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Date: 01/01/11 08:58 AM

54 Responses to Creep`s Collection Of His Belly Button Lint [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Osprey39
    Osprey39 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 9:00 am
    Link: Creep`s Collection Of His Belly Button Lint - Where does one`s hobby stop being quirky and start becoming serial-killer like?
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    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 9:09 am
  3. Profile photo of mcfudge
    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 9:10 am
    It looks like someone put those yellow boxes there with Microsoft paint...
  4. Profile photo of DMonk
    DMonk Female 18-29
    71 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 9:17 am
    Why.... Does it change colors like that?
  5. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 9:17 am
    I call fake, why the sudden colour changes?
  6. Profile photo of nobody404
    nobody404 Male 13-17
    247 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 9:23 am
    The labels are fake, whatever`s in the jar is not.
  7. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 9:27 am
    It`s real. Apparently the same guy also collects beard clippings.
  8. Profile photo of MikeyNiv
    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 9:33 am
    its real, i remember seeing this in guiness world records a few years ago under `worlds largest collection of naval lint`
  9. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 9:34 am
    It changes color because it comes from the clothing he wears. Ergo, he wears one or two different colored shirts for a time, his navel fluff will alternate between those two colors. If he has only one color shirt for a period of time, his navel fluff stays one color.

    My theory.
  10. Profile photo of FairSpirit
    FairSpirit Female 30-39
    115 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 10:08 am
    Ewww, That`s just too gross for me. Needs a better hobby. LoL!
  11. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 10:22 am
    @GRadde, it`s a combination of your shirt and your underwear.

    @danthew, new shirts? Different coloured underwear? The sort of person who collects naval lint isn`t unlikely to be the same sort of person who has a wardrobe of same coloured shirts. Maybe they fancied a change?

    @I-A-B, collecting naval lint would only be serial-killer like if it wasn`t your own.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 10:36 am
    Before, people usually collected things like stamps, bills, coins. What ever happen with us??
  13. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 10:42 am
    is it really that weird to wear the same color clothes all the time?

    I wear a blue based shirt (green, different shades of blue, or grey) 90% of the time; its better than my shorts, I bought 20 pairs of the exact same shorts.
  14. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 11:08 am
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 11:22 am
    Ewww... Somebody must wear allot of cotton to have that much fluff!
  16. Profile photo of jsatan
    jsatan Male 18-29
    256 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 11:41 am
    That`s just lint from a tumble dryer.. lol.
  17. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    Hmmmm "art"
  18. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    @jsatan `Navel` means belly-button.

    @Fatninja01 if you don`t change your shirt for awhile, and in that time not bathe, I believe such amount would be believable.

    @IkeRay yes, that`s weird, get some variety in your life before you realize how depressed you are and off yourself because of it.
  19. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    Does this dude only have like 3 shirts?
  20. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    Those labels are... now I hesitate to say "shopped" because it looks more like a job from Paint. Suffice to say it`s computer generated.
  21. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    It changes color over time.
  22. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    looks like fruity pebbles.
  23. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 3:07 pm
    At least it`s labelled.
  24. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    "looks like fruity pebbles. "

    fu*k you for ruining fruity pebbles for me.
  25. Profile photo of Oshidutako
    Oshidutako Male 18-29
    272 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 3:41 pm
    I agree with DrProfessor; the labels look "shopped."
  26. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 4:27 pm
    My dad knew a guy that collected all his toenail clippings and put them in jars.
  27. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 4:40 pm
    i`ve never really got what belly button fluff actually is, and i don`t get why each jar is filled with different coloured fluff
  28. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 5:24 pm
    whoever it is wears alot of sweaters
  29. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 5:24 pm
    I`ve never had bellybutton fluff. I think men get it because they have more hair in that general area which traps the fluff and somehow transports it to your bellybutton. It`s a theory I`m working on.

