Facebook Status: My Hot BF Looks Like Bieber [Pic]

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 6 years ago in Funny

He certainly does.
There are 89 comments:
Male 369
Well Romeo and Juliet fell in love on the first night they met and died for each other after 5 days. I guess their love is as real as a 16th century story.
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Female 9
3 weeks! It must be true love, after all if you can make it 3 weeks you can make it FOREVER. But only if she can stop insulting him by saying he looks like a lesbian. And dropping the "smoochie-poo" too.
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Male 1,744
just let her go now henry, it`ll only hurt worse later

plus she`s fat, you don`t wanna date a fat chick do ya? :P
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Male 255
It`s Justin Bieber and Alanis Morissette.
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Male 2,619
"He looks like Justin Bieber"

Yeah, maybe, IF JB had been sucked through the guts of a combine harvester
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Male 141
Her face is long as it is fat.
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Male 1,704
all i see is two dudes/!
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Female 1,356
smoochie poo?
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Male 1,218
"she must be drunk all the time..."

No, HE must be drunk all the time.
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Male 103
Until I scrolled down on my phone I was like "beiber doesn`t have long hair" :scroll: `oh snap!`
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Male 3,060
ironically, that`s how bieber is going to end up looking in a few years.
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Male 586
he does look like Justin, you know, after the Chemo.
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Male 426
3 weeks? don;t leave me? *heart*? wtf!?
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Female 3,598
she must be drunk all the time...
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Male 1,182
a wild snorlax appears
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Male 1,150
We`re madly in love and we`d do anything for each other. These last 3 weeks have been a magical, unicorn journey through delusionalville.
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Male 346
Well, at least she knows she`s not skinny...
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Male 2,988
creepy girl is creepy
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Male 2,085
Hey, she`s happy and they`re both off the market. FTW
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Female 100
Maybe in 3 more weeks she`ll realize there`s no resemblance.
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Female 166
He looks like spaghetti bathtub boy from that movie Gummo!
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Male 359
Ive heard of beer goggles...but gloryhole glasses? ridiculous...
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Male 1,256
Yes Henry, she needs your "heart"...
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Male 503
with the lights off and maybe from the neck to the waist its possible.... personally give me bieber`s dad any day.
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Female 3,574
3 weeks lmao
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Male 537
DON`T LET HER GO HENRY!
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Male 363
He actually looks like that Gellieman guy from years ago who sang that song Aisha...scary I remember that...
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Male 577
Three weeks? This chick makes my relationships look long term. lol
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Male 3,076
[quote]She looks like Justin Bieber more than he does. [/quote]
SHE???? drat I though that the joke was that the black girl()-|) was a guy and the blue one was saying his boyfriend looks like justin. :-/
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Male 491
Look it`s sister/mom and brother/dad, dating three weeks and ready to start a family.
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Male 4,680
"In other news, the back of my ballsack looks like Jesus Christ."

Really? Mine looks like Henry Kissinger.
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Female 8,046
Leave them be- they make a lovely couple, very well matched indeed. I sincerely hope they make a go of it. Or some other poor sods will get `em.
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Male 4,004
The only difference I see is that the BF appears to have a penis.

But seriously, the look on his face says it all. "Crazy Bitch"
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Male 113
She looks like Justin Bieber more than he does.
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Male 4,290
Hahaha I just looked back through the rest of the comments after writing that and saw like 3 other people wrote almost exactly the same thing as me.

See? We`re all thinking it, Henry. Get out of there before it`s too late.
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Male 4,290
Run, Henry. Run while you still can.
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Female 3,001
"Just be aware those two could make babies."

well it has been 3 weeks, thats a long time
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Male 2,388
um no he doesnt
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Male 74
i-am-beiber.com
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Female 262
@octwilite, Wow, you really missed the point there. How can anything she wrote in that message make you think that she is overly confident? She`s beggin the boy not to leave her. And the first thing she says is that she`s `not thin`...
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Female 1,478
MisterG, thank you for adding a whole new dimension to my nightmares :`(
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Male 337
Total man-face syndrome going down...wouldn`t be so bad, but she`s drating creepy.
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Female 1,652
My left tit looks like Shia Labeouf.
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Male 244
well damn
TWINS

evil ones
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Male 2,506
Can we stop posting Beiber things?
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Male 12,138
In other news, the back of my ballsack looks like Jesus Christ.
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Male 25,416
wow, was he a body double for bieber
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Male 39,904
proof that love IS blind.
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Female 203
XD 3 weeks?!
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Male 1,598
@Holly69 Makes it sound like she`s the one who won`t let HIM go.
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Female 1,798
...smoochie-poo? ...dating for 3 weeks?

10 months later: "Henry, you ARE the father!"
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Male 462
striking resemblance.
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Male 236
Well you know what they say about 2 ugly people hooking up together and their children.
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Female 177
i was almost certain that she was selena gomez

wow
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Female 250
Frambuesas
Just what i was thinking! I cant stop laughing tho, "I need you", I can imagine her keeping him in a basement like a pet
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Female 1,148
OMGZ WHAT A CUTE COUPLE<3333
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Female 136
"we have been dating for three weeks. Don`t let me go Henry, I need you. *heart*"

...gigantic facepalm.
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Male 226
LMAO
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Female 212
He is my smoochie-poo....... o_______o
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Male 1,240
kim who? I`d say she`s more of the Jenna Haze persuasion, but that`s just me.
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Female 62
And She Looks JUST like kim kardashian ^-^
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Female 1,652
3 weeks? Geez, that`s a long time. Why aren`t they married yet?
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Female 188
Wow. What horrible self esteem she`s got going on there.
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Male 1,815
Blinded by love. For the wrong person
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Male 229
OMG Bieber finally cut his hair!
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Female 839
LOL
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Male 1,116
Run, henry. Run away and don`t look back.
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Male 255
wow, and she just looks like hannah montana.
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Male 11,739
No there`s a difference. One is a douchebag, one is an idiot. You figure out which is which.
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Female 290
Wow... that`s some resemblance...
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Female 452
@YugureKage: I think you`re reading too much into that comment.
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Female 2,026
3 weeks? obsessed much?
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Female 1,203
I feel bad for her boyfriend. She obviously only "needs" him in her life as a body for her Bieber hallucinations and fantasies. Also, she be a pedophile if she (30 odd years) is obsessed with a 16-year-old. Creepy loser is creepy. I also like that the FIRST thing she says is "I`m not skinny I know this" LMAO what the hell?
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Female 2,120
They could be twins.
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Female 798
ooh 3 whole weeks!? That`s love right thar!
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Male 2,441
Wow striking resemblances! Lucky gal......
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Male 633
Just be aware those two could make babies.
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Male 312
The "Sounds Legit" totally made that image.
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Male 705
Jill Bieber Obsessed.
She`s anout 30 odd years old.
Now that is just sad.
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Female 321
not seeing it...maybe it`s just me.
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Female 452
I love every sentence of that paragraph.
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Male 2,402
I think I`m going to puke my Big Mac I just ate.
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Male 2,056
i try to stay away from these people
no idea how he can stand it
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Male 1,625
Looks like the AISHA guy.
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Male 15,510
Love makes us blind
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Female 254
0.o
Whatever makes her happy.. I guess..
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Female 137
Omg he does!
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Male 695
Run away, Henry. Run the drat away.
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Male 2,551
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