3
  3. Profile photo of sylphies
    sylphies Female 18-29
    282 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 10:02 am
    lol, really, Gerry? Thank god, I don`t watch that poo.

    Why is it always the slightly chubby girls with the bad makeup and the drawn on eyebrows that get knocked up and put on TV? Does aversion to condoms and reality show attraction just come with the style?
  4. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
    535 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 10:19 am
    the word is nucular
  5. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 10:25 am
    overplucked eyebrows - check
    neck tattoo - check
    portrait photo featuring newborn baby with a swear on it`s onsie - check

    Nice to see a young woman achieve her goals.
  6. Profile photo of xmastree_ph
    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
    416 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 10:32 am
    "baby with a swear on it`s onsie -"

    On its what? (and we won`t mention the apostrophe..)
  7. Profile photo of xmastree_ph
    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
    416 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 10:35 am
    "the word is nucular"

    I think you`ll find that `nucular` isn`t actually a word.
  8. Profile photo of scarytropin
    scarytropin Male 30-39
    67 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 10:37 am
    I believe we also get the gold tooth. Sweet.
  9. Profile photo of SavageNation
    SavageNation Male 40-49
    186 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 10:51 am
    Quite surprised at the Caucasian child.
  10. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 10:58 am
    @Xmasstree - I am deeply ashamed of my apostrophe misuse - thank you for pointing it out.

    A onsie is a t-shirt type thing that you put on a baby that snaps in the crotch - like a bodysuit sort of.
  11. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 10:58 am
    Holy shneeble - I spelled your name all wrong, too! :()
  12. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36204 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 10:59 am
    living proof mommy puts out
  13. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 11:06 am
    Well thats just a terrible family photo.
  14. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 11:10 am
    classy
  15. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 11:33 am
    Oh for the cost of a condom.
  16. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 11:35 am
    I love these prom photos
  17. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 11:54 am
    Mom of the year candidate!
  18. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
    535 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    @Xmastree
    ever watched simpsons??? or heard dubya speak? it shoulda been pretty obvious that my statement was pretty sarcastic
  19. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    that`s probably the only white shirt she has that isn`t airbrushed.
  20. Profile photo of xmastree_ph
    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
    416 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    @EntrE Simpsons? Sometimes watch it, never heard that though. Dubya? Heard him but never actually listened that closely.
    I guess I`m not your target audience. :-)
  21. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    What a bright future indeed
  22. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    single parent will stay single
  23. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3774 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    gold tooth and a tattoo? mom of the moment
  24. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3774 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    should clarify. i have tats and gold teeth. however none are readily seen unless i choose. unlike her display.
  25. Profile photo of Unborn_Son
    Unborn_Son Male 18-29
    149 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    @xmastree

    It`s pronounced nucular
  26. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 1:21 pm
    @xmastree_ph

  27. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36204 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    NUCULAR or NUCLEAR ?

    there is a rarely used word in botany, "nucular" which is defined as "of or related to a nucule", which is a section of a compound (usually hard) fruit.

  28. Profile photo of ilurk
    ilurk Female 18-29
    220 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    :(
  29. Profile photo of chimmeychang
    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    keep your hard fruit to yerself Gerry;p
    and thanks for all the comments:)

    also i read somewhere that in some circles when pertaining to nuclear weapons, they specifically and purposefully pronounce it nucular. It was said that this was because they used the term "nukes" for short. I`m not sure I follow the logic behind it, and I am not sure where i read it, and it sounds like poopoocaacaa to me, but there it is.
  30. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    @Gerry1of1-
    I did not know that nucular was actually a word (apparently my browser`s spell check doesn`t know that either), nor had I ever heard of a nucule.

    Nuclear- pertaining to the nucleus- as in the nucleus of an atom, cell, or in reference to the caption of this photo, family structure.

    On a related note, I have a theory Bush`s advisors encouraged him to say nucular in his speeches both to piss people off who didn`t like him (such as myself), and to help him connect with the Homer Simpsons of the country who think it`s supposed to be pronounced that way.
  31. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 4:22 pm
    not cool
  32. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    >.o
  33. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 4:51 pm
    That family is Da Bomb!

    I see what I did there.
  34. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    7:^| seriously not amused
  35. Profile photo of panda_chaos
    panda_chaos Female 18-29
    235 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 7:42 pm
    When trash has babies... Seriously. This needs to stop.
  36. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 9:07 pm
    I mean, it wouldn`t be so bad to put that jumper on your baby at home, as a joke. But to pay money for a professional photograph and think to yourself "this is how I want to remember my son`s first years of life." WTF. We come closer to Idiocracy becoming a reality every time this happens.
  37. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 10:16 pm
    "Why is it always the slightly chubby girls with the bad makeup and the drawn on eyebrows that get knocked up and put on TV?"

    You just answered your own question. It`s all about attention.
  38. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 11:13 pm
    Her... eyebrows.... they`re thicker on the outside and thinner near the center. That`s.. I... it... *brain explodes*
  39. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    January 28, 2011 at 1:35 am
    I don`t get it. Whats funny about this?
  40. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    January 28, 2011 at 7:11 am
    You people make an awful lot of assumptions based on one photograph.
  41. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1182 posts
    January 28, 2011 at 8:18 am
    kill it with fire
  42. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    January 28, 2011 at 8:42 am
    Yyyyesh! She`s f-ugly! And she`s trying SO HARD to look otherwise, it only makes it worse.
  43. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    January 28, 2011 at 8:54 am
    Stay classy.
  44. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    January 28, 2011 at 9:06 am
    Poor choice of clothing but the love is still there and evident. Just another case of the the child and parent growing up together is all.
  45. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    January 28, 2011 at 10:15 am
    not the best shirt.. otherwise??????? she looks like smart goth girl.. not one of the funny ones
  46. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    January 28, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    she has a kid and no real job (judging by the forever unemployed tat on her neck), we got a real winner here
  47. Profile photo of RVIsh
    RVIsh Male 18-29
    251 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 1:17 am
    Issat....a gold tooth?
  48. Profile photo of WingNut1100
    WingNut1100 Male 40-49
    3 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 3:40 am
    Ugly wench, poor baby!
  49. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 11:02 pm
    you can tell that baby knows his life is drated

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