Congratulations On Your Juggalo Wedding Cake [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago

So let"s get this straight: Juggalos can get married but the gays can"t? How much more fabulous are gay wedding?
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Male 705
@freddyferret

My particular favourite being just 3 words:
"Darwins biggest obstacle".

Also, JUGGALETTE, you say that ICP aren`t your favourite "band" (It`s arguable that they`re even that) but you name yourself after them.
You ain`t foolin no-one, mate.
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Female 999
Unfortunately you know they prolly have like 7 kids. Idiocracy, much?
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Female 235
Weddings! How do they f-cking work!?
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Female 614
lol linkrock.
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Female 1,380
@zefsofresh the method man incident was entirely different from the tila one where as only one idiot threw something...and that was some time last year and i haven`t heard anything else about it. I think they tried suing or something but I think they`re done with it...not sure though. Even if they do sue...suing ICP, it`s not their fault poo got thrown, it`s the people that threw the poo I know it was their show but they didn`t do anything wrong themselves, they even asked people not to throw anything and warned tila not to perform ahead of time allowing her to keep the money even if she doesn`t go on.
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Male 52
@JUGGALETTExO:For the sake of humanity, I hope your right...Now I just read that tila tequilia and Method man are suing ICP for that deal.
(F*#`n Lawsuits,How do they work?)
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Female 1,380
@zefsofresh I totally agree...I`m glad it was just a few people and not everyone...although a few people doing bad poo makes the whole group look bad. It was the minority of people throwing poo not the majority of the people in attendance.
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Male 52
@JUGGALETTExO: Throwing hundreds of rocks,feces and glass bottles at a female performer(even if it was Tila Tequilia) is not "letting loose". Its poor upbriging.
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Male 20
dratING WEDDINGS HOW DO THEY WORK
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Female 85
oh god dont let them breed.
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Female 1,380
@zefsofresh it`s once a year for like less than a week they`re just letting loose having fun...
@damienlike you`re acting like all Juggalos listen to absoutley nothing but psychopathic. I know tons of Juggalos (myself included) that ICP isn`t even their favorite band.
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Male 705
@JUGGALETTEx0

I suggest you realise that pretty much everyone with a musical taste hates the Insane Clown Posse.
Oh yeah, and their subliminal christians. The worst kind of all.
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Male 52
@JUGGALETTE: Ah,sorry,but this has nothing to do with judging juggalos by their musical tastes. Have you seen footage from "The Gathering" festival?! It`s because they act like a bunch of A holes.
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Female 1,380
Lol...it`s kind of funny how people will say horribile poo about others based soley on their musical taste. We`re not hurting so what`s the big deal? @lastjuggalo, come to connecticut, gays can marry here :)
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Male 11,740
@kannalilly - This is what Urban Dictionary lists as the #1 definition of a juggalo.

For the most part, an uneducated, pathetic excuse for a human being who listens to the group ICP who are bold enough to actually consider themselves musicians. People you see wearing "hatchet-man" accesories. They should not be allowed to reproduce, because that is too cruel to future generations. ICP isn`t rap, it isn`t metal, it isn`t rap/metal, and it isn`t horrorpop. There is only one way to properly categorize ICP; unnecessarily and unartfully offensive and obnoxious noise.

The other definitions are about the same, and they`re totally accurate.
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Female 5,222
XS
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Male 2,748
lmao, that`s crazy lol
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Female 1,380
@kannalilly you`re probably thinking of a gigolo.
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Male 25,416
Cool
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Female 635
I thought a Juggalo was someone fairly poor who spent time with the upper class in order to woo the opposite sex and marry into money. Or something along those lines. At least that`s what a juggalo was in the 30`s.
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Male 38
Juggalos = easily trolled

I once listened to ICP too, until I graduated Jr. High.
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Male 2,592
wow, it`s the same arguments, whining, and complaining EVERYTIME something Juggalo related gets posted. ICP is wayy to easy to make fun of. And it`s been done before. So at least come up with better comments now.
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Male 13
I admit it . It`s my secret shame . I used to listen to ICP . What can I say . I am a Pagan . Their concerts , the drugs , the booze , the since of family . You would be fighting a gut one minute and hugging him like a drunk b***h two songs later . The girls were amazing . It`s my shame , a rolling Pagan fest with all the works . Then those poser clowns found God ? GTFO . The gathering was as Pagan as Pagan gets and those dildos find God . I am ashamed I once called my self A Juggalo . I didn`t change , Shaggy 2 dumb and the other poser did .
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Male 9,306
Can I get some flame icing on my slice?
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Male 147
Steelgrid, so what your saying is that ICP is about a group of morons that make fun of the world for being morons, which inspires their music even though they suck as musicians to begin with?
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Male 52
OH NO! We can`t let these people procreate! Stop them before they breed more juggalos....
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Female 1,356
I think a gay juggalo wedding would be even more fabulous!
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Female 3,598
HAHA NICE. that`s pretty funny. i bet my boyfriend would want a weding cake like that. (he wouldn`t get it.)
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Female 212
Suddenly, for the first time in my life, I feel the need to walk down the aisle.

