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  1. Profile photo of Piroteknix
    Piroteknix Male 18-29
    337 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:21 pm
    Link: Excerpt From A 1960s Women`s Sex Ed. Book - Those were the days, friends...
  2. Profile photo of tuitsweet
    tuitsweet Female 30-39
    1 post
    January 24, 2011 at 4:29 pm
    HA
  3. Profile photo of spartanman
    spartanman Male 13-17
    198 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:30 pm
    Love it.
  4. Profile photo of Lblaxplaya20
    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
    422 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:31 pm
    Take that women`s rights.
  5. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    *facepalm* And that`s why men cheated so often- because their wives were at home, lying prone and silent on the bed while her hubby tried to hump on her. Hmm..
  6. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36219 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    every guy here is agreeing with this, even if they won`t admit it out loud.
  7. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
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    January 24, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    hahaha
  8. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    I remember our Home Ec. teacher brought in excerpts from old textbooks one day. It gave instructions on how to welcome your husband home from work, with tips such as "make sure the children are in bed or otherwise occupied so they do not bother him".
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    schecter5 Male 18-29
    406 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    Holy hell. That was the wisest thing I have ever read.
  10. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    Why can`t things be this easy?
  11. Profile photo of PapSett
    PapSett Female 50-59
    63 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:37 pm
    Unbelievable. Just unbelievable...
  12. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:39 pm
    Probably written by a guy
  13. Profile photo of GullCull
    GullCull Male 18-29
    143 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:39 pm
    And now they are acting like equals. What`s wrong with them?
  14. Profile photo of doug1963aaa
    doug1963aaa Male 40-49
    347 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    I`m wanting to bet that this is a good bit older than the 60`s.
  15. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    Feminism ruined everything!
  16. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    Wow... Thatrs very one sided. I guess we really have come a long way but is it really that important not to always rememeber the mans satisfaction is more inportant by the same standards as womens or is this a quicky every night???
  17. Profile photo of Beelzabob
    Beelzabob Male 40-49
    22 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    From the posts I would say that most, if not all of you poor boys haven`t been near vagina since you were pooped out of your poor enslaved mothers wretched hole. And Gerry 1 of 1, shame on you. You are that old and still think that is how "all guys think". No pussy for you Mr. handy.
  18. Profile photo of SubjectDelta
    SubjectDelta Female 13-17
    1 post
    January 24, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    This is blasphemy! How dare they right something like that? I mean to think they would have the indecency to write such garbage!


    What kind of real man drinks tea in the morning??? It should tell women to prepare his coffee. Black, like real men like it.
  19. Profile photo of Ivy_Maccay
    Ivy_Maccay Female 30-39
    34 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:51 pm
    Sure, but who has time for all of that in these crazy, post 9/11 times?
  20. Profile photo of CaraJ
    CaraJ Female 13-17
    6 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:51 pm
    I would rather be dead.

    Seriously.
  21. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    613 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:52 pm
    "And Gerry 1 of 1, shame on you. You are that old and still think that is how "all guys think". No pussy for you Mr. handy."

    Somehow, I don`t think Gerry`s going to be too distressed about that.
  22. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:53 pm
    It would be nice if I could just get the cup of coffee in the morning...
  23. Profile photo of gbrzeatetee
    gbrzeatetee Male 30-39
    174 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:54 pm
    Those were the golden days. Since then, chicks wanted to be a man`s equal, television is raising our kids and everything`s gone to poo. Coincidence?
  24. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:54 pm
    yea, it was only in the `90s when men learned of the true horror of woman behind the mask of make up.
  25. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    So men really do like it when your completely unresponsive and uncaring about sex, and would prefer if you don`t actually want it?
  26. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:59 pm
    Well go figure, I guess we all know why women stopped shaving their pits and wearing their bras during the 60s now!

    Seriously though this is not how my Grandma & Grandpa lived, so this crap ^^^ wasn`t true for everyone.
  27. Profile photo of zombieland
    zombieland Male 18-29
    418 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:59 pm
    ok if women actual behaved like this, the world would be so much better.
  28. Profile photo of octobers
    octobers Male 18-29
    40 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 5:02 pm
    This is taken out of context. It only applies to women that look like the lady in the picture.
  29. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 5:03 pm
    Gerry1of1 you`re gay...

