Keanu: Is He Jesus? All Signs Point To Yes [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 6 years ago in Funny

Changes water to wine, check. Jesus beard, check. Kind to autograph hounds, you betcha.
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Male 678
@Devok07,

No poo, nobody actually believes he`s Jesus. It`s a joke.
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Male 95
obviously just the stupid brown color of his jacket showing through the water.. really people..
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Male 8
Way better than Sad Keanu or the one that says he`s immortal. Although, the immortality one could work even better now that we know he`s Jesus.
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Female 40
Honestly. Best pic EVER!
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Male 462
im sold
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Female 1,048
He`s just glad someone still knows he used to be famous!
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Female 627
no waaaayyyyy
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Female 1,236
LMAO! IS that kid getting his autograph. That`s even funnier!
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Female 423
@crzywhtgrl
CHILL, it`s a joke
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Female 255
Yeah, because there is absolutely NO WAY that he could ever have had it poured from another bottle. I`m convinced.
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Male 558
Fail, I believe the illusion of wine is caused by the color of his coat. He is a cute fella tho...
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Male 6,694
Dude ?
Duudddeee.
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Male 586
what a weird monkey beard.
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Male 38,491

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Male 101
Well duh! We all knew that. Wanna be original? Tell IABorders HOW he does it. Then we`ll talk. :D
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Male 3,745
DAMMIT JESUS I TOLD YOU TO LAY LOW
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Male 102
holy....
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Female 251
I love how happy he seems to sign an autograph for that kid, how sweeeeet :D x
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Male 3,076
O.O WHAAAAAAT!!!! I knew it the matrix was a documentary!
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Male 351
"I can pull this trick off as well. It`s called the cheapskate restaurant uses old wine bottles instead of water jugs trick."

that still doesn`t explain why the glass has wine and the bottle has water. which is kinda what the joke is based on, along with the jesus beard and his disturbing happiness when bothered by people:P
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Male 1,834
wow dude!
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Male 4,547
QED. :P
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Male 2,748
I knew it!!!
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Male 707
@DrProfessor

douchetroll
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Male 352
I can pull this trick off as well. It`s called the cheapskate restaurant uses old wine bottles instead of water jugs trick.
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Male 10,855
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Male 3,061
Let me tell you all why Keanu isn`t Jesus. First off,...HEY DUKES OF HAZZARD IS ON!
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Male 3,894
It`s a label. The bottle probably isn`t even clear, that`d just be the reflection of the sky towards the top of the bottle giving that impression.
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Female 62
well...he does age VERY well.
i mean he barely looks different when he shaves completely.
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Male 1,610
"It`s the color of his shirt reflected through the water. Derp."

so why is the bottle of water not the same color? be sure to herp before you derp.
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Male 5,190
Haha xD!
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Male 186
It`s the color of his shirt reflected through the water. Derp.
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Male 2,388
I laughed
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Male 12,138
1. He was born in the Holy Lands.
2. His name is an anagram of "Eve ensue ark".
3. His former band Dogstar is an anagram of "Star God".
4. He f*cking LOOKS like Jesus.

Say no more.
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Male 698
Actually you can take a picture of water in bottle and wine in glass without photoshop
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Male 4,680
I had no idea that Keanu Reeves was in Bill and Ted until today.

My life has changed forever. HOW DIDN`T I REALISE THIS ON MY OWN
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Female 812
@Altaru - They are planning on filming Cowboy Bebop?!
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Male 555
Not wine, water, with an optical illusion (brown wine?)
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Male 1,744
Well, he is "The One" after all.
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Male 3,482
All I can say is, he better not screw up the Cowboy Bebop movie (if they ever get around to filming it), or Jesus will be looking at him going "Damn, they took it easy on me..."
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Male 2,516
haha nice, that`s probably why he speaks so little, for fear of people misinterpreting what he says
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Female 1,356
hahahahaha
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Male 193
@DamienLike I was going to say speed 2 but if you want to pull his other sequels we can have a good case against him in crucifixion court
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Female 212
Just like Jesus. Matrix. Not really "appreciated" until he dies . . . on a stick.
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Female 2,120
I`m honestly happy that Keanu is so overjoyed by that child asking him for an autograph. Ever since the sandwich picture I`ve felt terrible for him.
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Male 2,402
Local bruddah rocks. Keanu are you IRAE?
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Male 25,416
lame
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Male 705
We must bow down to him.
I suppose the Matrix sequels are the reason why we crucify this one?
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Male 11,740
I was already a believer in Keanu Christ. This is old news.
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Male 91
I already knew that from this:
www.i-am-bored.com/
bored_link.cfm?link_id=44769
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Female 55
must be a glitch in the matrix.
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Male 12
I thought everybody already knew he is Jesus....
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Female 382
d`awwwwwwww
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Male 15,510
Yet another attempt to make Keanu a meme?
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Male 975
How about not spoiling the fun.
As if anyone became a believer in Keanu Christ because of this...
smh u nerds
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Male 311
He looks like a friendly autograph giver. Not the son of God.
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Male 6
How about - white wine in the bottle, white wine in the glass, Keanu`s shirt`s dark color refracting in the glass....
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Male 2,552
hahaha!
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Male 1,678
hahahahahhahaha brilliant!
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Male 658
That`s clearly also water...
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Female 430
Jesus isn`t that hot
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Male 1,051
Of course.
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Male 2,034
Reminds me of this.
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Male 801
I also LOL`d
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Female 667
i lol`d
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Male 881
LOL!
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Male 1,815
I was going to point out that Jesus couldn`t have actually looked like that in the ancient middle east, but...
Dayum.
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Female 3,574
lol
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Female 1,338
Link: Keanu: Is He Jesus? All Signs Point To Yes [Pic] [Rate Link] - Changes water to wine, check. Jesus beard, check. Kind to autograph hounds, you betcha.
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