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Date: 01/09/11 10:55 AM

66 Responses to Black Swan Makeup Tutorial

  1. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    January 8, 2011 at 5:21 pm
    Link: Black Swan Makeup Tutorial - Because looking like this will totally get your dance teacher to bone you.
  2. Profile photo of krazzle
    krazzle Female 13-17
    10 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 11:03 am
    im... speechless. what is this i dont even...

    dafuq?
  3. Profile photo of Pravda7
    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 11:04 am
    This video is wrong on so many levels, I don`t even know where to begin. The darker you are, the more "slave like" you look? wth?
  4. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 11:05 am
    Drawing hideous wings on your eyelids will not distract anyone from the real problem you have going on.
  5. Profile photo of GreenBunny
    GreenBunny Female 18-29
    43 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 11:05 am
    She cracks me up. Love her.
  6. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 11:06 am
    hahaha now i REALLY want to see this movie
  7. Profile photo of SherbertFizz
    SherbertFizz Female 18-29
    277 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 11:07 am
    I love her.
  8. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 11:12 am
    She`s a troll.
  9. Profile photo of Britta99
    Britta99 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 11:12 am
    I seriously think that was the stupidest thing I`ve ever seen. I feel dumber for having watched that!
  10. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 11:14 am
    For those of you that are confused or even slightly offended; it`s called satire.
  11. Profile photo of Deviros
    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 11:15 am
    I`m sure she thinks she`s being "ironic" and funny and witty and that`s she`s making the unbelievably deep social commentary, but all she`s doing is being sad. Really really sad.
  12. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 11:16 am
    shes a trooper!
  13. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 11:17 am
    uhh, great movie, but seriously... it`s not worth having nerd obsessions over it. I mean, its already just an interpretation of Swan Lake.

    also, fat ugly b*tch, therefore lulz.
  14. Profile photo of Deviros
    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 11:23 am
    @SCFan - It might be loosely considered satire, but it fails at the major points of satire, those being humor or irony. I suppose she`s got "exaggeration" and ridicule down well - if only about herself.

    Satire takes a certain amount of skill and wit - neither of which she`s demonstrating in this video.
  15. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7596 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 11:33 am
    Watched a few of her other clips- she`s quite funny!
  16. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 11:35 am
    LMFAOO The darker you are the more slave like 80
  17. Profile photo of ciaolatina
    ciaolatina Female 18-29
    13 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 11:41 am
    i chuckled
  18. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 11:43 am
    I love this girl. She`s hilarious!
  19. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 11:57 am
    wow Volsunga, she`s obviously making fun of the movie and herself, not being obsessive. I thought that was obvious when she said she had the perfect dancer body.
  20. Profile photo of username3415
    username3415 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    da! best.
  21. Profile photo of Padiddle
    Padiddle Female 13-17
    192 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    first i`m gonna take some ecstasy LOL

    Shake your liquid eyeliner like you`re jacking off tom an jerry.

    This is too much! xD
  22. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 12:34 pm

