If Yoda Had A Daughter She`d Wear This Shirt [Pic]

Submitted by: gizmo331 6 years ago in Funny

Humph, the shirt"s trick doesn"t work on me.
There are 57 comments:
Male 180
I saw a chick with a flat chest wearing a shirt similar to this, pissed me off that she`d be so conceited.
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Male 3


car
dgamesFTW
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Female 258
...I HAVE that shirt.
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Male 25,416
still bewbs, still cool!
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Male 558
I`ve got a bad feeling about this...
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Male 705
<insert star wars pun here>
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Female 850
lolllll. i want that shirt.
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Male 234
Okay so it is time to let the nerd in me out.

This would not be Yoda`s daughter it would have been Obi-Wan Kenobi daughter. Yoda never said anything about droids. Someone needs to watch star wars again.

Also your title is way off for it to be Yoda related it should have read.

"Wear this shirt Yoda`s daughter would have."

See Yoda was the little green guy who talked backwards, not the guy who saved Luke from sand people and used his mind trick on the storm troopers.

/nerd deactivated.
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Male 680
Hah, MattPrince. I approve :D

I would so high-five this girl xD
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Male 2,220
I reckon I could hit that.

..as I used to bullseye wamp rats in my T-16 back home.
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Male 204
Of course, having a rather long joke written across one`s shirt, as we all know, will cause people to look away from one`s chest. It`s not like it`s going to attract more attention or anything.
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Female 1,652
Those might not be the boobs I`m looking for but it doesn`t mean I`m not gonna give em a squeeze.
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Male 10,440
Oh wait... "those aren`t the droids you`re looking for"... I remember.

To be honest, I`ve forgotten half of SW since I saw it ... once.
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Male 38,494
Learn to speak english you must.

Sound less like a twat you will.
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Male 2,748
LazyMe: your pic is the deathstar O.o and you don`t get it?? For shame, for absolute shame.

on the up side, your silly mind trick won`t work on me jedi, but those boobs certainly are distracting.
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Male 236
I feel like I know the anime chick on her button. HMmm
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Male 975
@Lazy Me
The first (original) SW when they`re in the city and Obi Wan uses his mind tricks on the Storm Troopers to ignore C3P0 and R2D2.
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Female 737
Don`t you mean Obi wan daughter? Seriously, get your facts right.
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Male 1,021
Yoda? You mean Obi-wan, right?
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Male 10,440
I don`t get the joke, so I`m gonna ignore you and just enjoy the boobies.
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Male 2,085
So what does she do? She wears a shirt that directs your attention to the girls, then gets offended cuz you looked. biatch.
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Female 2,695
-_- stupid shirts like these..
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Male 2,402
Jabba says screw your mind tricks. I`m eating those titties.
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Male 1,625
You can`t win. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
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Male 8,302
Believe me babe, they may not be the ones, but they`ll do!
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Male 5,413
Anime badge...
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Male 928
You are correct because the ones I am looking for are much larger!
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Male 37,815
No `mam! I`m certain those ARE the breasts I`ve been looking for all my life!!!
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Female 240
...Yoda?
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Male 2,419

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Male 15,510
Those arent? oh darn it
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Male 864
Why Yoda? Obi Wan said that line...
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Male 3,482
[quote]*If Obi-Wan had a daughter.[/quote]
Damn you, beat me to it... Actually, I`m surprised more people haven`t called this out, lol.

[quote]Ha! the joke`s on you; i wasn`t looking for a specific pair, any breasts will do.[/quote]
Did you rhyme that intentionally?
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Male 3,894
so big :)
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Male 38,494
Men just like boobies....


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Male 242
Instantattitudes.com shirts are brilliant, my wife has that exact shirt :D
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Male 37
Ha! the joke`s on you; i wasn`t looking for a specific pair, any breasts will do.
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Male 541
pretty sure itd be Obi Wan not Yoda
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Male 133
No, I believe those are the Breasts I were looking for!
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Male 11,740
[quote]If she didn`t want people perving on her rack, she shouldn`t have gotten triple D implants.[/quote]

It`s called reverse psychology. She does want people staring.
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Male 4,290
Unfortunately for you, lady, I`m a Toydarian.
*continues staring*
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Male 10,855
@gorgack

...or have they? <wink>
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Male 4,807
These aren`t the breasts I`m looking for... I think I`ll just move along.
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Male 6,694
No. I was looking for them.
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Male 25,416
Bewbs!
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Male 4,680
Your mindtricks will not work on me, jedi.
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Male 39
Forget the shirt, where can I get those bewbs.
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Female 2,674
If she didn`t want people perving on her rack, she shouldn`t have gotten triple D implants. I call `fake` on dem titties.
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Male 162
Don`t you mean if Obi Wan had a daughter??
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Male 14,334
They`d work for me nicely!
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Male 1,548
Where can my girlfriend get this shirt?
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Male 2,033
What does this have to do with Yoda? The part where it references an Obi-wan quote or the part where Yoda`s daughter would be some sort of green lumpy thing?
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Male 1,523
Ah, star wars...
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Male 794
oh yes they are
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Male 801
*If Obi-Wan had a daughter.
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Male 1,226
Don`t want me to look at your chest? STOP PUTTING TEXT ON IT.
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Male 384
Link: If Yoda Had A Daughter She`d Wear This Shirt [Pic] [Rate Link] - Humph, the shirt`s trick doesn`t work on me.
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