As a side note---> Gay Juggalo weddings still illegal. *Pout*

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Male 2,700
@Golkar

U must really be ignorant. They are not a failed gang. The inner city posse was another musical group. They dont NEED the repect of ignorant haters like yourself. They do just fine as a BAND....Shall I repeat that...A BAAAANNNDDD!!!!!

I dont think they have much musical talent, honestly. Ive called myself a Juggalo for 17 years and never considered them as a band with musical talent. They simply put words to a beatbox that usually makes fun of the current Pop Culture. Each album as different as the last. That is what keeps them popular. By harvesting the stupidity of humanity year after year, the world really writes the music that ICP performs.
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Male 391
@Steelgrid: ICP would maybe get a little more respect if they weren`t just a failed gang with some musical talent. =P
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Female 178
the cleaver is a nice touch.
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Male 311
And that`s just the wife`s slice...
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Male 37,914
if you can`t do the wedding seriously, I don`t hold out much hope for the marriage
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Male 2,700
As far as explaining the band.....First of all it is simply a BAND...that is it a BAAAAANNDD!!!! Its all a stage act. It makes them money, it sells out 99% of their shows. The music itself addresses juggaloes and preaches acceptance of all races, creeds, color, religions, sizes, mental instabilities and all. What creates the crowds is that everyone accepts everyone for who they are. For those not in the "In crowd", or too fat, ect ect this is a group of people that accepts them.

What is funny is that ICP creates the TRUE melting pot of America where everyone is accepted yet thos too ignorant to understand the true meaning of the music try to make themselves feel better by toossing out insults and vulgarities where they do not belong. Kinda like the majority of IAB members. Your ignorance is the type of hate that ICP actually tries to curb....

So there you have it, ICP theory 101. So for all you haters, enjoy your opinion as the Juggalos shatter your skull f
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Male 2,700
"aaroneffect- hell,im only 31... ICP came out when i was in high school..... yet,i`d appreciate it if someone explained it to me, and without using the word "like" 3-5 times per run-on sentence.

but hey,to each their own, right?"

First off ICP did NOT come out while you were in high school. That simply may have been when you first heard them. Wjen you were in High school that was the popular time of RiddleBox, which is where alot of Juggaloes got their start.

ICP got their start probably as you were leaving grade school. That was ICP as the Insane Clown Posse. This isnt even counting the basement clown days of the Inner City Posse.
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Male 2,988
Kill it with fire
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Male 15,510
I give them a year max.
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Female 2,674
McGovern1981: HAHA :) So true... wood-paneling? Check. Off brand soda? Check. Plastic tablecloth? Check.
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Male 384
aaroneffect- hell,im only 31... ICP came out when i was in high school..... yet,i`d appreciate it if someone explained it to me, and without using the word "like" 3-5 times per run-on sentence.

but hey,to each their own, right?
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Male 296
That cake is a f*cking miracle
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Male 14,330
vv That`s all the food stamps would pay for.
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Male 238
There isn`t much cake there.
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Male 5,413
I don`t get it...
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Male 35
How do you explain this to the older people that are there.
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Female 678
Who cares if their juggalos....they have cake and faygo. mmmmmm
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Male 6,694
Silly clowns.
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Female 323
jinzxiejae Juggalos are followers of ICP, some kind of white rap group who paint their faces to look like yea! hardcorex clowns. At least I think. Either way, very lame..
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Female 322
There is Faygo too lol. The official drink of ICP
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Female 1,148
I have no words.
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Male 5,194
Yeesh.
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Female 2,927
okay what is a juggalo? ive been hearing and seeing them for ever but i never understood what they are or about.
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Female 718
I`m hungry enough to not give a crap what it looks like and ponder on the filling... any guesses what it is?
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Male 136
"Wedding cakes... how do they work? (Sorry I had to)"

its ok, we were all thinking it
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Male 1,107
*pukes*
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Male 3,057
I`m sure the parents on both sides were very proud.
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Female 525
I`m confused. Does someone think this cake is fabulous and not the eyesore that it is? Not sure what gays having a fabulous wedding has to do with it really.
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Male 773
@betterbob

Fortunately though, us juggalos do have enough education to spell ramen.
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Male 2,690
So stupid. I was just gonna say GAYYYY until I actually read the post and saw fancy said something about gay people getting married...but i`m fine with that. The thing is...gay guys would say, `Okay even I think that is too gay.`
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Male 2,388
this is brilliant cake but theres no room let for the main course
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Male 1,249
Wedding cakes... how do they work? (Sorry I had to)
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Male 168
Unfortunately, neither have a job. The honeymoon will be in his mom`s basement, where they will sip Faygo, and eat romen noodles.
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Female 3,727
I did like "red" pop!
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Male 1,455
"Faygo"? Really?
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Male 4,393
somebody from ICP just got married??
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Female 3,727
OMG...not Faygo, I remember that stuff! It`ll kill you.
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Male 552
lamest cake I`ve ever seen
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Male 407
Its actually pretty cool
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Female 1,112
This is disturbing. Are Juggalos even allowed to exist since ICP`s BS Christian revelation?
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Male 19,888
Link: Congratulations On Your Juggalo Wedding Cake [Pic] [Rate Link] - So let`s get this straight: Juggalos can get married but the gays can`t? How much more fabulous are gay wedding?
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