Nothing Like Hitting The Open Road [Pic]

Submitted by: Englandrocks 6 years ago in

Is there anything more fun than cruising the highway on your new motorcycle with your girlfriend on the back seat?
There are 70 comments:
Male 266
That thing`s not even HUMAN anymore.
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Male 2
hey everybody...take a look at my hog!
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Male 324
"Major car accident on the 101 caused by a gravy truck that tipped over" (or just fell off the bike)
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Male 37
Shopped, the original is posted on gixxer.com somewhere
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Male 139
@thesmartkid ..I`m going to have to agree with him ..seen a few shops in my days.
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Male 20
poor bike.....ouch
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Female 688
basketkase, i wouldn`t want you to ride me if you were the last man on earth, so we`re cool.
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Male 25,416
Everyone hates fatties
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Male 308
shopped... definitely shopped.
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Male 49
its shopped, if it was real, the sparks would be shooting the other direction. the direction they are going in would mean he is going in reverse
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Male 103
maybe not shopped? he`s doing something with his left hand over there, maybe he`s holding some metal or something to make it spark?
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Female 158
HATERS GONNA HATE.
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Male 5,194
LOL! Shopped, but still f`ckin` 4 teh big LAWLZORZ!
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Male 876
Well put austin1
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Male 288
Fat people make me ill.
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Female 1,798
@ Sloth:

way to recycle a tired, old joke that really isn`t funny anymore. if you`re going to insult me and my non-existent weight problem, at LEAST have the balls to come up with some new material. thanks! :)
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Male 1,182
jesus i couldnt not imagine riding like that. poor megann exoh trying to make herself feel better about her weight
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Male 2,855
could be an ignited fart
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Male 6,694
Thats a whole lot of girl.
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Male 430
Normally airbags go on the front.
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Female 688
psychgeek, its her choice to be that size. if she was so unhealthy and unhappy, she COULD do something about it. fact of matter is, if you`re big, then you eat too much. thats all it is.

and before you screech at me, im a US 14, UK 18 dress size. so i`m not skinny, but i don`t want to be. i`m FINE with people making fun of my weight, because i`m comfortable with it. if people calling me fat bothered me, i`d lose weight, simple as.
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Male 96
Actually the backward sparks were caused by the amount of weight verses the gravitational pull of the earth resulting in a reversal of the space time continuum....look it up!
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Male 2,033
@ PsychGeek

Don`t get your XXXL panties in a knot, your boyfriend still has a nice bike.
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Male 812
There wouldn`t be sparks coming from a tire anyway.
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Male 4
FAKE, think how the sparkles should came as the wheel spin in the opposite direction.

Still... may be the new meaning for heavy traffic...
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Male 3,076
@Steelgrid XD nice catch
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Male 359
....smells like old hotdogs
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Male 9,306
"....really, we are just a more-censored version of south park. Although we did have a drawing of Muhammad. "

HE`S F*CKING MUHAMMAD! HE DRAWS WHOEVER HE WANTS! :D
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Male 320
Do you ever wonder who bought the bike for him?
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Male 126
@Diety

his hand is on the right handle bar

SHOPPED! well at least the sparks are...
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Male 4
hey look! he customized his bike! it has sparks coming out of it!
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Male 8,302
> DIETY
> The throttle is on the right side, he has his hand on the left handle

It`s called DIY Cruise Control. You put a strong rubber band on the handlebars and a few thumbtacks in the rubber accelerator handle, and whenever you want to, you just loop the band over a thumbtack so you can ride with your left hand. Saves arm strain on long trips being able to swap hands.
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Female 448
@Gerry
You forgot
Scientologists
Atheists
Cosplayers
Old people
Jocks
4chan
Pedophiles


....really, we are just a more-censored version of south park. Although we did have a drawing of Muhammad.
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Female 1,798
just like it`s MY right to tell you to go to hell! did i forget to mention that? oh i did! silly me!
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Male 147
@PsychGeek
Did I mention free speech? Oh I did!
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Male 2,700
Wow...OVER shopped....Unless they are going backwards....No way the sparks would be shooting out of the TOP of the tire going foward.
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Female 1,798
@ Animecha: shut up. thanks.