    And not that being gay is a bad thing in general but... I highly doubt you can speak for "every guy here" especially when it comes to what they want from women. Ya know what I mean?
  30. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 5:04 pm
    "So men really do like it when your completely unresponsive and uncaring about sex, and would prefer if you don`t actually want it?"

    Yes please.
  31. Profile photo of mischief83
    mischief83 Male 18-29
    186 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 5:06 pm
    Probably a hoax as shown here. Couldn`t find it on Snopes, but, even though I am sure plenty of textbook publishers felt this was all true, my brain tells me this couldn`t possibly have been printed for girls to read in the 60`s. Oh, and every generation thinks every generation is going to hell in a handbasket. Get over yourselves already and deal with equality.
  32. Profile photo of lisalezah
    lisalezah Female 18-29
    255 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 5:08 pm
    Until you men MAN UP, I totally disagree with this text.
  33. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1794 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    ahhh the good old days....
  34. Profile photo of nerdinator
    nerdinator Female 18-29
    21 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    Well, duh! Enjoying sex is a sin! Unless you`re a man of course.
  35. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    January 24, 2011 at 5:12 pm
    the good ol days...

    although "don`t look like a man" should be included in the list, because apparently the girl in the picture didn`t know that...
  36. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 5:13 pm
    Who says rollers in a girls hair is unappealing. Gives a guy a sense of accomplishment if he can work them completely out through the course of a good romp.

    But this is from the UK and we all know how boring British sex is.
  37. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 5:15 pm
    I wrote that book.
  38. Profile photo of redser99
    redser99 Male 30-39
    114 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 5:17 pm
    Sheesh, this is from 60`s? Which century? You know, I`m a dude and find this rediculous. LOL
  39. Profile photo of oOFELIXOo
    oOFELIXOo Female 18-29
    177 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 5:20 pm
    Damn, porn on the internet would probably blow these dudes away
  40. Profile photo of raztaman
    raztaman Female 18-29
    10 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 5:30 pm
    Garrghhh my boyfriend tend to fall asleep before me most of the time to which I usually respond my pranking and/or kicking him in the balls. It`s fun to see his bewildered reaction.
  41. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 5:32 pm
    What I don`t understand is women want to be treated as equals, yet when at work you are asked to do a hard job, a dirty job, or any job that a man normally does, you quickly snap back with "No thank you, that`s a man`s job."
  42. Profile photo of slipwax
    slipwax Male 18-29
    168 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 5:34 pm
    I grew up during the wrong generation
  43. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 5:34 pm
    this is incredibly strange, though, i bet men were really happy in these days.
  44. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 5:39 pm
    Congress just became my euphemism for sex.
  45. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 5:50 pm
    @keith2

    yep, that definitely doesn`t sound made up
  46. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 5:56 pm
    back in the day when women where told what`s what...
  47. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 6:01 pm
    holy f*ck tarts. had i been alive then people would have stoned me for being a heathen crazy wench...
  48. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 6:03 pm
    Funny thing is I love being in the kitchen, anyway.
  49. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 6:04 pm
    As a dude that sounds like the unsexiest thing ever. I just don`t understand the old male dominated world.
  50. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 6:05 pm
    My boyfriend makes me breakfast almost every day. and he cleans the house while i`m at work. he is the most wonderful man a girl could ask for. all these guys on here are probably still living with their mothers.
  51. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 6:06 pm
    This reeks of trollery. Look at the photo. Does that look like the 1960s to you? The photo is a clue.

    It might possibly be genuine from the 1860s, but even then it would have only been a facade used in societies that were completely screwed up with regards to sex. Those were the days when chastity belts were invented to stop people masturbating and when they cut parts of boys penises off for the same reason.

    Of course, you still do the latter in the USA, but progress can`t happen everywhere at the same rate.

    My money is on this being entirely fake, either as a troll (I think that`s most likely because of the photo) or as feminist propaganda. If you want to push the idea that men want to oppress women utterly in every way all the time and the only thing stopping them is feminism, you must make up exactly that for the time before feminism became a dominant power.
  52. Profile photo of cxherry
    cxherry Female 18-29
    41 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 6:07 pm
    Well I know *I* love when my partner is unresponsive.

