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Date: 01/11/11 01:50 PM

79 Responses to Most Epic On-The-Job Write-Up Ever

  1. Profile photo of Bachi-Atari
    Bachi-Atari Male 18-29
    263 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    Link: Most Epic On-The-Job Write-Up Ever - I`ve had days at work I wish I could`ve done this.
  2. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    Dominos is cool.
  3. Profile photo of Dyreseve792
    Dyreseve792 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    I like how it was the assistant manager.
  4. Profile photo of Yoeri
    Yoeri Male 18-29
    376 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    Epic way to get fired!
  5. Profile photo of Sonsglow
    Sonsglow Male 18-29
    201 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    Epic? Sounds like an unfunny idiot.
  6. Profile photo of adobe_13
    adobe_13 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    Absolutely EPIC!!! He probably wasn`t high, however. He was probably simply sick of working there. He wanted to go out in style, and I applaud him!
  7. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    Yes.
    F*ckin YES!!!
  8. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    The bit about pi makes me think BS.
  9. Profile photo of DiePSPolice
    DiePSPolice Male 30-39
    493 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:17 pm
    That`s not epic or funny. Anybody can be an a$$hole. Hope he enjoys the kind of life that unfolds when you`re not even able to hold down a job at Domino`s.
  10. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    Just a normal shift where I work.
  11. Profile photo of lytle_lytle
    lytle_lytle Male 18-29
    208 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:25 pm
    Awww, is a sad state of our education system when the youth can only recite pi to the forty sixth digit, no wonder we are so far behind Japan.


    On another note, You have to admit those must have been awesome pizzas he made.
  12. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    I just fired a guy for alsmost the same thing last week except he called me a polluted dung encrusted sperm whale.
  13. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    Have you ever had Domino`s Lava Cake before? SO f*cking good... you`ll smear it all over your face too.
  14. Profile photo of Freyr108
    Freyr108 Male 18-29
    203 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    couldn`t help but notice that he spelt `narwhal` incorrectly
  15. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    well i think he was reciting numbers of pi, but in which order? haha. I call BS to them believing that was actually pi.

    And I agree with Sonsglow, that was an unfunny idiot
  16. Profile photo of Dagaz20
    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    Hahaha this is hilarious
  17. Profile photo of W2
    W2 Male 13-17
    244 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    So much win,


    probably
  18. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    I want to be friends with this guy.
    He seems to know how to party. : D w00t w00t.
  19. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    LULZ
  20. Profile photo of tyger9575
    tyger9575 Male 30-39
    297 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    @Freyr108: "couldn`t help but notice that he spelt `narwhal` incorrectly"
    Spelt? REALLY??? IRONY THY NAME IS Freyr108
  21. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    If you want to get fired, this is how you are suppose to do it
  22. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:05 pm
    @tyger9575 "@Freyr108: "couldn`t help but notice that he spelt `narwhal` incorrectly"
    Spelt? REALLY??? IRONY THY NAME IS Freyr108""

    Spelt is the correct past participle of spell. Both spelled and spelt are valid. Ignorance thy name is tyger9575.
  23. Profile photo of norgle
    norgle Male 18-29
    255 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:07 pm
    @tyger Never encountered the differences between American and British English? If you`re going to put that much drama in your response, at least be correct.
  24. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:07 pm
    And whilst on the subject of Narwhals, I restumbled on this the other day.
  25. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    @tyger
    Spelt:
    –verb
    a pt. and pp. of spell .

    via dictionary.com :P
  26. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33145 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:12 pm
    Um, @tyger95? "spelt" is the past tense of the word "spell"... OH THE IRONY! It BURNS!!!
  27. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    "Go straddle a narwhal, you chlorinated gene pool"
    Wow, that`s some Monty Python genius right there!
  28. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:18 pm
    @ danthew - Thanks for that man, now I`ll be singing that for a week.
  29. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    "Team DPE"
    Double Penetration Engineers? Where can I sign up!
  30. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    nobody notice the "could only recite pi to the 64th digit." reference? classic.
  31. Profile photo of robinm1chell
    robinm1chell Female 18-29
    104 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    not scedualed for a shift that day just came in trippin balls.
  32. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:43 pm
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    I`m Rick James BITCH! hahahahahaah

    love it!


  33. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    hey he didnt sign it yet!
  34. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 4:20 pm
    Hrm, can he actually be fired since he wasn`t scheduled to work? Seems like he was on his own time.
  35. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 5:05 pm
    @sloth, where are you getting that he wasn`t scheduled to work?
  36. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 5:10 pm
    how ignorant does one have to be to put the word pi in quotes like that?

