Finally, An Orange Juicer For Men Only [Pic]

Submitted by: btc54215 6 years ago in Funny

This is going to be great practice for when I actually get a girlfriend.
There are 46 comments:
Female 688
lmao crucible.
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Male 6,693
I do love me some OJ.
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Female 812
@argon8 - I know that in the picture the person is wearing it on the right hand, though there are comments made about that it could definitely not be a wedding ring since it is worn on the “wrong” right hand...
Made me look into it!
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Male 40,734
Mmmm freshly squeezed boobs!
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Male 60
@Oblivia: It may look like the left hand, but if you rotate your screen so it matches your hands, it`s really the right hand.
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Male 1,815
I prefer to juice oranges with my dick
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Female 812
And what did you learn from I-A-B today honey?

Well mom, that not everybody wears the wedding on the right hand...
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Male 270
Boobs.
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Male 113
suck uk sure has some weird products
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Female 5,222
lmao
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Male 4,393
YES!
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Male 2,388
I just thought boobs
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Male 1,360
great comments a two handed clap for ye all
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Male 3,076
@fivezones TV knobs??? WTF?! it`s maybe a good time to upgrade your TV...
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Male 2,748
Idk if your girlfriend will appreciate a mashing, grinding motion on her goodies... seems like it`d be a little painful
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Male 2,145
Next up, a banana peeler for women
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Female 859
My dad has one of these...
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Male 245
@fivezones

What`s sad is that a lot of those freaks would probably know when to appropriately use the word "their". Where are all the non-insane, proper English speakers out there?!
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Female 1,264
lol @fivezones
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Male 205
@liguid, we can see a bit of the hand, and with no more than the fingers cover, the pinky is probably folded in a bit, between the palm and glass... or am i just a freak who does that?
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Male 405
finally
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Male 1,021
I don`t think most girls like their breasts treated as juicers or TV knobs, but their are some freaks out there
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Male 109
@Spocom deal, however I think using my dong as a power cord would be a more effective analogy....also where is the pinky in the last panel??? O_o
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Male 25,416
Practice makes perfect!
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Male 2,402
Actually I prefer milk.
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Male 2,548
@Spocom

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Male 5,413
Yaaaaaaay!
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Female 708
I`ll let you treat my knockers like juicers if you let me use your dong like a hammer to make a table. :)
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Female 570
yeah i wondered about the ring too. weird.
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Male 4,793
I can`t believe you are all discussing the ring lol. IAB forums are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you`re gonna get.
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Male 1,523
yes why would they bother to put the ring on it?
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Male 541
is that a wedding ring?!? it`s on the wrong hand but still why bother drawing a ring at all?
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Male 506
Well this is a nice simple upgrade. I can barely get enough juice out of one >.>
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Male 1,054
Siyanor
"I don`t like orange juice and I`m gay, so this is worthless for me."

Making this device Richard Cohen`s newest method for "curing" homosexuality.

"Dude. Boobs shouldn`t be squeezed like you`re handling a juicer."

So this device could lead a lot more women wishing they were lesbians.
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Female 430
why there is a wedding ring on his finger ???
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Male 526
I`m not so sure that`s a wedding ring.... it`s on his right hand. .... very good point Mweebles
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Female 2,525
Yeah I`m with Mweebles on this one. Guys, please do not try this on a woman.
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Male 49
lmao so funny
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Male 15,510
Two handed squeezing is the best 8-)
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Female 1,203
and yet the person drinking the juice seems to be a woman. Irony? and boobs everywhere thank you Mweebles!
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Male 1,184
I don`t like orange juice and I`m gay, so this is worthless for me.
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Female 1,652
Dude. Boobs shouldn`t be squeezed like you`re handling a juicer. That would give your girlfriend the right to treat your balls in the same manner.
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Male 17
Laughing at the wedding ring on his finger :P have no idea why though
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Male 559
Freakin` Genius!!
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Male 271
with orange juice at twice the speed, im afraid you wont have time for a girlfriend mate.
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Male 101
Link: Finally, An Orange Juicer For Men Only [Pic] [Rate Link] - This is going to be great practice for when I actually get a girlfriend.
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