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How Come These Two Are Smiling So Much? [Pic]

Call me crazy, but isn”t a little creepy that these two seem to be having a bit too much fun considering the situation?

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Date: 01/04/11 09:50 AM

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  1. Profile photo of jenarose
    jenarose Female 13-17
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    January 4, 2011 at 9:32 am
    Link: How Come These Two Are Smiling So Much? - Call me crazy, but isn`t a little creepy that these two seem to be having a bit too much fun considering the situation?
  2. Profile photo of 4rsbrg
    4rsbrg Male 30-39
    8 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 9:54 am
    Isn`t that what they use to help out beached whales?
  3. Profile photo of Toadius
    Toadius Male 30-39
    15 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 9:56 am
    Wow! Jessica simpson put on a lot of weight
  4. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 10:00 am
    Send Cap`n Ahab my compliments, and tell him we have the beast in sight.
  5. Profile photo of s1cKs0uL
    s1cKs0uL Female 18-29
    394 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 10:00 am
    Oh yea..
    They used that same lift on a friends of mines mom, she ended up with a bruise the size of a football because the nurses these days are to ignorant to use it correctly.
    Scary.
  6. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 10:07 am
    When you have to be lifted by a crane to take a poo, its time to shoot yourself and quit wasting space, food, and air.
  7. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 10:13 am
    The one on the right is smiling because she`s got a paig gig. The one on the left is smiling because she`s being paid in chicken mcnuggets.
  8. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 10:17 am
    The nurse is smiling cos she knows its a trebuchet.
    The bomb is smiling cos she doesn`t.
  9. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 10:21 am
    @sbrg- lol

    fat Lady can`t get off her fat bed
  10. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 10:23 am
    Tragic... why do people allow themselves to get like this? At least she`s smiling, shame she`ll no doubt be dead in a couple of years.
  11. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 10:28 am
    It is pathetic when you are so fat you need one of these, but my great uncle was actually being carried by one before he passed...His Alzheimer`s was so bad he couldn`t walk or speak. So no need to be shoot yourself as Steelgrid down there says.
  12. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 10:41 am
    That support pole used to be straight y`know... =p
  13. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 10:41 am
    LOL @ MattPrince... this picture is rather... odd
  14. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    7052 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 10:43 am
    Damn you, MattPrince. That is almost word for word what I was about to say.
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    Northernwolf
    304 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 10:44 am
    I`d hit that
  16. Profile photo of rayc
    rayc Male 40-49
    2 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 10:45 am
    ye like she going to fit into that bed
  17. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    7052 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 10:47 am
    Seriously, guys, not everyone `lets themselves` get like that.

    @Steelgrid,

    I hope you never have an accident or medical condition that makes you need help with the basics. Are you really over 30? Wanker.
  18. Profile photo of NottaSpy
    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 10:47 am
    I figure that someone in her life has not made the connection between her weight and her size or that person wants her to be that big. If she, or her insurance, can afford a crane, wheelchair, and nurse, then it stands to reason that they can also afford to force her onto a doctor prescribed diet. What she going to do, get a cheeseburger on her own?
  19. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 10:51 am
    the machine is bending under her weight lol
  20. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 10:52 am
    As fat as she is, it`s possible she was disabled before she got fat. It`s hard to get exercise if you can`t even leave the bed.
  21. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 10:55 am
    I`d be smiling too if my administrator scheduled enough staff so that there is enough time in the day use a lift, instead of having CNA`s kill their backs.

    Anyways, generally these geriatric lifts have a weight limit, and it looks like the model exceeds it.
  22. Profile photo of Chaoskitty
    Chaoskitty Female 18-29
    449 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 10:56 am
    i have no words for this...
  23. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
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    January 4, 2011 at 10:59 am
    The lady on the right is smiling because the lift works - the lady in the lift is smiling becuase she was told if the lift works, they`re getting Big Macs for lunch.
  24. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 11:00 am
    "Seriously, guys, not everyone `lets themselves` get like that."

    Actually you kinda do, if you aren`t burning calories stop eating them.
  25. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 11:05 am
    It is an advertisement for the crane, and the reason the models are smiling is because the crane works so well. Fatso is smiling because she can get out of her chair and lay down; sitting upright is such hard work! Nurse is smiling because she doesn`t have to lift fatty herself, thanks to this wonderful labor saving device! All in all, an effective advertisement.
  26. Profile photo of Thralk
    Thralk Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2011 at 11:22 am
    First off, the CNA on the right shouldn`t be smiling because due to safety regulations, a hoyer lift like the one shown shouldn`t be used with one person. She`s in danger of dropping Ms. McDonalds and getting hauled to jail for neglect.