    There is no mention of sandwich making here... something seems wrong.
  53. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 6:08 pm
    "Probably written by a guy"

    Of course, all the women were in the kitchen.
  54. Profile photo of cheezer
    cheezer Male 18-29
    112 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 6:09 pm
    They say a womans work is never done...... thats probably why they get paid less.
  55. Profile photo of popsiclemyk
    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
    531 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 6:10 pm
    Heh heh
  56. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 6:11 pm
    Hahahaha! That was too much.

    I suspect this is fake, but I can`t be sure.
  57. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 6:12 pm
    As a dude that sounds like the unsexiest thing ever. I just don`t understand the old male dominated world.

    Don`t worry about it - most of what you hear about it wasn`t real at all, was only a part of the truth used to mislead or was only a pretence in the media, a weird idea of how things should be.

    Take money, for example. In my grandparent`s day, it was mostly men who worked for pay. So they had all the money, right? Not really, as the custom was to give it to women because generally women handled the family finances. It was to do with the home, so it was the woman`s domain. My grandad worked for 50 years and never opened his own wage packet - it went to his mother until he got married and his wife afterwards.

    There was a load of sexism back then, but it was nowhere near as simple and one-sided as it`s made out to be now.

    And people still liked sex. They just didn`t talk about it openly.
  58. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 6:21 pm
    It`s also worth noting that satire is nothing new. It wouldn`t be surprising if someone in the past wrote something like this as a satire of their own times, i.e. a highly exaggerated caricature of social mores of the time.
  59. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    I doubt that is real
  60. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36219 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 6:46 pm
    "Congress just became my euphemism for sex"

    sexual congress has always meant that.
    They named political `congress` after it because they just f*ck around
  61. Profile photo of blackcatseye
    blackcatseye Female 30-39
    685 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 6:47 pm
    Surely you mean 1860, not 1960.
  62. Profile photo of maniacalg
    maniacalg Male 40-49
    92 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 6:55 pm
    Fake or not, I`m sorry I missed it.
  63. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    "I doubt that is real"

    Probably because you weren`t around for the 60s. Long before women had equal rights and before beating your wife was a big deal. A lot has changed in a relatively short time span.
  64. Profile photo of ericka225
    ericka225 Female 18-29
    219 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    This some bull if i had to do all that id sooner live on the street than get married
  65. Profile photo of ericka225
    ericka225 Female 18-29
    219 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 7:07 pm
    O and keith2 dont refer to every woman when you say that because some women are lazy and act like that just like some men are but some are hardworking and dont mind getting dirty like some men as well. I never complain at any of my jobs and they are hard as F***
  66. Profile photo of ChromaGalaxy
    ChromaGalaxy Female 18-29
    22 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    If you think that this is fake, then you don`t know your cultural/social history at all! Your parents/grandparents were most likely conceived in an awkward and painful moment for your grandmother/great-grandmother. Sex was taboo back then, and only meant to be enjoyed by men. Read "The Awakening" by Kate Chopin and brush up on your feminist history.

