Natalie Portman Turns A Nation Off With Her Laugh

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Entertainment

Another historic Golden Globe moment last night... The moment Natalie Portman executed a billion fanboys" boners.
There are 64 comments:
Female 934
I think she`s cute!
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Male 1,461
Hey, could they play that like another 30 times? You know...for effect.
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Male 5,413
Oh well. Funny laugh
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Male 3,076
:-/ ;-/ }-) ;-)
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Female 13
She`s still hot.
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Male 149
I still totally would.
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Male 2,860
We all know she`s a geek, and that is a large chunk of why we love her - geek chicks are hot.
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Female 850
i think that`s how id sound too if i just won a golden globe draten haters
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Female 62
i would most definitely go gay for natalie portman.
she is a very respectable woman
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Female 251
sounds more like a laugh made of nerves and disbelief, to me!
She`s still beautiful.
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Female 1,077
"She sounds really dumb"

She went to Harvard, you twat.
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Male 2,988
)-|
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Male 684
you think her laugh is bad, you should hear her snore, and her yawns are atrocious... why anyone wouldn`t kick her to the curb is beyond me. I though she was sexy, but this is soooo a deal breaker.

these are the thoughts of many a virgin...
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Male 2,121
Meh, not as unattractive as I was expecting.
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Male 271
@ OmgZelda

dammit

maybe angelina jolie will adopt it?
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Female 1,593
"she is so freaking awesomely hot.

if anyone has changed thier mind about loving her... GREAT.

i make that better odds for me.

all i need to do now is eliminate the fiancee."

And her fiance`s spawn. She`s pregnant.
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Male 243
She sounds really dumb... but I still would.
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Female 162
hahaha! instant infectious laugh! i laughed for a good five minutes
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Male 271
she is so freaking awesomely hot.

if anyone has changed thier mind about loving her... GREAT.

i make that better odds for me.

all i need to do now is eliminate the fiancee.
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Male 2,220
The only thing wrong with her laugh is that it`s been edited maliciously by someone with a bad case of the envies.

That and fancylad dreaming of rescuing a billion fanboys from their `predicament`.
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Male 792
That would be an epic derp
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Male 228
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Male 25
KILL IT WITH LASERS!
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Male 2,372
If she was hell bent on tapping my a$$, and showed up at my place in the middle of the night dressed in her sexiest lingerie...but started laughing like that...I`d totally kick her a$$ to the curb and not even call her a cab home.
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Male 322
okay wait, this made iab how?
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Male 2,690
Nothing wrong with that.
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Male 4,014
No, still lovely as can be...even more so, because her imperfections make her all the more endearing. She`s a goof, and she is ON TOP O` THE WORLD.
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Female 798
@soberguy, she did wear a helmet in Garden State, and agreed she was still a goddess.
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Male 1,193
this is stupid
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Female 4,447
I`d still tap that.
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Male 7,611
nijd, i dont know what youre talking about, im a sexy mothaf*cka.
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Male 347
she could be wearing a helmet while laughing like that and she would still be a goddess to me
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Female 148
that`s precious
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Male 1,744
i`d still hit it
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Male 1,815
HUR HURRR DEEEEEEEEERRRP
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Female 3,001
meh, she`s still hot
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Male 388
i think that makes her hotter...is that bad?
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Male 288
looks fine to me!
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Male 22
I can`t stop whacking it.
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Female 74
It`s Natalie Portman, she`s always hot.
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Male 10,855
Certainly not as bad as my first post.
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Male 25,416
That was stupid
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Female 1,623
I`m going to keep the memory of her laugh in The Professional thank you very much
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Male 2,056
i hate that kind of laugh. loop just pissed me off
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Male 1,929
The repeat is a wee bit unfair methinks. I`m sure it just makes her more human as long as she doesn`t accidently enter a infinite time-loop.
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Male 36
Her laugh is sexy!
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Male 335
Wow, that sure is something. She lost me when she got preggers anyway.
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Male 109
girl`s still beautiful, if you loop anyone`s laugh they`re gonna sound dumb.
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Male 1,610
she`s goofy, and goofy is hot!
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Female 423
nijd, that`s not a very nice way to speak to other members of an internet community.
Even if you may be right.
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Female 798
Still hot.
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Male 267
lol, Cobra, if that avatar pic is of you.. the reason girls giggle when they meet you has nothing to do with your charm.
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Male 15,510
She has a "special" laugh
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Male 1,931
Personally, I could give a drat. People expect celebrities, and people in general, to be perfect. Any minor character flaw is to be exploited and ridiculed. FFS, get a life you leeches.

To be fair, I have no idea who she is.
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Male 7,611
this is just another thing in the way of me and natalie ever getting together (its a mighty long list), because i get girls by making them giggle. but if she turns me off when i make her giggle, then we will go nowhere.
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Male 1,083
hoooooooly poo wtf
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Female 2,120
HURHURHUR
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Male 5,194
??? Sounded ok to me! At least it was REAL. What I hate is that fake laughter.
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Male 167
Nightmare fuel.
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Male 6,694
Now where did I put that duct tape ?
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Male 493
....

D8
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Male 2,552
DUUUUUUUUURRRRR..... LOL
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Male 716
Executed? Quite the contradiction, Fancy.
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Male 20,196
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