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Date: 01/29/11 12:10 PM

54 Responses to Perpetual Beer Machine

  1. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    January 28, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    Link: Perpetual Beer Machine - Forget all those geeky Perpetual Energy and Infinite Gravity machines! Here`s something REALLY useful!
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    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    Nooo...

    O.O

    NOOOOOOOOO!
  3. Profile photo of ruez
    ruez Male 18-29
    113 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    ARRGGGHHHH
    WHERE`S THE EYE BLEACH!!!!
  4. Profile photo of Tjl311
    Tjl311 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    Why? What kind of monster would do such a thing?!
  5. Profile photo of kru2wuero
    kru2wuero Male 13-17
    65 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    THANKS GOD somebody stop him
  6. Profile photo of Tjl311
    Tjl311 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    Skip the vid. dont do it. just go Here
  7. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2029 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    hahahaha dratin hilarious, i love how the girl snatches it away! good night out by the looks of things!
  8. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    U jelly?
  9. Profile photo of raven_mac
    raven_mac Male 18-29
    303 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    old
  10. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1245 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    Better than the last drunk guy post :D
  11. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1456 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    Oh Holland, you so drugaddicted.
  12. Profile photo of onyxSATVIL
    onyxSATVIL Female 18-29
    40 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    sick
  13. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    he`s cute and I think just drunk enough to go home with me

    Pervert Approved!
  14. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    OH GOOD LORD
  15. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    I just knew it
  16. Profile photo of erikthevikin
    erikthevikin Male 30-39
    757 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 2:53 pm
    pretty sure this is a repost from 2 or 3 years ago.
  17. Profile photo of natanielf
    natanielf Male 18-29
    22 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    more like 5-6 years ago
  18. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    I think he`s drunk...
  19. Profile photo of popsiclemyk
    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
    531 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 3:36 pm
    Whoa
  20. Profile photo of Zed68
    Zed68 Male 40-49
    1015 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    Old...
  21. Profile photo of stephg08
    stephg08 Female 18-29
    198 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 4:28 pm
    eww i just ate dinner. that`s so gross.
  22. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 5:20 pm
    I`m not hungry anymore..
  23. Profile photo of CallofKtulu
    CallofKtulu Male 18-29
    245 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 6:56 pm
    I definitely saw this as the related video on another IAB post. Seriously. Disgusting. But worth the watch.
  24. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 7:59 pm
    old, but still GROSS AS F*CK!!
  25. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 8:00 pm
    At least he`s a happy drunk.
  26. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 8:35 pm
    Umm Yummy fermented bile juice.
  27. Profile photo of Renaud-
    Renaud- Male 18-29
    423 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 8:53 pm
    He`s gonna have the worst throatache tomorrow...
  28. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 9:08 pm
    Renaud- He`s gonna have the worst throatache tomorrow...


    If he goes home with me he will.

  29. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 9:14 pm
    NO! nonononononno!
  30. Profile photo of nikki_noo
    nikki_noo Female 18-29
    98 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 9:21 pm
    Bleh
  31. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 9:24 pm
    Oh god why did he do it TWICE
  32. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 9:35 pm
    Gross
  33. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 10:44 pm
    Gerry-

    You are clearly homosexual. We understand that. We embrace that. We accept that, as we should. Thus, there is no reason for your comments to include such graphic and abhorrent matter, such as the one below. Your sexuality does not permit you to say such things, as they are quite repulsive and often offensive. I do not go around posting things such as "I love drating my girlfriend`s non-nice individual" or "I bet this girl would love for me to put my dick in her mouth", and neither does anyone else in this online community, homosexual or not. So please, before you express your intent to ravage the esophagus of another man with your genitals, consider those who happen to read it. It is not cute. No one wants to hear such things being said. I believe I speak for the majority of I-Am-Bored when I say it is horribly unnecessary, and I kindly ask you to refrain from posting such comments. This thread, and the many you shall post on in the future, can do wi
  34. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 10:58 pm
    @joofro

    And this comment coming from one with such a online name. Don`t like it too bad so sad. Gerry1of1 is funny. Troll.
  35. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 11:17 pm
    Handys003, that made no sense. Although your grammar was impeccable, the message you were attempting to relay unfortunately was not received. I understand that while my username, created in seventh grade, may not be of utmost maturity, it surely does trump yours. "Handys003", although clever with your very subtle reference to handjobs, simply does not meet the standards to those with any sense of high-brow humor. Additionally, it seems you do not know the definition of a `troll`.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=troll

    I suggest you consult this webpage and rethink you assignment of my label as a troll, you may find that your previous labeling was indeed incorrect and somewhat unjust. It was not my intent to stir argument, anger, and heated debate, but rather to state my opinion.

