I-A-B Life Lesson #43: More Words To Live By [Pic]

Submitted by: half-a-life 6 years ago in Funny

No one"s saying to carry anything out, but what happens if there"s a zombie outbreak one day...
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Male 687
i always do
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Male 25,417
Wow, thats just full of win, in a metaforic sense
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Male 1,587
actually sounds a lot like Jeff Cooper. I live in Condition Orange.
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Male 4,680
I`m an assassin, not a crazed gunman! One`s a profession and the other`s mental sickness!
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Male 6,694
Thats whats up.
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Male 14,331
@Altaru
BWUHAHAHA that`s pretty funny stuff..
"24. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with anything smaller than "4"."

or

Finally, Drill Sergeant Frick`s Rules For Un-armed Combat.

1. Never be unarmed
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Male 14,331
Walk softly and carry a big stick.
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Male 792
That`s my motto.
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Male 337
@sirdave

Nice TF2 reference :D
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Male 181
Sniper: Be polite, Be efficient, and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
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Male 3,076
Better safe than sorry XD
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Female 654
sweet assassins creed reference
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Male 3,482
Actually, that`s Rule #21 of Drill Sergeant Joe B. Frick`s rules for gunfighting.

I`ll just leave this link here for anyone interested...

Joe B. Frick`s rules for surviving a gunfight.
My personal favorite is #27.
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Male 541
there`s 43 of these lessons?! there should be a book made soon
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Female 1,515
@MrYouKnow I think you mean, "Nothing is true, everything is permitted" :P
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Male 39,538
I was about to type something sincere here and then I realises, no one cares what I really feel...


I like this phylosophy better anyway...kill them.
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Male 698
Can anyone get arrested by having that plaque?
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Male 164
reminds me of the sniper from tf2.
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Male 1,081
Code of the assassin.
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Male 2,441
Ralph Waldo Emerson?
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Female 2,674
I wouldn`t have it any other way.
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Male 1,598
@Tiredofnicks Good job, sir. You beat me to it.
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Male 741
awesome! lol Who said that?
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Male 255
who doesn`t?
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Male 333
Is a possible zombie attack a good excuse to plan the violent death of my boss? But I thought he was a zombie sir how was I to know he just had really bad flu and whacked out on flu remedy?
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Male 3,431
This is going up at my office.
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Male 5,094


Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
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Male 15,510
Stewie Griffin that you?
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Male 254
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