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Date: 01/09/11 08:02 AM

77 Responses to Jesus Christ That Candy Bar Was Good!

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    January 9, 2011 at 7:49 am
    Link: Jesus Christ That Candy Bar Was Good! - He seems to agree.
  2. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 8:12 am
    The human mind is adept at noticing faces. Facial recognition is a key attribute in our genetics. Seeing faces in obscure places has been documented for decades, and has been attributed to this.

    Just because it`s a face, doesn`t mean it`s a mythical zombie jew.
  3. Profile photo of twenty5
    twenty5 Male 18-29
    167 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 8:12 am
    naw the regular kitkat is better
  4. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
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    January 9, 2011 at 8:12 am
    Of all possible chocolate bars, Jesus appears in a Kit Kat Chunky?
  5. Profile photo of deadbass72
    deadbass72 Male 18-29
    166 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 8:17 am
    i don`t get it
  6. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
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    January 9, 2011 at 8:21 am
    New Kit Kat with celestial flavor.
  7. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
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    January 9, 2011 at 8:25 am
    can`t see a face
  8. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
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    January 9, 2011 at 8:27 am
    looks more like a viking to me
  9. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4907 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 8:27 am
    Guys look at biscuit.
  10. Profile photo of Freyr108
    Freyr108 Male 18-29
    203 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 8:28 am
    thats hardly a jesus face... thats hardly a face! nice chocolate bar though
  11. Profile photo of Ska_Machine
    Ska_Machine Male 13-17
    153 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 8:29 am
    oh come on everyone! give jesus a break! *badump-tish*
  12. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    January 9, 2011 at 8:44 am


    JESUS SAVES... He Passes It To Gretzky... Gretzky Shoots... He Scores!
  13. Profile photo of BayneZaney
    BayneZaney Male 18-29
    32 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 8:45 am
    it`s Viking Jesus!!!
  14. Profile photo of Krowley
    Krowley Male 30-39
    696 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 8:47 am
    Hmmm.. Either the KitKat of Turin, or a DemonDoor from Fable 3.
    Gotta love them miracles.
  15. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
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    January 9, 2011 at 8:48 am
    @ Madest: Where did you find this? And how could I be the only one so far (besides you) who recognizes the Shroud Of Turin image?
  16. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7555 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 8:51 am
    The turin shroud in a chocolate wrapper.
  17. Profile photo of Metum
    Metum Male 13-17
    155 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 8:52 am
    its a picture of a candy bar....
  18. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 8:56 am
    took me like 30 seconds to figure out what this post was about then i saw it. not really a jesus face.. just a pattern that our psyches want to recognize as a face..
  19. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 8:57 am
    also i want a kit kat bar now
  20. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 9:02 am
    For those of us that are blind.

    http://img513.imageshack.us
    /img513/592/weeba.png

    I outlined it.
  21. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32785 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 9:03 am
    Lolz! `celestial flavour` `KitKat of Turin` this thread is full of teh funny!

    Now I want a KitKat too... I hope mine has Mother Mary`s image in it!
  22. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 9:07 am
    Jesus may love you, but he won`t respect you in the morning.
  23. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 9:23 am
    Have a break (and Jesus spake), have a Kit Kat.
  24. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 9:34 am
    only took me 3 mins to find :I
  25. Profile photo of Namikaze
    Namikaze Male 18-29
    222 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 10:04 am
    yup, thats definitely a jews nose.
  26. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3044 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 10:09 am
    @ ANY Mods: Calling for BanHammer action on Namikaze.
  27. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 10:11 am
    i think it looks more like Cheech.
  28. Profile photo of FinePoint
    FinePoint Male 18-29
    161 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 10:18 am
    okay, why the hell would you stop to take a picture of a candy bar...eat the damn thing already...
  29. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 10:35 am
    it`s the shroud of nougat.
  30. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 10:38 am
    osirisacend, shut up he said nothing ban-worthy. just something you personally dislike.

    might even think you dislike jews, hmm....


    also, cmon this is just pushing it, drattard for taking the picture in the first place.
  31. Profile photo of max5121
    max5121 Male 18-29
    272 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 10:39 am
    i think it looks like murderface.
  32. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 10:44 am
    lol now it doesn`t even have to look like Jesus, as long as it looks like a face, that`s close enough
  33. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 10:46 am
    this is some of the weakest pareidolia I`ve seen in a while. Looks more like a guy fawkes mask than the turin shroud.
  34. Profile photo of Livetoday
    Livetoday Male 50-59
    18 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 10:55 am
    Coming soon to an Ebay auction near you..
  35. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 11:14 am
    I`m not seeing it..

