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Date: 01/08/11 11:26 AM

39 Responses to Dick Smith Lies About His New Cell Phone [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of f0rk0
    f0rk0 Female 18-29
    482 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 11:27 am
    Link: Dick Smith Lies About His New Cell Phone - Screw you, Dick!
  2. Profile photo of jaykray
    jaykray Male 13-17
    93 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 11:33 am
    There`s an app for that
  3. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 11:33 am
    = )
  4. Profile photo of frEbAsnSuga
    frEbAsnSuga Female 18-29
    133 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 11:57 am
    hmmmm
  5. Profile photo of TheHyra
    TheHyra Male 13-17
    211 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    he didn`t say which bit of water it`d float on though
  6. Profile photo of Siolas
    Siolas Male 30-39
    138 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    its running the submarine app
  7. Profile photo of w31rd0
    w31rd0 Female 13-17
    142 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    impressive
  8. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    The Hyra has a point!
  9. Profile photo of zeebeedee
    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    It`s true ..this man is a dick.
  10. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    I doesn`t sink if you freeze the water..............don`t know if that counts as `floating` though. :|
  11. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    336 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    or if you add enough salt.
  12. Profile photo of Namikaze
    Namikaze Male 18-29
    222 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    They actually do float. A store employee water-logged the phone, took a pic, uploaded it to the internet, and is now demanding his share of the internet money.
  13. Profile photo of ruez
    ruez Male 18-29
    113 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    picture was taken upside down
  14. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    dick... living up to his name
  15. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 2:09 pm
    I need one of those for sure
  16. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    @ruez

    So everything in the store must be on the ceiling?
  17. Profile photo of mathgirl12
    mathgirl12 Female 13-17
    117 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    @ruez umm... no?
  18. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    I bet someone poured some antifreeze or something in there to lower the surface tension. would be a classic joke if it made the water less dense
  19. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 3:06 pm
    Par for the course with Dick Smith products... unfriendly staff, lack of electrical knowledge, higher prices than elsewhere, and advertising that just lies. This isn`t the first product to fail the `Utter BS` advertspeak test.

    They call themselves `The Techxperts` - not long ago they were advertising a computer `with 500 gig of memory` ... but they meant hard drive of course. For so-called techxperts, that`s a pretty basic mistake.
  20. Profile photo of sculptress
    sculptress Female 18-29
    101 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 4:04 pm
    well i mean maybe the left it in there too long? and in the fine print it only floats for so long? it got waterlogged or something from floating in there for days haha. or maybe its just a piece of crap
  21. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 4:53 pm
    That`s not water, it`s vodka
  22. Profile photo of Mailbox
    Mailbox Male 18-29
    255 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 5:15 pm
    of course he lies. he`s a dick
  23. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 6:45 pm
    i`ve needed a locksmith before but never a dick smith. i hope, at least, not for a few more years.
  24. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 6:46 pm
    Hey it`s my AT&T sales rep!
  25. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 8:05 pm
    lmao, dick smith is a decent store though
  26. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 8:40 pm
    There`s a deadly snake hiding under those rocks. If you get the phone out of the tank and live, it`s yours for free.
  27. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 4:24 am
    I like that he`s referred to as a "Techxspert" despite his product being total bull.
  28. Profile photo of Smokey86
    Smokey86 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 5:37 am
    The picture gets much better when you scroll down
  29. Profile photo of thecoolhair
    thecoolhair Male 30-39
    101 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 7:53 am
    lol im high i didn`t scroll down fro like 4 minutes like "hehehe... dick smith"
  30. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 8:52 am
    what a dick!
  31. Profile photo of psychoti
    psychoti Male 18-29
    198 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 9:01 am
    I just keep thinking, "Dicksmith?" He does transgender surgeries...?
  32. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    @zbd Shouldn`t that be...

    Yes It`s true. This man has no dick/
  33. Profile photo of Swuzler
    Swuzler Male 18-29
    124 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 2:12 am
    this guys dicks mythical
  34. Profile photo of ThaMC
    ThaMC Male 18-29
    46 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 10:15 am
    So Appearently this phone also come with FM radio and a BUILT IN TORCH???????

    Goodbye Ear Hair
  35. Profile photo of skine
    skine Male 18-29
    719 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 10:52 am
    @ThaMC: You do realize that torch is what the Brits call a flashlight.
  36. Profile photo of mollyscary
    mollyscary Female 13-17
    259 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 9:10 pm
    He just doesn`t give a poo.
  37. Profile photo of Boomsie
    Boomsie Female 18-29
    251 posts
    January 11, 2011 at 9:30 am
    ummm, no, we don`t call them flashlights, we call them torches.
  38. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    Calling Sponge Bob.
  39. Profile photo of skytz1337
    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    March 15, 2011 at 7:02 am
    translation : its crap and that floats on water

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