    Also, I`ve met a person who collected cat whiskers. I asked him, with a sort of mixture of utter fascination and revulsion, whether he went around plucking whiskers off cats, and he replied that he only collected the ones that dropped naturally. He kept them in a box, wrapped in tissue.
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    Holly69 Female 18-29
    250 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 6:24 pm
    bootchy fliff
  31. Profile photo of Lblaxplaya20
    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
    422 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 6:45 pm
    Does he only wear one type of sweater per time period. I mean really, why is his belly button lint almost completely one color in each jar?
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 7:28 pm
    Barney! My pebbles!
  33. Profile photo of penguinazul
    penguinazul Female 18-29
    470 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 7:56 pm
    How DOES one acquire belly button lint? I`ve never had it, either.
  34. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 8:03 pm
    This is where navel lint comes from

  35. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 8:33 pm
    Best. Tat. Ever.
  36. Profile photo of KillerCactus
    KillerCactus Female 18-29
    138 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 8:45 pm

    Looks like he mixed it up a little in the third jar.
  37. Profile photo of SlimPickins
    SlimPickins Male 18-29
    120 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 8:51 pm
    yeah! raisins!
  38. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 10:03 pm
    The first jar took him just under 10 years to fill..depending on the date of the picture- the third one presumably could be up to almost 10 years itself.

    The 2nd one is only 6...what was going on for those 6 years to incur an excess of lint?.. o.O hmm..
  39. Profile photo of sylphies
    sylphies Female 18-29
    282 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 10:44 pm
    wtf kind of clothes does this guy wear to DO that?

    What the hell does his navel like MUNCH ON CLOTHES?
  40. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    January 1, 2011 at 11:22 pm
    The first jar was while he was in the army, halfway through the second jar he got out.

    BTW- to the ladies who are asking, belly button lint comes from your underwear, which is why ladies are not as apt to get it. Less cottony underwear, and less pubic hair (hopefully, unless you know it`s one of those kinda girls) to help it travel northward.
  41. Profile photo of Willsk84food
    Willsk84food Male 18-29
    50 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 1:10 am
    t-marley is wrong so ignore everything he just said. comes from your shirt, derp. thats why all the hair on your front torso aims toward your belly button.
  42. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 7:39 am
    Wills, that`s how you sell it buddy.

    But first, go look up Dr. Karl Kruselnicki`s (spelling is probably a little off, I tried...) research paper that he released in the early `00s.

    In it, he notes that contrary to his own hypothesis, most belly button fluff migrates up from the underwear, not down through the shirt.

    This would explain the monochromatic fuzz in the jars. It is more likely that you buy your underwear in packages of similar coloring and fit once you get the brand/style you like.

    This is also why women get it less. No happy trail leading up to the belly button (also, finer hair in general). Less fibrous materials for underwear. This is also why you get it as a younger kid, even though you don`t have chest hair.

    Since I`m such an expert in belly button fuzz, I should also note it is a novel source of fiber for paper making!
  43. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 8:35 am
  44. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 8:47 am
    I never understood how people got lint in the first place. Never have I ever had lint stuck on my body.
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    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 10:31 am
    Am I the only one who realizes that the labels are fake?
  46. Profile photo of lesmith11
    lesmith11 Female 18-29
    203 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    @lobotomy - That`s exactly what I was going to say!
  47. Profile photo of TypicalJerk
    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
    533 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    not as bad as this kid I met... He would save his hair, which was long, that collected at the drain and walls of his shower. He had three good balls of them. one almost baseball sized.
  48. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    January 2, 2011 at 6:55 pm

    People with "outies" don`t get lint, do they?"
  49. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 8:14 am
    All I can think of when I look at this is how much money someone would have to offer me to eat a piece of it. Everyone can be bought... I think it would be $500. Yeah. F it. I`d do it.
  50. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 8:29 am
    It`s weird that the years have different colors.
  51. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    January 3, 2011 at 11:01 pm
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 4, 2011 at 9:18 am
    Nasty. I bet it smells bad.
  53. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2011 at 11:38 am
  54. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 10:47 pm
    How does one get belly button lint? I`m not sure I`ve ever had it. Of course working outside shirtless for a good bit of the year may have something to do with it.

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