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69 Responses to Keanu: Is He Jesus? All Signs Point To Yes [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    Link: Keanu: Is He Jesus? All Signs Point To Yes - Changes water to wine, check. Jesus beard, check. Kind to autograph hounds, you betcha.
  2. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    lol
  3. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    I was going to point out that Jesus couldn`t have actually looked like that in the ancient middle east, but...
    Dayum.
  4. Profile photo of NottaSpy
    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    LOL!
  5. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 12:17 pm
    i lol`d
  6. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    I also LOL`d
  7. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    Reminds me of this.
  8. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1052 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    Of course.
  9. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    Jesus isn`t that hot
  10. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 12:30 pm
    That`s clearly also water...
  11. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 12:34 pm
    hahahahahhahaha brilliant!
  12. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 12:36 pm
    hahaha!
  13. Profile photo of cake_ape
    cake_ape Male 18-29
    6 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    How about - white wine in the bottle, white wine in the glass, Keanu`s shirt`s dark color refracting in the glass....
  14. Profile photo of shiftyplus1
    shiftyplus1 Male 18-29
    311 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    He looks like a friendly autograph giver. Not the son of God.
  15. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    How about not spoiling the fun.
    As if anyone became a believer in Keanu Christ because of this...
    smh u nerds
  16. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    Yet another attempt to make Keanu a meme?
  17. Profile photo of Dagaz20
    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    d`awwwwwwww
  18. Profile photo of Roflmaos
    Roflmaos Male 18-29
    12 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    I thought everybody already knew he is Jesus....
  19. Profile photo of InvaderTiger
    InvaderTiger Female 18-29
    55 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    must be a glitch in the matrix.
  20. Profile photo of scooterboo2
    scooterboo2 Male 13-17
    91 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    I already knew that from this:
    www.i-am-bored.com/
    bored_link.cfm?link_id=44769
  21. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    I was already a believer in Keanu Christ. This is old news.
  22. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    We must bow down to him.
    I suppose the Matrix sequels are the reason why we crucify this one?
  23. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 1:32 pm
    lame
  24. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    Local bruddah rocks. Keanu are you IRAE?
  25. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    I`m honestly happy that Keanu is so overjoyed by that child asking him for an autograph. Ever since the sandwich picture I`ve felt terrible for him.
  26. Profile photo of LastJuggalo
    LastJuggalo Female 18-29
    212 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    Just like Jesus. Matrix. Not really "appreciated" until he dies . . . on a stick.
  27. Profile photo of rynEnigma
    rynEnigma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    @DamienLike I was going to say speed 2 but if you want to pull his other sequels we can have a good case against him in crucifixion court
  28. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    hahahahaha
  29. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:20 pm
    haha nice, that`s probably why he speaks so little, for fear of people misinterpreting what he says
  30. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    All I can say is, he better not screw up the Cowboy Bebop movie (if they ever get around to filming it), or Jesus will be looking at him going "Damn, they took it easy on me..."
  31. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    Well, he is "The One" after all.
  32. Profile photo of unbwogable
    unbwogable Male 18-29
    555 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 4:27 pm
    Not wine, water, with an optical illusion (brown wine?)
  33. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 4:48 pm
    @Altaru - They are planning on filming Cowboy Bebop?!
  34. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 5:59 pm
    I had no idea that Keanu Reeves was in Bill and Ted until today.

    My life has changed forever. HOW DIDN`T I REALISE THIS ON MY OWN
  35. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 6:02 pm
    Actually you can take a picture of water in bottle and wine in glass without photoshop
  36. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 6:03 pm
    1. He was born in the Holy Lands.
    2. His name is an anagram of "Eve ensue ark".
    3. His former band Dogstar is an anagram of "Star God".
    4. He f*cking LOOKS like Jesus.

