Confessions of a Disney Employee

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

About 10 minutes long, but worth every minute of it. I was a lifeguard at Raging Waters in San Dimas, and it was similar
There are 57 comments:
Female 5,222
hilarious. offically love this guy lol
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Female 307
hero.
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Male 503
we apologize that both the cartoonist and narrator are both dead.
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Male 686
9.40 My kids might be obeast..... lol
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Female 3,001
well now im hungry
this guy is awesome
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Female 400
Pretty funny.
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Female 129
This guy is freaking amazing
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Male 57
This man is...... my hero :-O
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Female 125
My mom works at Disney and she absolutely hates it. I go like every weekend. It drives her insane haha
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Male 12
That guy is actually a professional gamer, he was in season 2 of the Ultimate Gamer reality show.
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Female 2,927
this guy is my hero
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Male 997
Anyone else thinks this is smart advertising campaign. If you rent out a Disney park you get awesome food....
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Male 498
i wanna be this guys best friend
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Male 3,076
[quote]plea for people to help him commit fraud so he can continue stealing?[/quote]
@TR-Wolf it`s not stealing if they intended the food to be free :-P
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Female 112
That was drating great. :D
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Male 3,061
that. was. awesome! the best part was at the end giving out his accounts and you can see the 8:30 magnet on his fridge.
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Female 1,784
the drawings were super cute lol
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Female 7,838
That was very funny- a whole cartoon just to find out if he can get free food!!! LOL!!
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Male 6,694
To long for me. Im not that bored.
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Male 2,737
Funny or not, that guy rocks.
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Male 89
i thought it was funny
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Male 2,551
TR-Wolf - I only know about the french disney land, as we were staying with someone who worked there, and they said the same thing - the managers and employers and things were pretty much dicks, so this is probably justified.
That and nobody likes working - everyone likes it when the employee does something huge and gets away with it. :P
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Male 147
When it said "disney employee" i was thinking in the actual entertainment industry, not one of their stupid parks. Im pretty sure working at almost any amusement park as a low level employee sucks ass.
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Female 298
that kind of sucked.
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Male 25,416
thats it, thats not funny!
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Male 1,226
"Not as interesting as I thought it`d be. Basically he didn`t like doing his job, so didn`t bother doing it properly, so started stealing from his employers, and then makes a plea for people to help him commit fraud so he can continue stealing?"

Haha, yeah, and he was *totally* being serious about that.
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Female 3,696
.............hawt =D
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Male 256
He sounds like Dane Cook.
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Female 1,380
He`s cuteee...and lol @ the stolen indiana jones magnet at the end.
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Male 359
"OK...thats how Im going out!"
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Male 1,256
Hahaha sooo good! This guy`s a champ!
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Male 411
Great video, highly entertaining.
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Male 207
I worked at Universal Studios. Same crap. Pretty much you have to quit after a year or they steal your soul.
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Female 158
LOL at the end on his fridge he has an 8:30 magnet XDDDD
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Male 591
Meh. I know about a half dozen people who worked at Disneyland in the 1970s and 1980s. They have some absolutely insane but true stories about stuff that happened there, including costumed characters ingesting major hallucinogens at the start of their work days, and sexual hijinks on Tom Sawyer`s Island before the island was remodeled to prevent that kind of thing from happening.
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Male 7,585
we`ve all had jobs we hated, he just happened to get his payday. this guy is my new hero.
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Male 1,557
Not as interesting as I thought it`d be. Basically he didn`t like doing his job, so didn`t bother doing it properly, so started stealing from his employers, and then makes a plea for people to help him commit fraud so he can continue stealing?

Douche.
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Male 450
im at disney as i type after being at a pizza dance pool party and it was awsome
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Female 470
He`s hawtte. ;)
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Female 188
Well, now I want to work at Disney...
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Female 16
TOO MUCH DEAD SPACE
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Male 3,314
Question: How long until we hear that Disney is pressing charges?
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Male 2,988
Damn, I`m hungry now....
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Male 5,194
He wants to bypass security... to get back in during a big private party... because of a buffet?

Sounds really fake and wrong. If he was white, I would be worried he`s another Jared Loughner.
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Male 51
why didn`t he just get a job in the food service at disney?
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Male 15,510
Holy cow the guy even got a Myspace AND a Tumbler? what theeee
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Male 1,625
I worked at CA Adventure for a year. On the rides. It blew.
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Male 294
Yo dude, i`m related to a person that has a friend that works at disney... in florida...
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Male 1,249
"Up until 2.48, I thought he was white. Is is racist to think he has a white voice?"

Nah I thought he was white until I saw him.
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Female 192
Great post Fancy. This video was epic. :)
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Male 1,929
Story-telling is underrated these days.
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Female 1,435
is it racist to say i didnt think he was a black guy. i saw that he was a slightly darker shade in the cartoon. but it just didnt click. hmm. also.."obeast"?
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Male 1,610
I want my ten minutes back. All that video did was make me hungry.
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Male 33
i wanna live at Disney now
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Female 2,027
Lol i woould love to work at disney
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Male 605
Up until 2.48, I thought he was white. Is is racist to think he has a white voice?
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Male 19,868
Link: Confessions of a Disney Employee [Rate Link] - About 10 minutes long, but worth every minute of it. I was a lifeguard at Raging Waters in San Dimas, and it was similar
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