Drunkest Guy Ever? If Not, He`s Pretty Close

Submitted by: Concetra 6 years ago Funny

Guy at Love Fest had a few too many to drink. Shouldn"t be be dead? Or at least in a coma.
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Male 35
Us finns have had cases over .8, yeah, proved with blood tests, so some of us are hardcore. Not that it`s anything to be proud of.
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Male 511
There was a guy in Lithuania (Or Latvia/Finland/Russia) that got a .82 and survived.
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Male 698
So is he Undead?
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Female 98
You`re suppose to be dead was the only part that made me laugh.
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Male 955
lol holy poo
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Male 531
i wana party with that guy
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Male 1,347
Meh, I`ve blown higher than that and I hadn`t had a drink for at least 30 min.
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Male 239
"Damn... legally dead is .30 ~ .40"

I think you`ll find legally dead is measured by whether you`re alive or not, not by how much alcohol is in your body.
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Female 11
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Male 25
I was hospitalized for alcohol poisoning a few years ago, and they never told me what my BAC was, but they told me that my organs were going to start hemmoraging soon, and they had to give me a shot to stop it. I was still concious.
It is possible.

This Lady had a .708
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Male 759
"Damn... legally dead is .30 ~ .40 means his body is 40% booze. What a lush! "

Fail x10.

If he had drank a beer within a few minutes of blowing into the test it would show higher than it really is.
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Male 2,506
.4% guys, that means 0.004 < He is twice the coma level
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Male 2
- you`re supposed to be dead
- I`m Italian
LOL
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Female 588
.40 = .4 of 1%, for those who are confused. NOT 40% of his body.
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Male 25,416
ha ha ha
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Male 1,063
Damn... legally dead is .30 ~ .40 means his body is 40% booze. What a lush!
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Male 2,988
"His description of the branches of government was 100% correct though."

I was thinking the same thing.
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Male 4,004
Is he Tucker Max drunk though?
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Female 3,598
soo what... breathalysers aren`t usually accurate anyways...
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Male 907
His description of the branches of government was 100% correct though.
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Male 118
I wana get drunk with this guy cause he can hang like me :D
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Female 42
@Volsunga: That`s exactly how breathalyzers work. My father-in-law has worked in designing them for years-- if you`ve recently had a drink of alcohol, any residue will skew the test results. It`s the same reason people take a drink of booze after a drunk-driving related crash and then tell the officers it was to settle their nerves afterward-- it invalidates any results they`d get.
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Male 3,076
and a man smoking his pot is a drating criminal...
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Male 1,548
@DrSunday
...except that`s not how breathalyzers work.
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Male 133
that`s pretty simple. if he just drank something really alchoholic, the fumes will still be in his breath.
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Male 257
hahahaha .4 BAC
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Male 11,740
That is insane if the measurement was correct. I don`t think I`ve ever been that drunk, and I`ve had plenty of nights I don`t remember.
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Female 803
Getting to .40 for a seasoned drinker isn`t all that difficult. If he`s still conscious at that point I`m guessing he`s at the very least a binge drinker that`s used to massive amounts of booze in his system.
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Male 1,598
Breathalyzer must have messed up.
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Female 4,039
100 bucks he crapped his pants later that day.
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Male 1,548
@EntrE
The US measures BAC as grams/dL.
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Male 498
huh?!? how much is 0,4 in permill?
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Male 1,312
.4? Holy Crap, I consider myself a drinker but I would not want to get to that point. That dude is gonna have a rough hangover if he even survives.
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Male 3
@lee-schizo: Something to be proud of. Dumbass
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Male 2,376
ya i think i saw those breathalizers on sale for 4.99 and the bargain bin
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Female 296
@SilentFart ummm what ever country you live in im sure we can drink you underr the table.
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Male 6
I know someone who was .42 and had to go to the hospital and get his stomach pumped
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Male 535
1.5? that cannot be right. you americans are either really wimpy drinkers or have a different measuring system. these numbers i got here cannot be correct
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Male 535
0.4? I understands these people still measure in gallons, but still that doesn`t really sound like much. anybody here wanna convert it to permill/liter? ugh alright fine, i`ll just do it myself
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Male 1,249
">0.40 - unconsciousness, death"

Unless you have had lots of training! People have been tested at as high at .9 and still lived. .4 and up for a NON DRINKER would probably be death...
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Male 15,510
@Volsunga

Lmao he can behave pretty well still... for a dead man
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Male 1,021
He got all 3 branches of government correct...suck, suck, and suck!
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Male 1,548
according to wikipedia:
0.21-0.29 - Sever motor impairment, loss of consciousness, loss of memory
0.30-0.39 - Loss of bladder control, interrupted heart rate, inability to breathe, unconsciousness, death
>0.40 - unconsciousness, death

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Male 113
also he aint that drunk...he can talk and understand questions....3 bud lites id say...Americans CANT drink!
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Male 2,441
Haha So awesome, yet probably not a correct reading
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Male 113
LOL at u yanks...i love that thing you do "im Italian" maybe his great great grandfather was...lol at your fail
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Female 4,039
Those glasses look really good on him.
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Female 15
0.40% usually indicates onset of coma and death from respiratory arrest! Either that guy`s got an iron stomach or that was an incorrect reading. Sadly, I`d say the former. Go London!
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Male 15,510
Everybody drunk, even the camera man. He still can behave great for that level of drunkness
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Male 6,694
Well, ok then.
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Male 37,888
BEER GOGGLES are a WIN! ! !
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Male 2,050
Link: Drunkest Guy Ever? If Not, He`s Pretty Close [Rate Link] - Guy at Love Fest had a few too many to drink. Shouldn`t be be dead? Or at least in a coma.
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