Dick Smith Lies About His New Cell Phone [Pic]

Submitted by: f0rk0 6 years ago in Funny

Screw you, Dick!
There are 39 comments:
Male 687
translation : its crap and that floats on water
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Male 6,694
Calling Sponge Bob.
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Female 251
ummm, no, we don`t call them flashlights, we call them torches.
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Female 259
He just doesn`t give a poo.
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Male 719
@ThaMC: You do realize that torch is what the Brits call a flashlight.
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Male 46
So Appearently this phone also come with FM radio and a BUILT IN TORCH???????

Goodbye Ear Hair
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Male 124
this guys dicks mythical
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Male 2,220
@zbd Shouldn`t that be...

Yes It`s true. This man has no dick/
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Male 198
I just keep thinking, "Dicksmith?" He does transgender surgeries...?
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Male 3,076
what a dick!
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Male 101
lol im high i didn`t scroll down fro like 4 minutes like "hehehe... dick smith"
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Male 24
The picture gets much better when you scroll down
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Male 1,067
I like that he`s referred to as a "Techxspert" despite his product being total bull.
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Male 11,739
There`s a deadly snake hiding under those rocks. If you get the phone out of the tank and live, it`s yours for free.
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Male 1,357
lmao, dick smith is a decent store though
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Male 2,402
Hey it`s my AT&T sales rep!
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Male 3,060
i`ve needed a locksmith before but never a dick smith. i hope, at least, not for a few more years.
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Male 255
of course he lies. he`s a dick
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Male 1,021
That`s not water, it`s vodka
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Female 101
well i mean maybe the left it in there too long? and in the fine print it only floats for so long? it got waterlogged or something from floating in there for days haha. or maybe its just a piece of crap
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Male 8,302
Par for the course with Dick Smith products... unfriendly staff, lack of electrical knowledge, higher prices than elsewhere, and advertising that just lies. This isn`t the first product to fail the `Utter BS` advertspeak test.

They call themselves `The Techxperts` - not long ago they were advertising a computer `with 500 gig of memory` ... but they meant hard drive of course. For so-called techxperts, that`s a pretty basic mistake.
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Male 2,388
I bet someone poured some antifreeze or something in there to lower the surface tension. would be a classic joke if it made the water less dense
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Female 117
@ruez umm... no?
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Male 1,523
@ruez

So everything in the store must be on the ceiling?
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Male 2,441
I need one of those for sure
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Male 593
dick... living up to his name
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Male 113
picture was taken upside down
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Male 222
They actually do float. A store employee water-logged the phone, took a pic, uploaded it to the internet, and is now demanding his share of the internet money.
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Male 336
or if you add enough salt.
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Male 749
I doesn`t sink if you freeze the water..............don`t know if that counts as `floating` though. :|
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Male 613
It`s true ..this man is a dick.
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Male 25,417
The Hyra has a point!
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Female 142
impressive
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Male 138
its running the submarine app
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Male 211
he didn`t say which bit of water it`d float on though
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Female 133
hmmmm
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Male 2,056
= )
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Male 93
There`s an app for that
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Female 482
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