  23. Profile photo of SavageNation
    SavageNation Male 40-49
    186 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 1:18 pm
    she seriously needs to diet. that look just isnt healthy.
  24. Profile photo of newbzoorz
    newbzoorz Male 13-17
    217 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    I just skipped to the end to see the end result. Really freaky, I`d probably cry for help if I saw someone wearing that somewhere.
  25. Profile photo of mcssls
    mcssls Female 70 & Over
    695 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    sooooouuuuuiiieeeeeeeeeeeee
  26. Profile photo of Asuban
    Asuban Female 18-29
    107 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    She does the best make-up tutorials :D Hilarious
  27. Profile photo of raiin
    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    more like jacking off ben n jarry
  28. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    Ha she is amazing. But what makes it is the people thinking it`s for real.
  29. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    This is a spoof of Michelle Phan`s tutorial here. The end result is pretty much the same though.
  30. Profile photo of alley228
    alley228 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    Pause it on 3:06 and it looks like she`s eating the compact.
  31. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 4:22 pm
    BURN IT!! BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!
  32. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    hilarious.
  33. Profile photo of gjgonzalez83
    gjgonzalez83 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 5:35 pm
    Put down the fork! FACE!
  34. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    lol i like her.
  35. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 5:45 pm
    oh man she`s hot, om nom nom nom
  36. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 5:47 pm
    Her Human Centipede makeup tutorial is funnier.
  37. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 7:04 pm
    hahah I love her so hard <3
  38. Profile photo of kolchak
    kolchak Female 40-49
    10 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 7:17 pm
    She`s great!
  39. Profile photo of robotobunneh
    robotobunneh Female 18-29
    265 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 7:39 pm
    Gloria!! <333
  40. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 7:40 pm
    this sounds like a cry for help hidden in the subtext of self debasement irony and humour
  41. Profile photo of pigsnout5
    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 8:06 pm
    wow that was funny and scary all at the same time.
  42. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 8:08 pm
    @the windy, that girl actually disturbed me more. At least this girl was being funny, that other girl is just obsessive.
  43. Profile photo of DesertWolf
    DesertWolf Male 30-39
    63 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 8:14 pm
    This is the girl from an earlier post... the "I`m not a devil worshiper, I`m a Christian" post. Funny then and great now :) She has a great sense of humor; very dark... in her words, almost "slave like" :)
  44. Profile photo of ericka225
    ericka225 Female 18-29
    219 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 8:23 pm
    I LOL`d so hard at 0:30
  45. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 8:59 pm
    Isn`t this the same wahine who was doing the Filipino pidgin video a few months back?
  46. Profile photo of strangergoat
    strangergoat Female 18-29
    588 posts
    January 9, 2011 at 9:28 pm
    hilarious!!
  47. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 5:34 am
    Amazing how her crude "shock value" attempts at humor don`t hide her fat.
  48. Profile photo of tatthi
    tatthi Male 13-17
    95 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 6:17 am
    Man the harpoons!
  49. Profile photo of Cats_Suck
    Cats_Suck Male 18-29
    57 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 6:36 am
    Ah, I understand the phrase "you can put lipstick on a pig..." much better now.
  50. Profile photo of Schro
    Schro Female 18-29
    77 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 7:07 am
    God, she`s fat get over it.
  51. Profile photo of 2L82Pray
    2L82Pray Female 30-39
    70 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 8:12 am
    Maybe if you stopped doing ecstasy, you`d be smart enough not to post this on the web ha!
  52. Profile photo of Tupinambis
    Tupinambis Male 18-29
    568 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 8:35 am
    "Man the harpoons!"

    YES! You win!
  53. Profile photo of chimmeychang
    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 9:08 am
    wow, how sad is that. 30 seconds in and she has already expressed the reason for her self loathing, and very likely the reason she is obese. Its difficult for me to understand how to find humor in the suffering of others. shame on you.
  54. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 9:22 am
    I would. She`s hilarious :)
  55. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 9:32 am
    ..... I got nothing...
  56. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 9:33 am
    I love her channel! She`s so funny :P
  57. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 9:36 am
    Chimmenychang-She`s obviously sarcastic and if you watch more of her videos you`d see that. For those of you talking about her weight, that`s only part of the hilarity.
  58. Profile photo of sweetpeadlp
    sweetpeadlp Female 40-49
    49 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 9:40 am
    Please people-take time to research what you are saying. She`s a kid, on youtube, that posts these with humor in mind. She`s hilarious, not desperate. Stop being such a self centered group, for the most part.
  59. Profile photo of austin1
    austin1 Male 30-39
    288 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 10:01 am
    put the fork down!
  60. Profile photo of Spider13
    Spider13 Female 18-29
    115 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 11:12 am
    that was pretty funny. XD
  61. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 11:52 am
    >>she has already expressed the reason for her self loathing, and very likely the reason she is obese.

    Sorry, this is BS. If she REALLY was self-loathing, she wouldn`t keep shoveling all the tasty treats into her big bloated gut! The truth is, people like her think they are worthy of another double fudge chocolate ice cream cheesecake, or whatever the hell it is she`s packing away. This whole "it stems from insecurity" nonsense doesn`t make anymore sense with fat people today than it did with hardened criminals in the 1970`s (which was when THAT stupid myth was still popular). Someone who assaults you and robs you doesn`t feel "insecure", they feel VERY secure. Someone who eats whatever the hell they want isn`t "self loathing", they think they actually DESERVE another quad-stacker cheeseburger or whatever. The self-deprecating BS she spouts in her YouTube video doesn`t speak as loud as her own fat does.
  62. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    "Please people-take time to research what you are saying. She`s a kid, on youtube, that posts these with humor in mind. She`s hilarious, not desperate. Stop being such a self centered group, for the most part."

    Who? Us?


  63. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 6:13 pm
    Lols, she was funny. If you haven`t seen Black Swan you may have missed some of the references I guess.....anyways I like how she pokes fun at herself too.
  64. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 7:20 pm
    wow... i`ve seen other vids by this same chick and this is by far the most disturbing one.
  65. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 11:27 am
    Im not even gonna push play.
  66. Profile photo of jesusrockss
    jesusrockss Female 13-17
    14 posts
    January 15, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    its a joke dumbass

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