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Date: 01/13/11 02:32 PM

57 Responses to Confessions of a Disney Employee

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    Link: Confessions of a Disney Employee - About 10 minutes long, but worth every minute of it. I was a lifeguard at Raging Waters in San Dimas, and it was similar
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    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 2:53 pm
    Up until 2.48, I thought he was white. Is is racist to think he has a white voice?
  3. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2029 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    Lol i woould love to work at disney
  4. Profile photo of whydoucare
    whydoucare Male 13-17
    33 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    i wanna live at Disney now
  5. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    I want my ten minutes back. All that video did was make me hungry.
  6. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 3:03 pm
    is it racist to say i didnt think he was a black guy. i saw that he was a slightly darker shade in the cartoon. but it just didnt click. hmm. also.."obeast"?
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 3:06 pm
    Story-telling is underrated these days.
  8. Profile photo of Padiddle
    Padiddle Female 13-17
    192 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 3:06 pm
    Great post Fancy. This video was epic. :)
  9. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 3:20 pm
    "Up until 2.48, I thought he was white. Is is racist to think he has a white voice?"

    Nah I thought he was white until I saw him.
  10. Profile photo of Ranakamarth
    Ranakamarth Male 18-29
    294 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    Yo dude, i`m related to a person that has a friend that works at disney... in florida...
  11. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 4:11 pm
    I worked at CA Adventure for a year. On the rides. It blew.
  12. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 4:18 pm
    Holy cow the guy even got a Myspace AND a Tumbler? what theeee
  13. Profile photo of rubin0nrye
    rubin0nrye Male 18-29
    51 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 4:18 pm
    why didn`t he just get a job in the food service at disney?
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    He wants to bypass security... to get back in during a big private party... because of a buffet?

    Sounds really fake and wrong. If he was white, I would be worried he`s another Jared Loughner.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    Damn, I`m hungry now....
  16. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    Question: How long until we hear that Disney is pressing charges?
  17. Profile photo of megan_v
    megan_v Female 18-29
    16 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 5:17 pm
    TOO MUCH DEAD SPACE
  18. Profile photo of octwilite
    octwilite Female 40-49
    188 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 5:22 pm
    Well, now I want to work at Disney...
  19. Profile photo of penguinazul
    penguinazul Female 18-29
    471 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 5:51 pm
    He`s hawtte. ;)
  20. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 5:53 pm
    im at disney as i type after being at a pizza dance pool party and it was awsome
  21. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 5:59 pm
    Not as interesting as I thought it`d be. Basically he didn`t like doing his job, so didn`t bother doing it properly, so started stealing from his employers, and then makes a plea for people to help him commit fraud so he can continue stealing?

    Douche.
  22. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 6:26 pm
    we`ve all had jobs we hated, he just happened to get his payday. this guy is my new hero.
  23. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 6:50 pm
    Meh. I know about a half dozen people who worked at Disneyland in the 1970s and 1980s. They have some absolutely insane but true stories about stuff that happened there, including costumed characters ingesting major hallucinogens at the start of their work days, and sexual hijinks on Tom Sawyer`s Island before the island was remodeled to prevent that kind of thing from happening.
  24. Profile photo of Dragonluna
    Dragonluna Female 13-17
    158 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    LOL at the end on his fridge he has an 8:30 magnet XDDDD
  25. Profile photo of connor53
    connor53 Male 13-17
    207 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 7:33 pm
    I worked at Universal Studios. Same crap. Pretty much you have to quit after a year or they steal your soul.
  26. Profile photo of thecurt
    thecurt Male 18-29
    411 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 7:35 pm
    Great video, highly entertaining.
  27. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1254 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 7:38 pm
    Hahaha sooo good! This guy`s a champ!
  28. Profile photo of Schr0dinger
    Schr0dinger Male 50-59
    359 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 8:16 pm
    "OK...thats how Im going out!"
  29. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 8:38 pm
    He`s cuteee...and lol @ the stolen indiana jones magnet at the end.
  30. Profile photo of coedog
    coedog Male 30-39
    256 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 9:46 pm
    He sounds like Dane Cook.
  31. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 10:49 pm
    .............hawt =D
  32. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 11:08 pm
    "Not as interesting as I thought it`d be. Basically he didn`t like doing his job, so didn`t bother doing it properly, so started stealing from his employers, and then makes a plea for people to help him commit fraud so he can continue stealing?"

    Haha, yeah, and he was *totally* being serious about that.
  33. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25405 posts
    January 13, 2011 at 11:48 pm
    thats it, thats not funny!
  34. Profile photo of miasmaat
    miasmaat Female 18-29
    298 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 12:09 am
    that kind of sucked.
  35. Profile photo of Animecha
    Animecha Male 18-29
    147 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 2:03 am
    When it said "disney employee" i was thinking in the actual entertainment industry, not one of their stupid parks. Im pretty sure working at almost any amusement park as a low level employee sucks ass.
  36. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2554 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 2:51 am
    TR-Wolf - I only know about the french disney land, as we were staying with someone who worked there, and they said the same thing - the managers and employers and things were pretty much dicks, so this is probably justified.
    That and nobody likes working - everyone likes it when the employee does something huge and gets away with it. :P
  37. Profile photo of eezle
    eezle Male 18-29
    89 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 3:08 am
    i thought it was funny
  38. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:14 am
    Funny or not, that guy rocks.
  39. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:39 am
    To long for me. Im not that bored.
  40. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 7:39 am
    That was very funny- a whole cartoon just to find out if he can get free food!!! LOL!!
  41. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 8:00 am
    the drawings were super cute lol
  42. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 8:06 am
    that. was. awesome! the best part was at the end giving out his accounts and you can see the 8:30 magnet on his fridge.
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    kidney Female 18-29
    112 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 8:47 am
    That was drating great. :D
  44. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 9:42 am
    plea for people to help him commit fraud so he can continue stealing?
    @TR-Wolf it`s not stealing if they intended the food to be free :-P
  45. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 11:36 am
    i wanna be this guys best friend
  46. Profile photo of Mr_Pedo_Bear
    Mr_Pedo_Bear Male 70 & Over
    997 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    Anyone else thinks this is smart advertising campaign. If you rent out a Disney park you get awesome food....
  47. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    this guy is my hero
  48. Profile photo of dfwSurreal
    dfwSurreal Male 30-39
    12 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    That guy is actually a professional gamer, he was in season 2 of the Ultimate Gamer reality show.
  49. Profile photo of Bridge
    Bridge Female 13-17
    125 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 5:40 pm
    My mom works at Disney and she absolutely hates it. I go like every weekend. It drives her insane haha
  50. Profile photo of Mario561
    Mario561 Male 18-29
    57 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 8:10 pm
    This man is...... my hero :-O
  51. Profile photo of dielaughing
    dielaughing Female 13-17
    129 posts
    January 14, 2011 at 9:25 pm
    This guy is freaking amazing
  52. Profile photo of zekumi
    zekumi Female 18-29
    400 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 2:42 am
    Pretty funny.
  53. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 5:24 am
    well now im hungry
    this guy is awesome
  54. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 8:39 am
    9.40 My kids might be obeast..... lol
  55. Profile photo of Andicicle
    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 9:54 am
    we apologize that both the cartoonist and narrator are both dead.
  56. Profile photo of Happy_Pandas
    Happy_Pandas Female 13-17
    307 posts
    January 16, 2011 at 7:16 am
    hero.
  57. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 16, 2011 at 10:22 pm
    hilarious. offically love this guy lol

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