Perpetual Beer Machine

Submitted by: Lionhart2 6 years ago Funny

Forget all those geeky Perpetual Energy and Infinite Gravity machines! Here"s something REALLY useful!
There are 54 comments:
Male 15,510
How come nobody thought of that before? perfect solution for world hunger...
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Male 2,419
it`s growing in volume! conservation of mass be damned!
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Male 1,360
vive Gerry!
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Female 71
you can honestly say not a drop is wasted with this guy.......

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Male 730
That`s sad
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Male 37,914
Even a rotten tool ha a right to an opinion.
Let`s leave joofro alone now.

lol... but the nick-name sticks.
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Male 86
I`m glad someone took that drink away from him at the end.
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Male 548
jesus.. all i meant was that i thought it was an unnecessary comment. thats all. i have nothing against gerry, and after reading what i posted, i suppose it was a little harsh. i felt the comment was out of place, and my reaction had nothing to do with the fact hes gay. so i apologize for stirring the pot, i would prefer not to be known as a `rotten tool`
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Male 493
Holy crap. That may be the drunkest person I ever saw.
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Male 3,364
Shocked and stunned. Not at the link....but at how joofro the rotten tool.
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Female 2,695
oh god, no. what`s awful is that i see this pretty commonly on the internet.. why?!
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Male 37,914
MyAccount... I don`t understand all this controversy over one innocent comment about sodomizing a drunken straight guy`s throat.

What`s the world coming to when a little date-rape comment stirs up such a hornets nest.
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Male 5
@Gerry
How could you possibly find a man who is drinking his own PUKE attractive?!?! hahaha
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Male 559
@joofro

You made that profile in 2007 in 7th grade. 4 years later, you are 18 to 29...

Have you made it to highschool yet?
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Male 7
defying the laws of physics....
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Male 37,914
joofro

As I understand it, you think it`s okay for straight guys to comment "I`d tap that" but gay guys cannot? Perhaps you would be more comfortable at the Christian Reading Room blog site or something.

To Everyone Else... it just warms my heart to see you leaping to my defense. Well it would if I had a heart. But the bottom line is . . .

You like me! You really like me!





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Male 1,240
@joofro: don`t mess with our gerry. He`s special and that`s why we love him.

@Gerry: continue on perving. It wouldn`t be IAB without it.
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Male 2,402
@joofro

Nice try brah. You can come here to Hawaii and ask a Ku Holo why that nickname was given. Akamai Okole. Better yet Bakatare. Trust me my grammar is far superior in 3 languages toward yours. Next time you want to invoke the grammar Nazi bull then talk to the people of England. You can count pidgin as 4 if you want.

Second you definitely qualify as a troll. Reread you assertion and then the definition again.

Kono hoe` opilikia `oe hiki loa`a hou nonoi nou.
Correct my grammar now please mahu.

Also that`s Gerry`s job as you insinuated.
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Male 59
so much hate. why can`t we all get along?
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Male 548
Handys003, that made no sense. Although your grammar was impeccable, the message you were attempting to relay unfortunately was not received. I understand that while my username, created in seventh grade, may not be of utmost maturity, it surely does trump yours. "Handys003", although clever with your very subtle reference to handjobs, simply does not meet the standards to those with any sense of high-brow humor. Additionally, it seems you do not know the definition of a `troll`.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=troll

I suggest you consult this webpage and rethink you assignment of my label as a troll, you may find that your previous labeling was indeed incorrect and somewhat unjust. It was not my intent to stir argument, anger, and heated debate, but rather to state my opinion.

Lol bL0w m3 [email protected]
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Male 2,402
@joofro

And this comment coming from one with such a online name. Don`t like it too bad so sad. Gerry1of1 is funny. Troll.
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Male 548
Gerry-

You are clearly homosexual. We understand that. We embrace that. We accept that, as we should. Thus, there is no reason for your comments to include such graphic and abhorrent matter, such as the one below. Your sexuality does not permit you to say such things, as they are quite repulsive and often offensive. I do not go around posting things such as "I love drating my girlfriend`s non-nice individual" or "I bet this girl would love for me to put my dick in her mouth", and neither does anyone else in this online community, homosexual or not. So please, before you express your intent to ravage the esophagus of another man with your genitals, consider those who happen to read it. It is not cute. No one wants to hear such things being said. I believe I speak for the majority of I-Am-Bored when I say it is horribly unnecessary, and I kindly ask you to refrain from posting such comments. This thread, and the many you shall post on in the future, can do wi
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Male 25,416
Gross
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Male 493
Oh god why did he do it TWICE
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Female 98
Bleh
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Male 36,558
NO! nonononononno!
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Male 37,914
Renaud- [quote]He`s gonna have the worst throatache tomorrow... [/quote]


If he goes home with me he will.

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Male 423
He`s gonna have the worst throatache tomorrow...
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Male 2,402
Umm Yummy fermented bile juice.
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Female 2,120
At least he`s a happy drunk.
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Male 1,744
old, but still GROSS AS F*CK!!
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Male 245
I definitely saw this as the related video on another IAB post. Seriously. Disgusting. But worth the watch.
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Male 2,516
I`m not hungry anymore..
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Female 198
eww i just ate dinner. that`s so gross.
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Male 1,015
Old...
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Male 531
Whoa
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Male 1,256
I think he`s drunk...
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Male 22
more like 5-6 years ago
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Male 757
pretty sure this is a repost from 2 or 3 years ago.
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Male 2,441
I just knew it
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Male 2,788
OH GOOD LORD
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Male 37,914
he`s cute and I think just drunk enough to go home with me

Pervert Approved!
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Female 40
sick
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Male 1,455
Oh Holland, you so drugaddicted.
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Male 1,244
Better than the last drunk guy post :D
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Male 303
old
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Male 10,339
U jelly?
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Female 2,027
hahahaha dratin hilarious, i love how the girl snatches it away! good night out by the looks of things!
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Male 84
Skip the vid. dont do it. just go Here
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Male 65
THANKS GOD somebody stop him
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Male 84
Why? What kind of monster would do such a thing?!
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Male 113
ARRGGGHHHH
WHERE`S THE EYE BLEACH!!!!
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Male 965
Nooo...

O.O

NOOOOOOOOO!
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Male 8,302
Link: Perpetual Beer Machine [Rate Link] - Forget all those geeky Perpetual Energy and Infinite Gravity machines! Here`s something REALLY useful!
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