Craigslist Sale: 1 Used Mattress, Cheap [Pic]

Submitted by: hovalady411 6 years ago Funny

Nothing weird here, bro.
There are 56 comments:
Male 2,376
i can goto dratin sleep country, talk to my girl Christine Mcgee get a damn sealy sleeper for 100$!!!! is this guy on drugs? obviously, he needs 100 dolla get crack no doubt
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Male 15,510
"blood stains not from a murder"

That right there just make the whole thing more creepy and nasty
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Male 6,694
$100.00
Now thats a steal.
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Male 577
Whatever. Just double up the sheets. You ever look under the fitted sheet at a motel before?
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Female 21
That`s almost as good as going to the Salvation Army and seeing the whole rack of lingerie and panties.
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Male 531
that. is. nasty.
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Female 4,039
After reading these comments, I do believe I`d like to move to the Dominion and have super cool neighbors like Tommy Lee Jones and Willie Nelson. Oh, and gross mattress is gross.
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Female 38
"period stainss then? thats worse buddy.. wtf"

so you`re telling me..seriously telling me..that you`d rather have a person bleed to death on your bed than leave behind a menstrual stain? really? o.O

no id would not rather have perios stains on my mattrees poo stinks.. i was asking if they couldve been that instead of a murder...haha @PsychGreek... chilllllll it a joke :)
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Male 3,745
"so you`re telling me..seriously telling me..that you`d rather have a person bleed to death on your bed than leave behind a menstrual stain? really? o.O"

well...
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...yeah...
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Male 37,888
Was that over the top?

I can never tell...
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Male 716
Someone ban gerry
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Female 1,652
That mattress was probably taken from the trash in the Dominion. The area in the pic looks like the trahy area of downtown somewhere.
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Male 2,688
Gerry............



TMI....


Seriously.
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Male 1,222
I see Jesus in the stain!
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Male 474
Any blood on a mattress involves a weird situation
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Male 722
That stain looks like a dick.
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Female 1,798
"period stainss then? thats worse buddy.. wtf"

so you`re telling me..seriously telling me..that you`d rather have a person bleed to death on your bed than leave behind a menstrual stain? really? o.O
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Male 402
WOW! MY BEDS ON THE INTERNET!
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Male 37,888
What are you going on about? Like you guys never hemorrhaged out your ass in bed?

Hypocrites!
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Female 1,963
Yeah, it`s totally normal to bleed that amount. Nothing weird here at all.
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Female 282
Some girl must have had one hell of a flow.
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Female 38
period stainss then? thats worse buddy.. wtf
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Male 245
@Piepig

You don`t wanna know what was on the other side...
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Female 2,120
Sounds legit
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Male 1,523
You could`ve taken a picture of the other side ya know.
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Male 332
This is fake. I live in San Antonio, and the Dominion is where the Spurs/Willie Nelson/Eva Longoria live.
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Female 136
why do people keep matresses like that? D: though saying that the underside of my boyfriends bed made me sleep in the spare room away from him and his bed. :/
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Male 698
Actually it look like somebody got stabbed in the stomach despite the seller`s denial.
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Male 25,416
sweet!
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Female 98
omg, of course its in my city! whats odd is that the dominion community is rich! super rich people live there, the basketball stars, eva longoria parker, tommy lee jones etc etc
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Male 371
wonder what they named the baby
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Male 26
the stain looks like a huge dong.
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Male 2,868
The poster obviously does not understand the meaning of the phrase "gently used."
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Male 12,138
Damn, that`s nasty.
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Male 407
Lol soo where did the blood come from
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Male 476
Its chocolate pudding idiots!
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Male 359
Derp...



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Male 37,888
child birthin` makes a mess
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Male 2,988
$100? wow, thats a bold move.
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Female 584
Not from a murder huh? Riiiight...
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Male 10,845
That`s one serious period.
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Male 250
haha that is disgusting..is that period blood?? lol
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Male 17,512
They could`ve at least tried to steam clean it, Damn.
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Female 839
why did this person think somebody would want to buy it? saying that, somebody probably did, but i bet they knocked him down from $100
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Male 1,063
Devirginized my neighbors daughter, no biggy
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Male 315
There is only one creature that bleeds like that and lives.
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Male 11,740
Just a little S&M, nothing to see here.
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Male 1,451
My wife just has a heavy flow.
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Male 1,931
Blood stains are not from a murder or nothin weird like that.

I don`t know what confuses me more, what causes blood like that and can not be classified as "weird like a murder", or the horrible spelling.
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Male 35
I`d take it. Would make a great converstaion peice
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Male 965
"They`re from an ATTEMPTED murder. God, there`s a huge difference here, guy."
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Male 2,441
That looks well worth $100 too..
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Female 254
O_O
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Male 527
Gently used, as in gently beaten with a baseball bat. Then lightly touched with a sledgehammer.
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Female 494
Holy poo!
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Female 1,262
Link: Craigslist Sale: 1 Used Mattress, Cheap [Pic] [Rate Link] - Nothing weird here, bro.
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