@ Gerry: touche lol. i forgot about everyone else IAB makes fun of. good point ;)
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Male 38,494
PsychGeek: [quote]why is it still okay to make fun of large people?[/quote]

Because they look funny.

But in fairness, we here at IAB also make fun of
Nerds
Gingers
Gays
Blacks
Asians
Republetards
Libretards
Christians
Muslims
MORMONS! YEAH
Straight guys
Jewish Guys
Mexicans
Dumb Blondes
Sluts
Pussies
Gang Bangers
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you get the point
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Male 295
Can`t...tell...if...trolling...
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Male 147
Hey guys, I`m the white knight of the internet, you shouldn`t find humor in this photo, because uptight nerds like myself don`t believe in comedy or free speech. We just want to feel self-righteous by defending anonymous people who are completely unaware of being the butt of some obscure online joke.
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Female 448
@PsychGeek
Why can we harass smokers but not fat people? It`s unhealthy in both situations. Whenever I feel fat I work out and diet. It`s hard, sure, but at least I do something. She has done nothing to deserve our respect but eat doritos all freaking day. So no, we don`t reward laziness or provide sympathy for someone who hurts themselves and does nothing to change it.
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Male 121
@PSYCHGEEK

But she chose that life style and thus the consequences are hers to deal with. No ones like, aww that gay man contracted aids, they`re like "he knew the risks." Put down the cheeseburgers America.

Also, maybe some people would change if our society would toughen up and tell people they are too fat. Have some self control people.
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Female 226
Oh dear god, that`s a blowout waiting to happen O.o
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Female 1,798
why is it still okay to make fun of large people? do the rest of you feel so bad about your pathetic selves you have to put others down to make yourselves feel better? she`s morbidly obese and has a large number of health issues to deal with. yeah, that`s SUCH good reason to make fun of her.

shut up, all of you.
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Male 1,815
kind of looks shopped to me
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Male 1,013
Still could make a lot of soap with her too! Not as much as the block hoist chick over the wheel chair, but still a fair amount!
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Male 219
Besides the clean lines on where the sparks were edited in, they would have at least a little affect on the shadow... which people usually forget to add in in photoshop
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Male 196
@Mad_Gremlyn

The throttle is on the right side, he has his hand on the left handle.
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Male 109
ten bucks says he has a grinder in his left hand and she is holding metal in her right.
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Male 2,388
the daily grind
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Male 219
@DixxyRarr The sparks are photoshopped, they have a clean border on the right and bottom sides, as in where the stock image had a border
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Male 2,033
This makes no sense.
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Female 2,674
Could somebody explain the sparks thing more thoroughly? I get that they would be going forward because of the tire, but what about the speed/wind??
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Male 210
@jbinc1: They`re on highway... I`m sure if they`re going fast the sparks would go backwards. Plus, they would be ricocheting off the seat bottom and going back out, maybe.
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Male 512
There is so much going on in this pic that makes no sense. What`s up with his arms? He`s throttling with his left hand? Why? Tires don`t make sparks because they aren`t metal. Even if the tire was making sparks, they`re shooting into the wrong direction because of the circular direction of the tire. That`s just to name a few issues. Another would be how they plan to get their wal-mart purchases home? Does wal-mart have motorcycle trailers, or what?
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Male 2,579
He knows about Fat B|tch Fridays
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Male 1
The sparks are going in the wrong direction, genius. Unless of course they are riding in reverse. :-P
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Male 112
First time you would ever see a `WIDE LOAD` sign on the back of a motorcycle.
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Male 8,302
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Male 295
that`s some heavy duty suspension you got there, boss
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Male 397
America!
drat yeah!
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Male 2,441
He would be safe trying a wheelie though!
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Male 101
gake and fay
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Female 552
I hope it`s fake D:
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Male 848
Fake?
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Female 3,598
OMG! GUY!! HEY GUY!!! THERE IS A WHALE FOLLOWING YOU!!! OH MY GOD IT`S ON YOUR BIKE!!
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Male 15,510
Fact: She is the thin sister
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Male 911
why would sparks be coming off of a rubber tire?
yeah that spark trail is definitely fake.

FAKE.
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Female 311
if she farts those sparks will ignite and blow up the bike
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Female 491
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