    Lemme tell you something, someone that fat can`t be lifted in that sling with one hand.
    One person has to be behind her hauling her fat ass up enough so she sits straight up in the chair, while the other operates the lift button and making sure Ms. BigMac`s legs don`t get in the way.

    Ms. BigMac is smiling because she just had an incontinence event. Yum.
  27. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    7052 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 11:30 am
    @ I-IS-BORED
    hypothyroidism, Prader–Willi syndrome, Bardet–Biedl syndrome, etc.
  28. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 11:45 am
    AMERICA! drat YA!
  29. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 11:49 am
    It`s interesting how many people will make fun of a woman who has a serious addiction to food. It`s an addiction people just like any addiction to drugs...and it`s not really funny. Quit it with the freaking McDonalds jokes.
  30. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    January 4, 2011 at 11:50 am
    Yeah when you need a crane in your bedroom it`s time for a lifestyle change.
  31. Profile photo of SKINNERNSC
    SKINNERNSC Male 30-39
    359 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    I wonder what the ride to work was like before this shoot.
  32. Profile photo of Juanote
    Juanote Male 18-29
    3 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    Look at the size of the assistant shoes!
  33. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    So we`re supposed to sympathize for people that are this massive?
    I`m sorry but I definitely don`t.
  34. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    Are they using an engine lift?
  35. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    "So easy, a caveman can do it!"
  36. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    @Mikeado

    That`s what I thought is that an engine lift!
  37. Profile photo of Dm1
    Dm1 Male 18-29
    27 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    hah! She`s got belly on her shank
  38. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    January 4, 2011 at 12:34 pm
    what everyones happy on a swing :)
  39. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 12:34 pm
    "How Come These Two Are Smiling So Much?"

    Answer: 3 words - Lesbian sex swing
  40. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2188 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 12:34 pm
    oh the good ole Hoyer Lift. I loved using these things. of course in my day they weren`t electrical. You had to do all the work yourself.
  41. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    She`s smiling because it`s the first time she`s been out of bed in ages and she`s smiling because she just sold an engine lift for twice the price she would to a mechanic.
  42. Profile photo of llama492
    llama492 Male 30-39
    21 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 12:47 pm
    Thats a huge Bitch!!! Come on thats funny im fat but that fat..
  43. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    January 4, 2011 at 12:47 pm
    Answer: She just lost 300 lbs. Omygod...
  44. Profile photo of Cats_Suck
    Cats_Suck Male 18-29
    57 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    The nurse is smiling because she knows it`s a trick. That thing is really a trebuchet and she`s about to be launched into space.

    The whale is smiling because they said she could have a box of Twinkies as soon as the test was over.
  45. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    Shopped smiles!
  46. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    she cant have fun because shes so fat shes disabled? that is wrong no joke
  47. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    The fat woman is smiling because of all the benefits she`s on, and the nurse is smiling because she`s actually just administered the lethal injection...
  48. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    Look at that.
    Shin fat.
  49. Profile photo of pizzaroll
    pizzaroll Male 18-29
    232 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 2:45 pm
    @Cats Suck

    that`s hilarious.
  50. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
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    January 4, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    A) Medi lifts are nothing if not fun and terrifying to be in.

    B) There should be two people operating that lift. Bad nurse.
  51. Profile photo of kameo360fan
    kameo360fan Female 13-17
    383 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 4:20 pm
    You need a goddamned crane to lift you out of bed in the morning? Why is she smiling?
  52. Profile photo of Darkhumour
    Darkhumour Male 18-29
    257 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 4:33 pm
    how`d they get that extra super renforced sheet under her ?
  53. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    i wonder if maybe that beam was straight before it lifted her
  54. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    Dude sweet! I never thought about using the engine lift from my garage to get out of bed before! Now all I need is someone to roll me into the kitchen in a wheelchair for coffee.
  55. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    Are they gonna feed her to velociraptors like in Jurrasic park?
  56. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 5:21 pm
    ElMustache: BAHAHAHAaaa.. Terrible, yet hilarious. That image jumped right into my head. That and the sounds the velociraptors make as they feed...
  57. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 5:23 pm
    looks like a photo taken for an ad
  58. Profile photo of Axejst
    Axejst Male 30-39
    130 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 5:25 pm
    There`s only so much that can be said about morbidly obese people that can barely move themselves before it becomes redundant. Lift that fatsack right into a plane and crash it into the Andes with a rugby team.
  59. Profile photo of Nlupu
    Nlupu Male 18-29
    229 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 5:34 pm
    at what point do you say `Ya... I think I need a crane to get out of bed today.`
  60. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 5:58 pm
    next question...how do you get in/out of the sling...
  61. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
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    January 4, 2011 at 6:35 pm
    Looks as if that `wench` could lift anything. wink wink
  62. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
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    January 4, 2011 at 7:30 pm
    i`ll tell you who`s really smiling is that wheelchair.
  63. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 7:41 pm
    So, is it wrong of me to think of ways to beef up the hydraulics and structure to convert that thing into a trebuchet?
  64. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 7:48 pm
    We could make so much soap out of her!
  65. Profile photo of Ruffiana
    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 8:06 pm
    My mom is actually bigger.
  66. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
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    January 4, 2011 at 8:27 pm
    I could use that hoist to change the engine in my truck.
  67. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2011 at 9:16 pm
    Boomer!
  68. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    January 4, 2011 at 9:30 pm
    LtFurpie: We could make so much soap out of her!