    Jezus, anyway.
  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 11:16 am
    I see it!
  37. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 11:23 am
    Damnit Optimus I thought i told you to stop transforming into food!
  38. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 11:50 am
    Yeah, because I am TOTALLY looking for Jesus when I`m eating a KitKat.
  39. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
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    January 9, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    a little thin IMO, but what holey food isnt?
  40. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    January 9, 2011 at 1:15 pm
    Seriously, that`s insane. Is it for sale on eBay yet?
  41. Profile photo of Verymad
    Verymad Male 13-17
    102 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 1:24 pm
    ITS THE SECOND COMING!
  42. Profile photo of Purrie
    Purrie Male 18-29
    109 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    Looks more like Gandalf to me
  43. Profile photo of newbzoorz
    newbzoorz Male 13-17
    217 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    "Huh? I don`t get this post. Is there something about the wrapper or OH GOD IT`S LOOKING AT ME"
  44. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    It`s a miracle! Call-a da Pope!
  45. Profile photo of EricWRN
    EricWRN Male 30-39
    590 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 4:27 pm
    i think it`s waluigi
  46. Profile photo of cndycnelne
    cndycnelne Female 18-29
    81 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 4:56 pm
    I thought it resembled statler from the muppets.
  47. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    I see Zeus, a different imaginary character that people used to believe was totally real but is no longer! Now they believe in the son of a woman who`s son is not that of her husbands. If they believed in Zeus as their god, how long do we have to listen to the people saying that Jeebus is god!!! Is it too much to say "learn from history!" gods come and go, but none are ever real!
  48. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 5:59 pm
    looks more like Stalin to me, would explain the red wrapper
  49. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 6:03 pm
    @LtFurpie
    I`m with you, lightning throwing man-whore god > silly water parting dude.

    Polytheism FTW!!
  50. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 6:14 pm
    I do see a face, but I don`t see Jesus.
  51. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 6:24 pm
    So how much you think this is going to fetch on eBay?
  52. Profile photo of della
    della Female 18-29
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    January 9, 2011 at 6:25 pm
    You do know, LtFurpie, that Jesus is a real historical person who changed modern religion as we know it, right? I mean, I`m not saying anything about what`s true or not, but there really is no denying that he was a physical person....who was alive....in history.
  53. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3044 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    @ kralmir: Bite me tough guy.

    I`ve been around long enough that the mods know who I am. If I see something I think is racist, I will exercise my right to mention it to them.

    If you don`t like it, go back to izismile.
  54. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    della, actually that`s not necessarily true. I heard that numerous times growing up in Catholic school... but I have never seen documentation of it.
  55. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 7:25 pm
    :O MORE SIGHTINGS OF JESUS
  56. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 7:34 pm
    hahaha it took me so long to realize what I was looking at- then it scared the crap out of me. Like one of those "AH" moments X) I`m really amused right now!
  57. Profile photo of CKiss1888
    CKiss1888 Male 18-29
    20 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 7:34 pm
    That`s not Jesus... it`s Olmec from "legends of the hidden temple"!
  58. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    January 9, 2011 at 7:52 pm

  59. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 7:55 pm
    Jesus kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of guys who just didn’t get it. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food. Even after He died, He had to get up because there was work to do.

    Jesus must have been a woman!
  60. Profile photo of helix25
    helix25 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 8:12 pm
    Spider_sol, the most famous historians out there agree that jesus existed. You should read www.y-jesus.com if you want to read interesting info on who jesus was really.
  61. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 8:21 pm
    Good thing it wasn`t my KitKat, I would have ate that shiz, Jesus and all. Mmm-mm, sacralicious!
  62. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 9:15 pm
    @CKiss1888

    I must disagree your pic looks like my cousin!

    This pose looks like The Shroud of Turin
  63. Profile photo of Lowmaxx
    Lowmaxx Male 40-49
    26 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 12:46 am
    well he looks a little bit close to that and I have met him in real life the first time I died I died 3 times in a 24 hour time and was revived each time after a brain bleed followed bt a stroke I was pronounced dead on arrival I died once more on the operating table and again in post op room 3 times in all so I know he is real.
  64. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    January 10, 2011 at 1:11 am
    lol... nom
  65. Profile photo of red_shades
    red_shades Female 18-29
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    January 10, 2011 at 1:33 am
    Who stops to look to see if Jesus is in their candy bar? Uh not me. Nom nom om om ommm..
  66. Profile photo of trippyhippy9
    trippyhippy9 Male 18-29
    559 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 4:36 am
    "Who stops to look to see if Jesus is in their candy bar? Uh not me. Nom nom om om ommm.."

    A photoshop expert. Of course, they don`t really have to stop, they can tell by the pixels.
  67. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 5:01 am
    Why does Jesus always show his face in food?
  68. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
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    January 10, 2011 at 6:17 am
    @ Lomaxx: Thank you for the completely irrelevant comment. I see how you managed to slip a little testimony and sermon in there.

    Perhaps you should save that for your fellow bible-thumpers. In case you haven`t noticed, IAB isn`t exactly the audience you`re looking for.
  69. Profile photo of TysonRP
    TysonRP Male 13-17
    312 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 6:58 am
    Oh hi there Jesus, you`re looking mighty tasty today.
  70. Profile photo of Axejst
    Axejst Male 30-39
    130 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 7:17 am
    OH HAI
  71. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
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    January 10, 2011 at 7:52 am
    Pareidoli / Apophenia

    look it up... :)
  72. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
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    January 10, 2011 at 9:48 am
    I`m not convinced.
  73. Profile photo of RubixCuban
    RubixCuban Male 18-29
    99 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    dont you know by now anything mildly religious posted on iab will turn into a debate about stupid bullspit
  74. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    Looks more like Santa Clause.

  75. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    January 10, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    Even more ridiculous than cheesus
  76. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    January 11, 2011 at 5:00 am
    looks more like a vendetta mask
  77. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    January 12, 2011 at 11:32 am
    What a big nose.

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