    Say no more.
  37. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 6:36 pm
    I laughed
  38. Profile photo of xVegettoTGx
    xVegettoTGx Male 18-29
    179 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    It`s the color of his shirt reflected through the water. Derp.
  39. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 7:20 pm
    "It`s the color of his shirt reflected through the water. Derp."

    so why is the bottle of water not the same color? be sure to herp before you derp.
  40. Profile photo of SexBobOmb
    SexBobOmb Female 18-29
    62 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 7:32 pm
    well...he does age VERY well.
    i mean he barely looks different when he shaves completely.
  41. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 8:23 pm
    It`s a label. The bottle probably isn`t even clear, that`d just be the reflection of the sky towards the top of the bottle giving that impression.
  42. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 8:49 pm
    Let me tell you all why Keanu isn`t Jesus. First off,...HEY DUKES OF HAZZARD IS ON!
  43. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 8:49 pm
  44. Profile photo of Bealzebubble
    Bealzebubble Male 18-29
    352 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 9:36 pm
    I can pull this trick off as well. It`s called the cheapskate restaurant uses old wine bottles instead of water jugs trick.
  45. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    672 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 9:37 pm
    @DrProfessor

    douchetroll
  46. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 11:16 pm
    I knew it!!!
  47. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 11:54 pm
    QED. :P
  48. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 11:57 pm
    wow dude!
  49. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 2:37 am
    "I can pull this trick off as well. It`s called the cheapskate restaurant uses old wine bottles instead of water jugs trick."

    that still doesn`t explain why the glass has wine and the bottle has water. which is kinda what the joke is based on, along with the jesus beard and his disturbing happiness when bothered by people:P
  50. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 2:45 am
    O.O WHAAAAAAT!!!! I knew it the matrix was a documentary!
  51. Profile photo of Boomsie
    Boomsie Female 18-29
    252 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 5:49 am
    I love how happy he seems to sign an autograph for that kid, how sweeeeet :D x
  52. Profile photo of Verymad
    Verymad Male 13-17
    102 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 6:00 am
    holy....
  53. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 6:15 am
    DAMMIT JESUS I TOLD YOU TO LAY LOW
  54. Profile photo of asnodeus
    asnodeus Male 18-29
    101 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 6:40 am
    Well duh! We all knew that. Wanna be original? Tell IABorders HOW he does it. Then we`ll talk. :D
  55. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36213 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 7:13 am

  56. Profile photo of FAKEBACON
    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 8:00 am
    what a weird monkey beard.
  57. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 8:11 am
    Dude ?
    Duudddeee.
  58. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 9:21 am
    Fail, I believe the illusion of wine is caused by the color of his coat. He is a cute fella tho...
  59. Profile photo of CrzyWhtGrl
    CrzyWhtGrl Female 18-29
    255 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 9:27 am
    Yeah, because there is absolutely NO WAY that he could ever have had it poured from another bottle. I`m convinced.
  60. Profile photo of tincel1372
    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 11:59 am
    @crzywhtgrl
    CHILL, it`s a joke
  61. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    LMAO! IS that kid getting his autograph. That`s even funnier!
  62. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    no waaaayyyyy
  63. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 6:29 pm
    He`s just glad someone still knows he used to be famous!
  64. Profile photo of Theyoyoguy
    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
    462 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    im sold
  65. Profile photo of Zeluha
    Zeluha Female 18-29
    40 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 8:48 pm
    Honestly. Best pic EVER!
  66. Profile photo of texanguy20
    texanguy20 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 3:48 pm
    Way better than Sad Keanu or the one that says he`s immortal. Although, the immortality one could work even better now that we know he`s Jesus.
  67. Profile photo of Devok07
    Devok07 Male 18-29
    95 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 11:57 pm
    obviously just the stupid brown color of his jacket showing through the water.. really people..
  68. Profile photo of Tobunshi
    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 6:54 pm
    @Devok07,

    No poo, nobody actually believes he`s Jesus. It`s a joke.

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