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Date: 01/26/11 01:14 PM

50 Responses to Jesus Has Risen: In 36 Different Inanimate Objects

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18933 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    Link: Jesus Has Risen: In 36 Different Inanimate Objects - They said He`d be back, they just didn`t say in what form.
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 1:33 pm
    Number 6 is suppose to be Mary and LOL at number 35
  3. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    January 26, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    Awww they left out Cheesus...
  4. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    Jesus in the frying pan looks staged.
  5. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    true believers bow down... hehehehehehehehe..
  6. Profile photo of SgtKunnt
    SgtKunnt Male 30-39
    110 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    A Dog`s anus is not an inanimate object..
  7. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    January 26, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    > They said He`d be back, they just didn`t say in what form

    Actually, the Bible DID say in what form - it says He will return and walk among us, and all the world will know its actually Him.
  8. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 2:02 pm
    If you want something really bad, I guess you can see/imagine it (...)
  9. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    I can hardly see a face or a person on most of them. I see something that looks like goatse on #9, though.
  10. Profile photo of basherrr
    basherrr Male 18-29
    242 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    They should make a toaster that can toast Jesus` image onto bread. Just saying.
  11. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
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    January 26, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    HA, 35.
  12. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 2:20 pm
    lol dog bum. lol and yeah 9 is totally a goatse.
    if these where seen from a different angle you wouldn`t even have noticed it.
  13. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    Basherr, the have a stamp like thingy that leaves an image of mary into your bread/toast
  14. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 3:02 pm
    the one on the bag looked like a little richard/kimi hendrix combo with an eye patch
  15. Profile photo of PopsySoku
    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    #9 scared me for some reason
  16. Profile photo of lilylilylily
    lilylilylily Female 13-17
    83 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 3:42 pm
    A lot of those could barely be recognized as faces, let alone Jesus, but I will admit that there were also quite a few that were pretty convincing.
  17. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
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    January 26, 2011 at 4:19 pm
    well that was pathetically amusing
  18. Profile photo of MizMeg
    MizMeg Female 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    #35 cracked me up!
  19. Profile photo of Iniquity
    Iniquity Female 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    #35 is my favorite!!!
  20. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    January 26, 2011 at 6:01 pm
    v mine too. v
  21. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
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    January 26, 2011 at 6:10 pm
    Isn`t #20 the Misfits t-shirt logo?
  22. Profile photo of Shillier
    Shillier Male 18-29
    260 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 6:41 pm
    AHEM AHEM AHEM SEVERAL OF THOSE WERE NOT INANIMATE, WORST EPISODE EVER. that being said it was OK, about half looked more like satan. 35 was by far the best, when my kids (not that i have any) ask what jesus looks like i can say "come here darlings and lets have a gander at a dog`s anus"
  23. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    23 is actually quite beautiful, but I don`t know if I would say it was Jesus. The rest... meh.
  24. Profile photo of TheShgn2
    TheShgn2 Male 13-17
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    January 26, 2011 at 8:05 pm
    I loved jesus turtle. :D
  25. Profile photo of DracObi
    DracObi Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 9:04 pm
    Gotta love the Dog`s Ass
  26. Profile photo of iCyborg
    iCyborg Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 10:37 pm
    #35 - Oh boy
  27. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2011 at 11:10 pm
    I`ve also seen jesus-shaped vomit. It`s a miracle.

    I didn`t get the turtle.
  28. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    January 26, 2011 at 11:18 pm
    35 really? thats just sinking low
  29. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
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    January 27, 2011 at 12:58 am
    @LazyMe484
    Grew up in a catholic house, the turtle Mary.
  30. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 1:32 am
    none of that means poo, you look long enough you could see a slight resembleance of anything in anything.
  31. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
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    January 27, 2011 at 2:05 am
    #8 looks more like chewbacca. Who may well have risen.
  32. Profile photo of Murcu
    Murcu Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 2:37 am
    Some of these were animate, to be fair.
  33. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 3:30 am
    you see what you want to see and honestly im not looking for it but i do see it.. wow... and im an atheist.. lame.. FAIL on me
  34. Profile photo of DJDoubleb
    DJDoubleb Male 30-39
    382 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 7:17 am
    #28 looks like Rick James
  35. Profile photo of wtmac
    wtmac Male 30-39
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    January 27, 2011 at 7:23 am
    Fcuk.... Im still laughing at 35, Jesus that was some funny Siht.
  36. Profile photo of Cherylee
    Cherylee Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 7:24 am
    My favourite is under-bite banana Jesus.
  37. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 7:39 am
    People see people every where.
  38. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 9:51 am
    dog but one is sooo baddd
  39. Profile photo of cambline
    cambline Male 18-29
    36 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 10:13 am
    you can make a jesus toast toaster, so a bunch of these may not be 100% legit
  40. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 11:10 am
    lol@ the turtle and fetus
  41. Profile photo of redser99
    redser99 Male 30-39
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    January 27, 2011 at 11:47 am
    Dog`s butt says it all. LOL
  42. Profile photo of Padiddle
    Padiddle Female 13-17
    192 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    26 is incredible
  43. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 5:13 pm
    some of these were cool, and others were hilarious XD
  44. Profile photo of DMoneys36
    DMoneys36 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 7:44 pm
    32 looks like Bob Marley
  45. Profile photo of M15T15H3N
    M15T15H3N Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2011 at 9:22 pm
    lmfao #35
  46. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 1:26 am
    HAHA the dog is the best XD
  47. Profile photo of SamanthaK187
    SamanthaK187 Female 18-29
    85 posts
    January 28, 2011 at 2:29 am
    The sonogram freaked me out...that one wins for me.
  48. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    BUTTHOLYO!!!!
  49. Profile photo of Dievs
    Dievs Male 18-29
    24 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 5:31 am
    That`s what we get by having an overgrown visual cortex as the basis of our intelligence. We are so good at recognizing patterns that we see traces of them everywhere.
  50. Profile photo of Levon1
    Levon1 Female 18-29
    85 posts
    February 7, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    #35 is a dogs butt whole gross

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