    10 years from now, that kid will own Domino`s.
  37. Profile photo of Namikaze
    Namikaze Male 18-29
    222 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    May I answer for Sloth, Smilin? - "was not rostered on for any shift today"
  38. Profile photo of jhflif
    jhflif Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 6:07 pm
    sorry to say, this is a fake. there is no such thing as "lava cake mix". they come prepackaged in little tin foil cups.
  39. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 6:30 pm
    He smeared lava cake mix over his face and yelled "I`m Rick James, bitch"

    I would have laughed my ass off if I saw that.
  40. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 6:31 pm
    Glorious.
  41. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 6:53 pm
    hahahaha <3
  42. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 7:15 pm
    drat YOUR COUCH!
  43. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 7:25 pm
    @jhflif
    Idk what sh*tty Dominos you worked at, but we got bags of cake batter and special pans to cook them in.
  44. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 7:26 pm
    meh
  45. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 7:42 pm
    ... looks like he wanted to go out in style.
  46. Profile photo of itzdapinoy
    itzdapinoy Male 18-29
    11 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 7:44 pm
    IM RICK JAMEESSSSBITCH!
  47. Profile photo of LiquidFire
    LiquidFire Male 18-29
    109 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 7:45 pm
    That made my day....
  48. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 9:04 pm
    They`re going to kill him?
  49. Profile photo of Doorman
    Doorman Male 30-39
    58 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 9:21 pm
    Translation: I want to fire him because I know "pi" up to the 2nd digit, and he beat me by 44 digits! LOL
  50. Profile photo of 1gr8slice
    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 9:23 pm
    Pi to the 46th digit? Couldn`t have been that wasted... Seems like an appropriate activity for the pizza cutting area.
  51. Profile photo of MechaWolf
    MechaWolf Male 18-29
    315 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 9:30 pm
    fake
  52. Profile photo of spiralraisin
    spiralraisin Male 18-29
    30 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 9:34 pm
    Lol. Not rostered for any shift today.
  53. Profile photo of ericka225
    ericka225 Female 18-29
    219 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 10:33 pm
    lol if ya gotta go out go out with a bang, i salute him for giving that bitch what was coming to her
  54. Profile photo of keithCorrupt
    keithCorrupt Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 10:57 pm
    done worse tripping face at rivertowne pour house(restaurant/bar) i was feeling great and poo started melting and turning into weird poo so i flipped out wrecked the kitchen tore my shirt off in front of customers, called my manager a morbid obese porno cow and puked in her face then i climbed over the bar to get away from her and accidentally broke the tap housing off of the bar top and flooded the restaurant with free beer dove through a glass door got all kinds of sliced up and ran through monroeville pa half naked till the cops picked me up near route 22 mumbling about a mutant cow and how we should kill it. no charges were filed because i passed the sobriety test and the urinate in the cup drug test. and what the hell is this "pi"?
  55. Profile photo of keithCorrupt
    keithCorrupt Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 10:59 pm
    whoops it censored me..with poo, i said poo started melting
  56. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 11:21 pm
    "im rick james bitch" lol
  57. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3887 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 11:33 pm
    am i the only one who is impressed that someone working at a pizza place can recite pi to the 46th digit? and while intoxicated can apparently pronounce `bovine and porcine`? but maybe he was as overqualified for his job as i am for mine... lots of that going around today. and god knows i didn`t train for 30 years to be the midnight security guard at an abandoned auto parts plant.
  58. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 3:17 am
    wow. just. wow.
  59. Profile photo of joe_cox4
    joe_cox4 Male 18-29
    45 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 3:23 am
    I would frame that and put it up on my wall!
  60. Profile photo of Max13007
    Max13007 Male 18-29
    200 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 5:32 am
    officially my hero.
  61. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 7:07 am

  62. Profile photo of lovepath7
    lovepath7 Male 30-39
    41 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 7:55 am
    That seems about par for Domino`s.
  63. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2197 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 8:18 am
    frustrated only getting to 46 digits.. better than me, all I can remember is 3.141something something something. but seriously. awesome, just awesome. I wish the DP employees at my local were this cool. Mine just look like a buncha guys drooling over Hero CLix.
  64. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 8:23 am
    46th digit, wow
  65. Profile photo of MyJobSucks
    MyJobSucks Male 18-29
    177 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 9:06 am
    I`m sure he was just rattling off numbers, claiming that it was pi. I had a friend in college who, while we were on LSD, was using the house phone as a "calculator" while spouting off sentence fragments like "Time to call Mike point six seven ninth to the radius power."

    Sounds about the same to me.
  66. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 9:48 am
    thats so awesome! :D
  67. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 10:28 am
    I thought being on drugs was a requirement to KEEP your job at Domino`s.
  68. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7618 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 11:59 am
    Frame it and hang with pride!
  69. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    Thats the assistant manager, thats halarious
  70. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    Sounds like just another day in the pizza business.
  71. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    Fake. & not that funny.
  72. Profile photo of Trypno
    Trypno Male 18-29
    474 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    Just a quick observation, if he came to work on a day he wasn`t scheduled, and was obviously twisted on something, they wouldn`t have let him behind the counter in the first place, regardless of the fact that he works there.
  73. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    yea trypho thats a pooy observation! have you ever had a job? for all those idiots know he is working today lol..

    WAIT JIMMY, STOP RIGHT THERE..... LET ME SEE IF YOU`RE SCHEDULED TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!! CALL THE COPS HES NOT ON THE ROSTER!!!!!!
  74. Profile photo of s1cKs0uL
    s1cKs0uL Female 18-29
    394 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 3:13 pm
    I think I know this guy, he was my boss >.<
  75. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 5:22 pm
    I got fired from Papa John`s for the same poo
  76. Profile photo of 70challenger
    70challenger Female 18-29
    171 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 9:30 am
    I could picture any one of my old friends from highschool having this as the reason for being fired.
  77. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:08 pm
    "...an unknown substance, possibly of hallucinogenic nature". What, did he try their new recipe? :-D
  78. Profile photo of Happy_Pandas
    Happy_Pandas Female 13-17
    307 posts
    January 16, 2011 at 7:26 am
    I`M RICK JAMES, BITCH

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