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Date: 01/04/11 03:00 PM

48 Responses to Meet Ben The Miniature Panda Cow

  1. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    Link: Meet Ben The Miniature Panda Cow - Awww of the Day? Dr. Moreau must be so proud.
  2. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    Well, I`m sure that Ben`s genetic mutations caused from generations of inbreeding will drastically reduce his cute little life span. LOL
  3. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    BREAKFAST in a bitesized portion, wooo!!!!!
  4. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 3:12 pm
    I like how mom just takes a huge piss while being recorded.
  5. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 3:18 pm
    So is this where those Burger King mini burgers come from?
  6. Profile photo of hyeonkim0805
    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 3:18 pm
    We eat those here in America.
  7. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 3:19 pm
    tasty
  8. Profile photo of iGamer
    iGamer Male 18-29
    194 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 3:41 pm
    Mix in sum human in their and we will finally get the fight we want: Panda Cow Man v. Man Bear Pig
  9. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 3:48 pm
    mmm angus
  10. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 4:04 pm
    "This is Ben`s mom, Bella."
    *urinating*

    Absolutely the best timing ever.
    "I urinate in protest of your video!"
  11. Profile photo of xfactormunky
    xfactormunky Male 18-29
    116 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    am i the only one who thought it was hilarious when the mom just started casually pissing?
  12. Profile photo of lonejasmine
    lonejasmine Female 18-29
    9 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 4:20 pm
    lolol hey cow how ya doin? "MOOOO"
  13. Profile photo of Trojan
    Trojan Male 18-29
    511 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    Mmm, panda steaks...
  14. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 4:45 pm
    Ben is so cuuuute! xD
  15. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 4:54 pm
    *PISSSSSSSSSSS*
  16. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 5:00 pm
    Panda cow. More commonly known as a "holstein".
  17. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 5:05 pm
    don`t mind me, just gonna take a wiz JUST when you put the camera on me
  18. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 5:17 pm
    here`s the best part of the whole vid (animated gif)
  19. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    I want one, sorta
  20. Profile photo of Aeladil
    Aeladil Female 18-29
    513 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 5:23 pm
    Looks a lot like a Belted Galloway, not a Holstein. Holsteins are spotted. Belted Galloways look like oreo cookies. Really sweet meat on them. We`ve gotten 2 the past 2 years; organic, grass fed, not "corn finished". Excellent meat.
  21. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 5:40 pm
    Classic sci-fi references,FTW!
  22. Profile photo of twenty5
    twenty5 Male 18-29
    167 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 6:00 pm
    the narrator sounds like Jay Ingram from daily planet, discovery channel!
  23. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 9:38 pm
    cool!
  24. Profile photo of kittilia
    kittilia Female 18-29
    500 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 10:13 pm
    I want one too! Must. Retire. On. Farm. Wait, that`ll mean i have to wait 50 years for a mini panda cow~ Is it worth it?
  25. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 10:21 pm
    looks like a beltie to me. mean little poos.
  26. Profile photo of Ando
    Ando Male 13-17
    374 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 11:19 pm
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    Lols. Great entrance, Mom.
  27. Profile photo of CallofKtulu
    CallofKtulu Male 18-29
    245 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:51 am
    I really enjoy how Fatninja`s profile picture always seems to match the young Keanu Reeves-esque excitement of his comments.

    Also, this video contains rare footage of the world`s first frat cow. Edited from the video were numerous flatulence scenes where the cow attempted to light its farts on fire.
  28. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 2:02 am
    I want one
  29. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 4:08 am
    What kind of dumb assed farmer is this? Males aren`t cows. They`re bulls. Its cattle.
  30. Profile photo of Cashaviola
    Cashaviola Female 18-29
    108 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 6:37 am
    @ Samsquanch...The type of cow is called The Miniature Panda Cow...its the name retard. If you would have listened the others that he listed have cow in them as well. And besides they already got the big cows with the white band around them. Just chop em off at the knees and they can be a miniature panda cow too.
  31. Profile photo of Helgarin
    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 6:43 am
    Gotta love these guys. Bella urinating on introduction, and Donovan slowly headbutting the wall. Lulz were made today :D
  32. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 9:27 am
    Cows are so cute - why do they have to be so darn tasty? I love how it moooed at the guy when he scratched his chin :)
  33. Profile photo of Jofferwry
    Jofferwry Female 18-29
    162 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 9:48 am
    awww cows=mega cute
  34. Profile photo of austin1
    austin1 Male 30-39
    288 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 10:42 am
    Dont let it get up! I like my panda cow tender!
  35. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 10:43 am
    @Aeladil - you`re right, thanks!
  36. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 11:10 am
    Oystah, if I ever met and pet a cow I`d probably end up losing beef from my diet permanently. I swore never to eat rabbit after keeping my late bunny, Lola.
  37. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 11:35 am
    Awwwww... it grazes on Bamboo
  38. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    Oh I love cows! They`re so cute<3
  39. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    I read elsewhere that he was genetically bred for this appearance. He (like other miniature cows) will not be eaten, but will instead be a pet for his whole life. A very, very expensive pet. I think he`s worth something to the tune of $20,000. Asians are obviously very interested in buying them.
  40. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    @Seastone- FARMERS SELECTIVELY BREEDING ANIMALS TO GET BETTER RESULTS?!

    WHAT KIND OF HIGH-TECH WIZARDY IS THIS
  41. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    lol.. this is bens mom...*urinates* nice mom...
  42. Profile photo of nikki_noo
    nikki_noo Female 18-29
    98 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 2:20 pm
    Donovan is one solid mf. Anyway im sure these "pandas" are actually called Galloway`s.. they have the white band through the mid-section. Maybe I`m wrong.
  43. Profile photo of thecurt
    thecurt Male 18-29
    411 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 3:05 pm
    It always makes me urinate when people start talking about me
  44. Profile photo of Helgarin
    Helgarin Male 18-29
    506 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 4:28 pm
    Reminds me of a care home actually.
  45. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 5:00 pm
    I`m glad everyone else saw Bella pissing.
  46. Profile photo of SapphireHart
    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 5:03 pm
    "lol.. this is bens mom...*urinates* nice mom..."

    Exactly what I thought when I watched it :P
  47. Profile photo of scienceguy47
    scienceguy47 Male 18-29
    97 posts
    January 7, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    I LOVE ANIMALS WOO WOO xDDDDDDDDDDD
  48. Profile photo of zombiegirl0
    zombiegirl0 Female 13-17
    15 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    MoooOOOOOoooOOO! I think me and Ben have a bond.

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