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Date: 01/19/11 10:14 AM

70 Responses to Congratulations On Your Juggalo Wedding Cake [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 10:16 am
    Link: Congratulations On Your Juggalo Wedding Cake - So let`s get this straight: Juggalos can get married but the gays can`t? How much more fabulous are gay wedding?
  2. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 10:20 am
    This is disturbing. Are Juggalos even allowed to exist since ICP`s BS Christian revelation?
  3. Profile photo of mclovin973
    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 10:21 am
    Its actually pretty cool
  4. Profile photo of Zombiemike
    Zombiemike Male 18-29
    552 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 10:21 am
    lamest cake I`ve ever seen
  5. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 10:22 am
    OMG...not Faygo, I remember that stuff! It`ll kill you.
  6. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 10:24 am
    somebody from ICP just got married??
  7. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 10:25 am
    "Faygo"? Really?
  8. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 10:27 am
    I did like "red" pop!
  9. Profile photo of BetterBob
    BetterBob Male 18-29
    168 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 10:30 am
    Unfortunately, neither have a job. The honeymoon will be in his mom`s basement, where they will sip Faygo, and eat romen noodles.
  10. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 10:33 am
    Wedding cakes... how do they work? (Sorry I had to)
  11. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 10:40 am
    this is brilliant cake but theres no room let for the main course
  12. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 10:40 am
    So stupid. I was just gonna say GAYYYY until I actually read the post and saw fancy said something about gay people getting married...but i`m fine with that. The thing is...gay guys would say, `Okay even I think that is too gay.`
  13. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 10:53 am
    @betterbob

    Fortunately though, us juggalos do have enough education to spell ramen.
  14. Profile photo of 0Sigma0
    0Sigma0 Female 30-39
    525 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 11:18 am
    I`m confused. Does someone think this cake is fabulous and not the eyesore that it is? Not sure what gays having a fabulous wedding has to do with it really.
  15. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 11:21 am
    I`m sure the parents on both sides were very proud.
  16. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 11:22 am
    *pukes*
  17. Profile photo of billzone
    billzone Male 18-29
    136 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 11:27 am
    "Wedding cakes... how do they work? (Sorry I had to)"

    its ok, we were all thinking it
  18. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 11:30 am
    I`m hungry enough to not give a crap what it looks like and ponder on the filling... any guesses what it is?
  19. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 11:38 am
    okay what is a juggalo? ive been hearing and seeing them for ever but i never understood what they are or about.
  20. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 11:44 am
    Yeesh.
  21. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 11:46 am
    I have no words.
  22. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 11:55 am
    There is Faygo too lol. The official drink of ICP
  23. Profile photo of softpuppy
    softpuppy Female 18-29
    323 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 11:56 am
    jinzxiejae Juggalos are followers of ICP, some kind of white rap group who paint their faces to look like yea! hardcorex clowns. At least I think. Either way, very lame..
  24. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    678 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 11:57 am
    Who cares if their juggalos....they have cake and faygo. mmmmmm
  25. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 11:57 am
    Silly clowns.
  26. Profile photo of aaroneffect
    aaroneffect Male 18-29
    35 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    How do you explain this to the older people that are there.
  27. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    I don`t get it...
  28. Profile photo of jde824
    jde824 Male 18-29
    238 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    There isn`t much cake there.
  29. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    vv That`s all the food stamps would pay for.
  30. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    That cake is a f*cking miracle
  31. Profile photo of screwzlooose
    screwzlooose Male 30-39
    385 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    aaroneffect- hell,im only 31... ICP came out when i was in high school..... yet,i`d appreciate it if someone explained it to me, and without using the word "like" 3-5 times per run-on sentence.

    but hey,to each their own, right?
  32. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    McGovern1981: HAHA :) So true... wood-paneling? Check. Off brand soda? Check. Plastic tablecloth? Check.
  33. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 1:18 pm
    I give them a year max.
  34. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    Kill it with fire
  35. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    "aaroneffect- hell,im only 31... ICP came out when i was in high school..... yet,i`d appreciate it if someone explained it to me, and without using the word "like" 3-5 times per run-on sentence.

    but hey,to each their own, right?"

    First off ICP did NOT come out while you were in high school. That simply may have been when you first heard them. Wjen you were in High school that was the popular time of RiddleBox, which is where alot of Juggaloes got their start.