    At Gerry1of1-haha I almost peed myself when I read your comment! Imma gonna use that!
  67. Profile photo of Pravda7
    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 7:13 pm
    Omg I`d shoot myself.
  68. Profile photo of jessly424
    jessly424 Female 13-17
    62 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 7:31 pm
    wow. im glad thats changed.
    haha how can that even be classified as sex ed
  69. Profile photo of shadowarrior
    shadowarrior Male 18-29
    226 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 7:36 pm
    Ah. What a perfect society it once was.
  70. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 7:41 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH! Congress. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
  71. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 7:42 pm
    Wow... just wow.
  72. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
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    January 24, 2011 at 7:47 pm
    Haha, what the heck? How servile were women in those days anyway? This is going too far, even as a guy.
  73. Profile photo of Jackdabomb
    Jackdabomb Male 13-17
    105 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 7:49 pm
    Sucks to be a woman.
  74. Profile photo of BadLama
    BadLama Male 18-29
    37 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 7:57 pm
    LMAO! Best Post!
  75. Profile photo of NightHack
    NightHack Male 18-29
    204 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 8:06 pm
    I`ve seen this before. It`s a bit of satire that circulated a few years back. Say it with me. Satire. It`s a goof. A funny goof, but a goof nonetheless. In other words it was never published in any book, ever. Just a bit of internet humor.
  76. Profile photo of RickDagless
    RickDagless Male 18-29
    59 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 8:08 pm
    i am jealous of my grandad, he had my nan on a chain! wow that was not the mental image i wanted...
  77. Profile photo of c0sm0aut
    c0sm0aut Female 18-29
    68 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 8:10 pm
    My Bitch must have read this book! :)
  78. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 8:17 pm
    I would say it was awesome to be a man back in those days, but then I see the picture of the woman and DAMN they were ugly!
  79. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 8:17 pm
    o the times have changed :(
  80. Profile photo of mclovin973
    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 8:23 pm
    Damn why did things change?! Goddamn you evolution
  81. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 8:25 pm
    i want to go to there
  82. Profile photo of avava9
    avava9 Female 40-49
    70 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 8:31 pm
    1860...
  83. Profile photo of Renaud-
    Renaud- Male 18-29
    423 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 8:39 pm
    Feminine hygiene in the 1960s = no leg shaving do you still want to live there?
  84. Profile photo of Afugy
    Afugy Male 30-39
    199 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 8:52 pm
    Wheres the part where she makes me a sandwich?
  85. Profile photo of Krowley
    Krowley Male 30-39
    695 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 8:57 pm
    "Congress, dear?"
    "Quite"
  86. Profile photo of Schr0dinger
    Schr0dinger Male 50-59
    359 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 9:04 pm
    NotTHATbored, "Gerry1of1 you`re gay... I highly doubt you can speak for "every guy here.""

    Um...Gerry is gay but Gerry is still very much a man. That is to say that after reading many hundreds of comments by him, Id venture a guess that Gerry is a power-top and has a strong IQ. (115-118 maybe? Am I right Gerry?) Oh and to those that crow how the IQ test is inaccurate; well, thats what people who score low say.

    This article is about WHAT THE MAN WANTS and how he is to be attended. So gay or not, Gerry is a MAN first.

    But props for knowing the difference between You’re and Your. (no sarcasm)
  87. Profile photo of Aeladil
    Aeladil Female 18-29
    518 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 9:20 pm
    You know, I read this and the other ones that crop up from time to time and while I do feel a slight annoyance (as a woman) at them, I have to then giggle. Why? Because in all them, it is so blatantly apparently that men of these time periods are so damned needy with such fragile egos that if we women didn`t cater to them, they`d break down and have giant hissy fits like the overgrown children they are.
  88. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 9:33 pm
    Mate, gone are the good ol` days.
  89. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 9:38 pm
    Ah the good old days, when women bathed once a year IF they were low-class and they literally braided their pubic hair. Besides, back in those days everyone pretended sex was evil and rarely practiced, but in reality there were orgies and whores everywhere you went.
  90. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 10:02 pm
    The perfect woman
  91. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
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    January 24, 2011 at 10:05 pm
    And after you`d freshened up and applied your night products a large gin and 2 valium were very acceptable!
  92. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 10:17 pm
    Look at the babe in that picture.
  93. Profile photo of Schr0dinger
    Schr0dinger Male 50-59
    359 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 10:18 pm
    Aeladil "it is so blatantly apparently that men of these time periods are so damned needy with such fragile egos that if we women didn`t cater to them, they`d break down and have giant hissy fits like the overgrown children they are."

    Well dear no. What would happen is that they would beat you savagely and no one would care so long as you didnt die. So you did as you were told and shut the hell up or else. Women were owned like a horse or dog. You did as the master wished or you got punished.
  94. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 10:18 pm
    It must have just killed CrakrJak and AuburnJunkie not to comment on this. Yeah guys....we know.
  95. Profile photo of DMoneys36
    DMoneys36 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 10:30 pm
    A dog, a woman, and a chestnut tree
    The better you beat `em the better they be

