Guy With Huge Stick Vs. Clerk With Hammer

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

The convenience store robbery attempt of 2010. Please hammer, don"t hurt "em!
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Male 97
At 2:07 that dude is totally open to getting kneecapped
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Male 3,076
@zombunny and missed....
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Male 1,584
he shoulda tomahawked the guy in the face with the hammer
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Male 16
I thought Kick-Ass was a good guy... :-\
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Female 2,525
Should have thrown the hammer at his face.
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Male 37
That happened in manassas, like 20 miles from where i live. I better keep an eye out for stick wielding bandits.
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Female 44
is this is japan?
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Male 8,302
DUUUUUUUHHH mefinks me mite rob a shop tooday... lemme fink bout fis... step 1... take stik so big it hit seeling so i cant swing it proper... step 2... donn poke da guy wiff it if he got a hammer even tho my stick is much longga.. step... um wot come after 2?
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Male 3,431
For some reason it totally reminded me of this.
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Male 496
All he wanted to do was to tickle someone.
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Male 153
Wow. Had to go spit out my mouthwash.
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Female 5,222
uhhh..
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Male 1,083
was that robber serious? ahahah. this is the funniest stand off ever.
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Male 37,914
It`s HAMMER TIME ! ! !

do do do-do...do-do do-do
CAN`T TOUCH THIS!

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Male 1,505
I really wanted to make a Staff<1h Mace WoW joke but that guy with the hammer was such a drating pussy.
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Male 1,744
well, that is a big stick, i`ll give him that
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Male 3,745
:|
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Female 418
the whole time i was expecting something cool to happen....

the clerk should of thrown the hammer, ducked, and slid. then repeat with random objects.
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Male 336
wow, that place has high ceilings. would be much better video if it had lower ceilings
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Male 199
Phase 1 Find big stick
Phase 2 ?
Phase 3 Profit.
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Male 426
why was he holding like a a samurai warrior?
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Male 267
That is the most nothing happening that I`ve ever seen in a robbery video. While that sounds like it would be funny, this was not.
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Female 3,598
throw it!! throw the hammer at his face!!!
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Male 1,523
I wish I was in there when it happened so I could`ve tackled that dumb guy.
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Male 1,107
Lol that reminds me of the guy in florida that tried to rob a store with a palm frond.
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Male 2,033
Well, that is an experience that will stick with the clerk for the rest of his life.
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Female 3,562
Oh come on, I can`t believe the robber won! That`s the easiest weapon on earth to dodge and even steal. I`d just grab the other end of it! And the guy with a hammer has a huge advantage, he can get close to the robber and the robber can`t hit him that close up. The stick only works from a distance.
This is the most hilariously retarded fight ever. If that clerk had 5 minutes of self defense training this would have been over in 2 seconds.
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Male 301
I`ve never laughed so much at nothing happening
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Female 298
Just... LOL...
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Female 8,044
looked like some weird mating dance.....
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Male 5,413
Good thing his stick wasn`t loaded!
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Male 476
Ok.. This was soooo boring it turned me into an arsehole! Who else was internally (or externally) yelling at the robber to "HIT HIM ALREADY!!!"?
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Male 67
so, I guess that some LARPer wanted his cheetos?
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Male 2,402
MORTAL KOMBAT!
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Male 6,737
I just wasted over 4 minutes of my life.

That was drating dire.
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Male 2,419
Donatello just tryin to get pizza money.
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Male 25,416
Well that was uneventful, that was not ninja skills!
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Male 730
That was boring
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Male 10,845
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Male 1,011
boring...


should have had a gun instead of a hammer
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Male 46
the unemployment among blue ninjas is definitely leading to some extreme consequences nowdays
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Male 15,510
Everybody knows that hammer beats stick
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Male 252
Stupid don`t watch
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Male 19,888
Link: Guy With Huge Stick Vs. Clerk With Hammer [Rate Link] - The convenience store robbery attempt of 2010. Please hammer, don`t hurt `em!
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