    ICP got their start probably as you were leaving grade school. That was ICP as the Insane Clown Posse. This isnt even counting the basement clown days of the Inner City Posse.
  36. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 1:32 pm
    As far as explaining the band.....First of all it is simply a BAND...that is it a BAAAAANNDD!!!! Its all a stage act. It makes them money, it sells out 99% of their shows. The music itself addresses juggaloes and preaches acceptance of all races, creeds, color, religions, sizes, mental instabilities and all. What creates the crowds is that everyone accepts everyone for who they are. For those not in the "In crowd", or too fat, ect ect this is a group of people that accepts them.

    What is funny is that ICP creates the TRUE melting pot of America where everyone is accepted yet thos too ignorant to understand the true meaning of the music try to make themselves feel better by toossing out insults and vulgarities where they do not belong. Kinda like the majority of IAB members. Your ignorance is the type of hate that ICP actually tries to curb....

    So there you have it, ICP theory 101. So for all you haters, enjoy your opinion as the Juggalos shatter your skull f
  37. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36672 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    if you can`t do the wedding seriously, I don`t hold out much hope for the marriage
  38. Profile photo of HumboldtPie
    HumboldtPie Male 18-29
    311 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    And that`s just the wife`s slice...
  39. Profile photo of dblond369
    dblond369 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    the cleaver is a nice touch.
  40. Profile photo of Golkar
    Golkar Male 18-29
    391 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 2:09 pm
    @Steelgrid: ICP would maybe get a little more respect if they weren`t just a failed gang with some musical talent. =P
  41. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 2:42 pm
    @Golkar

    U must really be ignorant. They are not a failed gang. The inner city posse was another musical group. They dont NEED the repect of ignorant haters like yourself. They do just fine as a BAND....Shall I repeat that...A BAAAANNNDDD!!!!!

    I dont think they have much musical talent, honestly. Ive called myself a Juggalo for 17 years and never considered them as a band with musical talent. They simply put words to a beatbox that usually makes fun of the current Pop Culture. Each album as different as the last. That is what keeps them popular. By harvesting the stupidity of humanity year after year, the world really writes the music that ICP performs.
  42. Profile photo of LastJuggalo
    LastJuggalo Female 18-29
    212 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 2:50 pm
    Suddenly, for the first time in my life, I feel the need to walk down the aisle.

    As a side note---> Gay Juggalo weddings still illegal. *Pout*

  43. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    HAHA NICE. that`s pretty funny. i bet my boyfriend would want a weding cake like that. (he wouldn`t get it.)
  44. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    I think a gay juggalo wedding would be even more fabulous!
  45. Profile photo of ZefSoFresh
    ZefSoFresh Male 18-29
    52 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 5:22 pm
    OH NO! We can`t let these people procreate! Stop them before they breed more juggalos....
  46. Profile photo of Animecha
    Animecha Male 18-29
    147 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 5:34 pm
    Steelgrid, so what your saying is that ICP is about a group of morons that make fun of the world for being morons, which inspires their music even though they suck as musicians to begin with?
  47. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 6:00 pm
    Can I get some flame icing on my slice?
  48. Profile photo of VargusMalfoy
    VargusMalfoy Male 40-49
    13 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 7:34 pm
    I admit it . It`s my secret shame . I used to listen to ICP . What can I say . I am a Pagan . Their concerts , the drugs , the booze , the since of family . You would be fighting a gut one minute and hugging him like a drunk b***h two songs later . The girls were amazing . It`s my shame , a rolling Pagan fest with all the works . Then those poser clowns found God ? GTFO . The gathering was as Pagan as Pagan gets and those dildos find God . I am ashamed I once called my self A Juggalo . I didn`t change , Shaggy 2 dumb and the other poser did .
  49. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 7:49 pm
    wow, it`s the same arguments, whining, and complaining EVERYTIME something Juggalo related gets posted. ICP is wayy to easy to make fun of. And it`s been done before. So at least come up with better comments now.
  50. Profile photo of SaltyNuggets
    SaltyNuggets Male 18-29
    38 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 8:20 pm
    Juggalos = easily trolled

    I once listened to ICP too, until I graduated Jr. High.
  51. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 8:24 pm
    I thought a Juggalo was someone fairly poor who spent time with the upper class in order to woo the opposite sex and marry into money. Or something along those lines. At least that`s what a juggalo was in the 30`s.
  52. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 9:08 pm
    Cool
  53. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    January 19, 2011 at 10:22 pm
    @kannalilly you`re probably thinking of a gigolo.
  54. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 2:15 am
    lmao, that`s crazy lol
  55. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 5:02 am
    XS
  56. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 9:31 am
    @kannalilly - This is what Urban Dictionary lists as the #1 definition of a juggalo.

