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Date: 01/14/11 04:16 PM

89 Responses to Facebook Status: My Hot BF Looks Like Bieber [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2554 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 2:58 pm
    Link: Facebook Status: My Hot BF Looks Like Bieber - He certainly does.
  2. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:19 pm
    Run away, Henry. Run the drat away.
  3. Profile photo of peahprincess
    peahprincess Female 13-17
    137 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:20 pm
    Omg he does!
  4. Profile photo of BizahrClover
    BizahrClover Female 70 & Over
    255 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    0.o
    Whatever makes her happy.. I guess..
  5. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    Love makes us blind
  6. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    Looks like the AISHA guy.
  7. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    i try to stay away from these people
    no idea how he can stand it
  8. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:33 pm
    I think I`m going to puke my Big Mac I just ate.
  9. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    456 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    I love every sentence of that paragraph.
  10. Profile photo of tomboygirl12
    tomboygirl12 Female 13-17
    321 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:41 pm
    not seeing it...maybe it`s just me.
  11. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    Jill Bieber Obsessed.
    She`s anout 30 odd years old.
    Now that is just sad.
  12. Profile photo of TysonRP
    TysonRP Male 13-17
    312 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    The "Sounds Legit" totally made that image.
  13. Profile photo of MisterG
    MisterG Male 30-39
    633 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:57 pm
    Just be aware those two could make babies.
  14. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:00 pm
    Wow striking resemblances! Lucky gal......
  15. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    ooh 3 whole weeks!? That`s love right thar!
  16. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:08 pm
    They could be twins.
  17. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    I feel bad for her boyfriend. She obviously only "needs" him in her life as a body for her Bieber hallucinations and fantasies. Also, she be a pedophile if she (30 odd years) is obsessed with a 16-year-old. Creepy loser is creepy. I also like that the FIRST thing she says is "I`m not skinny I know this" LMAO what the hell?
  18. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2029 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:17 pm
    3 weeks? obsessed much?
  19. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    456 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:31 pm
    @YugureKage: I think you`re reading too much into that comment.
  20. Profile photo of Pravda7
    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:35 pm
    Wow... that`s some resemblance...
  21. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:39 pm
    No there`s a difference. One is a douchebag, one is an idiot. You figure out which is which.
  22. Profile photo of Mailbox
    Mailbox Male 18-29
    255 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:41 pm
    wow, and she just looks like hannah montana.
  23. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:49 pm
    Run, henry. Run away and don`t look back.
  24. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    LOL
  25. Profile photo of Nlupu
    Nlupu Male 18-29
    229 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 5:15 pm
    OMG Bieber finally cut his hair!
  26. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 5:33 pm
    Blinded by love. For the wrong person
  27. Profile photo of octwilite
    octwilite Female 40-49
    188 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 5:44 pm
    Wow. What horrible self esteem she`s got going on there.
  28. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 5:56 pm
    3 weeks? Geez, that`s a long time. Why aren`t they married yet?
  29. Profile photo of SexBobOmb
    SexBobOmb Female 18-29
    62 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 6:29 pm
    And She Looks JUST like kim kardashian ^-^
  30. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 6:33 pm
    kim who? I`d say she`s more of the Jenna Haze persuasion, but that`s just me.
  31. Profile photo of regalia13
    regalia13 Female 18-29
    212 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 6:34 pm
    He is my smoochie-poo....... o_______o
  32. Profile photo of shadowarrior
    shadowarrior Male 18-29
    226 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 6:48 pm
    LMAO
  33. Profile photo of Frambuesas
    Frambuesas Female 18-29
    136 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 6:51 pm
    "we have been dating for three weeks. Don`t let me go Henry, I need you. *heart*"

    ...gigantic facepalm.
  34. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:09 pm
    OMGZ WHAT A CUTE COUPLE<3333
  35. Profile photo of Holly69
    Holly69 Female 18-29
    250 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    Frambuesas
    Just what i was thinking! I cant stop laughing tho, "I need you", I can imagine her keeping him in a basement like a pet
  36. Profile photo of KittKnickers
    KittKnickers Female 18-29
    177 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:12 pm
    i was almost certain that she was selena gomez

    wow
  37. Profile photo of Arvz
    Arvz Male 18-29
    236 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:14 pm
    Well you know what they say about 2 ugly people hooking up together and their children.
  38. Profile photo of Theyoyoguy
    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
    462 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:31 pm
    striking resemblance.
  39. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:56 pm
    ...smoochie-poo? ...dating for 3 weeks?

    10 months later: "Henry, you ARE the father!"
  40. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 8:12 pm
    @Holly69 Makes it sound like she`s the one who won`t let HIM go.
  41. Profile photo of kiriluv
    kiriluv Female 18-29
    203 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 9:14 pm
    XD 3 weeks?!
  42. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 10:05 pm
    proof that love IS blind.
  43. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 10:28 pm
    wow, was he a body double for bieber
  44. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 10:53 pm
    In other news, the back of my ballsack looks like Jesus Christ.
  45. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 11:32 pm
    Can we stop posting Beiber things?
  46. Profile photo of W2
    W2 Male 13-17
    244 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 11:54 pm
    well damn
    TWINS

    evil ones
  47. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 12:47 am
    My left tit looks like Shia Labeouf.
  48. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 12:59 am
    Total man-face syndrome going down...wouldn`t be so bad, but she`s drating creepy.
  49. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 1:07 am
    MisterG, thank you for adding a whole new dimension to my nightmares :`(
  50. Profile photo of Lyannovitch
    Lyannovitch Female 18-29
    262 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 2:25 am
    @octwilite, Wow, you really missed the point there. How can anything she wrote in that message make you think that she is overly confident? She`s beggin the boy not to leave her. And the first thing she says is that she`s `not thin`...
  51. Profile photo of Billito
    Billito Male 18-29
    74 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 2:26 am
    i-am-beiber.com
  52. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 2:29 am
    um no he doesnt
  53. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 2:35 am
    "Just be aware those two could make babies."

