Headline Of 2011... So Far [Pic]

Submitted by: eastsiderepp 6 years ago in Funny

Sounds like my typical Saturday night.
There are 40 comments:
Male 228
@ bunnynaku, youre beautiful, live in michigan please
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Male 171
The article doesn`t make any sense.
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Female 5,222
wow lol
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Male 58
@ bigbangbilly...it doesnt have to be funny...people post here for the bored...doesnt mean everything has to be funny in order to be interesting
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Female 126
the best way to get someone to read your news article is to include meatball sandwiches, death, and horses in the title
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Male 698
THIS ISN`T FUNNY!!!
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Female 3,598
mmm meatball subs...
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Male 228
seems reasonable

"YOU HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH A MEATBALL SUB?!?!,
DIEEEEE!"
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Male 474
@CoyoteKing
"Little Red" Gilbert was probably offered a more lenient sentence if he agreed to testify against his father. Whereas Gilbert reacted with emotion and anger to being hit in the head by what I`m sure was a tasty meatball sandwich when he shot another man; his father, on the other hand, willingly hunted down and killed another man in cold blood. Probably after much thought beforehand
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Male 2,988
"It would appear theat the father is being tried for a crime committed by his son... "

I don`t think so, it says "Gilbert...killed Austin as Davis ran off." And the article states at the beginning that "Jordon is accused of shooting Davis to death"

Gilbert is Jordon`s son and Davis saw Gilbert kill Austin, so I guess Jordon hunted down and killed Davis to try to keep him quiet?

I get where the 2 murders where but why is Jordon`s son Gilbert ready to testify against him when he commited murder to? Unless its a different son. Very strange...
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Male 2,050
Who the drat throws a meatball sub? That`s insane!
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Female 734
I love that the next part of the story is..."Two weeks later, Davis was killed as he knew he would be. After Austin`s death, Davis told family members what clothes he wanted to wear for his funeral." http://news.cincinnati.com/
article/AB/20110113/NEWS010702/
101140340/Meatball-sandwich-case
-2-deaths-2-trials


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Male 183
@julesss

it says two deaths and the article is cut off so im going to guess that the father committed a murder and it is mentioned later in the article
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Male 38
What I don`t understand, is why is Ruben Jordan being tried for murder when the article clearly states: "Gilbert, now angry himself, then shot and killed Austin".

It would appear theat the father is being tried for a crime committed by his son...
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Male 491
Just a normal weekend `round here.
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Male 37,815
MEatball sandwich? At least they died for a good cause...
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Male 243
mmmmmmm meatballs...
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Male 359
MrPeabody wins this one.

...but I have my eye on you...oh yes. I have my eye on you.
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Female 463
Hey, I know that when there is a meatball in my vicinity, my first instinct is to grab my gun and shoot the person holding it.
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Male 25,416
Wow, somebody has a temper
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Male 62
Ohio, you so crazy.
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Male 194
oh my. meatballs should be baned, their weapons, they can be used to kill people. People are responsible beings, but meatballs.. NO!


(without sarcasm, i would actually be fine with a banning of meatballs, i don`t like meatballs.)
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Male 1,920
Sarah Palin likes Meatball sandwiches. She is responsible.
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Male 1,240
Mind, blown. Power of speech/writing, damaged. Yawning, yes.
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Male 106
tomorrow;s headline: "All Subways are to be closed down due to their enforcing of the deadly sandwiches!"
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Male 1,523
@fivezones

Completely agree.
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Female 2,525
What a waste of a sandwich.
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Male 1,021
Thats why all food should be banned
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Male 229
that must have been one nasty sandwich
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Male 1,108
Guns don`t kill people. Meatball sandwiches kill people.
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Male 10,855
This time NOT in Texas.


Still that`s one damn sandwich.
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Male 3,842
But how could Vernon Davis have been killed in 2008? He had a career year for the 49ers in 2010.

Wait, he was killed on Halloween? Maybe it was just a kid dressed up in a Vernon Davis jersey for Halloween!
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Male 439
sad
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Male 405
I`m gonna have to go find the original article...
This sounds AWESOME.
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Male 705
F*ckin meatball sandwiches.
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Female 321
Wow, what a headline.
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Male 1,010
Well, guns don`t kill people. He would`ve beat him to death with the meatball anyway.
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Male 2,516
wait what? ...
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Male 1,931
The shooting actually took place in 2008...
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Male 2,620
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