Jesus Christ That Candy Bar Was Good!

Submitted by: madest 6 years ago in Funny

He seems to agree.
There are 77 comments:
Male 6,693
What a big nose.
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Male 3,076
looks more like a vendetta mask
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Male 15,510
Even more ridiculous than cheesus
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Male 552
Looks more like Santa Clause.

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Male 99
dont you know by now anything mildly religious posted on iab will turn into a debate about stupid bullspit
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Female 1,203
I`m not convinced.
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Female 2,509
Pareidoli / Apophenia

look it up... :)
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Male 130
OH HAI
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Male 312
Oh hi there Jesus, you`re looking mighty tasty today.
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Male 3,058
@ Lomaxx: Thank you for the completely irrelevant comment. I see how you managed to slip a little testimony and sermon in there.

Perhaps you should save that for your fellow bible-thumpers. In case you haven`t noticed, IAB isn`t exactly the audience you`re looking for.
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Male 950
Why does Jesus always show his face in food?
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Male 559
"Who stops to look to see if Jesus is in their candy bar? Uh not me. Nom nom om om ommm.."

A photoshop expert. Of course, they don`t really have to stop, they can tell by the pixels.
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Female 47
Who stops to look to see if Jesus is in their candy bar? Uh not me. Nom nom om om ommm..
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Male 2,748
lol... nom
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Male 26
well he looks a little bit close to that and I have met him in real life the first time I died I died 3 times in a 24 hour time and was revived each time after a brain bleed followed bt a stroke I was pronounced dead on arrival I died once more on the operating table and again in post op room 3 times in all so I know he is real.
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Male 2,402
@CKiss1888

I must disagree your pic looks like my cousin!

This pose looks like The Shroud of Turin
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Female 2,674
Good thing it wasn`t my KitKat, I would have ate that shiz, Jesus and all. Mmm-mm, sacralicious!
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Male 165
Spider_sol, the most famous historians out there agree that jesus existed. You should read www.y-jesus.com if you want to read interesting info on who jesus was really.
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Male 39,904
Jesus kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of guys who just didn’t get it. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food. Even after He died, He had to get up because there was work to do.

Jesus must have been a woman!
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Male 39,904

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Male 20
That`s not Jesus... it`s Olmec from "legends of the hidden temple"!
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Female 3,696
hahaha it took me so long to realize what I was looking at- then it scared the crap out of me. Like one of those "AH" moments X) I`m really amused right now!
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Male 2,419
:O MORE SIGHTINGS OF JESUS
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Male 1,451
della, actually that`s not necessarily true. I heard that numerous times growing up in Catholic school... but I have never seen documentation of it.
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Male 3,058
@ kralmir: Bite me tough guy.

I`ve been around long enough that the mods know who I am. If I see something I think is racist, I will exercise my right to mention it to them.

If you don`t like it, go back to izismile.
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Female 7
You do know, LtFurpie, that Jesus is a real historical person who changed modern religion as we know it, right? I mean, I`m not saying anything about what`s true or not, but there really is no denying that he was a physical person....who was alive....in history.
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Female 336
So how much you think this is going to fetch on eBay?
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Female 1,211
I do see a face, but I don`t see Jesus.
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Male 1,744
@LtFurpie
I`m with you, lightning throwing man-whore god > silly water parting dude.

Polytheism FTW!!
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Male 2,004
looks more like Stalin to me, would explain the red wrapper
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Male 1,013
I see Zeus, a different imaginary character that people used to believe was totally real but is no longer! Now they believe in the son of a woman who`s son is not that of her husbands. If they believed in Zeus as their god, how long do we have to listen to the people saying that Jeebus is god!!! Is it too much to say "learn from history!" gods come and go, but none are ever real!
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Female 81
I thought it resembled statler from the muppets.
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Male 590
i think it`s waluigi
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Male 558
It`s a miracle! Call-a da Pope!
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Male 217
"Huh? I don`t get this post. Is there something about the wrapper or OH GOD IT`S LOOKING AT ME"
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Male 109
Looks more like Gandalf to me
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Male 102
ITS THE SECOND COMING!
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Male 11,739
Seriously, that`s insane. Is it for sale on eBay yet?
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2,831
a little thin IMO, but what holey food isnt?
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Female 1,593
Yeah, because I am TOTALLY looking for Jesus when I`m eating a KitKat.
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Male 928
Damnit Optimus I thought i told you to stop transforming into food!
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Male 25,416
I see it!
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Male 592
I`m not seeing it..

Jezus, anyway.
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Male 18
Coming soon to an Ebay auction near you..
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Male 1,547
this is some of the weakest pareidolia I`ve seen in a while. Looks more like a guy fawkes mask than the turin shroud.
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Male 1,249
lol now it doesn`t even have to look like Jesus, as long as it looks like a face, that`s close enough
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Male 272
i think it looks like murderface.
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Male 351
osirisacend, shut up he said nothing ban-worthy. just something you personally dislike.

might even think you dislike jews, hmm....


also, cmon this is just pushing it, drattard for taking the picture in the first place.
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Male 3,060
it`s the shroud of nougat.
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Male 161
okay, why the hell would you stop to take a picture of a candy bar...eat the damn thing already...
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Male 1,292
i think it looks more like Cheech.
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Male 3,058
@ ANY Mods: Calling for BanHammer action on Namikaze.
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Male 222
yup, thats definitely a jews nose.
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Male 498
only took me 3 mins to find :I
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Male 2,548
Have a break (and Jesus spake), have a Kit Kat.
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Male 39,904
Jesus may love you, but he won`t respect you in the morning.
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Male 40,739
Lolz! `celestial flavour` `KitKat of Turin` this thread is full of teh funny!

Now I want a KitKat too... I hope mine has Mother Mary`s image in it!
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Female 583
For those of us that are blind.

http://img513.imageshack.us
/img513/592/weeba.png

I outlined it.
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Female 2,695
also i want a kit kat bar now
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Female 2,695
took me like 30 seconds to figure out what this post was about then i saw it. not really a jesus face.. just a pattern that our psyches want to recognize as a face..
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Male 155
its a picture of a candy bar....
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Female 8,046
The turin shroud in a chocolate wrapper.
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Male 3,058
@ Madest: Where did you find this? And how could I be the only one so far (besides you) who recognizes the Shroud Of Turin image?
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Male 696
Hmmm.. Either the KitKat of Turin, or a DemonDoor from Fable 3.
Gotta love them miracles.
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Male 32
it`s Viking Jesus!!!
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Male 39,904


JESUS SAVES... He Passes It To Gretzky... Gretzky Shoots... He Scores!
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Male 153
oh come on everyone! give jesus a break! *badump-tish*
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Male 203
thats hardly a jesus face... thats hardly a face! nice chocolate bar though
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Male 5,163
Guys look at biscuit.
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Male 2,056
looks more like a viking to me
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Male 535
can`t see a face
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Male 5,163
New Kit Kat with celestial flavor.
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Male 166
i don`t get it
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Male 1,557
Of all possible chocolate bars, Jesus appears in a Kit Kat Chunky?
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Male 167
naw the regular kitkat is better
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Male 1,931
The human mind is adept at noticing faces. Facial recognition is a key attribute in our genetics. Seeing faces in obscure places has been documented for decades, and has been attributed to this.

Just because it`s a face, doesn`t mean it`s a mythical zombie jew.
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Male 7,378
Link: Jesus Christ That Candy Bar Was Good! [Rate Link] - He seems to agree.
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