    haha jk, but thumbs to whoever can tell me what book this is from.
  96. Profile photo of turbopuppy
    turbopuppy Male 30-39
    158 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 10:47 pm
    Utter Nonsense!! I prefer coffee.
  97. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 10:51 pm
    HAHA The good old days |-(
  98. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 11:04 pm
    I so want to read the original book. Only a small moan, you say? Hubby would think something was wrong. And who wears clothing during "congress" in bed...
  99. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 11:16 pm
    How can we bring these times back?
  100. Profile photo of lingh0e
    lingh0e Male 30-39
    48 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 11:24 pm
    lol, when he reaches his moment of fulfillment
  101. Profile photo of roin_16
    roin_16 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 11:50 pm
    my guy is so not aloud to read this
  102. Profile photo of elbat
    elbat Female 18-29
    188 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 12:10 am
    that was interesting!but why would you want to have that? having sex with a quiet, cold, shy woman. seriously?well you propably mean the part that man pleasure is far more important than woman`s. But don`t you guys get always an orgasm?
  103. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 12:12 am
    Ok. I`m a pretty open-minded guy. I understand we all have different languages and accents. But if a girl ever asks me if I want to have "congress" in bed, I don`t care how good she looks. I`ll laugh in her face til I cry.
  104. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 1:37 am
    and you wonder why we spat the dummy.....?
  105. Profile photo of Firebee
    Firebee Female 18-29
    55 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 1:50 am
    I remember reading this, it was in the U.K version of Cosmopolitan a few months ago.
  106. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 1:52 am
    best quote ever: "..and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had."
  107. Profile photo of Silverflame
    Silverflame Male 18-29
    90 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 2:31 am
    interesting yeees, agree with most of it, especially with the facemask thing
  108. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 3:14 am
    Clearly a satire as others before me have stated. Still at least it`s funny. Another IAB win.
  109. Profile photo of koolnews
    koolnews Male 30-39
    44 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 3:15 am
    You could then do magic, like Christmas 1969: Extra Head For Wife
  110. Profile photo of xxFloydexx
    xxFloydexx Female 18-29
    47 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 3:40 am
    That sounds so drating terrible. I would go postal if I had to live like this.
  111. Profile photo of botfly
    botfly Male 50-59
    616 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 3:52 am
    This is rediculous. I would never drink tea in the morning.
  112. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 3:57 am
    honestly, i would shoot myself in the face in a world like that. and i am a man. it would be boring as... well, something seriously boring enough to end it all.


    but this was normal live up to not ever long ago.
  113. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 4:00 am
    "my guy is so not aloud to read this"

    maybe you should not be ALLOWED to type:P
  114. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 5:10 am
    gahh!!!! I HATE this artical SO SO much!!!!!

    But i have to admit, i adhere to most of its standards, I put on makeup if im trying to get him into bed... (take it off after he is asleep), i personally dont use curlers but i do straiten my hair.. not for him but its easier than in the morning.. (i have 2 kids!!),

    I do what i can to satisfy him :)... EVEn if it means me being left unforfilled! :( (sp).... I `fake it` when need be to get it `over and done with`.. LOL,

    And i have his alarm set (i.e... me or one of his kids... wake him up nicely at the appropriate time.)

    Grrr im now contemplating setting aside all of this.... to make him.... `pamper` me!!!
  115. Profile photo of perskmusk
    perskmusk Female 18-29
    1 post
    January 25, 2011 at 5:32 am
    to that i raise you this: men: then and now ...seems to me like a which came first scenario...discuss.
  116. Profile photo of TokioKoos
    TokioKoos Female 18-29
    412 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 5:39 am
    "When he reaches his moment of fulfilment, a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had."

    I wake up almost every night from my upstairs neighbours having sex, and what wakes me up is HER SCREAMING AND MOANING!
    Maybe I should print this article, highlight that sentence and put it in their mailbox.
  117. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 6:08 am
    most of the comments are from girls haha :P.

