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Date: 01/28/11 08:46 AM

52 Responses to Drunkest Guy Ever? If Not, He`s Pretty Close

  1. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 8:48 am
    Link: Drunkest Guy Ever? If Not, He`s Pretty Close - Guy at Love Fest had a few too many to drink. Shouldn`t be be dead? Or at least in a coma.
  2. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    January 28, 2011 at 8:55 am
    BEER GOGGLES are a WIN! ! !
  3. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    January 28, 2011 at 8:55 am
    Well, ok then.
  4. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 8:56 am
    Everybody drunk, even the camera man. He still can behave great for that level of drunkness
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    BatteryHuman Female 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 9:03 am
    0.40% usually indicates onset of coma and death from respiratory arrest! Either that guy`s got an iron stomach or that was an incorrect reading. Sadly, I`d say the former. Go London!
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    Oystah Female 40-49
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    January 28, 2011 at 9:06 am
    Those glasses look really good on him.
  7. Profile photo of SilentFart
    SilentFart Male 40-49
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    January 28, 2011 at 9:10 am
    LOL at u yanks...i love that thing you do "im Italian" maybe his great great grandfather was...lol at your fail
  8. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 9:11 am
    Haha So awesome, yet probably not a correct reading
  9. Profile photo of SilentFart
    SilentFart Male 40-49
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    January 28, 2011 at 9:12 am
    also he aint that drunk...he can talk and understand questions....3 bud lites id say...Americans CANT drink!
  10. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 9:20 am
    according to wikipedia:
    0.21-0.29 - Sever motor impairment, loss of consciousness, loss of memory
    0.30-0.39 - Loss of bladder control, interrupted heart rate, inability to breathe, unconsciousness, death
    >0.40 - unconsciousness, death

  11. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
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    January 28, 2011 at 9:22 am
    He got all 3 branches of government correct...suck, suck, and suck!
  12. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 9:23 am
    @Volsunga

    Lmao he can behave pretty well still... for a dead man
  13. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 9:40 am
    ">0.40 - unconsciousness, death"

    Unless you have had lots of training! People have been tested at as high at .9 and still lived. .4 and up for a NON DRINKER would probably be death...
  14. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
    535 posts
    January 28, 2011 at 9:42 am
    0.4? I understands these people still measure in gallons, but still that doesn`t really sound like much. anybody here wanna convert it to permill/liter? ugh alright fine, i`ll just do it myself
  15. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
    535 posts
    January 28, 2011 at 9:46 am
    1.5? that cannot be right. you americans are either really wimpy drinkers or have a different measuring system. these numbers i got here cannot be correct
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    firez600 Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 9:50 am
    I know someone who was .42 and had to go to the hospital and get his stomach pumped
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    lee-schizo Female 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 9:51 am
    @SilentFart ummm what ever country you live in im sure we can drink you underr the table.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 9:52 am
    ya i think i saw those breathalizers on sale for 4.99 and the bargain bin
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    packersfan83 Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 10:01 am
    @lee-schizo: Something to be proud of. Dumbass
  20. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 10:02 am
    .4? Holy Crap, I consider myself a drinker but I would not want to get to that point. That dude is gonna have a rough hangover if he even survives.
  21. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
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    January 28, 2011 at 10:02 am
    huh?!? how much is 0,4 in permill?
  22. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 10:07 am
    @EntrE
    The US measures BAC as grams/dL.
  23. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
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    January 28, 2011 at 10:20 am
    100 bucks he crapped his pants later that day.
  24. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 10:26 am
    Breathalyzer must have messed up.
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 10:35 am
    Getting to .40 for a seasoned drinker isn`t all that difficult. If he`s still conscious at that point I`m guessing he`s at the very least a binge drinker that`s used to massive amounts of booze in his system.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    January 28, 2011 at 10:36 am
    That is insane if the measurement was correct. I don`t think I`ve ever been that drunk, and I`ve had plenty of nights I don`t remember.
  27. Profile photo of Darkhumour
    Darkhumour Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 11:05 am
    hahahaha .4 BAC
  28. Profile photo of DrSunday
    DrSunday Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 11:19 am
    that`s pretty simple. if he just drank something really alchoholic, the fumes will still be in his breath.
  29. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 11:35 am
    @DrSunday
    ...except that`s not how breathalyzers work.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 11:48 am
    and a man smoking his pot is a drating criminal...
  31. Profile photo of Necromantrix
    Necromantrix Female 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    @Volsunga: That`s exactly how breathalyzers work. My father-in-law has worked in designing them for years-- if you`ve recently had a drink of alcohol, any residue will skew the test results. It`s the same reason people take a drink of booze after a drunk-driving related crash and then tell the officers it was to settle their nerves afterward-- it invalidates any results they`d get.
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    Zerj Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 1:03 pm
    I wana get drunk with this guy cause he can hang like me :D
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    bordo Male 50-59
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    January 28, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    His description of the branches of government was 100% correct though.
  34. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 2:17 pm
    soo what... breathalysers aren`t usually accurate anyways...
  35. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    Is he Tucker Max drunk though?
  36. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 5:52 pm
    "His description of the branches of government was 100% correct though."

