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Date: 01/05/11 12:13 PM

57 Responses to If Yoda Had A Daughter She`d Wear This Shirt [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of gizmo331
    gizmo331 Male 18-29
    384 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:17 pm
    Link: If Yoda Had A Daughter She`d Wear This Shirt - Humph, the shirt`s trick doesn`t work on me.
  2. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    Don`t want me to look at your chest? STOP PUTTING TEXT ON IT.
  3. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:22 pm
    *If Obi-Wan had a daughter.
  4. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    oh yes they are
  5. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    Ah, star wars...
  6. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:30 pm
    What does this have to do with Yoda? The part where it references an Obi-wan quote or the part where Yoda`s daughter would be some sort of green lumpy thing?
  7. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    Where can my girlfriend get this shirt?
  8. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    They`d work for me nicely!
  9. Profile photo of dmoltrup
    dmoltrup Male 30-39
    162 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    Don`t you mean if Obi Wan had a daughter??
  10. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    If she didn`t want people perving on her rack, she shouldn`t have gotten triple D implants. I call `fake` on dem titties.
  11. Profile photo of jenniferm1
    jenniferm1 Male 40-49
    39 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    Forget the shirt, where can I get those bewbs.
  12. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    Your mindtricks will not work on me, jedi.
  13. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    Bewbs!
  14. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    No. I was looking for them.
  15. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    These aren`t the breasts I`m looking for... I think I`ll just move along.
  16. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:56 pm
    @gorgack

    ...or have they? <wink>
  17. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    Unfortunately for you, lady, I`m a Toydarian.
    *continues staring*
  18. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    If she didn`t want people perving on her rack, she shouldn`t have gotten triple D implants.

    It`s called reverse psychology. She does want people staring.
  19. Profile photo of ashyboomstik
    ashyboomstik Male 30-39
    133 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    No, I believe those are the Breasts I were looking for!
  20. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    pretty sure itd be Obi Wan not Yoda
  21. Profile photo of roflmao
    roflmao Male 18-29
    37 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    Ha! the joke`s on you; i wasn`t looking for a specific pair, any breasts will do.
  22. Profile photo of GEoDLeto
    GEoDLeto Male 30-39
    242 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    Instantattitudes.com shirts are brilliant, my wife has that exact shirt :D
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36658 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    Men just like boobies....


  24. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    so big :)
  25. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    *If Obi-Wan had a daughter.
    Damn you, beat me to it... Actually, I`m surprised more people haven`t called this out, lol.

    Ha! the joke`s on you; i wasn`t looking for a specific pair, any breasts will do.
    Did you rhyme that intentionally?
  26. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    Why Yoda? Obi Wan said that line...
  27. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    Those arent? oh darn it
  28. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 2:09 pm

  29. Profile photo of kj36
    kj36 Female 18-29
    240 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 2:39 pm
    ...Yoda?
  30. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32786 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 2:55 pm
    No `mam! I`m certain those ARE the breasts I`ve been looking for all my life!!!
  31. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 3:06 pm
    You are correct because the ones I am looking for are much larger!
  32. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    Anime badge...
  33. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    Believe me babe, they may not be the ones, but they`ll do!
  34. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 3:46 pm
    You can`t win. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
  35. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 4:03 pm
    Jabba says screw your mind tricks. I`m eating those titties.
  36. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 4:53 pm
    -_- stupid shirts like these..
  37. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 6:14 pm
    So what does she do? She wears a shirt that directs your attention to the girls, then gets offended cuz you looked. biatch.
  38. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 6:21 pm
    I don`t get the joke, so I`m gonna ignore you and just enjoy the boobies.
  39. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 6:37 pm
    Yoda? You mean Obi-wan, right?
  40. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 6:55 pm
    Don`t you mean Obi wan daughter? Seriously, get your facts right.
  41. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 7:16 pm
    @Lazy Me
    The first (original) SW when they`re in the city and Obi Wan uses his mind tricks on the Storm Troopers to ignore C3P0 and R2D2.
  42. Profile photo of Arvz
    Arvz Male 18-29
    236 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 7:46 pm
    I feel like I know the anime chick on her button. HMmm
  43. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 8:04 pm
    LazyMe: your pic is the deathstar O.o and you don`t get it?? For shame, for absolute shame.

    on the up side, your silly mind trick won`t work on me jedi, but those boobs certainly are distracting.
  44. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36658 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 8:47 pm
    Learn to speak english you must.

    Sound less like a twat you will.
  45. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 9:01 pm
    Oh wait... "those aren`t the droids you`re looking for"... I remember.

    To be honest, I`ve forgotten half of SW since I saw it ... once.
  46. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 10:33 pm
    Those might not be the boobs I`m looking for but it doesn`t mean I`m not gonna give em a squeeze.
  47. Profile photo of NightHack
    NightHack Male 18-29
    204 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 4:06 am
    Of course, having a rather long joke written across one`s shirt, as we all know, will cause people to look away from one`s chest. It`s not like it`s going to attract more attention or anything.
  48. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 4:39 am
    I reckon I could hit that.

    ..as I used to bullseye wamp rats in my T-16 back home.
  49. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 6:37 am
    Hah, MattPrince. I approve :D

    I would so high-five this girl xD
  50. Profile photo of deeplick
    deeplick Male 18-29
    234 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 8:52 am
    Okay so it is time to let the nerd in me out.

    This would not be Yoda`s daughter it would have been Obi-Wan Kenobi daughter. Yoda never said anything about droids. Someone needs to watch star wars again.

    Also your title is way off for it to be Yoda related it should have read.

    "Wear this shirt Yoda`s daughter would have."

    See Yoda was the little green guy who talked backwards, not the guy who saved Luke from sand people and used his mind trick on the storm troopers.

    /nerd deactivated.
  51. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 9:03 am
    lolllll. i want that shirt.
  52. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 9:37 am
    <insert star wars pun here>
  53. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 10:18 am
    I`ve got a bad feeling about this...
  54. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 11:36 am
    still bewbs, still cool!
  55. Profile photo of Plangkye
    Plangkye Female 18-29
    258 posts
    January 7, 2011 at 12:34 am
    ...I HAVE that shirt.
  56. Profile photo of fluffyvow
    fluffyvow Male 13-17
    3 posts
    January 7, 2011 at 3:00 pm


    car
    dgamesFTW
  57. Profile photo of Viggsy
    Viggsy Male 13-17
    180 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 6:54 pm
    I saw a chick with a flat chest wearing a shirt similar to this, pissed me off that she`d be so conceited.

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