    hope you girls are taking notes! ;)
  118. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 7:13 am
    Thats just funny. Now do what I said woman. Lol.
  119. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 7:15 am
    Guys drink tea in the morning?
  120. Profile photo of muffalletta
    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 7:15 am
    you ladies should learn some respect
  121. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    881 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 7:29 am
    This is spot on.
  122. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1182 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 7:50 am
    this should be republished
  123. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 7:56 am
    Crazy to think that this was printed less than ten years before the Summer of Love...
  124. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 7:57 am
    I think it might be fake too... not to say that relationships weren`t (or are) like this.
    I am SO glad that girls of my generation were not encouraged to behave like this. But I do know some people in similar relationships. And if they`re happy, then I`m happy for them. To each their own, just keep it the f*ck away from my future daughters.
  125. Profile photo of rncotton
    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 8:05 am
    "a small moan" is sufficient? Just a small moan means I`m not doing it right ...
  126. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 8:09 am
    DixxyRarr, dont you mean keep that the f*ck away from your divorced daughters? that would be far more realistic
  127. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 8:09 am
    I think my boyfriend would leave me if I acted this way.
  128. Profile photo of Eristotle
    Eristotle Male 18-29
    101 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 8:34 am
    I am going to try suggesting Congress to more women
  129. Profile photo of tedweird
    tedweird Male 18-29
    298 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 8:59 am
    repost...
  130. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36219 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 9:16 am
    Why hasn`t anyone made the correlation of divorce rate going skyward just as women start competing with men.... isn`t it obvious?

    I recommend the following... not that I think many women would be smart enough to take the advice in the book.

  131. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 9:21 am
    A small moan? That`s a problem.
    Rest of it sounded pretty damn nice though.
  132. Profile photo of ericka225
    ericka225 Female 18-29
    219 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 9:38 am
    My mom was born in 1958 and she didn`t see any bull like this nor would she have stood for it. I know that there was a time like this but i think it was a little if not a lot farther back than the 60s then again i wasn`t there i didn`t know but had i have been id have shot myself or shot my husband one.
  133. Profile photo of rowanita
    rowanita Female 18-29
    15 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 10:32 am
    You men would have complained anyways, notice the mention of "husband" and not "partner" or "random"...
  134. Profile photo of austin1
    austin1 Male 30-39
    288 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 10:40 am
    The good `ol days
  135. Profile photo of Yadarfyn
    Yadarfyn Female 18-29
    191 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 10:48 am
    I`m calling bullpoo...
  136. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 11:22 am
    Couldn`t they have picked a more attractive woman to put in the picture
  137. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 11:34 am
    Nope, thats pretty much how it was "back in the day"
    Women were told there place and if they didnt like it, they got a damn good beating.
    You might laugh or think Im a d1ck but Im just telling you how it was (I wasnt around then, I just listened in history).
    Times have changed now and men get a good larruping from women on a regular basis
  138. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    Eh...I agree and disagree. While it is awesome to satisfy your husband and to try to look as good as possible for him (and yourself) being silent to what you want in and out of the bedroom is not a good thing. Plus a lot of men back then wanted their wives to be obedient and prudent baby makers while they got their jollies off with whores and sexually free women.
  139. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2510 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    WIN!!!
  140. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2510 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    The next time a girl tells me that she`s "old fashioned" and wants and "old fashioned guy" I`m going to show her this!
  141. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    @Gerry1of1 ha ha you`re really trying hard to troll the I-A-B ladies and get a reaction aren`t you? Twice now with the sexist remarks! Maybe because you`ll a little jealous that you might never get to be someone`s wife...? )-|
  142. Profile photo of oOFELIXOo
    oOFELIXOo Female 18-29
    177 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    If your mom was born in 58, she was little when this came out, so that`s kind of irrelevant.
  143. Profile photo of MurphyBed
    MurphyBed Female 18-29
    126 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    Seems to me like being silent in bed would be a bad thing. That, to me, would signal boredom. Not cool, early 60s, not cool.
  144. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 2:01 pm
    And no mention of women preparing sandwiches for his lunch the next day.
  145. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    OBEY.
  146. Profile photo of Kalon
    Kalon Male 13-17
    368 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    It started off with some good advice with the rollers and face cream but then took it way too far... But I can`t say I disagree. ;P
  147. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    "Congress just became my euphemism for sex"

    sexual congress has always meant that.
    They named political `congress` after it because they just f*ck around

    Best comment of the thread.
  148. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 4:51 pm
    Probably because you weren`t around for the 60s. Long before women had equal rights and before beating your wife was a big deal.

    Are you referring to the 1460s? Beating your wife was a big deal by the 1560s. For example, in one of Shakespeare`s plays a man hitting (not beating) his wife calls his sanity into question - other characters consider it so much of a big deal that they consider it evidence that he is mad.

