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Date: 01/11/11 01:40 PM

57 Responses to I Turned 13 Today, My Dumb Mom Got Me A Gift [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of girlgal
    girlgal Female 13-17
    2 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    Link: I Turned 13 Today, My Dumb Mom Got Me A Gift - And she thought it would be great to share what she got me with everyone. Thanks for sucking, mom.
  2. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36188 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    not a birthday... It`s a "princess party". Nowadays they give chicks a party when they start to spot.

    I think it`s supposed to help turn them into little diva`s whenever it`s "that time".
  3. Profile photo of ashyboomstik
    ashyboomstik Male 30-39
    133 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 1:52 pm
    And all i got was ninja turtles on my 13th burthday!
  4. Profile photo of ashyboomstik
    ashyboomstik Male 30-39
    133 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    And all i got was ninja turtles on my 13th birthday!
  5. Profile photo of CCMA_19
    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
    311 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 1:58 pm
    Ha!
  6. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    Aw. My Mom told my whole family too. Good times.

    I can`t believe the girl looks so overjoyed... where`s the look of fear and horror??
  7. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    My sister gets 2 tubs of ice-cream when she`s "on" as they say.
    F*cking BEN AND JERRY`S!
  8. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    I feel sorry for her
  9. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    Aw, poor kid!! LOL
  10. Profile photo of kw112
    kw112 Female 13-17
    243 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:25 pm
    oh gosh. the days of the internet. i miss the simpler days when a little girl would scream in horror and think she was dying the first time she got it.
  11. Profile photo of skipperbob
    skipperbob Male 60-69
    1 post
    January 11, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    It`s a mothers job to embarass her kids.
  12. Profile photo of xmastree_ph
    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
    416 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    "I can`t believe the girl looks so overjoyed... where`s the look of fear and horror??"

    Well obviously, she doesn`t know about the photobomb. Duh!
  13. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:34 pm
    I actually bet she is an awesome mom!
  14. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 2:52 pm
    I got that for my 13th birthday too!
  15. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    i just remember that when i first got my period i JUST so happened to have stayed home that day.. i was so glad
  16. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    I wonder what the mother will give her son for his first masturbation-session...
  17. Profile photo of Pravda7
    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    xmastree, she has probably not seen her "gift" yet:) This is terrible... poor kid.
  18. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:34 pm
    I got my first period christmas eve, when I was 13. More like a red christmas than a white one to me.
  19. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    this is why you max out the privacy setting of facebook
  20. Profile photo of frEbAsnSuga
    frEbAsnSuga Female 18-29
    133 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    I better not become that mom. I think everyone had one, though.
  21. Profile photo of xxFloydexx
    xxFloydexx Female 18-29
    47 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 3:56 pm
    I think this is hilarious. I would have probably died laughing if my mother ever got me this for my birthday.
  22. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    At least her mom is not a prude about it.

    A parent like that can also be a good friend
  23. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 4:22 pm
    My mom never got ME tampons. I think it has scarred me for life.
  24. Profile photo of rickbub
    rickbub Male 40-49
    293 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 4:27 pm
    Mom is HOTTTTT!!!
  25. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36188 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    every time we see this poo, all us guys are sooooo glad we have outies not innies
  26. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    Pretty cool Mum.
  27. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 4:53 pm
    Ugh, when my sister got her period my Mom called our grandparents so they could each congratulate her on `becoming a woman`.

    It was absolutely mortifying for her...and still makes me laugh.
  28. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 4:57 pm
    i honestly wish my mother wouldn`t have instilled this tremendous sense of SHAME... i think i would have had an easier time through high school...
  29. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 5:17 pm
    My mom and I went out to dinner when I got my first that-time-of-the-month. But.. lol I`m glad I didn`t get blackmail photos taken!
  30. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 5:35 pm
    On my tenth birthday, my family and our next door neighbors went to chuck e cheese`s. I unwrapped my grandma`s gift. Twas UNDIES! Ohmygaaaah so embarrassed.
  31. Profile photo of Namikaze
    Namikaze Male 18-29
    222 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    Anybody else notice that E.T. was about to enter the room.
  32. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 6:04 pm
    13!? Freak that my daughter was 11.
  33. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 7:21 pm
    lmao
  34. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 7:28 pm
    Yeah my mother made me go out to eat with her at Friendlies. I really didn`t want to deal with it. Why was she so proud?
  35. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 10:41 pm
    oh, that is just beautiful!
  36. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 10:48 pm
    hahah epic parent photobomb lmao
  37. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 11:00 pm
    How mean to take a pic of that!
  38. Profile photo of kamietsu
    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 11:19 pm
    This should be removed from IAB. it`s offensive and that girl probably had a hard enough time. Honestly? What kind of parent would take a picture of their daughter with a cake?
  39. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 11:29 pm
    aunt flo
  40. Profile photo of CallofKtulu
    CallofKtulu Male 18-29
    245 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 12:22 am
    @kamietsu

    JESUS CHRIST I DIDN`T EVEN SEE THE CAKE! TAKE IT AWAY! TAKE IT AWAY!
  41. Profile photo of SaiyanRocker
    SaiyanRocker Male 18-29
    101 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 2:17 am
    @kamietsu I love you, no homo. *can`t stop laughing*
  42. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 3:13 am
    1) Bad parenting
    2) Posting it online? Worse parenting.
  43. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 3:16 am
    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! so glad my mum can`t use a scanner. I know for a fact sh has a picture of my first bra.
  44. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 7:50 am
    Mom. Stop. Im bleeding.
  45. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 8:21 am
    she`s kinda milfy
  46. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 8:52 am
    MOM IS HOT!
  47. Profile photo of goofyllama
    goofyllama Female 18-29
    20 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 9:37 am
    The cake says Congratulations I think it`s a Period Party
  48. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 9:51 am
    i didnt tell my mum when i had my first one, and neither did my friends. its weird that you would want to share that with her, and even weirder than she would then wanna share that with others...
  49. Profile photo of jonbow
    jonbow Male 30-39
    31 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 10:23 am
    kinda looks like britney spears ..prob something she would do too...
  50. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    Actually thats just funny!
  51. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    I kept that info to myself. Being the youngest of 7 kids (5 girls), I just wanted some damn privacy.
  52. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  53. Profile photo of Trypno
    Trypno Male 18-29
    474 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    Mom`s got the crazy eyes
  54. Profile photo of BADOLDOG
    BADOLDOG Female 40-49
    108 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 6:50 pm
    drunk mom
  55. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 10:26 pm
    Actually it seems cute and it seems like they`re having a good time :).
  56. Profile photo of inyoueye
    inyoueye Male 30-39
    22 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 1:24 pm
    Yep, it`s a period party. Not everyone is uptight and repressed, people. Go figure!
  57. Profile photo of BackAssward
    BackAssward Male 18-29
    59 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    It looks like she pulled out the pads during the picture, without the kid noticing. A lot of retards posting here.

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