Jesus Has Risen: In 36 Different Inanimate Objects

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Misc
http://thechive.com/2011/01/25/the-hunt-is-over-jesus-found-36-photos/

They said He"d be back, they just didn"t say in what form.
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Female 85
#35 is a dogs butt whole gross
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Male 24
That`s what we get by having an overgrown visual cortex as the basis of our intelligence. We are so good at recognizing patterns that we see traces of them everywhere.
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Female 3,598
BUTTHOLYO!!!!
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Female 85
The sonogram freaked me out...that one wins for me.
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Male 3,076
HAHA the dog is the best XD
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Male 24
lmfao #35
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Male 221
32 looks like Bob Marley
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Female 5,222
some of these were cool, and others were hilarious XD
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Female 192
26 is incredible
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Male 114
Dog`s butt says it all. LOL
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Female 2,695
lol@ the turtle and fetus
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Male 36
you can make a jesus toast toaster, so a bunch of these may not be 100% legit
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Male 586
dog but one is sooo baddd
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Male 6,694
People see people every where.
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Female 29
My favourite is under-bite banana Jesus.
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Male 436
Fcuk.... Im still laughing at 35, Jesus that was some funny Siht.
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Male 382
#28 looks like Rick James
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Male 1,129
you see what you want to see and honestly im not looking for it but i do see it.. wow... and im an atheist.. lame.. FAIL on me
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Male 84
Some of these were animate, to be fair.
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Male 959
#8 looks more like chewbacca. Who may well have risen.
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Male 721
none of that means poo, you look long enough you could see a slight resembleance of anything in anything.
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Male 493
@LazyMe484
Grew up in a catholic house, the turtle Mary.
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Male 25,416
35 really? thats just sinking low
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Male 10,440
I`ve also seen jesus-shaped vomit. It`s a miracle.

I didn`t get the turtle.
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Male 176
#35 - Oh boy
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Male 289
Gotta love the Dog`s Ass
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Male 626
I loved jesus turtle. :D
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Female 2,674
23 is actually quite beautiful, but I don`t know if I would say it was Jesus. The rest... meh.
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Male 260
AHEM AHEM AHEM SEVERAL OF THOSE WERE NOT INANIMATE, WORST EPISODE EVER. that being said it was OK, about half looked more like satan. 35 was by far the best, when my kids (not that i have any) ask what jesus looks like i can say "come here darlings and lets have a gander at a dog`s anus"
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Female 734
Isn`t #20 the Misfits t-shirt logo?
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Male 7,378
v mine too. v
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Female 96
#35 is my favorite!!!
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Female 98
#35 cracked me up!
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Male 2,229
well that was pathetically amusing
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Female 83
A lot of those could barely be recognized as faces, let alone Jesus, but I will admit that there were also quite a few that were pretty convincing.
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Female 388
#9 scared me for some reason
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Male 1,584
the one on the bag looked like a little richard/kimi hendrix combo with an eye patch
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Female 812
Basherr, the have a stamp like thingy that leaves an image of mary into your bread/toast
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Female 1,435
lol dog bum. lol and yeah 9 is totally a goatse.
if these where seen from a different angle you wouldn`t even have noticed it.
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Male 1,081
HA, 35.
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Male 242
They should make a toaster that can toast Jesus` image onto bread. Just saying.
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Male 588
I can hardly see a face or a person on most of them. I see something that looks like goatse on #9, though.
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Female 812
If you want something really bad, I guess you can see/imagine it (...)
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Male 8,302
> They said He`d be back, they just didn`t say in what form

Actually, the Bible DID say in what form - it says He will return and walk among us, and all the world will know its actually Him.
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Male 110
A Dog`s anus is not an inanimate object..
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Male 1,793
true believers bow down... hehehehehehehehe..
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Female 2,120
Jesus in the frying pan looks staged.
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Male 14,332
Awww they left out Cheesus...
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Male 15,510
Number 6 is suppose to be Mary and LOL at number 35
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Male 20,158
Link: Jesus Has Risen: In 36 Different Inanimate Objects [Rate Link] - They said He`d be back, they just didn`t say in what form.
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