Murderous Barbie, A True Modern Woman [Pic]

Submitted by: madest 6 years ago in Funny

A wholesome toy for the serial killer in your family.
There are 58 comments:
Female 582
What a strange refrigerator.
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Female 60
shouldn`t have drated skipper
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Female 126
minus the murder that`s the coolest barbie kitchen i`ve ever seen. i want it.
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Male 191
Sponge 1: Can we even clean a blood stain?
Sponge 2: What are you talking about whats a bloo-ohh...she`s cleaning things that we don`t even know what they are!
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Male 741
@Rikakitty, Guess what`s in the oven
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Male 110
"it gets out even the toughest stains, like blood splatter and brains, but its gentle on my hands"
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Female 192
Strategically-placed fridge door is placed strategically.
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Female 17
PERFECT!
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Male 14,334
Pffft typical dumb blonde don`t ya know you should bleed him out in the shower.
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Female 683
@TKD Master, wtf are you talking about? There is ONE woman in this picture, hence the use of... WOMAN.


On another note, WTF DID SHE DO WITH KEN`S ARMS?!
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Male 670
wow...how old is this...?
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Male 705
Nice dog.
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Male 6,694
I think she was just feeding the dog.
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Male 4,793
Oh, and the puppy isn`t curious, he`s like "Why the fack is that crazy btch using my food bowl for this?!"
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Male 4,793
I hate to troll on such an awesome post, but IAB really needs to learn the difference between `women` and `woman`. This isn`t the first misuse and it most certainly will not be the last.
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Male 3,076
barbies are good rolemodels:
1.cleaning
2.stay in the kitchen
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Male 1,195

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Male 38,774
@Cajun247...I see you and raise you...


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Female 1,623
Nice. Who did this?
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Male 2,549
Mmm, Ken hand soup! So that`s how Barbie keeps her figure.
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Male 1,834
cool lol
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Male 3,475
Now time for "Green Mile Barbie" and "Bull Doggin` Fistie Barbie"
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Male 25,416
wowm the detail, wait anrt you to old to play with dolls!
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Male 10,855
@BenTheBug and Gerry1of1


!!!MEME ALERT!!!
!!!MEME ALERT!!!
!!!MEME ALERT!!!
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Female 1,264
Desacrating Barbie makes me happy. Also, I want all those tiny appliances and stuff. I love miniatures.
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Female 1,048
OMG - where can I get one of those!!
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Male 1,523
Simply amazing!
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Male 79
i want
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Female 8
Women= Plural.
Woman= singular

Please title pictures appropriately :)
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Male 38,774
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Female 30
dawwww, the puppy`s curious! ... or hungry?
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Female 281
First thing that came to my mind was Dexter and the Ice Truck Killer!
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Male 57
The Ice Truck Killer was framed.
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Male 49
at least shes in the kitchen where she belongs
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Male 1,195

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Male 38,774
"But officer, he ran into the knife.
He ran into the knife 10 times!"
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Male 181
Hopefully this goes viral and becomes an Oxyclean commercial.

"Normal detergents have trouble cleaning up a blood-soaked floor, not to mention the unsightly stains on your blue smock. But look how Oxyclean breaks down the organic matter in just five seconds.

Now you can dispose of the evidence AND stop wasting money on new smocks!"

*Cut to Vince with the Shamwow*
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Male 792
I`d do her.
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Female 50
lol Angilion.... I have a feeling that my mother wouldn`t have bought those for me even if I asked.
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Female 1,784
how very Dexter of her!
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Female 1,356
love it
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Male 181
Epic win.
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Female 2,228
Well...My mother always *did* say barbie was the antichrist...
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Female 5,222
LOL theres even a small rat staring at the body XD
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Male 1,067
CILLIT BANG! BANG! AND THE MURDER`S GONE!
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Male 12,365
[quote]LOVE THIS.... I wish there was this Barbie set when I was a little girl lol.[/quote]

I recall someone making various ...unorthodox...Barbies at least 10 years ago, maybe more. Their set included "Psychopathic Killer Barbie" as well as "Sorority Slut Barbie" and some others. I think they might have been behind "Lesbian Bondage Orgy Barbie" too.

They got a cease and desist letter from Mattel`s lawyers. For some reason, Mattel didn`t think they were suitable versions of Barbie.
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Male 965
God, in the fridge, that`s disgusting. . .

Mayonnaise is just nasty.
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Male 8,302
Coming soon - 2010`s Barbie - fat ass from sitting at Facebook all day, fat thumbs from texting...
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Female 1,071
Barbie finally had enough of Ken not being anatomically correct
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Female 17
do want.
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Male 15,510
Just like the movie American Psycho!
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Male 197
blood draining into the dog food bowl = genius
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Female 2
Lumen.....
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Male 183
that...is...AWESOME. i know what i`m getting my cousin for her birthday haha
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Female 50
LOVE THIS.... I wish there was this Barbie set when I was a little girl lol.
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Male 12,138
Hehe, nice. The hand in the pot is a particularly special touch.
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Female 142
love it
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Male 7,378
Link: Murderous Barbie, A True Modern Woman [Pic] [Rate Link] - A wholesome toy for the serial killer in your family.
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