    It`s been explicitly illegal for a husband to use any degree of force against his wife since the days of King Charles II (1630-1685) and even before then beating wasn`t legal. Some degree of force was allowed before then on the basis that he was criminally responsible for her actions, i.e. if a married woman committed a crime her husband was legally guilty of the crime instead of her.

    Reality was not as simple as feminist revisionism makes it out to be. It was a much more complicated mess of laws and norms.
  149. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    Oh and to those that crow how the IQ test is inaccurate; well, thats what people who score low say.

    I think you`re wrong. I score very highly on IQ tests. I`ve done a few over the years and usually score around 130. Which proves that I am very good at IQ tests and probably of somewhat above average intelligence. Nothing more than that. I say that IQ tests are not an accurate measure of intelligence.
  150. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 4:56 pm
    And who wears clothing during "congress" in bed...

    But...but...what about my crotchless Batman outfit?

    Only joking...or am I?
  151. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 5:00 pm
    that was interesting!but why would you want to have that?

    Who knows? The article is a fake. It was probably made as a satire some time ago or as a troll or propaganda more recently. It`s not about reality. It`s not what any significant number of men want or wanted in the past.

    well you propably mean the part that man pleasure is far more important than woman`s.

    Personally, I`ve found that they`re inextricably linked. If it`s only your own pleasure you`re interested in, masturbation is a far better option.

    But don`t you guys get always an orgasm?

    i) No.
    ii) Not all orgasms are equal.
    iii) There`s more pleasure to sex than just orgasm.
  152. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 5:05 pm
    Guys drink tea in the morning?

    In England, yes. Very often. There is even a specific style of tea called "English breakfast tea" (or just "breakfast tea" here in England, of course).

    Probably not as much now as in the past, but even as recently as my youth coffee was quite uncommon here. It was definitely tea with breakfast when I was younger.
  153. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 5:07 pm
    Crazy to think that this was printed less than ten years before the Summer of Love...

    It would be crazy if it was true, but it isn`t.

    This article is fake. It might have been an old satire, but there`s no evidence that it existed at all before the 1980s. It was not printed in any women`s magazine. It was not printed in any guidebook. It`s a fake.
  154. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 5:33 pm
    I do not believe that this is real.
  155. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    January 25, 2011 at 9:17 pm
    This has to be a joke...
  156. Profile photo of Schr0dinger
    Schr0dinger Male 50-59
    359 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 7:08 am
    "Which proves that I am very good at IQ tests and probably of somewhat above average intelligence."

    Soooo. You think that the score shows that you are above average intelligence but the score doesnt show anything...

    I see.

    Well, that clears that up. And makes me sure that you did quite well on all those IQ tests that were just piling up.
  157. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 7:39 am
    mmm sex and tea
  158. Profile photo of ericka225
    ericka225 Female 18-29
    219 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    um no its not because for one my grandma was not little at that time and my grandmother was not treated that way and neither was my mom was what i ment. I have asked my mom on a few occasions and she has not mentioned anything like that. Thank you :P
  159. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    "Which proves that I am very good at IQ tests and probably of somewhat above average intelligence."

    Soooo. You think that the score shows that you are above average intelligence but the score doesnt show anything...

    That reply shows that you didn`t understand.

    I did not at any time say that IQ tests don`t show anything.

    So your reply is wrong and pointless.

    If anyone cares, I`ll post again explaining in laborious detail exactly what my quite simple post meant. I won`t bother now because I doubt that anyone cares. Including me.

    If you read the other sentences in my post, you`ll probably understand it.
  160. Profile photo of littlebaggie
    littlebaggie Female 18-29
    71 posts
    January 26, 2011 at 10:24 pm
    happy its not the 60`s anymore
  161. Profile photo of SamanthaK187
    SamanthaK187 Female 18-29
    85 posts
    January 28, 2011 at 3:38 am
    The language I wish to use in response to this is NSFW. So I shall say...my man WILL satisfy me or NO ONE will be satisfied that night.
  162. Profile photo of PfulHouse
    PfulHouse Male 30-39
    371 posts
    January 28, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    Wow! Superfail.
  163. Profile photo of dielaughing
    dielaughing Female 13-17
    129 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 1:00 am
    If I meet any man/woman that tries to pull that sh*t I will slap the stupid of out them...or try to.

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