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Date: 01/05/11 11:32 AM

50 Responses to Millions Of Dead Fish Found In Maryland Yesterday

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    January 5, 2011 at 11:38 am
    Link: Millions Of Dead Fish Found In Maryland Yesterday - This marks the 4th reported incident of mass wildlife death in the past week. Should we start kissing our asses goodbye?
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 11:45 am
    Wait, what were the others? I heard of the blackbirds but nothing else.
  3. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    January 5, 2011 at 11:45 am
    Can someone tell me if we`re all gonna die yet? I could go for some tobacco.
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    mutantsimon Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2011 at 11:46 am
    Yo dawg. i heard you like flash videos. So we played a flash video in a flash video so you can youtube while you youtube.
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    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 11:46 am
    Bet that smells lovely...
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7613 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 11:46 am
    I have a warm coat, so my arse and I will be just fine thank you.
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    hiddenid958 Male 30-39
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    January 5, 2011 at 11:46 am
    It`s the end of the world as we know it!
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 11:52 am
    Hold me. I`ve been shatting about this for a few days already.
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    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
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    January 5, 2011 at 11:58 am
    I wonder if this will scare people enough to implement at least a few changes?
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    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 11:59 am
    Fancylad, are you including the alarming decline in the bumblebee population? It`s gonna be very difficult for human beings to survive when many of the plants we consume stop reproducing because they aren`t being pollinated.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    Wasn`t the last one crows?
    Did anyone else watch FlashForward?
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    twenty5 Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    oops I took a crap in the ocean... and then a long piss. I apologize if I caused this :(
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    Volsunga Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    Did nobody notice that this happened last year too?
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    Jofferwry Female 18-29
    162 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    damn you climate change!
  15. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    January 5, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    We must make a sacrifice to Great Cthulhu!
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    @fiizok

    So what your saying is I should stock up on tobacco products before all plants die and then us?
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    jeffums Male 13-17
    110 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    *facepalm* its the oilspill
  18. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    January 5, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    "*facepalm* its the oilspill "

    A bit late for that buddy.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    January 5, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    over it
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    January 5, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    Oh to be there when they were still fress. MMMM Boy. Good eatin.
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    prettymaryk Female 18-29
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    January 5, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    "*facepalm* its the oilspill "

    A bit late for that buddy.

    And about a thousand miles away in a completely different body of water.
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    premierwondr Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    I like how this is titled MILLIONS of dead FISH when the link is titled THOUSANDS of dead CRABS.
    Either way though...this is weird.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 1:24 pm
    Those aren`t fish, and this isn`t maryland.
  24. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    January 5, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    The END IS NEAR!!!!


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    TheLemur Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    it`s got a bit of a day after tomorrow feel to it...
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    LessThnThree Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/
    uk_news/england/kent/8456514.stm

    This is from 2010. How did this even get on here?
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    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 1:58 pm
    IAB? Retarded? Yes!

    This was last year. Anyways... recently they found a few thousand dead sardines, not even close to a million, and not large fish.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    WTF! this was all suppose to happen in 2012. Idiots!
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    tylertooo Male 40-49
    240 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 2:44 pm
    It`s the end of the world as we know it, and about damn time!
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    if it is the end i would like to point out it will be very unpleasant i will probably join a suicide cult you know for `freindship` reasons
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    our time line which is based on the birth of jesus ( whats up wih that?) is prob seven years of?f could be a year though anyone else hear eery music. it will probably take a year for the end to come into full swing.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    We`re doomed... but I knew that. Poor crabs : /
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    IseeingI2I Male 18-29
    271 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    HOLY F UCK ING S HIT
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    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    Title correction: Crabs are not fish, they are members of the sub-phylum crustacea - false advertising!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    January 5, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    I refer you to the IAB Post that predicts the end of the world is May 21st of THIS year.

    Remember, you heard it here at IAB first!

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    kingofqueens Male 30-39
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    January 5, 2011 at 4:53 pm
    @Volsunga good post!!
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    Purrie Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2011 at 5:13 pm
    Hm, should the end of the world occur, I shall see you all in hell- don`t act like you`re not going!
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    SuperBeast Male 18-29
    96 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 5:22 pm
    CTHULHU IS EMERGING AND THE ANIMALS KNOW IT!!!!
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    Porcelain93 Female 18-29
    34 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 5:56 pm
    @Gerry1of1 I graduate that day :(
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    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 6:20 pm
    @purrie

    if it exists, ill be there
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 6:26 pm
    That beach must smell worse than a retirement home.
  42. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 8:50 pm
    Porcelain93 - not now you don`t
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    Kaagan Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2011 at 8:51 pm
    this beach reminds me of my girlfriend
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 1:43 am
    SWEEEEET APOCALYPSEEEEEE!!!!!

    FINALLY!! God, i`ve been waiting forever for this damn thing
  45. Profile photo of terracottus
    terracottus Male 30-39
    280 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 2:47 am
    Frank Schätzing anyone?
  46. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33137 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 5:26 am
    The actual story is more interesting than this: there are still sick or confused birds dieing, so it`s not just `a storm killed them` sort of thing, it`s on-going: CNN talks about the birds

    Another News Report about the birds and fish the fish are Drum which can get pretty large.

    These things happen from time to time, so conspiracy theories aren`t neccessary to explain this, eh?
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    robinm1chell Female 18-29
    104 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 5:34 am
    5 cats those reports you posted aren`t anywhere near md sure it may show that this is wider spread then we first thought but really your storys could be a completely different cause.
    MD is on the east coast near delaware. I live about a half hour from where this first story takes place I know a lot of water men and am concerned this could f up there careers. As well it could just be the side effect of this oil spill that every one seems to have forgotten
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    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 8:49 am
    this kind of crap happens all the time. it isnt the apocalypse sillies. everyone knows the world will be ended by zombies not dead crabs.
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    83nu Male 40-49
    89 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 9:55 am
    Was Janeane Garafalo swimming in Kent recently? If there was also a pile of armpit hair then it was her.
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    sylphies Female 18-29
    282 posts
    January 7, 2011 at 1:07 am
    That`s why there haven`t been many crabs around... kind of like the fungus that`s been killing off bats. we used to have like 4 or 5 bats that made our woods their home and we only had one this year. made me sad.

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