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Date: 01/31/11 09:30 AM

53 Responses to How Circumcision Works On Russian TV

  1. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 9:30 am
    Link: How Circumcision Works On Russian TV - And no, I have no idea what the glitter was for.
  2. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 9:37 am
    His Jew beard looks fake.
  3. Profile photo of GreenMonstR
    GreenMonstR Male 18-29
    58 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 9:40 am
    that looks brutal...even with a human head instead of the real thing
  4. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    January 31, 2011 at 9:45 am
    Glitter represents crusty pee.
  5. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    January 31, 2011 at 9:47 am
    I believe she was trying to explain how much easier it is to keep a circumcised penis clean.
  6. Profile photo of pocketmoron
    pocketmoron Male 18-29
    191 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 9:48 am
    Ummm... wtf. I have never more wanted to be able to speak Russian than right now.
  7. Profile photo of quick1dunkno
    quick1dunkno Male 18-29
    99 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 9:49 am
    LOLwut?
  8. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
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    January 31, 2011 at 9:50 am
    I am uncut and I have never had a problem with glitter in my ding dong. It`s a myth!
  9. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
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    January 31, 2011 at 9:55 am
    hahaha, my husband`s dong is clean I make sure of it
  10. Profile photo of duderlydude
    duderlydude Male 30-39
    110 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 9:59 am
    wtf
  11. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    January 31, 2011 at 10:06 am
    I heard the word "microbe" I assume they`re discussing the sanitary reasoning behind circumcision. I still place it in the category of genital mutilation however.
  12. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 10:17 am
    looking at the set....

    this is between beauty advice and cooking.

    Real Housewives of Russia! LOL
  13. Profile photo of DingDingDong
    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 10:25 am
    She totally cut chunks of her hair off. And the guy tried to drop the cut hair back on her head so she wouldn`t notice.
  14. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 11:00 am
    Whaaaa?
  15. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
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    January 31, 2011 at 11:12 am
    eeeeeeewwwwww
  16. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 11:20 am
    I`m not a penis, but I play one on TV.
  17. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 11:23 am
    Pretty sure glitter=jizz
  18. Profile photo of xxmeegzxx
    xxmeegzxx Female 18-29
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    January 31, 2011 at 11:33 am
    Honestly I have NO idea what I just watched lol. Crazy people!!
  19. Profile photo of OverTheMoo
    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
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    January 31, 2011 at 11:46 am
    She`s just explaining that when a penis is uncircumsised there are all kinds of microbes and infant diseases can be trapped there. The glitter represents the `microbes.` when the foreskin is cut off, the microbes don`t have as serious of an effect and the peen head is easier to clean.

    I thought it was really dumb to use someone from the audience and ruin her shirt like that. Though they did say they`d return it...how, idk. Maybe buy her a new one? Still, she didn`t look too pleased.
  20. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
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    January 31, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    penis mutilation is done for PROFIT, JEWS JEWS JEEEEWWWSSSSSSS
  21. Profile photo of emetro03
    emetro03 Male 18-29
    19 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    wow, looks like they clipped some of her hair too. lol
  22. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    January 31, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    WTF, indeed
  23. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    "penis mutilation is done for PROFIT, JEWS JEWS JEEEEWWWSSSSSSS"

    No Darkgear it is done for religious and sanitary reasons. The hospital I was born in requires parents who don`t want to circumcise their kids to sign waivers so the hospital can`t be sued when Junior doesn`t take care of it and his crank falls off
  24. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    what the?
  25. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    She looks a lot bigger now.
  26. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    I`m not a penis, but I play one on TV. - Oystah
    ^^^^THIS!!^^^^ this comment wins!!
  27. Profile photo of Jofferwry
    Jofferwry Female 18-29
    162 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 1:35 pm
    penis woman looks majorly pissed off after the other one cuts a chunk of her hair off along with the top lol
  28. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    "I`m not a penis, but I play one on TV. - Oystah

    ^^^^THIS!!^^^^ this comment wins!!"

    Agreed
  29. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    January 31, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    Audience not amused!
  30. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    that lady voluntarily posed as a penis.

    just sayin
  31. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
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    January 31, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    Sounds fine in theory, until you realize Edward Cullen has no penis!
  32. Profile photo of Kreaol
    Kreaol Male 18-29
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    January 31, 2011 at 2:49 pm
    As she is throwing the glitter on, she says "Here is the infection", so she is using the glitter to represent bacteria.
  33. Profile photo of nettech98
    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    Now just think of how much easier it will be to keep your eyes clean when we cut off your eyelids! We`ll be able to wash those pesky microbes away.... And you won`t have that blinky problem when you use eyedrops...

