Creep`s Collection Of His Belly Button Lint [Pic]

Submitted by: Osprey39 6 years ago Weird

Where does one"s hobby stop being quirky and start becoming serial-killer like?
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Male 1,461
How does one get belly button lint? I`m not sure I`ve ever had it. Of course working outside shirtless for a good bit of the year may have something to do with it.
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Male 3,076
D: EEEEWWWWW
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Male 6,694
Nasty. I bet it smells bad.
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Female 2,927
*gag*
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Female 2,525
It`s weird that the years have different colors.
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Female 2,674
All I can think of when I look at this is how much money someone would have to offer me to eat a piece of it. Everyone can be bought... I think it would be $500. Yeah. F it. I`d do it.
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Male 795
@Lobotomy

People with "outies" don`t get lint, do they?"
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Male 533
not as bad as this kid I met... He would save his hair, which was long, that collected at the drain and walls of his shower. He had three good balls of them. one almost baseball sized.
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Female 203
@lobotomy - That`s exactly what I was going to say!
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Male 705
Am I the only one who realizes that the labels are fake?
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Male 495
I never understood how people got lint in the first place. Never have I ever had lint stuck on my body.
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Male 37,888
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Male 602
Wills, that`s how you sell it buddy.

But first, go look up Dr. Karl Kruselnicki`s (spelling is probably a little off, I tried...) research paper that he released in the early `00s.

In it, he notes that contrary to his own hypothesis, most belly button fluff migrates up from the underwear, not down through the shirt.

This would explain the monochromatic fuzz in the jars. It is more likely that you buy your underwear in packages of similar coloring and fit once you get the brand/style you like.

This is also why women get it less. No happy trail leading up to the belly button (also, finer hair in general). Less fibrous materials for underwear. This is also why you get it as a younger kid, even though you don`t have chest hair.

Since I`m such an expert in belly button fuzz, I should also note it is a novel source of fiber for paper making!
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Male 50
t-marley is wrong so ignore everything he just said. comes from your shirt, derp. thats why all the hair on your front torso aims toward your belly button.
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Male 602
The first jar was while he was in the army, halfway through the second jar he got out.

BTW- to the ladies who are asking, belly button lint comes from your underwear, which is why ladies are not as apt to get it. Less cottony underwear, and less pubic hair (hopefully, unless you know it`s one of those kinda girls) to help it travel northward.
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Female 282
wtf kind of clothes does this guy wear to DO that?

What the hell does his navel like MUNCH ON CLOTHES?
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Female 3,696
The first jar took him just under 10 years to fill..depending on the date of the picture- the third one presumably could be up to almost 10 years itself.

The 2nd one is only 6...what was going on for those 6 years to incur an excess of lint?.. o.O hmm..
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Male 120
yeah! raisins!
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Female 138
@Lblaxplaya20

Looks like he mixed it up a little in the third jar.
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Female 855
Gerry-
Best. Tat. Ever.
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Male 37,888
This is where navel lint comes from


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Female 470
How DOES one acquire belly button lint? I`ve never had it, either.
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Male 1,744
Barney! My pebbles!
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Male 422
Does he only wear one type of sweater per time period. I mean really, why is his belly button lint almost completely one color in each jar?
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Female 250
bootchy fliff
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Female 1,963
I`ve never had bellybutton fluff. I think men get it because they have more hair in that general area which traps the fluff and somehow transports it to your bellybutton. It`s a theory I`m working on.

Also, I`ve met a person who collected cat whiskers. I asked him, with a sort of mixture of utter fascination and revulsion, whether he went around plucking whiskers off cats, and he replied that he only collected the ones that dropped naturally. He kept them in a box, wrapped in tissue.
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Female 447
whoever it is wears alot of sweaters
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Female 839
i`ve never really got what belly button fluff actually is, and i don`t get why each jar is filled with different coloured fluff
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Male 1,107
My dad knew a guy that collected all his toenail clippings and put them in jars.
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Male 272
I agree with DrProfessor; the labels look "shopped."
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Male 4,793
"looks like fruity pebbles. "

fu*k you for ruining fruity pebbles for me.
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Male 5,413
At least it`s labelled.
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Male 3,061
looks like fruity pebbles.
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Male 1,081
It changes color over time.
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Male 3,894
Those labels are... now I hesitate to say "shopped" because it looks more like a job from Paint. Suffice to say it`s computer generated.
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Female 1,652
Does this dude only have like 3 shirts?
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Male 1,292
@jsatan `Navel` means belly-button.

@Fatninja01 if you don`t change your shirt for awhile, and in that time not bathe, I believe such amount would be believable.

@IkeRay yes, that`s weird, get some variety in your life before you realize how depressed you are and off yourself because of it.
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Male 1,108
Hmmmm "art"
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Male 256
That`s just lint from a tumble dryer.. lol.
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Male 25,416
Ewww... Somebody must wear allot of cotton to have that much fluff!
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Male 6,737
Fake.
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Male 2,703
is it really that weird to wear the same color clothes all the time?

I wear a blue based shirt (green, different shades of blue, or grey) 90% of the time; its better than my shorts, I bought 20 pairs of the exact same shorts.
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Male 15,510
Before, people usually collected things like stamps, bills, coins. What ever happen with us??
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Male 1,067
@GRadde, it`s a combination of your shirt and your underwear.

@danthew, new shirts? Different coloured underwear? The sort of person who collects naval lint isn`t unlikely to be the same sort of person who has a wardrobe of same coloured shirts. Maybe they fancied a change?

@I-A-B, collecting naval lint would only be serial-killer like if it wasn`t your own.
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Female 115
Ewww, That`s just too gross for me. Needs a better hobby. LoL!
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Male 2,553
It changes color because it comes from the clothing he wears. Ergo, he wears one or two different colored shirts for a time, his navel fluff will alternate between those two colors. If he has only one color shirt for a period of time, his navel fluff stays one color.

My theory.
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Male 697
its real, i remember seeing this in guiness world records a few years ago under `worlds largest collection of naval lint`
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Male 588
It`s real. Apparently the same guy also collects beard clippings.
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Male 245
The labels are fake, whatever`s in the jar is not.
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Male 2,121
I call fake, why the sudden colour changes?
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Female 71
Why.... Does it change colors like that?
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Male 537
It looks like someone put those yellow boxes there with Microsoft paint...
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Female 1,043
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Male 1,407
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