    I was thinking the same thing.
  37. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 7:37 pm
    Damn... legally dead is .30 ~ .40 means his body is 40% booze. What a lush!
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    January 28, 2011 at 8:35 pm
    ha ha ha
  39. Profile photo of strangergoat
    strangergoat Female 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 9:57 pm
    .40 = .4 of 1%, for those who are confused. NOT 40% of his body.
  40. Profile photo of supergps
    supergps Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 10:34 pm
    - you`re supposed to be dead
    - I`m Italian
    LOL
  41. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
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    January 28, 2011 at 10:58 pm
    .4% guys, that means 0.004 < He is twice the coma level
  42. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
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    January 29, 2011 at 12:14 am
    "Damn... legally dead is .30 ~ .40 means his body is 40% booze. What a lush! "

    Fail x10.

    If he had drank a beer within a few minutes of blowing into the test it would show higher than it really is.
  43. Profile photo of revlcal
    revlcal Male 30-39
    25 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 1:51 am
    I was hospitalized for alcohol poisoning a few years ago, and they never told me what my BAC was, but they told me that my organs were going to start hemmoraging soon, and they had to give me a shot to stop it. I was still concious.
    It is possible.

    This Lady had a .708
  44. Profile photo of shreyag
    shreyag Female 18-29
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    January 29, 2011 at 4:38 am
    You can`t die?????


    You have never seen like this one?????
  45. Profile photo of Jammey
    Jammey Male 18-29
    239 posts
    January 29, 2011 at 4:46 am
    "Damn... legally dead is .30 ~ .40"

    I think you`ll find legally dead is measured by whether you`re alive or not, not by how much alcohol is in your body.
  46. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
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    January 29, 2011 at 10:57 am
    Meh, I`ve blown higher than that and I hadn`t had a drink for at least 30 min.
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    popsiclemyk Male 13-17
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    January 29, 2011 at 11:10 am
    i wana party with that guy
  48. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
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    January 29, 2011 at 1:20 pm
    lol holy poo
  49. Profile photo of nikki_noo
    nikki_noo Female 18-29
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    January 29, 2011 at 8:47 pm
    You`re suppose to be dead was the only part that made me laugh.
  50. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
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    January 29, 2011 at 9:36 pm
    So is he Undead?
  51. Profile photo of Trojan
    Trojan Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2011 at 7:39 pm
    There was a guy in Lithuania (Or Latvia/Finland/Russia) that got a .82 and survived.
  52. Profile photo of DuskLord
    DuskLord Male 18-29
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    February 2, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    Us finns have had cases over .8, yeah, proved with blood tests, so some of us are hardcore. Not that it`s anything to be proud of.

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