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Date: 01/24/11 12:44 PM

33 Responses to Never Try To Reason With Vending Machines [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    Link: Never Try To Reason With Vending Machines - They always win in the end.
  2. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    It has become self aware.

    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

  3. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    usually you arent supposed to get a refund...doesnt it say that on the machine anyway?
  4. Profile photo of FAKEBACON
    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    hah that is true
  5. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    Welcome to the machine.
  6. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 1:20 pm
    skynet. The first step
  7. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    The machine apocalypse is coming!
  8. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    Oh poo. Find John Connor
  9. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    i believe the machine apocalypse is coming now seeing the IBM Watson
  10. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    The machine, man. Always trying to bring you down.
  11. Profile photo of EricWRN
    EricWRN Male 30-39
    590 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    January 24th 2011 0900 hours... the pepsi machine became self aware
  12. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    she put in $1 and feels she deserves an extra 25 cents?
  13. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:00 pm
    Mr. Vending Machine will be introduced to Mr. Crowbar.
  14. Profile photo of nettech98
    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    @i-is-bored: no, she put money in. She made the dollar sign (signifying money) with wo vertical bars.
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    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:21 pm
    Honestly, it`s such a jip. Machine or not, you should get what you pay for.

    Call me an idealist.
  16. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    just do what i do... kick the poo out of it untill it gives in.
  17. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 6:08 pm
    collegebound, you can call or write in for a refund. I did that with a Coke machine once and they gave me a dumb voucher.

    Also, $1.25 is ridiculous for a soda, even in a bottle. I think we should go back to haggling and bartering for goods. For instance, I`m not ripping anyone off when I say I would pay.. $0.75 for a bottle of Cherry Pepsi.
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    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    Atrayu4u, here it`s way more for a bottle of pop.
    At the theme park or concert venues they go up to $2.75 (or even $3.50 for Vitamin Water or Gatorade). Normally a bottle is about $1.50 though.
  19. Profile photo of popsiclemyk
    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
    531 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 6:41 pm
    Curse you vending machine, curse you!
  20. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 6:56 pm
    Jen is a big fan of Rage Against the Machine.
  21. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    Trust me. You don`t want to piss off the vending machine.


  22. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 7:50 pm
    I`d have to tape up the severed male end of the power cord next to the reply.

  23. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 9:11 pm
    "I`d have to tape up the severed male end of the power cord next to the reply. "

    Not nearly mean enough. Unplug vending machine, move away from wall, and cut power cord flush with the surface of the machine. Tape cut end to machine, out of the way, plug now useless cord back into the wall socket, reposition vending machine.

    Add a new note:
    "Dear Machine

    Yes, it does.

    Jen

    P.S. Skynet hates you."
  24. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 10:13 pm
    Wild cherry Pepsi? Seriously honey save yourself the dentist bills and drink water instead!!
  25. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 4:04 am
    lol
  26. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 6:30 am
    argh! Spammer again! kill it with fire!
  27. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 7:27 am
    That machine has a mouth on it.
  28. Profile photo of Toider
    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 8:19 am
    Quit while you`re ahead jen...it can only get worse from here on out.
  29. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 9:47 am
    mahen3, please drop dead.
    Toider, what`s that from?
  30. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 9:58 am
    round one: machine 1 humans 0
    round two.
  31. Profile photo of Toider
    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 11:06 am
    @Matholameu

    Maximum Overdrive, probably the most unintentionally hilarious horror movie to date. Directed by Stephen King no less.
  32. Profile photo of Wtfidklol
    Wtfidklol Male 13-17
    193 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 11:27 am
    GLORY TO THE MACHINE.
  33. Profile photo of boNeymiZz
    boNeymiZz Male 18-29
    237 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    you know we can`t get wild cherry pepsi in Canadio? OR Totinos pizza?
    F
    U
    C
    K all that!

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