    Lol bL0w m3 f@gg
  36. Profile photo of Pijamas
    Pijamas Male 18-29
    59 posts
    January 30, 2011 at 12:01 am
    so much hate. why can`t we all get along?
  37. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    January 30, 2011 at 12:05 am
    @joofro

    Nice try brah. You can come here to Hawaii and ask a Ku Holo why that nickname was given. Akamai Okole. Better yet Bakatare. Trust me my grammar is far superior in 3 languages toward yours. Next time you want to invoke the grammar Nazi bull then talk to the people of England. You can count pidgin as 4 if you want.

    Second you definitely qualify as a troll. Reread you assertion and then the definition again.

    Kono hoe` opilikia `oe hiki loa`a hou nonoi nou.
    Correct my grammar now please mahu.

    Also that`s Gerry`s job as you insinuated.
  38. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    January 30, 2011 at 5:21 am
    @joofro: don`t mess with our gerry. He`s special and that`s why we love him.

    @Gerry: continue on perving. It wouldn`t be IAB without it.
  39. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    January 30, 2011 at 6:49 am
    joofro

    As I understand it, you think it`s okay for straight guys to comment "I`d tap that" but gay guys cannot? Perhaps you would be more comfortable at the Christian Reading Room blog site or something.

    To Everyone Else... it just warms my heart to see you leaping to my defense. Well it would if I had a heart. But the bottom line is . . .

    You like me! You really like me!





  40. Profile photo of stranimondi
    stranimondi Male 30-39
    7 posts
    January 30, 2011 at 6:55 am
    defying the laws of physics....
  41. Profile photo of trippyhippy9
    trippyhippy9 Male 18-29
    559 posts
    January 30, 2011 at 8:00 am
    @joofro

    You made that profile in 2007 in 7th grade. 4 years later, you are 18 to 29...

    Have you made it to highschool yet?
  42. Profile photo of MyAccount
    MyAccount Male 13-17
    5 posts
    January 30, 2011 at 8:18 am
    @Gerry
    How could you possibly find a man who is drinking his own PUKE attractive?!?! hahaha
  43. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    January 30, 2011 at 8:30 am
    MyAccount... I don`t understand all this controversy over one innocent comment about sodomizing a drunken straight guy`s throat.

    What`s the world coming to when a little date-rape comment stirs up such a hornets nest.
  44. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    January 30, 2011 at 9:07 am
    oh god, no. what`s awful is that i see this pretty commonly on the internet.. why?!
  45. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    January 30, 2011 at 9:35 am
    Shocked and stunned. Not at the link....but at how joofro the rotten tool.
  46. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    January 30, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    Holy crap. That may be the drunkest person I ever saw.
  47. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    January 30, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    jesus.. all i meant was that i thought it was an unnecessary comment. thats all. i have nothing against gerry, and after reading what i posted, i suppose it was a little harsh. i felt the comment was out of place, and my reaction had nothing to do with the fact hes gay. so i apologize for stirring the pot, i would prefer not to be known as a `rotten tool`
  48. Profile photo of lilbroder
    lilbroder Male 18-29
    86 posts
    January 30, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    I`m glad someone took that drink away from him at the end.
  49. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    January 30, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    Even a rotten tool ha a right to an opinion.
    Let`s leave joofro alone now.

    lol... but the nick-name sticks.
  50. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    January 30, 2011 at 6:22 pm
    That`s sad
  51. Profile photo of littlebaggie
    littlebaggie Female 18-29
    71 posts
    January 30, 2011 at 7:57 pm
    you can honestly say not a drop is wasted with this guy.......

  52. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 5:50 am
    vive Gerry!
  53. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 6:25 am
    it`s growing in volume! conservation of mass be damned!
  54. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 7:43 am
    How come nobody thought of that before? perfect solution for world hunger...

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