Millions Of Dead Fish Found In Maryland Yesterday

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in

This marks the 4th reported incident of mass wildlife death in the past week. Should we start kissing our asses goodbye?
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Female 282
That`s why there haven`t been many crabs around... kind of like the fungus that`s been killing off bats. we used to have like 4 or 5 bats that made our woods their home and we only had one this year. made me sad.
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Male 89
Was Janeane Garafalo swimming in Kent recently? If there was also a pile of armpit hair then it was her.
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Female 850
this kind of crap happens all the time. it isnt the apocalypse sillies. everyone knows the world will be ended by zombies not dead crabs.
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Female 104
5 cats those reports you posted aren`t anywhere near md sure it may show that this is wider spread then we first thought but really your storys could be a completely different cause.
MD is on the east coast near delaware. I live about a half hour from where this first story takes place I know a lot of water men and am concerned this could f up there careers. As well it could just be the side effect of this oil spill that every one seems to have forgotten
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Male 40,302
The actual story is more interesting than this: there are still sick or confused birds dieing, so it`s not just `a storm killed them` sort of thing, it`s on-going: CNN talks about the birds

Another News Report about the birds and fish the fish are Drum which can get pretty large.

These things happen from time to time, so conspiracy theories aren`t neccessary to explain this, eh?
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Male 280
Frank Schätzing anyone?
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Male 1,744
SWEEEEET APOCALYPSEEEEEE!!!!!

FINALLY!! God, i`ve been waiting forever for this damn thing
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Male 1,627
this beach reminds me of my girlfriend
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Male 39,556
Porcelain93 - not now you don`t
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Male 10,440
That beach must smell worse than a retirement home.
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Male 346
@purrie

if it exists, ill be there
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Female 34
@Gerry1of1 I graduate that day :(
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Male 96
CTHULHU IS EMERGING AND THE ANIMALS KNOW IT!!!!
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Male 109
Hm, should the end of the world occur, I shall see you all in hell- don`t act like you`re not going!
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Male 35
@Volsunga good post!!
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Male 39,556
I refer you to the IAB Post that predicts the end of the world is May 21st of THIS year.

Remember, you heard it here at IAB first!

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Female 412
Title correction: Crabs are not fish, they are members of the sub-phylum crustacea - false advertising!
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Male 271
HOLY F UCK ING S HIT
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Male 5,413
We`re doomed... but I knew that. Poor crabs : /
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Male 2,388
our time line which is based on the birth of jesus ( whats up wih that?) is prob seven years of?f could be a year though anyone else hear eery music. it will probably take a year for the end to come into full swing.
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Male 2,388
if it is the end i would like to point out it will be very unpleasant i will probably join a suicide cult you know for `freindship` reasons
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Male 240
It`s the end of the world as we know it, and about damn time!
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Male 15,510
WTF! this was all suppose to happen in 2012. Idiots!
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Male 537
IAB? Retarded? Yes!

This was last year. Anyways... recently they found a few thousand dead sardines, not even close to a million, and not large fish.
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Male 1
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/
uk_news/england/kent/8456514.stm

This is from 2010. How did this even get on here?
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Male 98
it`s got a bit of a day after tomorrow feel to it...
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Male 39,556
The END IS NEAR!!!!


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Male 3,894
Those aren`t fish, and this isn`t maryland.
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Male 975
I like how this is titled MILLIONS of dead FISH when the link is titled THOUSANDS of dead CRABS.
Either way though...this is weird.
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Female 74
"*facepalm* its the oilspill "

A bit late for that buddy.

And about a thousand miles away in a completely different body of water.
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Male 6,694
Oh to be there when they were still fress. MMMM Boy. Good eatin.
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Male 25,417
over it
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Male 4,680
"*facepalm* its the oilspill "

A bit late for that buddy.
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Male 110
*facepalm* its the oilspill
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Male 14,331
@fiizok

So what your saying is I should stock up on tobacco products before all plants die and then us?
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Male 12,138
We must make a sacrifice to Great Cthulhu!
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Female 162
damn you climate change!
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Male 1,548
Did nobody notice that this happened last year too?
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Male 167
oops I took a crap in the ocean... and then a long piss. I apologize if I caused this :(
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Male 4,290
Wasn`t the last one crows?
Did anyone else watch FlashForward?
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Male 591
Fancylad, are you including the alarming decline in the bumblebee population? It`s gonna be very difficult for human beings to survive when many of the plants we consume stop reproducing because they aren`t being pollinated.
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Female 723
I wonder if this will scare people enough to implement at least a few changes?
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Female 4,039
Hold me. I`ve been shatting about this for a few days already.
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Male 34
It`s the end of the world as we know it!
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Female 7,997
I have a warm coat, so my arse and I will be just fine thank you.
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Female 854
Bet that smells lovely...
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Male 44
Yo dawg. i heard you like flash videos. So we played a flash video in a flash video so you can youtube while you youtube.
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Male 14,331
Can someone tell me if we`re all gonna die yet? I could go for some tobacco.
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Male 2,121
Wait, what were the others? I heard of the blackbirds but nothing else.
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Male 20,827
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