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Date: 01/14/11 03:10 PM

40 Responses to Headline Of 2011… So Far [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    Link: Headline Of 2011... So Far - Sounds like my typical Saturday night.
  2. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:18 pm
    The shooting actually took place in 2008...
  3. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:33 pm
    wait what? ...
  4. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:36 pm
    Well, guns don`t kill people. He would`ve beat him to death with the meatball anyway.
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    tomboygirl12 Female 13-17
    321 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    Wow, what a headline.
  6. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    F*ckin meatball sandwiches.
  7. Profile photo of Wizensilver
    Wizensilver Male 13-17
    405 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    I`m gonna have to go find the original article...
    This sounds AWESOME.
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    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    sad
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    But how could Vernon Davis have been killed in 2008? He had a career year for the 49ers in 2010.

    Wait, he was killed on Halloween? Maybe it was just a kid dressed up in a Vernon Davis jersey for Halloween!
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:31 pm
    This time NOT in Texas.


    Still that`s one damn sandwich.
  11. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    Guns don`t kill people. Meatball sandwiches kill people.
  12. Profile photo of Nlupu
    Nlupu Male 18-29
    229 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 5:19 pm
    that must have been one nasty sandwich
  13. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    Thats why all food should be banned
  14. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 5:43 pm
    What a waste of a sandwich.
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    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 5:50 pm
    @fivezones

    Completely agree.
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    riseplease19 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 6:19 pm
    tomorrow;s headline: "All Subways are to be closed down due to their enforcing of the deadly sandwiches!"
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    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 6:34 pm
    Mind, blown. Power of speech/writing, damaged. Yawning, yes.
  18. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 6:38 pm
    Sarah Palin likes Meatball sandwiches. She is responsible.
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    najamesk1 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:13 pm
    oh my. meatballs should be baned, their weapons, they can be used to kill people. People are responsible beings, but meatballs.. NO!


    (without sarcasm, i would actually be fine with a banning of meatballs, i don`t like meatballs.)
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    sed8908 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 9:22 pm
    Ohio, you so crazy.
  21. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 10:30 pm
    Wow, somebody has a temper
  22. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 10:53 pm
    Hey, I know that when there is a meatball in my vicinity, my first instinct is to grab my gun and shoot the person holding it.
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    Schr0dinger Male 50-59
    359 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 2:15 am
    MrPeabody wins this one.

    ...but I have my eye on you...oh yes. I have my eye on you.
  24. Profile photo of ZiggZagg
    ZiggZagg Male 13-17
    243 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 4:50 am
    mmmmmmm meatballs...
  25. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33134 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 5:19 am
    MEatball sandwich? At least they died for a good cause...
  26. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 5:37 am
    Just a normal weekend `round here.
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    julesss Male 40-49
    38 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 6:48 am
    What I don`t understand, is why is Ruben Jordan being tried for murder when the article clearly states: "Gilbert, now angry himself, then shot and killed Austin".

    It would appear theat the father is being tried for a crime committed by his son...
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    apk892 Male 13-17
    183 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 7:51 am
    @julesss

    it says two deaths and the article is cut off so im going to guess that the father committed a murder and it is mentioned later in the article
  29. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 9:07 am
    I love that the next part of the story is..."Two weeks later, Davis was killed as he knew he would be. After Austin`s death, Davis told family members what clothes he wanted to wear for his funeral." http://news.cincinnati.com/
    article/AB/20110113/NEWS010702/
    101140340/Meatball-sandwich-case
    -2-deaths-2-trials


  30. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 11:17 am
    Who the drat throws a meatball sub? That`s insane!
  31. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    "It would appear theat the father is being tried for a crime committed by his son... "

    I don`t think so, it says "Gilbert...killed Austin as Davis ran off." And the article states at the beginning that "Jordon is accused of shooting Davis to death"

    Gilbert is Jordon`s son and Davis saw Gilbert kill Austin, so I guess Jordon hunted down and killed Davis to try to keep him quiet?

    I get where the 2 murders where but why is Jordon`s son Gilbert ready to testify against him when he commited murder to? Unless its a different son. Very strange...
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    Trypno Male 18-29
    474 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    @CoyoteKing
    "Little Red" Gilbert was probably offered a more lenient sentence if he agreed to testify against his father. Whereas Gilbert reacted with emotion and anger to being hit in the head by what I`m sure was a tasty meatball sandwich when he shot another man; his father, on the other hand, willingly hunted down and killed another man in cold blood. Probably after much thought beforehand
  33. Profile photo of 9000penguins
    9000penguins Male 18-29
    228 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 1:15 pm
    seems reasonable

    "YOU HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH A MEATBALL SUB?!?!,
    DIEEEEE!"
  34. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    mmm meatball subs...
  35. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 6:36 pm
    THIS ISN`T FUNNY!!!
  36. Profile photo of whatevs
    whatevs Female 13-17
    126 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    the best way to get someone to read your news article is to include meatball sandwiches, death, and horses in the title
  37. Profile photo of GreenMonstR
    GreenMonstR Male 18-29
    58 posts
    January 16, 2011 at 4:03 am
    @ bigbangbilly...it doesnt have to be funny...people post here for the bored...doesnt mean everything has to be funny in order to be interesting
  38. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 16, 2011 at 3:55 pm
    wow lol
  39. Profile photo of button_guy
    button_guy Male 18-29
    171 posts
    January 17, 2011 at 1:17 am
    The article doesn`t make any sense.
  40. Profile photo of 9000penguins
    9000penguins Male 18-29
    228 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 3:16 am
    @ bunnynaku, youre beautiful, live in michigan please

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