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Date: 01/12/11 02:21 PM

58 Responses to Murderous Barbie, A True Modern Woman [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 7:32 am
    Link: Murderous Barbie, A True Modern Woman - A wholesome toy for the serial killer in your family.
  2. Profile photo of w31rd0
    w31rd0 Female 13-17
    142 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    love it
  3. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 2:34 pm
    Hehe, nice. The hand in the pot is a particularly special touch.
  4. Profile photo of andromeda33
    andromeda33 Female 18-29
    50 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 2:35 pm
    LOVE THIS.... I wish there was this Barbie set when I was a little girl lol.
  5. Profile photo of apk892
    apk892 Male 13-17
    183 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    that...is...AWESOME. i know what i`m getting my cousin for her birthday haha
  6. Profile photo of bristar
    bristar Female 18-29
    2 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 2:44 pm
    Lumen.....
  7. Profile photo of TxTnViolence
    TxTnViolence Male 30-39
    197 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 2:48 pm
    blood draining into the dog food bowl = genius
  8. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 2:53 pm
    Just like the movie American Psycho!
  9. Profile photo of JustWrite
    JustWrite Female 18-29
    17 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    do want.
  10. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    Barbie finally had enough of Ken not being anatomically correct
  11. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    Coming soon - 2010`s Barbie - fat ass from sitting at Facebook all day, fat thumbs from texting...
  12. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    God, in the fridge, that`s disgusting. . .

    Mayonnaise is just nasty.
  13. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    LOVE THIS.... I wish there was this Barbie set when I was a little girl lol.

    I recall someone making various ...unorthodox...Barbies at least 10 years ago, maybe more. Their set included "Psychopathic Killer Barbie" as well as "Sorority Slut Barbie" and some others. I think they might have been behind "Lesbian Bondage Orgy Barbie" too.

    They got a cease and desist letter from Mattel`s lawyers. For some reason, Mattel didn`t think they were suitable versions of Barbie.
  14. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 3:19 pm
    CILLIT BANG! BANG! AND THE MURDER`S GONE!
  15. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 3:26 pm
    LOL theres even a small rat staring at the body XD
  16. Profile photo of QueenZira
    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 3:32 pm
    Well...My mother always *did* say barbie was the antichrist...
  17. Profile photo of FCMXD
    FCMXD Male 18-29
    181 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 3:32 pm
    Epic win.
  18. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 3:32 pm
    love it
  19. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 3:34 pm
    how very Dexter of her!
  20. Profile photo of andromeda33
    andromeda33 Female 18-29
    50 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 3:37 pm
    lol Angilion.... I have a feeling that my mother wouldn`t have bought those for me even if I asked.
  21. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 4:03 pm
    I`d do her.
  22. Profile photo of FCMXD
    FCMXD Male 18-29
    181 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    Hopefully this goes viral and becomes an Oxyclean commercial.

    "Normal detergents have trouble cleaning up a blood-soaked floor, not to mention the unsightly stains on your blue smock. But look how Oxyclean breaks down the organic matter in just five seconds.

    Now you can dispose of the evidence AND stop wasting money on new smocks!"

    *Cut to Vince with the Shamwow*
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36196 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    "But officer, he ran into the knife.
    He ran into the knife 10 times!"
  24. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 4:12 pm

  25. Profile photo of thesmartkid
    thesmartkid Male 18-29
    49 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 4:20 pm
    at least shes in the kitchen where she belongs
  26. Profile photo of weeedoodle
    weeedoodle Male 13-17
    57 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    The Ice Truck Killer was framed.
  27. Profile photo of SkyeDragon
    SkyeDragon Female 18-29
    281 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 4:56 pm
    First thing that came to my mind was Dexter and the Ice Truck Killer!
  28. Profile photo of phoenixvirus
    phoenixvirus Female 18-29
    30 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 5:08 pm
    dawwww, the puppy`s curious! ... or hungry?
  29. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36196 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 5:09 pm
  30. Profile photo of rebekklue
    rebekklue Female 18-29
    8 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    Women= Plural.
    Woman= singular

    Please title pictures appropriately :)
  31. Profile photo of SmokyMcPott
    SmokyMcPott Male 18-29
    79 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    i want
  32. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 6:11 pm
    Simply amazing!
  33. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 6:21 pm
    OMG - where can I get one of those!!
  34. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 6:30 pm
    Desacrating Barbie makes me happy. Also, I want all those tiny appliances and stuff. I love miniatures.
  35. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 6:37 pm
    @BenTheBug and Gerry1of1


    !!!MEME ALERT!!!
    !!!MEME ALERT!!!
    !!!MEME ALERT!!!
  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    wowm the detail, wait anrt you to old to play with dolls!
  37. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 6:44 pm
    Now time for "Green Mile Barbie" and "Bull Doggin` Fistie Barbie"
  38. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    cool lol
  39. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 7:59 pm
    Mmm, Ken hand soup! So that`s how Barbie keeps her figure.
  40. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 9:44 pm
    Nice. Who did this?
  41. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36196 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 9:53 pm
    @Cajun247...I see you and raise you...


  42. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 10:34 pm

  43. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 11:52 pm
    barbies are good rolemodels:
    1.cleaning
    2.stay in the kitchen
  44. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 5:11 am
    I hate to troll on such an awesome post, but IAB really needs to learn the difference between `women` and `woman`. This isn`t the first misuse and it most certainly will not be the last.
  45. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 5:11 am
    Oh, and the puppy isn`t curious, he`s like "Why the fack is that crazy btch using my food bowl for this?!"
  46. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 8:17 am
    I think she was just feeding the dog.
  47. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 9:17 am
    Nice dog.
  48. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 10:06 am
    wow...how old is this...?
  49. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 10:38 am
    @TKD Master, wtf are you talking about? There is ONE woman in this picture, hence the use of... WOMAN.


    On another note, WTF DID SHE DO WITH KEN`S ARMS?!
  50. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 11:00 am
    Pffft typical dumb blonde don`t ya know you should bleed him out in the shower.
  51. Profile photo of DetructiveET
    DetructiveET Female 18-29
    17 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    PERFECT!
  52. Profile photo of Padiddle
    Padiddle Female 13-17
    192 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    Strategically-placed fridge door is placed strategically.
  53. Profile photo of duderlydude
    duderlydude Male 30-39
    110 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    "it gets out even the toughest stains, like blood splatter and brains, but its gentle on my hands"
  54. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 4:33 pm
    @Rikakitty, Guess what`s in the oven
  55. Profile photo of Vipablaz
    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 9:11 pm
    Sponge 1: Can we even clean a blood stain?
    Sponge 2: What are you talking about whats a bloo-ohh...she`s cleaning things that we don`t even know what they are!
  56. Profile photo of whatevs
    whatevs Female 13-17
    126 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 7:12 pm
    minus the murder that`s the coolest barbie kitchen i`ve ever seen. i want it.
  57. Profile photo of kelseey
    kelseey Female 18-29
    60 posts
    January 16, 2011 at 6:23 pm
    shouldn`t have drated skipper
  58. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    January 18, 2011 at 7:06 pm
    What a strange refrigerator.

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