    well it has been 3 weeks, thats a long time
  54. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 3:36 am
    Run, Henry. Run while you still can.
  55. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 3:38 am
    Hahaha I just looked back through the rest of the comments after writing that and saw like 3 other people wrote almost exactly the same thing as me.

    See? We`re all thinking it, Henry. Get out of there before it`s too late.
  56. Profile photo of McMatthewL
    McMatthewL Male 13-17
    113 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 4:08 am
    She looks like Justin Bieber more than he does.
  57. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 4:15 am
    The only difference I see is that the BF appears to have a penis.

    But seriously, the look on his face says it all. "Crazy Bitch"
  58. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 4:38 am
    Leave them be- they make a lovely couple, very well matched indeed. I sincerely hope they make a go of it. Or some other poor sods will get `em.
  59. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 5:28 am
    "In other news, the back of my ballsack looks like Jesus Christ."

    Really? Mine looks like Henry Kissinger.
  60. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 5:30 am
    Look it`s sister/mom and brother/dad, dating three weeks and ready to start a family.
  61. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 6:30 am
    She looks like Justin Bieber more than he does.
    SHE???? drat I though that the joke was that the black girl()-|) was a guy and the blue one was saying his boyfriend looks like justin. :-/
  62. Profile photo of bram
    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 7:01 am
    Three weeks? This chick makes my relationships look long term. lol
  63. Profile photo of gymcoach29
    gymcoach29 Male 30-39
    363 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 7:34 am
    He actually looks like that Gellieman guy from years ago who sang that song Aisha...scary I remember that...
  64. Profile photo of mcfudge
    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 7:36 am
    DON`T LET HER GO HENRY!
  65. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 7:51 am
    3 weeks lmao
  66. Profile photo of Andicicle
    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 8:52 am
    with the lights off and maybe from the neck to the waist its possible.... personally give me bieber`s dad any day.
  67. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1255 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 9:01 am
    Yes Henry, she needs your "heart"...
  68. Profile photo of SKINNERNSC
    SKINNERNSC Male 30-39
    359 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 9:51 am
    Ive heard of beer goggles...but gloryhole glasses? ridiculous...
  69. Profile photo of alisia
    alisia Female 18-29
    166 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 9:52 am
    He looks like spaghetti bathtub boy from that movie Gummo!
  70. Profile photo of DanteChief
    DanteChief Female 13-17
    100 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 10:09 am
    Maybe in 3 more weeks she`ll realize there`s no resemblance.
  71. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2067 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 11:39 am
    Hey, she`s happy and they`re both off the market. FTW
  72. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    creepy girl is creepy
  73. Profile photo of Birdfather
    Birdfather Male 18-29
    346 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    Well, at least she knows she`s not skinny...
  74. Profile photo of whipplefunk
    whipplefunk Male 30-39
    969 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    We`re madly in love and we`d do anything for each other. These last 3 weeks have been a magical, unicorn journey through delusionalville.
  75. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1182 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 1:15 pm
    a wild snorlax appears
  76. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    she must be drunk all the time...
  77. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 2:01 pm
    3 weeks? don;t leave me? *heart*? wtf!?
  78. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    he does look like Justin, you know, after the Chemo.
  79. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    ironically, that`s how bieber is going to end up looking in a few years.
  80. Profile photo of milo126
    milo126 Male 18-29
    103 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 5:02 pm
    Until I scrolled down on my phone I was like "beiber doesn`t have long hair" :scroll: `oh snap!`
  81. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1177 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 10:32 pm
    "she must be drunk all the time..."

    No, HE must be drunk all the time.
  82. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 11:18 pm
    smoochie poo?
  83. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    January 16, 2011 at 5:01 am
    all i see is two dudes/!
  84. Profile photo of Micktrex
    Micktrex Male 18-29
    141 posts
    January 16, 2011 at 6:36 am
    Her face is long as it is fat.
  85. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    January 16, 2011 at 8:24 am
    "He looks like Justin Bieber"

    Yeah, maybe, IF JB had been sucked through the guts of a combine harvester
  86. Profile photo of norgle
    norgle Male 18-29
    255 posts
    January 16, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    It`s Justin Bieber and Alanis Morissette.
  87. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    January 16, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    just let her go now henry, it`ll only hurt worse later

    plus she`s fat, you don`t wanna date a fat chick do ya? :P
  88. Profile photo of Airmed91
    Airmed91 Female 18-29
    9 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 4:38 am
    3 weeks! It must be true love, after all if you can make it 3 weeks you can make it FOREVER. But only if she can stop insulting him by saying he looks like a lesbian. And dropping the "smoochie-poo" too.
  89. Profile photo of Kalon
    Kalon Male 13-17
    368 posts
    January 23, 2011 at 3:50 pm
    Well Romeo and Juliet fell in love on the first night they met and died for each other after 5 days. I guess their love is as real as a 16th century story.

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