Portrait Of The New Nuclear Family? [Pic]

Submitted by: deanimal90 6 years ago in

So long to the days of Mom, Dad and 2.5 kids....
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Female 582
you can tell that baby knows his life is drated
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Male 3
Ugly wench, poor baby!
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Male 251
Issat....a gold tooth?
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Male 2,988
she has a kid and no real job (judging by the forever unemployed tat on her neck), we got a real winner here
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Male 2,376
not the best shirt.. otherwise??????? she looks like smart goth girl.. not one of the funny ones
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Female 584
Poor choice of clothing but the love is still there and evident. Just another case of the the child and parent growing up together is all.
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Male 876
Stay classy.
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Male 37,803
Yyyyesh! She`s f-ugly! And she`s trying SO HARD to look otherwise, it only makes it worse.
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Male 1,182
kill it with fire
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Female 2,525
You people make an awful lot of assumptions based on one photograph.
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Male 5,190
Meh.
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Male 1,526
I don`t get it. Whats funny about this?
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Female 683
Her... eyebrows.... they`re thicker on the outside and thinner near the center. That`s.. I... it... *brain explodes*
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Male 1,195
"Why is it always the slightly chubby girls with the bad makeup and the drawn on eyebrows that get knocked up and put on TV?"

You just answered your own question. It`s all about attention.
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Male 2,868
I mean, it wouldn`t be so bad to put that jumper on your baby at home, as a joke. But to pay money for a professional photograph and think to yourself "this is how I want to remember my son`s first years of life." WTF. We come closer to Idiocracy becoming a reality every time this happens.
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Female 235
When trash has babies... Seriously. This needs to stop.
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Male 296
7:^| seriously not amused
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Male 8,302
That family is Da Bomb!

I see what I did there.
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Female 5,222
>.o
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Male 25,416
not cool
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Male 2,868
@Gerry1of1-
I did not know that nucular was actually a word (apparently my browser`s spell check doesn`t know that either), nor had I ever heard of a nucule.

Nuclear- pertaining to the nucleus- as in the nucleus of an atom, cell, or in reference to the caption of this photo, family structure.

On a related note, I have a theory Bush`s advisors encouraged him to say nucular in his speeches both to piss people off who didn`t like him (such as myself), and to help him connect with the Homer Simpsons of the country who think it`s supposed to be pronounced that way.
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Male 684
keep your hard fruit to yerself Gerry;p
and thanks for all the comments:)

also i read somewhere that in some circles when pertaining to nuclear weapons, they specifically and purposefully pronounce it nucular. It was said that this was because they used the term "nukes" for short. I`m not sure I follow the logic behind it, and I am not sure where i read it, and it sounds like poopoocaacaa to me, but there it is.
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Female 220
:(
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Male 38,489
NUCULAR or NUCLEAR ?

there is a rarely used word in botany, "nucular" which is defined as "of or related to a nucule", which is a section of a compound (usually hard) fruit.

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Male 14,334
@xmastree_ph

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Male 149
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Female 4,086
should clarify. i have tats and gold teeth. however none are readily seen unless i choose. unlike her display.
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Female 4,086
gold tooth and a tattoo? mom of the moment
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Male 2,388
single parent will stay single
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Male 15,510
What a bright future indeed
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Male 416
@EntrE Simpsons? Sometimes watch it, never heard that though. Dubya? Heard him but never actually listened that closely.
I guess I`m not your target audience. :-)
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Male 3,061
that`s probably the only white shirt she has that isn`t airbrushed.
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Male 535
@Xmastree
ever watched simpsons??? or heard dubya speak? it shoulda been pretty obvious that my statement was pretty sarcastic
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Male 10,855
Mom of the year candidate!
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Male 769
I love these prom photos
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Male 491
Oh for the cost of a condom.
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Male 950
classy
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Male 6,694
Well thats just a terrible family photo.
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Male 38,489
living proof mommy puts out
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Female 4,039
Holy shneeble - I spelled your name all wrong, too! :()
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Female 4,039
@Xmasstree - I am deeply ashamed of my apostrophe misuse - thank you for pointing it out.

A onsie is a t-shirt type thing that you put on a baby that snaps in the crotch - like a bodysuit sort of.
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Male 252
Quite surprised at the Caucasian child.
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Male 67
I believe we also get the gold tooth. Sweet.
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Male 416
"the word is nucular"

I think you`ll find that `nucular` isn`t actually a word.
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Male 416
"baby with a swear on it`s onsie -"

On its what? (and we won`t mention the apostrophe..)
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Female 4,039
overplucked eyebrows - check
neck tattoo - check
portrait photo featuring newborn baby with a swear on it`s onsie - check

Nice to see a young woman achieve her goals.
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Male 535
the word is nucular
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Female 282
lol, really, Gerry? Thank god, I don`t watch that poo.

Why is it always the slightly chubby girls with the bad makeup and the drawn on eyebrows that get knocked up and put on TV? Does aversion to condoms and reality show attraction just come with the style?
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Male 38,489
16 & Pregnant: Season 3
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Female 125
Link: Portrait Of The New Nuclear Family? [Pic] [Rate Link] - So long to the days of Mom, Dad and 2.5 kids....
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