Black Swan Makeup Tutorial

Submitted by: Nidonemo 6 years ago in Funny

Because looking like this will totally get your dance teacher to bone you.
There are 66 comments:
Female 14
its a joke dumbass
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Male 6,694
Im not even gonna push play.
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Female 3,598
wow... i`ve seen other vids by this same chick and this is by far the most disturbing one.
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Female 1,515
Lols, she was funny. If you haven`t seen Black Swan you may have missed some of the references I guess.....anyways I like how she pokes fun at herself too.
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Male 491
"Please people-take time to research what you are saying. She`s a kid, on youtube, that posts these with humor in mind. She`s hilarious, not desperate. Stop being such a self centered group, for the most part."

Who? Us?


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Male 5,194
>>she has already expressed the reason for her self loathing, and very likely the reason she is obese.

Sorry, this is BS. If she REALLY was self-loathing, she wouldn`t keep shoveling all the tasty treats into her big bloated gut! The truth is, people like her think they are worthy of another double fudge chocolate ice cream cheesecake, or whatever the hell it is she`s packing away. This whole "it stems from insecurity" nonsense doesn`t make anymore sense with fat people today than it did with hardened criminals in the 1970`s (which was when THAT stupid myth was still popular). Someone who assaults you and robs you doesn`t feel "insecure", they feel VERY secure. Someone who eats whatever the hell they want isn`t "self loathing", they think they actually DESERVE another quad-stacker cheeseburger or whatever. The self-deprecating BS she spouts in her YouTube video doesn`t speak as loud as her own fat does.
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Female 115
that was pretty funny. XD
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Male 288
put the fork down!
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Female 49
Please people-take time to research what you are saying. She`s a kid, on youtube, that posts these with humor in mind. She`s hilarious, not desperate. Stop being such a self centered group, for the most part.
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Female 1,203
Chimmenychang-She`s obviously sarcastic and if you watch more of her videos you`d see that. For those of you talking about her weight, that`s only part of the hilarity.
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Female 1,203
I love her channel! She`s so funny :P
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Female 1,784
..... I got nothing...
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Female 2,674
I would. She`s hilarious :)
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Male 684
wow, how sad is that. 30 seconds in and she has already expressed the reason for her self loathing, and very likely the reason she is obese. Its difficult for me to understand how to find humor in the suffering of others. shame on you.
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Male 567
"Man the harpoons!"

YES! You win!
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Female 70
Maybe if you stopped doing ecstasy, you`d be smart enough not to post this on the web ha!
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Female 77
God, she`s fat get over it.
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Male 57
Ah, I understand the phrase "you can put lipstick on a pig..." much better now.
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Male 95
Man the harpoons!
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Male 5,194
Amazing how her crude "shock value" attempts at humor don`t hide her fat.
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Female 588
hilarious!!
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Male 2,402
Isn`t this the same wahine who was doing the Filipino pidgin video a few months back?
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Female 219
I LOL`d so hard at 0:30
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Male 63
This is the girl from an earlier post... the "I`m not a devil worshiper, I`m a Christian" post. Funny then and great now :) She has a great sense of humor; very dark... in her words, almost "slave like" :)
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Female 798
@the windy, that girl actually disturbed me more. At least this girl was being funny, that other girl is just obsessive.
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Female 546
wow that was funny and scary all at the same time.
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Male 2,388
this sounds like a cry for help hidden in the subtext of self debasement irony and humour
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Female 265
Gloria!! <333
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Female 10
She`s great!
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Female 3,696
hahah I love her so hard <3
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Female 2,120
Her Human Centipede makeup tutorial is funnier.
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Male 1,744
oh man she`s hot, om nom nom nom
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Female 850
lol i like her.
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Male 5
Put down the fork! FACE!
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Female 1,743
hilarious.
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Male 1,341
BURN IT!! BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!
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Female 238
Pause it on 3:06 and it looks like she`s eating the compact.
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Female 1,589
This is a spoof of Michelle Phan`s tutorial here. The end result is pretty much the same though.
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Male 605
Ha she is amazing. But what makes it is the people thinking it`s for real.
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Female 293
more like jacking off ben n jarry
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Female 107
She does the best make-up tutorials :D Hilarious
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Female 695
sooooouuuuuiiieeeeeeeeeeeee
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Male 217
I just skipped to the end to see the end result. Really freaky, I`d probably cry for help if I saw someone wearing that somewhere.
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Female 376
she seriously needs to diet. that look just isnt healthy.
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Male 716

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Female 192
first i`m gonna take some ecstasy LOL

Shake your liquid eyeliner like you`re jacking off tom an jerry.

This is too much! xD
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Male 362
da! best.
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Female 798
wow Volsunga, she`s obviously making fun of the movie and herself, not being obsessive. I thought that was obvious when she said she had the perfect dancer body.
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Female 1,593
I love this girl. She`s hilarious!
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Female 13
i chuckled
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Male 2,506
LMFAOO The darker you are the more slave like 80
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Female 7,997
Watched a few of her other clips- she`s quite funny!
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Male 535
@SCFan - It might be loosely considered satire, but it fails at the major points of satire, those being humor or irony. I suppose she`s got "exaggeration" and ridicule down well - if only about herself.

Satire takes a certain amount of skill and wit - neither of which she`s demonstrating in this video.
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Male 1,548
uhh, great movie, but seriously... it`s not worth having nerd obsessions over it. I mean, its already just an interpretation of Swan Lake.

also, fat ugly b*tch, therefore lulz.
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Male 25,417
shes a trooper!
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Male 535
I`m sure she thinks she`s being "ironic" and funny and witty and that`s she`s making the unbelievably deep social commentary, but all she`s doing is being sad. Really really sad.
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Male 2,085
For those of you that are confused or even slightly offended; it`s called satire.
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Female 35
I seriously think that was the stupidest thing I`ve ever seen. I feel dumber for having watched that!
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Male 3,327
She`s a troll.
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Female 277
I love her.
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Male 1,249
hahaha now i REALLY want to see this movie
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Female 43
She cracks me up. Love her.
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Male 928
Drawing hideous wings on your eyelids will not distract anyone from the real problem you have going on.
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Female 290
This video is wrong on so many levels, I don`t even know where to begin. The darker you are, the more "slave like" you look? wth?
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Female 10
im... speechless. what is this i dont even...

dafuq?
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Male 9,305
Link: Black Swan Makeup Tutorial [Rate Link] - Because looking like this will totally get your dance teacher to bone you.
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