    For the most part, an uneducated, pathetic excuse for a human being who listens to the group ICP who are bold enough to actually consider themselves musicians. People you see wearing "hatchet-man" accesories. They should not be allowed to reproduce, because that is too cruel to future generations. ICP isn`t rap, it isn`t metal, it isn`t rap/metal, and it isn`t horrorpop. There is only one way to properly categorize ICP; unnecessarily and unartfully offensive and obnoxious noise.

    The other definitions are about the same, and they`re totally accurate.
  57. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 9:50 am
    Lol...it`s kind of funny how people will say horribile poo about others based soley on their musical taste. We`re not hurting so what`s the big deal? @lastjuggalo, come to connecticut, gays can marry here :)
  58. Profile photo of ZefSoFresh
    ZefSoFresh Male 18-29
    52 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    @JUGGALETTE: Ah,sorry,but this has nothing to do with judging juggalos by their musical tastes. Have you seen footage from "The Gathering" festival?! It`s because they act like a bunch of A holes.
  59. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    @JUGGALETTEx0

    I suggest you realise that pretty much everyone with a musical taste hates the Insane Clown Posse.
    Oh yeah, and their subliminal christians. The worst kind of all.
  60. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    @zefsofresh it`s once a year for like less than a week they`re just letting loose having fun...
    @damienlike you`re acting like all Juggalos listen to absoutley nothing but psychopathic. I know tons of Juggalos (myself included) that ICP isn`t even their favorite band.
  61. Profile photo of thedvlsangel
    thedvlsangel Female 18-29
    85 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 5:14 pm
    oh god dont let them breed.
  62. Profile photo of linkrock5
    linkrock5 Male 13-17
    20 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 6:12 pm
    dratING WEDDINGS HOW DO THEY WORK
  63. Profile photo of ZefSoFresh
    ZefSoFresh Male 18-29
    52 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 8:21 pm
    @JUGGALETTExO: Throwing hundreds of rocks,feces and glass bottles at a female performer(even if it was Tila Tequilia) is not "letting loose". Its poor upbriging.
  64. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    January 20, 2011 at 10:24 pm
    @zefsofresh I totally agree...I`m glad it was just a few people and not everyone...although a few people doing bad poo makes the whole group look bad. It was the minority of people throwing poo not the majority of the people in attendance.
  65. Profile photo of ZefSoFresh
    ZefSoFresh Male 18-29
    52 posts
    January 21, 2011 at 5:59 am
    @JUGGALETTExO:For the sake of humanity, I hope your right...Now I just read that tila tequilia and Method man are suing ICP for that deal.
    (F*#`n Lawsuits,How do they work?)
  66. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    January 21, 2011 at 9:36 am
    @zefsofresh the method man incident was entirely different from the tila one where as only one idiot threw something...and that was some time last year and i haven`t heard anything else about it. I think they tried suing or something but I think they`re done with it...not sure though. Even if they do sue...suing ICP, it`s not their fault poo got thrown, it`s the people that threw the poo I know it was their show but they didn`t do anything wrong themselves, they even asked people not to throw anything and warned tila not to perform ahead of time allowing her to keep the money even if she doesn`t go on.
  67. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    January 21, 2011 at 5:37 pm
    lol linkrock.
  68. Profile photo of panda_chaos
    panda_chaos Female 18-29
    235 posts
    January 22, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    Weddings! How do they f-cking work!?
  69. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    January 23, 2011 at 12:40 am
    Unfortunately you know they prolly have like 7 kids. Idiocracy, much?
  70. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    January 23, 2011 at 8:12 am
    @freddyferret

    My particular favourite being just 3 words:
    "Darwins biggest obstacle".

    Also, JUGGALETTE, you say that ICP aren`t your favourite "band" (It`s arguable that they`re even that) but you name yourself after them.
    You ain`t foolin no-one, mate.

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