    haha!

    my favorite scene in Fight Club
  69. Profile photo of Doobiejs
    Doobiejs Male 30-39
    355 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 11:07 pm
    will she fit?
  70. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:27 am
    uuuhhhhhh...
  71. Profile photo of SlimPickins
    SlimPickins Male 18-29
    120 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:31 am
    because she can finally check out how all her friends on I-A-B are doing!!!! Liberals goverment health care will make us all this fat and lazy!

    see i can go a troll-olol-ol-olin` also I-A-B, how does it feel?
  72. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:46 am
    Fat lady "I`m insanely fat, so fat that I have to be lifted in and out of bed with this crane. I have both types of diabetes and have had 14 bypasses, but there`s good news, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico."
  73. Profile photo of Logan033
    Logan033 Male 13-17
    94 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 3:51 am
    Im not a normal "troll," but I have to say this. This woman is nasty. People that can`t control their body weight are pathetic. I can completely understand when people are slightly overweight because of genetics, but when people cant seem to put down the damn food, its discusting.
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    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 7:19 am
    omg poos gross
  75. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    January 5, 2011 at 9:10 am
    I hope that holds.
  76. Profile photo of mwest1112
    mwest1112 Female 18-29
    149 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 9:16 am
    jbwhite...awesome lol! I laughed so hard!
  77. Profile photo of elderban99
    elderban99 Male 40-49
    180 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 9:25 am
    @Logan: Some people have mental disorders, and these disorders can cause people to overeat, abuse drugs and alcohol, or just about anything else. Of course, you`re still a teenager, so you know very little about life yet. Call me in 20 years and tell me if you still think the same way.
  78. Profile photo of elderban99
    elderban99 Male 40-49
    180 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 9:29 am
    @SlimPickins: The fact that people have something else to blame things on (ie. the "liberal government health care") then they will always have an excuse. People seem to have a hard time taking responsibility for their own actions.
  79. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 9:49 am
    the things you could do with that!
  80. Profile photo of Chaoskitty
    Chaoskitty Female 18-29
    449 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 10:57 am
    nom nom nom......wannabe bouncing castle
  81. Profile photo of MyJobSucks
    MyJobSucks Male 18-29
    177 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 11:48 am
    she looks like one of the people from Wall-e
  82. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    Now if we pan to the other side of the picture, we see she is being injected with chocolate.
  83. Profile photo of optix_reverb
    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    Two things that crane can be used for: 1) rebuilding engines. 2) lifting a fatass.
  84. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 2:14 pm
    OK I hate to be the voice of reason, but as a nurse I feel compelled to point out that whatever medical conditions she has that have caused her to become immobile (I doubt it would simply be obesity in this case) will have inevitably caused her to become less active, and yes while a diet change would be neccessary to control the weight, that is more difficult than you might realize, expecially if the motivation to do so is inhibited by the extremely likely occurence of depression from the loss of autonomy. Now, continue the humour.
  85. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    O, hi there
  86. Profile photo of Kaylia
    Kaylia Female 18-29
    41 posts
    January 5, 2011 at 9:25 pm
    In a nursing home, you pretty much get everything done for you....and i stress everything! So many become complacent and refuse to do anything for themselves...and commence eating themselves to death, and then gigantic lifts are brought in to support ur fat ass so i don`t have to break my back trying to lift ur foot.
  87. Profile photo of kummi90
    kummi90 Male 18-29
    541 posts
    January 6, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    Why they`re laughing? Admit it, the fat walrus is pretty funny...

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