    And it is alot about money. Look how the US rates have dropped since insurance stopped covering this cosmetic surgery....
  34. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 5:00 pm
    Wow, that lady is such a dickhead.
  35. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    January 31, 2011 at 5:08 pm
    I <3 my foreskin.
  36. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
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    January 31, 2011 at 5:23 pm
    LOL dude the russian people @ my work always watch this, and that lady gives me peevs
  37. Profile photo of Thesphinx
    Thesphinx Male 18-29
    353 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 6:18 pm
    I speak fluent Russian. She was basically explaining the whole time why circumcision is important.

    The glitter is an "infection," she was showing how the foreskin tends to get infected by dust particles a lot easier than the rest of it. At the end she pointed out that once she cut off the foreskin, there was a lot less chance that the glitter would create an infection.
  38. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 6:27 pm
    Hahahaha, I love the `WTF?` pop-up around 01:12.

    Guys with foreskin have greater sensitivity during sex and masturbation. Which, obviously, is a good thing. Hygiene is important but if
    you`re naturally a clean person, you needn`t worry
    about infections and whatnot.
  39. Profile photo of Psychodelli
    Psychodelli Male 18-29
    164 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 7:29 pm
    No, don`t look out for her hair or anything. That would be silly.
  40. Profile photo of duderlydude
    duderlydude Male 30-39
    110 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 9:31 pm
    thx translators - this makes perfect sense now ;) russias answer to oprah - free foreskins for everyone!
  41. Profile photo of mrtatulas
    mrtatulas Male 18-29
    271 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 10:51 pm
    This is the stupidest argument in favour of circumcision. I am uncircumcised and I`ve never had any glitter inside my penis.

    Just freaking clean it when you take a shower. It`s not that hard, dumbass!
  42. Profile photo of duderlydude
    duderlydude Male 30-39
    110 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 11:01 pm
    mr tatulus - too much information man
  43. Profile photo of mrtatulas
    mrtatulas Male 18-29
    271 posts
    January 31, 2011 at 11:05 pm
    If proper hygiene habits are too much information for you, duderlydude, then I don`t know what more to say.
  44. Profile photo of mrpuddle
    mrpuddle Male 18-29
    385 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 5:32 am
    The glitter is smegma.
  45. Profile photo of AfroAussie
    AfroAussie Male 18-29
    73 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 8:41 am
    wtf just happened....
  46. Profile photo of AfroAussie
    AfroAussie Male 18-29
    73 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 8:50 am
    Ah read comments, and LOL to all you dumb ass people who get circumcised. The only "reason" they say to get your foreskin cut is for hygiene reasons. Well all you do is take a shower and give your little winky a scrub, cleans you np`s.

    The only thing circumcision actually changes is exposing your extremely delicate and sensitive head to the raw grating power of your boxers, this reduces sensitivity and makes bedroom play harder to "finish"

    So to all you unfortunate people out there whos parents fell into the hype of getting there babys skin cut: Go slap your parents, and tell them: I`m now a disfigured, insensitive, ejaculatory incompetent person, Thanks mom and dad
  47. Profile photo of Thesphinx
    Thesphinx Male 18-29
    353 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 10:44 am
    @AfroAussie

    Have you ever tried to wash a strawberry? It`s not easy, and even when you`ve scrubbed for a long time there`s still a good chance you haven`t gotten all the infection out. So too with junk.

    Also...

    1. Removing foreskin increases sensitivity because foreskin has no nerves.

    2. Having less sensitivity could also be seen as an upside to being able to last longer in bed

    3. The most sensitive part is the under part, not the tip. I don`t think it would matter either way if you lost sensitivity in your tip.
  48. Profile photo of DonAllardo
    DonAllardo Male 13-17
    10 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    People will recognise her. Hey, weren`t you the one who acted as a penis on tv?
  49. Profile photo of FrgvnAngel
    FrgvnAngel Female 18-29
    3 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 5:04 pm
    Haha! They gave her hair a nice trim.. The old lady tried to muss it up to hide it..
  50. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 7:35 pm
    The glitter was supposed to be germs and crud
  51. Profile photo of Ruk1aKuchiki
    Ruk1aKuchiki Female 18-29
    40 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 10:47 pm
    man i would be pissed if someone cut up my shirt like that.
  52. Profile photo of meetredmeat
    meetredmeat Female 18-29
    124 posts
    February 1, 2011 at 11:15 pm
    Russian TV really hasn`t changed much from its earlier Soviet days
  53. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    February 3, 2011 at 1:33 pm
    Thesphinx - are you kidding me? The foreskin does contain a LOT of nerve endings.

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