Never Try To Reason With Vending Machines [Pic]

Submitted by: MidoriBug 6 years ago in Funny

They always win in the end.
There are 33 comments:
Male 237
you know we can`t get wild cherry pepsi in Canadio? OR Totinos pizza?
F
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K all that!
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Male 193
GLORY TO THE MACHINE.
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Male 452
@Matholameu

Maximum Overdrive, probably the most unintentionally hilarious horror movie to date. Directed by Stephen King no less.
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Male 3,076
round one: machine 1 humans 0
round two.
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Male 493
mahen3, please drop dead.
Toider, what`s that from?
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Male 452
Quit while you`re ahead jen...it can only get worse from here on out.
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Male 6,694
That machine has a mouth on it.
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Male 558
argh! Spammer again! kill it with fire!
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Female 5,222
lol
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Female 1,048
Wild cherry Pepsi? Seriously honey save yourself the dentist bills and drink water instead!!
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Male 1,054
"I`d have to tape up the severed male end of the power cord next to the reply. "

Not nearly mean enough. Unplug vending machine, move away from wall, and cut power cord flush with the surface of the machine. Tape cut end to machine, out of the way, plug now useless cord back into the wall socket, reposition vending machine.

Add a new note:
"Dear Machine

Yes, it does.

Jen

P.S. Skynet hates you."
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Male 3,431
I`d have to tape up the severed male end of the power cord next to the reply.

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Male 2,988
Trust me. You don`t want to piss off the vending machine.


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Male 2,988
Jen is a big fan of Rage Against the Machine.
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Male 531
Curse you vending machine, curse you!
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Female 1,589
Atrayu4u, here it`s way more for a bottle of pop.
At the theme park or concert venues they go up to $2.75 (or even $3.50 for Vitamin Water or Gatorade). Normally a bottle is about $1.50 though.
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Female 1,478
collegebound, you can call or write in for a refund. I did that with a Coke machine once and they gave me a dumb voucher.

Also, $1.25 is ridiculous for a soda, even in a bottle. I think we should go back to haggling and bartering for goods. For instance, I`m not ripping anyone off when I say I would pay.. $0.75 for a bottle of Cherry Pepsi.
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Male 721
just do what i do... kick the poo out of it untill it gives in.
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Female 723
Honestly, it`s such a jip. Machine or not, you should get what you pay for.

Call me an idealist.
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Male 1,054
@i-is-bored: no, she put money in. She made the dollar sign (signifying money) with wo vertical bars.
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Male 10,440
Mr. Vending Machine will be introduced to Mr. Crowbar.
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Male 2,419
she put in $1 and feels she deserves an extra 25 cents?
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Male 590
January 24th 2011 0900 hours... the pepsi machine became self aware
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Male 2,034
The machine, man. Always trying to bring you down.
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Male 807
i believe the machine apocalypse is coming now seeing the IBM Watson
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Male 2,441
Oh poo. Find John Connor
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Male 15,510
The machine apocalypse is coming!
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Male 25,416
skynet. The first step
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Male 5,194
Welcome to the machine.
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Male 586
hah that is true
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Male 3,745
usually you arent supposed to get a refund...doesnt it say that on the machine anyway?
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Male 1,548
It has become self aware.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

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Female 1,603
Link: Never Try To Reason With Vending Machines [Pic] [Rate Link] - They always win in the end.
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